When Meatloaf said ‘I would do anything for love’, Trainline took that personally /Anything/, you say? Bet, a return ticket to your partner now costs £300

Life and its relentless ways have dragged me away from fandom in general for a long time and I miss it. So this is my quarterly ‘I’m still here and I still care!’ post 😂💛 I hope you’re all thriving (or surviving, if that’s all you can do rn 🫂)

so i just finished my favourite show of all time. again. #Hannibal #NBCHannibal #hannigram

The last time I saw my Nan was 6 weeks ago & I still don’t think the grief has properly sunk in yet. Even reading what I just typed doesn’t feel real. There is no world in which I could ever go 6 weeks without talking to her, what the fuck am I talking about? That can’t be right. Doesn’t make sense.

Hey NYT, what’s good?

Not In Our Name is made of a collective of women who reject, completely and categorically, the active discrimination and exclusion of trans, non-binary and gender-diverse people. I signed their letter of support. Will you? www.change.org/nion_women

What are the Ed and Stede in your head up to today? Mine have just had their last guests of the season at the inn and are taking advantage of the quiet and the lack of work to lounge around, cuddle, yap, and do very little else

When people say grief comes at you on a random Tuesday, they lied. It waits until the early hours of Wednesday morning and continuously kicks your arse through the entire day

Thank you to everyone who left a like or a lovely comment 💛 We lost Nanny 3 days ago & there is already a whole list in my head of things I want to tell her about. I know I haven’t even scratched the surface of missing her yet. I know I will never stop. You’d have really loved her, guys 🥹

Her name is Wendy. She loved sewing, crochet & pretty flowers. She loved sunshine & chalking her hair pink. She loved Great Yarmouth (and chocolate-covered strawberries from Docwras) & Beauty and the Beast. She loved me and she never let me forget it for a second. I’m going to miss her so terribly.

The podfic of the SMAU New Horizons by @thatllbemybrand.bsky.social. Edward Teach is lonely. He buys Animal Crossing to see if online gameplay can change that. It doesn’t. Then an unexpected visitor appears on his island. Yes it will make you wanna play ACNH again! NOFX version also available.

My second novel, 1983, is now out in paperback. Roscoe and I have decided to give away signed copies to 4 randomly selected people who repost this and pop a reply below. You might like it if you like: The old, fun idea of The Future D&D Nottinghamshire Robots Imaginative children Aliens Mining

My wonderful Nan (who you may remember from tweets such as this) is very very poorly. She’s still here, but her condition won’t improve & we have been told to prepare for the worst. It’s left me in an odd limbo of not-quite grieving. There’s no one thing to feel so I swing between everything.

@happydaiz.bsky.social Hi! I’m really sorry, I can’t seem to answer your DM as Bluesky is insistent that I’m not an adult? 💀 But I wanted to say yes, your idea would be lovely! Thank you so much! 💛

I lived, bitch

Kit is literally getting top surgery right now as I type this and I am a ball of emotions. So excited for them, so unbelievably proud of them, so incredibly grateful I’m able to be here to support and look after them. My tummy is in KNOTS. I LOVE TRANS JOY 🥹🏳️‍⚧️💛

There is Edward Teach everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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Hey everyone send @kataurah.bsky.social lots of love and well wishes because it's YEET WEEK!!!!!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my OG smut-peddling partner, the only Italian to ever exist, THEE Leo of all time, @radicallysoft.bsky.social!! 🎉💖 If anyone saw our TikTok DMs, we’d be ostracised from society. I love you so much!!

I can feel my fuse becoming shorter every day and I dislike it very much. I’m so irritable and impatient and I’m trying to just Keep Going but my brain is fizzing constantly. I don’t know whether it can be put down to stress/overwhelm/exhaustion or if I’m really just a bit of a bitch 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yesterday was Girlfriend Day!! Now I may not have one of those, but I AM one of those. And what I DO have is a Kit. And fuck knows I’ll take any opportunity to be gross about them. 💛💜

I’m happy to discuss custom designs! OFMD inspired or otherwise

Capitalism is kicking my arse & although I am not talented enough to have a fully-fledged side-hustle, I am half decent at cross stitch & more than happy to sew anything for a few quid. This applies to that project you haven’t finished, the pattern you love but can’t sew yourself, or something else!

day out in the gay capital of the UK 💜💛 @thatllbemybrand.bsky.social

Kinda really sad about Ozzy Osbourne. I’m so so happy he got to have a fucking great farewell show and pass the torch to other rock stars (his relationship with Yungblud was so beautiful). He went out with a bang and spent the last month of his life knowing how loved he is. What a life he led.

Capitalism is kicking my arse & although I am not talented enough to have a fully-fledged side-hustle, I am half decent at cross stitch & more than happy to sew anything for a few quid. This applies to that project you haven’t finished, the pattern you love but can’t sew yourself, or something else!

Gays rolling up to brunch

80s night for Trix’s birthday! 🥹🪩🩷 @kataurah.bsky.social

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to the Ultimate Committer To The Bit, niche cosplay genius, and my biological mother, @trixntreats.bsky.social 🥳🎉 I can’t believe you’re 21 already. I love you loads and can’t wait to celebrate with you! 💛

I feel guilty that I don’t contribute to this fandom the way I used to. I’m happier than ever & love life but I miss you & the days where I could bash out fic like it was nothing. I’m still here & my love for OFMD is too! I hope you’re all doing well!

And if I said the next chapter of It Started With A Whisper is finally almost finished? 👀

Happy Non-Binary People’s Day! ✨ You are all amazing and important and divine and I hope you all feel incredibly Gender today and every day. 💛🤍💜🖤

I had to.

Dressed to be the queerest person at the chip shop today

Forever ago I got to illustrate @thatllbemybrand.bsky.social's adorablely perfect 'A Very Crossing Christmas'! It's part 2 of her 'New Horizons' series. It's so cute, and this is still one of my favorite pieces. 🧡 archiveofourown.org/works/52452617 #omfd #OurFlagMeansDeath

This is huge for me. I need them so bad

forehead kiss real lip tracing real stede charming bastard real ed begging for kisses REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone on Instagram said it was Soulmate Day today. When I googled it, not only were the results mixed on whether the day actually exists at all, they also said that if it did exist, it was in June. But I’m taking the excuse to post about mine anyway. Because I like them quite a bit 💛💜

I had to.

I’m finally writing that Piano Man AU I’ve had in my docs since 2022!!

#TodayInQueerHistory June 28 (1969) An iconic date in the queer calendar; the anniversary of the Stonewall Riots. Patrons fought back against the police after yet another raid of their beloved bar. According to Marsha P Johnson, "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" played as the police raided.

"oh, that's the shape of love"

Yesterday, I got to thank DJenks for OFMD and for everything and everyone this show has brought me. ‘Thank you’ will never be enough, but I’m so grateful I had the chance to say it 💛

That jet lag + con drop combo is fucking lethal, lads /gn. If anyone spoke to me yesterday and I didn’t make any sense, I’m truly sorry, I was running on empty and my brain was occupied only by a cymbal-banging monkey 💖

Nathan: I make fun of Con for being old. I love him but the man is an easy target. Have you seen him use his phone? Yesterday he was trying to show us a video on his phone - torch on, falling out of its case. But she looks amazing for being in her 80s. Shame she's not got long left.

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Went to Gay Street and everyone knew me! 🏳️‍🌈

REN in NYC 🍎🚕 (cont’d) I am not above a cringy tourist pose