Ominous bird valentines.

Just a reminder for anyone who needs it: having a warm and open heart is not a weakness

the story is from fang's pov in a pre-modern universe. ed and stede are sipping a dunkin' coolatta with oluwande. nana joins in, and everyone is confused. it's the night before halloween.

so close to $10k in opening bids/buy it nows submitted already for the @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social markettttt

she is a demon straight from fucking hell, she is the reddest zit on Florida's ass. she will for sure get some kind of job whining on Fox or OAN or some shit and i'm sure she'll be just as happy. except that the weakest ppl in congress took a steaming dump on her today and it will NEVER wash off.

a coworker had a meltdown at me about how she keeps fucking up pronouns (note: she is not trying AT ALL) for our new employee (a black trans woman) & then i had a customer say she was concerned that someone had a key and was opening the blue box and taking mail out. it was (obv) our new employee.

SO MANY BEAUTIFUL THINGS TO BANKRUPT ME (for charity!)

auction graphics and treats, it’s a good morning

in an airplane universe, something's gone terribly wrong with ed's vibrator. mirror universe ed and izzy are vampiric, and ed and stede are canadian. pete is approving and is beautiful.

finding it hard to cope at the moment with all the chaos going on around you? i got a trauma & bereavement counselor to write some tips about how to stay sane. please RT if you think others may find it useful, too: www.webworm.co/coping/

I miss my wife Joann fabrics

Contractor: So what features do you want for your parking lot? Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always

Over 200 items submitted for the #ofmd #FandomMarket!! Learn more and craft with us to support the work of @immcouncil.org at fandomcraftmarket.carrd.co! See some of what we'll have up for bidding and buying:

I don't care. I do not fucking care. He's a fucking Epstein class human being and I hope no one ever loves him again. I hope he spends the rest of his days in the grey cold ashes of words that also hate him and twist wrongly under his pen until his hands ache

“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance

The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.

I'll be offering a custom tiny skyline embroidery of the city of your choosing!!

He's a little....nekkid at the moment. 😅

Got all the pieces done! Now just gotta sew it together. bsky.app/profile/octo...

working on a lil boat!

Here's my design for the lino print I'm submitting! Super excited for this carve 😊

SPARKLES FROM @peculiarityshop.bsky.social (ignore background child sounds)

watching MIB with the kids and MAN it holds up actually???

As you get ready to submit your beautiful crafts for the market, we've got some tips about how to best photograph them:

okay dreamt up a new craft fair idea then made it Real. you know the feeling of paranoia that your loops case is going to spring open at any moment, sending your cute expensive ear plugs scattering across the ground????? meet: froggy loop case cosy is this anything

hew new yorkers show me your fave skyline pic, i'm starting my next embroidery and need inspiration

ohhhhh nooooooo the patriots are in the superbowl and it's apparently todayyyyyyy

this? perfect.

MY GOD PLEASE GIVE US THIS OPTION

i will fight you for this stamp commission

A sneak peek at some of the items that have already been submitted! Reskeet with yours, submitted, finished, or neither!! submit items to the market here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... and find out more info here: fandomcraftmarket.carrd.co #fandommarket

More! Snow!

sure wish there was a button on the internet that would say “no gambling ads please”

we are up to 56 crafters submitting amazing stuff to the @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social craft market and so hyped to see everything you all have going on!! but don't worry, you have until march 3 to list your work. tell a friend! let's go! fandomcraftmarket.carrd.co

thinking about how 'queue' is just the letter Q followed by four silent letters waiting their turn

Hakeem Jeffries, with his David Cassidy eyes, is simply unsuited for his position. Bring back Jo-Anne Fabrics. He’d be so comfortable and confident amongst the colorful ribbon and soft yarn. He’s not meant for DC. He’s gentle, and lethargic and risk averse. He’d be everyone’s favorite shift leader.

56 crafters and 137 indicidual items already!!

The amazing OFMD fandom is at it again! A craft market to support the fabulous folks at @immcouncil.org! 💪👇

it's not just that Mamdani is charming af (he is), it's that he is normalizing the idea that children are full members of society that we all share a collective responsibility for

HI ALL, PLEASE READ & SHARE! I have heard from several people who have not yet been contacted by their gift giver. Please check your email and get in touch with your recipient ASAP if you have not already! Thank you 💖

incredibly rude of the world to provide me with only one episode of the pitt a week

gave five coworkers whistles today and explained their use—mail carriers are out on the road all day and i can't believe i hadn't thought of this before??

Powerful thread about the community of Surprise, AZ showing up to say, "No concentration camps in our community" to the City Council, who claim they didn't know this was happening. 👇

now that you mention it, it kinda does feel like a bunch of gross, rich weirdos have had their finger on the scale of reality for like a decade or so, yeah

We’re at over a hundred items submitted!! Keep ‘em coming! #fandomcraftmarket

And this is part of what inspired the original #ofmdcraftfair, which raised another $112k last year! (your mod had a book in one of the bundles!) ACTIVISM SNOWBALLS.

With the Winter Olympics kicking off this week I meant to share this one for #taketwotuesday- created by @ghostalservice.bsky.social, @mossgroves.bsky.social and myself, full of gorgeous Moss art, it's 55K of figure skaters Ed and Stede competing at Vancouver 2010 and falling head over heels 🔗👇

when i say bring that baby home i mean EVERY BABY