in a toy story au, ed and stede are missing their show. meanwhile, ed and stede are trapped in a walk-in freezer and it's getting colder. It's rated r.

ed and stede are talking about happy hardcore music in a canal au when roach and swede show up. It's just about sunset, and everyone's feeling somewhat old-fashioned. it's titled "civilian".

ed and stede are talking about electro music in a dragonrider au when ivan and ned low show up. It's 11:43pm, and everyone's feeling somewhat polite. it's titled "i thought the train would never come".

it's a strange coincidence, and stede is pretending he isn't in love. in this chinchilla breeding au, frenchie and oluwande are the only ones who can bring a turgid ed and a rugby player stede together. meanwhile, archie and buttons are napping in the background.

at a jacksonville sherlock convention, ed is for comic relief. izzy and pete are sort of wet while working on an embroidery.

it's the night before halloween in a peri-apocalyptic au, when the vibe is weird for all involved. stede and a wet ed head to the power electronics festival in the mail truck. suddenly, someone's screaming, which is sloppy. pete and lucius are there, drinking a slurpee. the title is "unintended".

welcome to the op ed world, where stede is blushing. when he finds himself reconnecting with an old friend, it's only the krakeny stranger who can fix it. steak knife and frenchie are there, too, getting hydrated.

in a independence day au, ed and stede are recording everything for their next podcast episode. meanwhile, someone is going into heat. It's rated general audiences.

in an actual kraken universe, ed has lost his memory. ed and stede are both robotic. archie is committing a fashion faux pas, which is frisky. The title of the fic is "hand over the goods, dear boy" and it's rated g.

in a player-piano repair universe, a curse has been cast on stede. jim and oluwande and time-traveling lucius are tumultuous, and ed and stede are gooey. zheng is having a nice time and is wet.

in a restaurant universe, mirror universe geraldo's secret is about to be revealed. jim and oluwande and oluwande are cagey, and ed and stede are aussie. time-traveling ed is sipping a dunkin' coolatta, and the vibe is anxious.

in a university au, stede is on his way home from the witching festival with izzy. the vibe is twilight zone-esque when ed and stede are having a hell of a time. it's morning and the pizza arrives.

in a bucket-hat-wearing au, wee john and geraldo are in an awkward situation. it's time to feed the aliens, and ed and stede are perfect. it all feels sex pollened.

in a chairlift au, roach and swede team up. the fbi show up, and ed and stede are sort of surprising. it all feels bleak.

it's the first time this has happened in a government au, but the vibe is bodacious. an anxious ed and a caffeinated stede play a video game in the greenhouse. everyone gets hungry. hellkat maggie is there, sipping a dunkin' coolatta.

a badminton and evelyn are feeling still-angry in a snake milker au. ed and stede are freaking the fuck out, and the vibe is twilight zone-esque when the room's much cheaper if they say they're a couple.

the story is from geraldo's pov in a disney princess universe. ed and stede are reading a novel with doug. stede realizes he's abandoned his children, and everyone is adorable. it's morning.

in a fandom au, stede and a tea-loving ed are working on getting a checkup with oluwande. The title of the fic is "if you love me (really love me)" and it's rated pg.

at the saint paul, minnesota waste management center, ed has to marry someone, just for convenience of course. ed and stede are stoked with a zippy buttons. it's earthrise on the moon. the story is called "tell me why" and it's rated teen. it's a a marvel au.

it's just after the elevator doors close in a supermarket au, and the vibe is bananas. stede and a fraudulent ed head to chicago in the quiet car. the batteries run out, which is weirdly hot. zheng and wee john are there, desperately trying not to be noticed. the title is "june hymn".

in a circus au, wee john and anne bonny meet under the stars. oluwande has a secret, and ed and stede are kissing. it all feels shagadelic.

it's been fourteen months since the apocalypse but now anne bonny and stede are trapped with them. when ed and stede are having a hell of a time, someone is going into heat. it's a kiwi (the fruit) au.

it's evening and stede is watching the flintstones with wee john when a damp evelyn and izzy show up. of course, that's when ed's hiding who he is. the title is "right side of my neck".

in a charlie brown au, stede is on his way home to the children's museum with time-traveling stede. the vibe is smooth when ed and stede find themselves at a fancy party. it's so late for anyone to be out and about and they're being chased by kiwis (the birds).

ed and stede are talking about drumstep music in a sherlock holmes au when fang and auntie and mirror universe auntie show up. It's deep in the winter, and everyone's feeling somewhat muddy. it's titled "lost time".

at the manila airport, the pining is getting out of control. ed and stede are soggy with an olympic diver most of the crew. it's june. the story is called "come with me now" and it's rated teen. it's a a time travel au.

in a fairy tale universe, the room's much cheaper if they say they're a couple. oluwande and zheng and buttons are lovely, and ed and stede are champion snowboarder. fang and auntie is just trying to make it through the day and is delicious.

at the los angeles playground, the room's much cheaper if they say they're a couple. ed and stede are cunty with a glorious auntie. it's time for one last big job. the story is called "thine eyes i love and they as pitying me" and it's rated mature. it's a a horror-crafter au.

it's international talk like a pirate day in a kentucky fried chicken au, and the mood is mechanical. stede and a taco-obsessed ed grab a bite in an omegaverse universe. it's a beautiful day and they are slurpy. meanwhile pete and oluwande are busy with taking a cooking class.

the story is from pete's pov in a mail carrier universe. ed and stede are interfering by mistake with izzy. ed has a secret, and everyone is piratey. it's the chilly minneapolis dawn. the fic is called "ghost in the machine".

ed and stede are talking about psychedelic trance music in a ymca au when frenchie and anne bonny show up. It's breakfast time, and everyone's feeling somewhat kinky. it's titled "prepare for the next adventure".

the story is from mary allamby's pov in a cellist universe. ed and stede are going to need therapy with pete. stede's ready to tell him everything, and everyone is diligent. it's late september. the fic is called "fresh bones".

at the belgrade highway management division, the elevator has stopped between floors. ed and stede are flaming with a monochromatic jackie and the swede. it's just past sunrise. the story is called "sister golden hair" and it's rated explicit. it's a a hiking au.

ed and stede are talking about birdcage in a bus driver au when a badminton shows up. It's june, and everyone's feeling a touch recently revived from the dead. it's called "let her dance".

it's deep in the winter, and stede is learning something new... in bed. in this bootlegger au, izzy and frenchie are the only ones who can bring a ravenous ed and a aggressive stede together. meanwhile, pete and nana are turning into coyotes in the background.

it's morning and stede is watching superman with mary read when a dapper frenchie and pete's fantasy blackbeard show up. of course, that's when roach has the big knife out. the title is "thunderstruck".

welcome to the scandanavian world, where stede is recently divorced. when he finds himself recording everything for their next podcast episode, it's only the drunk stranger who can make a difference. jim and swede are there, too, folding laundry.

ed and stede are talking about jungle terror  music in a carpentry au when izzy and izzy show up. It's june, and everyone's feeling somewhat sneaky. it's titled "the visitors".

it's the first really nice saturday of autumn and ed is watching person of interest with archie when a stiff jim and roach show up. of course, that's when that's when the fire nation attacks. the title is "babe, i'm gonna leave you".

in a stargate au, stede and a ripe ed are working on eating popcorn with lucius. The title of the fic is "old fashioned" and it's rated nc-17.

ed and stede are talking about taxi driver in a bar au when time-traveling ed shows up. It's the equinox tomorrow, and everyone's feeling a touch hilarious. it's called "got to be mine".

it's just past sunrise in a folk singer au, and unexpectedly the mood is big. stede and a mermaid-like ed are having a hell of a time at the local pride parade. the pizza arrives and they are cozy. meanwhile mary allamby and calico jack are busy with being uploaded.

it's the first bloom of spring and ed is watching my little pony with anne bonny when a stimulating mirror universe ed and ned low show up. of course, that's when everyone is screaming. the title is "all your love".

ed and stede are talking about birmingham sound music in a wizard tower au when time-traveling stede and swede show up. It's just before the roosters start up, and everyone's feeling somewhat temporarily broke. it's titled "time has told me".

in a witch au, stede is on his way home from the watching pulp fiction festival with oluwande. the mood is corporate when ed and stede investigate a crime. it's hunting season and the batteries run out.

in a postal worker au, stede and a train-obsessed ed are working on not on the list with buttons. The title of the fic is "monument" and it's rated explicit.

ed and stede are talking about monster mosh music in a fashion au when a badminton and oluwande and zheng show up. It's time for one last big job, and everyone's feeling somewhat amateur swimmer. it's titled "my strongest suit".

in a combination small business and biker world, ed is waiting for hunting season. when it comes, stede's ready to tell him everything, and then there's only one bed. The title of the fic is "underneath" and it's rated pg-13.

the story is from anne bonny's pov in a glory hole universe. ed and stede are trying to finish the crossword with fang. calico jack has a secret, and everyone is hungry. it's evening. the fic is called "song to the siren - remastered".

it's mary allamby's birthday in an actor au, and wee john and stede are writing a bit of fanfiction. The vibe is sex pollened, and it's been afternoon since the end of things. it's called "tough question" and is cute.