someone please write this gentlebeard au

oh and since I can now see weather for something witchy weekend let's go on a journey together and see how much the forecast changes when I inevitably check it every day 🤠

finally designed/ordered stickers for the something witchy meetup, they better be cute I dont think I have time to order more 😅

Last minute art for #ofmdMerMay: embroidery & watercolor mer-Gentlebeard! Created with kind permission from @sailorsruin92.bsky.social, who made the gorgeous original design (below)

yesterday was a successful Nothing Day so today needs to be Chore Day but if I do them fast enough the rest of Chore Day could be a Nothing Day. someone send me some focus

I need more people to watch this so we can talk about it youtu.be/ctckj-AMEWE?...

okay I know I said I was excited for a nothing weekend but I contain multitudes and I'm also pretty bummed I'm not doing fun things with pirate friends right now 🥲

im sorry, ive let the fandom down. I took some friends to the breakers in Rhode Island and now theyre watching the gilded age 🥲😆

ALWAYS

The Scourge of the Seven Seas.

two weeks until we're back in Salem again 🥹

I updated my kofi shop in case you want to make this little kraken part of your world 🌊 direct 🔗 ko-fi.com/s/df54aee104 #OFMDfanart #shopOFMD

Ed Teach... Stede Bonnet.. Ed Teach & Stede Bonnet.

ive done a lot of fun things the last two weekends so I have no real complaints, but I have been in 4 different hotels those last two weekends, so getting a weekend to sleep in my own bed with zero plans is something I'm very much looking forward to

I feel like ive been slacking on ofmd posting lately so I'm bringing these guys back because I've been thinking about them 💜

Just paid full price for a month of apple tv so I can inject the rest of Widow's Bay directly into my veins when available, so thats how much im enjoying it

woof. I didnt even ask for a raise this year before my boss shut down the idea and told me we could adjust my schedule if I find supplemental work somewhere else 🫠

I think all of Stede’s haters should be required by law to see how much BLACKBEARD loves him and thinks he is hot and cool. BLACKBEARD!!! HISTORY’S GREATEST PIRATE!!!!

one more before bed because this is clearly very important @roximonoxide.bsky.social

when i think about artists ruining their own name and falling for ai i am reminded of one of my favorite lyrics. it is from the bright eyes song 'road to joy'. 'i could have been a famous singer if i had someone elses voice, but failures always sounded better, lets fuck it up boys make some noise'

food post time ✨️

i can’t write anything new this year but i have bottom stede!! my beds too big for just me: archiveofourown.org/works/65164987 New Business: archiveofourown.org/works/567486... it’s a long night, can i spend it with you: archiveofourown.org/works/51614218

hi I'm gonna share more pictures

My shop is officially open! 🥳 ko-fi.com/s/fa54222ac8 #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart *If you’re interested in the medieval Stede acrylics, I’ll be opening a pre-order for them TOMORROW. If you’d like to bundle them with anything from here, place your order tomorrow for combined shipping. 🎺

fun(?) fact: it cost us more to park at Niagara for around an hour than it did to leave my car in Syracuse for the entire weekend 💀

Embrodiery by @orchid-explosion.bsky.social and some treasure by @deanbird.bsky.social

s1 canon era first time gentlebeard where Stede comes untouched as soon as he feels the full weight and coarseness of Ed's big bushy beard on his balls (Ed hasn't even opened his mouth yet)

I love the kisses in OFMD. But I remembered David Jenkins talking about the You wear fine things well scene, and "and that's a kiss" stuck in my head and needed to get out. It's a bit wonky and a bit wrinkled but here are a few that's a kisses

hi have some niagara falls 1/3

🫱✨🫲

the Canadians know what theyre doing with these fucking butter tarts, man

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🐈‍⬛ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

He’s lurking in our walls! (From 🧵)

I fucked up my streak in my language learning app and I want to fist fight everything 😠

throwing up over how pretty he is

@aproperpirate.bsky.social and I making immediate silent eye contact after hearing a nearby stranger say "trust no one" and the following laughter is one of those moments thats gonna bring me joy for a really long time

I didnt even make it home yesterday before I started second guessing almost everything I said over the weekend, but to be fair I had a VERY long drive 😅

edge #ofmdMerMay #ofmdmermay2026 #merstede

so smol 🤏

It is always such a balm for the soul to spend time with pirate pals! What a fab weekend in Toronto!

12.5 hours later and I'm back in my apartment 🥴

pov: your dorkatron 5000 of a boss is somehow seducing the baddest bitch you've ever seen

alright we're on the road at 8:30... let's see how long this journey home takes 🤠

love any meetup where we talk about Ed's balls 😌 (even if it wasnt in the way one might assume)

something funny about stede not recognizing ed as blackbeard at first and is like "yeah this is my new friend ed!" and then ed tells him who he is and stede is shocked for about 2 seconds and then is back to "so yeah as i said this is my new friend ed"

me: we dont have early plans? I'm gonna sleep in! also me: wakes up at 7am and can't fall back asleep. rude 🫠

important detour in vermont for a creemee 😌