thrilled to see my old Conjuring fics getting kudos ☺️ we’re all back on our horror parents bullshit

an exchange from work today: student: Mx, are you a dominant alpha or a submissive omega? me, raising an eyebrow: are you asking me that bc you think i don’t know what it means?? bitch, don’t test me, i’ve been reading fic longer than you’ve been alive

3 weeks post op today… 😁 3 weeks of the binder to go 💀

i am a selfish piece of shit 👍🏻

this is my idiot son. he stole and ate a whole ass cheese scone last night. thank god it wasn’t a fruit or chocolate scone and it only left him thirsty af

5 days post op, is this impressive? 😅

the final binder would naturally be the worst one 😭

new Florence song just dropped 😭🥹 i know she did this for *me* today, specifically

I lived, bitch

Hey everyone send @kataurah.bsky.social lots of love and well wishes because it's YEET WEEK!!!!!

We had the numbers. Still do.

EEEEEEEEE!!

eepy void. excellent beans.

i do not wish to be crying about this/them in the year of our lord 2025

Relapsed

Coincidentally, the step stool was never seen again 🪜 #goodomensfanart #goodomens #aziraphalexcrowley #ineffablehusbands

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"Where I'm Set Alight" by @kataurah.bsky.social. E, 4k. Instead of taking it slow, Ed and Stede fuck on a desk. archiveofourown.org/works/51112645

friends!! i’m not saying this will totally fill the OFMD shaped chasm in our hearts and lives, but if you’re missing queer pirates, extreme silliness and found family (with a cool dose of fantasy on the side) i heavily recommend this book!

While I was doing some tidying, rediscovered one of my earlier OFMD fanarts. Once, I planned to do the whole cast but my technique takes so long and I had so many fics I wanted to write. Ed in prismacolors on royal purple card #OFMD

24 days to go! ✂️🍒

day out in the gay capital of the UK 💜💛 @thatllbemybrand.bsky.social

pride month capitalism said what the world really needs is gay marmite 🏳️‍🌈

i guess soulmate day has to exist today just for us then 🥹

“early draft” = canon 😂

THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN, PIRATE DAD 🥹🥹🥹

so i guess Springsteen’s ‘I’m on Fire’ is about to be in all our on repeats

WHAT IF I FUCKINT CRY INTUE GYM

the way people who don’t understand react to me getting top surgery, you’d think my entire worth as a human being resides in my tits

all my loved ones are going to be sick of me counting down the days until top surgery. except my mother, ofc, she doesn’t want to know, but we aren’t thinking about that (55 btw)

when i find myself in times of trouble, Aziraphale comes to me 🥹

i hope david fane's coffee is always the right temperature and i hope he's never stuck in a traffic and there's always a working a/c in his hotel room and that he never has allergies and his phone is always charged and i hope he never loses his glasses and he deserves everything good in this world

Stop they're so fucking unserious, I love them so much 😭

thinking about Con giving me a big hug and telling me he was in awe of me and crying on this national express

i’m sat in victoria coach station instead of in a room full of gay pirates. during pride month. homophobic 😭

Unfortunately the ofmd fandom has splintered after discovering an inability to do the Saturday Night dance in synch… we had a good run 💀💀💀

HAPPY FUCKIN PRIDE ITS GONNA BE A TITTY FAREWELL PARADE

experiencing crippling amounts of anxiety over my first top surgery consultation appointment Wednesday morning

my whole life has been leading to this

just rewatched the end of spn season 9 again and man that angel is so gay for his bestie

Ready for Pride and sell some tix 😏❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Happy Pride!! 🏳️‍🌈 I love them so very much (in a homosexual way) and am very grateful I get to 💛✨ @kataurah.bsky.social

HOW DARE STRANGER THINGS BREAK MY HEART AT CHRISTMAS TIME

happy pride! we’re super gross 🥹❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 @thatllbemybrand.bsky.social

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows

Have you seen these gay people? Now you have.

i will be here selling stuff too! examples of my wares below in case everyone’s forgotten me 😂

He may have wounded a heart or two ❤️ #ofmd

i need gender affirming care so I won’t end up with sores all over my chest from badly applied trans tape and end up hating myself as a result 👍🏻