This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

anyone else in the petaluma area today #iykyk

to summarize, this week jd vance laysplained st augustine of hippo to the augustinian pope, while the pope visited hippo

I took this photo in London last week. I haven’t been able to use my camera much the last year or so because my hand pain has been so bad, but it was nice to spend a couple of days shooting.

People who suddenly feel like their transphobic “jokes” and “fairness in sports” takes are a bad look while the government forcibly detransitions people don’t get to say “oh that’s not what I meant!” You did mean it! People told you what it meant and you did it anyways!

me: I dance to the beat of my own drum librarian: stop it

"When I was your age, I was already a father of three" When you were my age, a 4br house was 25k.

It’s really happening

Coffeebot: do u like drinking caramel Me: I guess so Coffeebot: do u like drinking toothpicks Me: no Coffeebot: alright u want full caramel and half toothpicks now here is a map to the ocean

I took this photo in London last week. I haven’t been able to use my camera much the last year or so because my hand pain has been so bad, but it was nice to spend a couple of days shooting.

If the pope threw a rave with DJ Padre Guilherme at which he excommunicated JD Vance live on screen right before the beat dropped, he could probably entice a lot of lapsed Catholics back into the fold.

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

Reason n+1 to get off Substack

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He's like "transphobia?" and she's like "nah, living wage, buddy"

lord i have seen what you have done for others etc

someone mentioned that there was a dance remix of The Hanging Tree from The Hunger Games playing in Hungary last night and I was not prepared for the full audio/visual www.youtube.com/shorts/EoorV...

(weird al yankovic)

If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.

Priest pacing in the boss' office as a monsignor looks at him sternly and says, "Goddammit, my brother in Christ, you're too close to this case!"

Viktor Orban accomplished so much of what the Trump movement wants to accomplish here he ruled for 16 years and rewrote the rules in his favor and still, they threw him out and you know what? they did it by voting don’t let anyone tell you voting doesn’t matter

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

If I never have to read some person saying "what happened to innocent until proven guilty" about why some guy should still be elected to one of the most powerful positions in the country despite numerous sexual assault allegations it will be too soon

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sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

To all who celebrate

I went outside and found a huge weird mushroom and stood around gushing about it with a stranger and was like “yay nature!” but then a bird pooped on me so my Admiration is officially Revoked

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

They did the tweet!

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