#OFMD tender as hell

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SOMEONE BLOW IT

"is this the man you--" Y E S

I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Don’t mind me. I’m just gonna

Health advice delivered in the form of song, from the ever cheerful Art of Invigorating and Prolonging Life (1822): https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-art-of-invigorating-and-prolonging-life-1822

How NYT describes lawless Nazi pedophiles kidnapping a head of state:

Happy New Year

happy new year, crew 💖✨🏴‍☠️ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

If you’re looking for an excuse to become a serial killer, interact with a health insurance company for any length of time.

This is my piece for @imrights.bsky.social for the Canyon Christmas exchange! They asked for Steddyhands hurt/comfort with the prompt “lost”. I hope you like it!

☃️ #izzyhands #ofmd

Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

disney can eat turds

edward teach

@smudgeandfrank.bsky.social ‘s boy have arrived! 🪽🐍 They’re absolutely ADORABLE, I love them to bits 😭💕

10 haunting photos taken moments before disaster

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

Edward study

If you're going to draw a middle aged man, then make him look middle aged. Do not make him thin as a pin

Happy Birthday to Kristian Nairn! 🥰

i need somebody to do this to my back. i bet it felt really good for the corpse

Getting ready for a late night out

Oh no. Maximum Overdrive is on Roku. I think I have my plans for the evening.

starry ocean 🦈🌊 #art #sharks #fish

wouldn't it be nice if you could pay your taxes and in exchange the government made sure that everyone's life was kinda okay

So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate

Hello! Just a reminder that I have multiple free cross stitch OFMD patterns on my Kofi! Mostly crew patterns (one Stede), varying difficulty. If you are UK crew and would like to try cross stitch but can't afford supplies I will also happily send you some by post 🧵🪡💜 ko-fi.com/thesearethek...

Happy Halloween! 👻 🧛🎃

Imagine my disappointment when just before I fly out for a lovely, desperately needed vacation, I see Kristi Noem’s crusty, disgusting face on the tv at tsa checkpoint at RDU

Watching Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983) as an adult and it is far less scary and far more depressing. But Jonathan Pryce is smokin.

No big drawing today, just a lil sketch for a big cause 🚫👑

It’s not Oct 31 yet

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day ❤️❤️❤️

In honor of Indigenous Peoples Day, a map of Tongva villages by Sutimiv-Pa’alat from the website of Julia Louise Bogany, the Tongva elder and educator who passed away in 2021. www.tobevisible.org/tongva-villa... #IndigenousPeoplesDay #Tongvaland

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day 👇🏼

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day! Remember that even by the standards of his time, Columbus was a mass-murdering fuckhead

It's Friday night baby

✨ SHOP UPDATES ✨ Hullo friends, all my latest works are now available in my sh0p (link in bio) as both prints and original watercolors >:D #OFMDfanart

WE DID IT FRIENDS!!! $20,000 for @theyoungcenter.bsky.social !!! www.32auctions.com/ywmlp?r=1&t=...

All I ask is that if you’re going to micromanage, at least learn how to regular-manage first.

Oh hey, that’s me!