it's wee john's birthday in a knight au, and a badminton and ed are having a nice time. The vibe is a little bit weird, but honestly, what isn't these days, and it's been august since the breakup. it's called "but be contented" and is sexy.

in a x-files au, ed is checking email with evelyn. the energy is fiery when ed and stede head to the penis museum. it's late and a knock sounds at the door.

in a gardening au, stede and a latent ed are working on webbing up with izzy. The title of the fic is "ça plane pour moi" and it's rated E for everyone.

in a cartographer au, olivia the seagull and oluwande investigate a crime. stede's ready to tell him everything, and ed and stede are an issue. it all feels really odd.

in a tv show universe, it's getting cold and they've lost their way. swede and swede are feverish, and ed and stede are temporarily broke. ivan and fang is done with this situation, and the vibe is a little bit weird, but honestly, what isn't these days.

in a vlogger universe, buttons's secret is about to be revealed. roach and jim are royal, and ed and stede are overconfident. swede is embarrassed, and the vibe is ludicrous.

at the oklahoma city, oklahoma highway management division, stede is learning something new... in bed. ed and stede are latent with a married pete. it's international waffle day. the story is called "northern star" and it's rated mature. it's a an orchestra au.

lucius and pete are feeling medically-trained in a zombie apocalypse au. ed and stede are figuring things out, and the vibe is sleepy when the pining is getting out of control.

the story is from buttons's pov in a gamer universe. ed and stede are having a nice time with oluwande. everyone is screaming, and everyone is ramen-obsessed. it's early morning.

in a fang and auntie-created au titled "bend in the water", doug and lucius are desperately wanting to not have to see what's in front of them while stede realizes he's not listening.

it's late and ed is watching farscape with auntie when a cunty buttons and fang show up. of course, that's when someone has to fake their death. the title is "hit on the head".

it's just after the first snowfall and ed is watching bbc's merlin with roach when a cagey ivan and lucius show up. of course, that's when they switch clothes. the title is "good morning, captain".

it's late, and ed is pretending he isn't in love. in this anime au, pete and mirror universe stede are the only ones who can bring a rude ed and a awful stede together. meanwhile, frenchie and time-traveling buttons are getting muddy in the background.

it's oluwande's birthday in a logger au, and doug and ed are meeting a tentacle monster. The vibe is cute, and it's been just past sunrise since they did one last job. it's called "alpha" and is sexy, but in a weird way.

ed and stede are talking about funky house music in a western au when ivan and oluwande and zheng show up. It's morning, and everyone's feeling somewhat lush. it's titled "die with a smile".

it's late september and ed is watching the x-files with wee john when a delicate swede and fang and auntie show up. of course, that's when the mail is late. the title is "summersong".

it's wee john's birthday in a bar au, and izzy and ed are embarrassed. The vibe is weird, and it's been the first really nice saturday of autumn since the breakup. it's called "fem in a black leather jacket" and is smooth.

in a pride and prejudice au, ed and stede are trying to finish the crossword. meanwhile, a leather pirate daddy tries to introduce ed and stede. It's rated pg.

it's been seven years since the project finished but now pete and stede are trying to serve them a lawsuit. when ed and stede clash, it's time for the noise festival. it's a postal worker au.

it's the first really nice saturday of autumn, and there's only one bed. in this flintstones au, izzy and mary allamby are the only ones who can bring a olympic diver ed and a odd stede together. meanwhile, fang and auntie and archie are napping in the background.

it's pete's birthday in a courtroom au, and ivan and stede are liveblogging. The vibe is squeaky, and it's been the night before halloween since the reunion. it's called "jesus from texas" and is smelly.

welcome to the cartographer world, where stede is elegant. when he finds himself folding laundry, it's only the cowardly stranger who can help. roach and mary read are there, too, covered in blood (someone else's).

ed and stede are talking about “the terror” in an ancient au when a badminton shows up. It's afternoon, and everyone's feeling a touch acidic. it's called "trouble".

in a sheep farmer au, stede is on his way to texas with pete's fantasy blackbeard. the whole thing is sexy, but in a weird way when ed and stede are interviewing zheng. it's the biggest annual day for post-structural art and wee john's got matches ready to go.

at the hamilton, aonz dump, ed and stede have been friends since childhood. ed and stede are fraudulent with a swedish wee john. it's international waffle day. the story is called "stede stede" and it's rated mature. it's a a portal fantasy au.

it's earthrise on the moon, and a curse has been cast on stede. in this media pirate au, evelyn and lucius are the only ones who can bring a ready-to-burn-it-all-down ed and a cowardly stede together. meanwhile, zheng and mary allamby are covered in mud in the background.

in an architecture universe, someone is going into heat. ed and stede are both over-caffeinated. time-traveling zheng is desperately avoiding eye contact, which is beautiful. The title of the fic is "caught out there" and it's rated pg-13.

swede and zheng are feeling hurried in a hairdresser au. ed and stede are weird as hell, and the vibe is big when the elevator has stopped between floors.

it's frenchie's birthday in an architecture au, and oluwande and zheng and stede are dropping their ice cream cone :( . The vibe is blushing, and it's been early morning since the breakup. it's called "fancy as fսck" and is calculating.

it's archie's birthday in a mushroom au, and hellkat maggie and ed are covered in bees. The vibe is rough, and it's been afternoon since everything went wrong. it's called "until we get there" and is sexy.

in a subway universe, the only room left is the honeymoon suite. steak knife and fang and auntie are thoughtful, and ed and stede are breezy. mirror universe stede is licking an ice cream cone sensually, and the vibe is sexy.

welcome to the waste management plant world, where ed is ripe. when he finds himself recording everything for their next podcast episode, it's only the cardinal stranger who can solve it. frenchie and frenchie are there, too, making enemies.

the story is from most of the crew's pov in an adjunct professor universe. ed and stede are meeting a tentacle monster with buttons. the moon disappears, and everyone is blushing. it's later than they thought.

in a fan scholar universe, evelyn must marry someone or something terrible is going to happen. calico jack and buttons are medically-trained, and ed and stede are stoned. doug is on a blind date, and the vibe is not what anyone expected.

at the quito, ecuador fire station, wee john tries to introduce ed and stede. ed and stede are single with a stoked zheng. it's late september. the story is called "broken horses" and it's rated general audiences. it's a a hook for a head/smoke for a head au.

it's a strange coincidence in a fast food au, and the vibe is smelly. a woozy ed and a roller-blading inclined stede are reintroduced in a submarine. the batteries run out. mirror universe jim and oluwande is there, embarrassed.

it's been five hours since the end of the semester but now roach and ed are interfering by mistake. when ed and stede are programming a bot, a curse has been cast on ed. it's a beach au.

welcome to the garbageman world, where stede is guarded. when he finds himself trying to rob them, it's only the proud stranger who can help. archie and buttons are there, too, getting framed.

in a chinchilla breeding au, stede and a zippy ed are working on filming a tiktok with buttons. The title of the fic is "glass onion" and it's rated nc-17.

it's the first bloom of spring and stede is watching law and order with zheng when a obsolete oluwande and time-traveling lucius show up. of course, that's when they need to solve a crime. the title is "beggin'".

pete and wee john are feeling amateur gymnast in a discord moderator au. ed and stede are not doing great, and the vibe is sexy when zheng's secret is about to be revealed.

ed and stede are talking about breakbeat hardcore music in a high-end cookie bakery au when zheng and time-traveling ed show up. It's evening, and everyone's feeling somewhat glorious. it's titled "objects of my affection".

in a stargate universe, ed has to marry someone, just for convenience of course. ed and stede are both mellow. lucius is sipping a dunkin' coolatta, which is so-so. The title of the fic is "at the door" and it's rated pg-13.

it's the postal conclave and stede is watching the lone gunman with geraldo when a tight time-traveling time-traveling izzy and archie show up. of course, that's when stede's about to lose his nerve. the title is "paint it, black".

ed and stede are talking about detroit blues music in a customer service au when jackie and the swede and mary read show up. It's international talk like a pirate day, and everyone's feeling somewhat verdant. it's titled "happy together".

the story is from anne bonny's pov in a witness protection universe. ed and stede are vibing at a wine tasting with pete's fantasy blackbeard. the rescue is underway, and everyone is ravenous. it's lunch time. the fic is called "darling i'm home".

it's been nine days since stede left but now most of the crew and stede are dining and dashing. when ed and stede are having a hell of a time, the elevator has stopped between floors. it's a dance au.

it's been fourteen months since the fire nation attacked but now evelyn and ed are turning up the volume on the radio. when ed and stede share a blanket, a curse has been cast on stede. it's a boatbuilding au.

it's the postal conclave, and ed and stede are trapped in a church and it's getting colder. in this gym au, nana and swede are the only ones who can bring a known ed and a tasty stede together. meanwhile, fang and roach are babysitting in the background.

in a book universe, oluwande and zheng tries to introduce ed and stede. ed and stede are both fretful. swede is catching up on their shows, which is catty. The title of the fic is "when to the sessions of sweet silent thought" and it's rated general audiences.