life is at least a little beautiful idk

can I be reincarnated as a lichen in some very peaceful remote area that’d be lovely

Stede asks Izzy's opinion on every pirate in Jackie's bar & for almost all of them, he talks about how uncouth & unruly they are (with fondness, to be fair). When it comes to Steaky all he says is, "Such a darling young man," in a tone that makes Lucius choke on his drink a table over.

Steaky fucking Izzy & he's not even thrusting, just got his hands wrapped around Izzy's waist bouncing him on his dick. He's concentrating real hard, brows furrowed, he's sure he'll get a good grade in First Mate Hands when it's all over because Izzy's gone cross eyed & drooling underneath him

they really had THE fred armisen playing a kinky loyal husband

Ed dreams about the gravy basket sometimes. About the quiet as the pressure fades, between feeling the rope fall from his waist and seeing Stede emerge from the light. About shimmering scales and soft waves. He dreams about truly breathing for the first time. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdMerMay

GOOD NEWS CREW! www.teepublic.com/user/gw-draws There are two versions of the OFMDU seal design depending on your preference: a black imprint on light colors or a white print on dark colors. Available on more than just tshirts, click the "Shop" menu to browse by category! #OFMD #ShopOFMD

Stizzy

Something nagged at me earlier in May. “What is it?” I wondered. Only me missing my second babies’ 3rd birthday 🫨 The buggy lads truly changed my life forever. A million consensual kisses to all who’ve read them, and to @sweetpotato70.bsky.social for rendering them so beautifully ❤️ #TakeTwoTuesday

#ofmdMerMay #ofmdmermay2026 #merstede

#ofmdmermay #merstede #kraked

Octopus 🐙 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdmermay

Room people living the dream

still #ofmdMerMay #ofmdmermay2026 #merstede

F is for flag that brings us together! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

S1 crew time Mini charms coming soon 👀 #ofmd

For #TakeTwoTuesday, gotta share my #OFMDMerMay fics, based on @sailorsruin92.bsky.social’s wonderful art 🥹🧜‍♂️ First up is Hooked On You, ~1k: archiveofourown.org/works/65527534 Has a podfic by @sparklespriggs.bsky.social, too! on.soundcloud.com/uyGAW7utDX7m... #ofmdfic

LMAO

"It looks like it's going to be a beautiful morning," Stede says. Getting to illustrate these delicious disasters was such a treat. You heard our good Dr! Click that link n take your meds. 🧡 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Part 1? 👀 #satyrjack #ofmdcalicojacknsfw

Happy MerMay! 🧜‍♀️🫧🔱 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #mermay2026

Drew him like one of my french girls 👩‍🎨 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #mermay2026

#mermay #ofmdMermay #ofmdmermay2026 #merstede night

The dangers of laundry day on the high seas or one very confused MerIzzy ... don't ask me why Stede looks like Swede's grandma, it's a quick workmeeting drawing as an excuse to give Izzy soft colours xD #ofmd #OFMDart #OfmdMerMay

✨🌠 #ofmdmermay2026 day 4 - stardust 🌠✨ #ofmd #ofmdsims #ts4 #ofmdmermay

Stardust ✨ #ofmdfanart #ofmdmermay2026 #gentlebeard

#ofmdMerMay #mermay #gentlebeard #merstede

#ofmdMerMay #ofmdmermay2026 #merstede #gentlebeard #mermay

turtleneck stede my beloved!

From the epilogue of The Gold and the Rust by @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social 💜💜💜

Putting this on the TL again, don't mind me

Since it's #TakeTwoTuesday, I'm gonna take this opportunity to add some recent art to my pinned post. First up, the art for "Patience is the Hallmark of the Old and Infirm" by @littlefingies.bsky.social. This is Disastercule porn, friends. The art is explicit. Enjoy!

(now kiss) Y'all your buddy has been working so hard. Here's a little part of it. It's slow going due to my lack of free time lately, but I'm making progress. (better with sound, OFMD animatic )

Izzy doll was very curious to get to know this sweet little goldfish... Stede belongs to @caribbeancrocs.bsky.social and is made by @rosymegglemoth.bsky.social 🥰 #dollposting

missing you guys so much omg need gay pirate people fix

Unicorn and kraken Ahhhhh it doesn't look like I expected but is decent #OFMD #OFMDfanart #edizzy #ourflagmeansdeath

Stede, about to go find his Ed 💖 (Noticed halfway in that my reference pic was mirrored and his hair swoop is on the wrong side but I’m attached to him like this now)

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Updated Ofmd Ed head studies. 🤘☠️

someone needs to help @alexjsherman.bsky.social out with his very normal request

There are already FIFTEEN fics in our Rare Ship Week 2026 Ao3 collection - if you're looking for a rare ship fic to read, go have a look and try something new!! archiveofourown.org/collections/...

the picture spoke to me so i had to #ofmd

These guys, am I right? 🙂‍↕️🏳️‍🌈❤️ #OFMDfanart #OFMD

pov you're at the party and these two walk in

Artists are allowed to make fucked up upsetting art. You are allowed to block them if it bothers or triggers you. You are not allowed to demand that transgressive art never exist. Especially when the artists are marginalized or queer and already have society trying to erase them.

having to reconcile the fact that I really like my job with the fact that my boss is a selfish jerk 🤝

my soul to take (So glad I could finally finish this one. 🥹🧡 Everyone thank precious @gelatinousstand.bsky.social for adopting the ancient sketch!) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Hey all, I’m having surgery on Friday! So, on Wednesday I’m going to be closing my Kofi shop for a couple of weeks or a month or so (I really don’t know how long it’ll take me to be back to normal). So, if there are any prints or stickers you need urgently, go do that asap! 🩵