its nice. feels good.

my sister just sent me a message telling me that my nephew got a temporary tattoo of a snake on his foot and he said "I'm like auntie now" 🥹🥹🥹

when it was nice out, id come home from work and spend a timed hour not on my phone, mostly sitting outside, and now that we're balls deep in winter I have found myself coming home and doomscrolling 🙃 I want warm weather back, this is not the wayyyy 😭

I need Our Flag Means Death back, actually.

sorry to the seemingly perfectly nice account that just tried to comment on my picture and follow me only for me to immediately block them but if youre not connected to the ofmd fandom this is not a place for you

you can find me in the artist alley! ive also got a special deal going for the con 💜

Gosh guys, there's an OFMD virtual con happening this weekend. People are making some amazing crafts to fundraise. People are making and sending gifts for pirate pals. People are making art for the RBB (and excited to see the art and start writing). There's so much going on, I love us so much. 🏴‍☠️💜

this is amazing. I need to get my shit together, both physically and emotionally 😆

This is one of the funniest moments in the entire show and I stand by that "pardon me, just one moment please"

im at the "i teared up to a fucking trader joes cookie advertisement" part of my cycle in case anyone was wondering 💀💀💀

Badge pickup is live which means the Discord is open! While most of our channels are hidden until Saturday, you can start building your roles, chat in the 'lobby', and get a peek at what we have for you! #AoGVC discord.gg/vjnz4sHJtC

Come hang out with your northeastern pirate pals this April! ⚓️🐳🧜‍♀️🐡⛵️🏴‍☠️

I have been smoking the shittiest weed for the last month because its all I have left. I hate trying to be (somewhat) responsible with money 😭

Hey loves, I need help and need to add to my to-do list. If you've ever wanted to get some art from me now would be a really lovely time. 🧡 Please help me fill up my coin purse again and give this a share. Thank you so much.

ofmd cast hanging out irl, fandom catching attention for hating casey bloys, gc trying to piece together fandom drama from the tl…feels like old times tbh

Friends! There are SO many tickets still available for Rhysie in Boston - in part bc hotels downtown are $900/night that weekend. I suggest looking at Rockport, Gloucester & Manchester - all have commuter rail stops and very nice hotels for normal prices. Plus the sea! Artist colonies! Lighthouses!!

The schedule for this event has been posted in our discord server! We will be going to the Seaport Museum and Mystic Aquarium, as well as a few other places. DM for an invite to the server, or grab one from anyone already in there! 💙

I really wasn't sure about posting this update but Brandon had a stay in the VA's psychiatric ward over the weekend. Things are bad bad for us and we could really use help financially. Things are obviously bad bad for everyone, but even a dollar would help us right now.

Pirates, can we do a little push for our beloved Tricia and fam please? I know it's a bad hard time for all of us, but we're capable of so much extraordinary good.

I love whatever is wrong with them

is anyone here really good with using a cricut? I’m trying to do what should be something very simple and im getting incredibly frustrated with the design space program

GOOD MORNING TO ME 😭🥰❤️ #OFMD

I just wanna hang out with them, I swear I'll be cool, i can just hang out in a corner or something

HIM 🫠

love that fitbit gives me updates on my anxiety 💀

listen we all need to grab joy where we can, and tonight i am grabbing that joy in the form of bbno$ and brandon rogers doing hazbin hotel cosplay 😌

❤️

what the fuck

Who’s ready for…. THE OFMD FANDOM CRAFT MARKET? Running March 5 through March 21, we’ll be raising money for the amazing @immcouncil.org!

You know what? I realized I do have a small something I can raffle off. I recently bought some postcard samples from my Printful shop. “What’re you going to do with them?” Mr. Menace asked. Offer them to you in a drawing, apparently!

Hey you. You’re good. Keep going.

may i offer you some tits in this trying time

help guide the crafters by adding some things youd like to see!!!

if youd like to hear something nice about irl stuff, multiple organizations I've looked at have had to put a pause on accepting volunteers because so many people want to help 🥹

trying to come up with some more ideas (that also work with the limitation of my arm still betraying me) but I whipped some of these up today and could easily make some more (I could do 4 options, "fuck ice" or "ice out" with or without the pirate flag on the back)

Our Flag Means Death Crew watching Heated Rivalry Loons discover HBO Max streaming numbers aren't adding up

him ✨️

Shrinking has released one singular episode of season 3 and it made me cry multiple times, so the chances of me surviving this season seem unlikely. parkinson's plot lines are a little tough when you have a parent with parkinson's 🫠 but also its so good and im so glad its back

Boston Rhys tickets acquired. excited to some of you thereeee 💜

Rhys will also be in NYC (2.5ish hours from Mystic) that Friday and Saturday. the Saturday show obviously conflicts with our plans, but Friday does not!

what a lovely way to end our Mystic weekend for those willing to travel to Boston after 👀

I’m shaking and scared as hell. I hate to ask for anything. *cw: senior pet/sick pet* . . . Vulcan has been crying all day and I just saw some bloody urine in his litter box. He needs to go to the vet asap, but I have next to nothing for this. I’m not prepared at all. 😓 ko-fi.com/saucierspoon...

Just realized I do in fact have something I can raffle off to help out right now. 🙌 Donate $5 or more to any of the orgs at the 🔗 below and enter to win a 12"x12" print of my Revenge painting. Every $5 gets you one entry. Raffle window closes at 11:59pm EST on Wednesday, January 28th. (1/2)

here’s some ed teach to cleanse the timeline.

a true bounty of taika content these last few days 😌

Co-captains? (We said the same thing!) Just gonna keep making my gay little arts. Try to find the joy where you can, you know? #ofmd

For those with less $$$ but still wishing to help - every $3 you donate to a charity helping those affected in the USA gets you a ticket for your own custom soup hoop with any word(s) embroidered up to 15 characters. Free postage worldwide! This will close on 31 Jan at midnight GMT

Ok folks, I’m offering this hoop up in exchange for a $50 donation to any charity listed here: www.standwithminnesota.com DM me to claim it - for ease of shipping, US only

the james acaster show i went to tonight healed me a little bit. fuck, he's funny. (the fire alarm went off mid show but it ended up making the second half of the show so special)