@azfell-esq.bsky.social and I are back in Soho.

It was earlier today when I gave the Bentley a once-over, decided it had been suffering far too long without proper attention. One barely-worth-mentioning demonic miracle later, it was shining like it had just rolled out of a showroom. Job done. Smugly pleased with myself...

Right. Listen to Bildad! I know things look Apocalyptic. Again. But the world doesn’t end nearly as often as it threatens to. You get up and put on trousers (or skirts. Or whatever) - optional but encouraged - you make tea or coffee or whatever green liquid you’ve decided is good for you now, ...

Definitely!

This is perhaps the best part of our Now. ✨️

Another sodding painting that looks like me. Somehow. Hair was redder though, and longer. Down past my shoulders, actually. Had dark grey wings, too. Can’t look at it without thinkin' of the Great War. Sword’s missing, though. So’s the robe. Proper dramatic.

Morning!

Let me tell ya something. However intense those "fireworks" get, they don’t even come close to what ties Aziraphale and me together. We didn’t just stumble into it. We clawed our way through Armageddons, misunderstandings, centuries of cosmic nonsense, and a stretch where I was fairly certain...

Night!

Nope.

Something had dragged me out of sleep this morning. Skin was crawling, but not the usual sort, not the little itch that meant it was time to slither off somewhere private and shed. No, this was different. I looked down at my hands where skales began to form, my tongue changed and my teeth shifted,..

The angel and I have arrived at the castle. 'Tis the place where we decided we wanted to buy a cottage...

Just checked the Bentley. Gonna take Aziraphale @azfell-esq.bsky.social out for dinner tonight. To the castle. Uh... and I did this cause I was in the mood. Snow and all...

Accurate!

Aziraphale and I were out for a walk today, when we came across a crowd of humans wobbling about on a frozen pond. Ice skating. I asked him, casual-like, if he’d ever been ice skating. He said no. So I took his hand and twenty minutes later we were standing on the ice.

When I got back from the village yesterday, Aziraphale said I hadn’t turned into my snake form for weeks now. Told him I had been in my serpentine form a couple days ago, to check on everything. ... Once I go full serpent, there’s always the question of whether I feel like coming back...

Happy new year!!! #fanart #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #crowleyxaziraphale

And I wanna thank the human who took the bottom right pic. Look at the angel what a view! Deserves a gold star!

This happened today. Aziraphale was making lunch, and I was bored. Or tired. Or both. It’s an original, and I think it’s shit. But well…

Really liked my sunglasses.

Not much fireworks here in the South Downs, but last night was perfect! Got to spend it with the angel. My angel! …and two cats.

Another year gone, and humanity’s still here, setting off fireworks, insisting this is the year they finally get it together. Statistically unlikely, but points for optimism. You lot survived floods, plagues, wars, and reality in general, so I suppose that deserves a drink. Or several!

Well said, angel!

Right. Gonna share this again. Put it on ya phone/print it and take it with ya wherever ya go! Ya feeling bad/down? Read it! Ya feeling no one's listening to ya? Read it! Ya feeling the world's against ya? Read it! There's a reason Aziraphale & I made Earth our home planet. And the reason is you!

So what's the plan for tonight, angel @azfell-esq.bsky.social ? Something sparkling? Some dancing? Watching the nightsky? (... could be a bit freezin'!)

'Man vs Galaxy' by Lorcan Taylor-Hood ✨ A stunning capture that earned a runner-up place in our most recent Astrophotography Competition. Entries for our 2025/2026 Astrophotography Competition are open! 🔗 Find out more: www.southdowns.gov.uk/dark-night-s...

It's everything for me!

Nothing beats wing-grooming with my angel! Well, almost nothing...

Tonight's grooming night.

Someone asked. Yes, all my shoes and gloves have been black, with red on them.

'That true, angel @azfell-esq.bsky.social ?

Another peaceful day at the cottage. Fire crackling away, cats sprawled out. They get on suspiciously well. Mentioned to @azfell-esq.bsky.social that I could smell something different about them. Change in the air. He gave me that look and said, "They’re cats, dear, it’s perfectly normal."

I know I talk a lot about myself, and humans seem to like it. But look at him, my angel. He said I look like a movie star. But he’s the most beautiful creation the almighty ever came up with. His eyes represent the stars I can no longer see. His hair’s like the clouds that help me manipulate…

🔭 NGC 1898: Globular Cluster in the Large Magellanic Cloud Image Credit: ESA/Hubble & NASA apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25122...

New pin: "I'm a safe space"!

Tonight's dinner will be a traditional, well, more a vegetarian Scotch Broth. Gonna serve it with a dry red. A Pinot Noir! ... Dinner's ready, angel...

The angel and I, we’d fallen asleep. Not in our bed, mind ya, but sprawled on the sofa instead. When I woke up, there were both cats tucked between our feet. Aziraphale was still asleep. Glasses slightly crooked, hair a mess, breathing soft. And the flannel... He looked beautiful. Angel? ...Dinner?

Early afternoon. Before I checked on the Bentley, I took a little detour. There’s this patch of forest near our cottage, and I’ve learned not to trust anything just because it looks harmless. After everything the angel and I’ve been through, ya never know what might be lurking about, right?

A shirt or turtleneck today?

Nothing beats a proper home. Warm and dim. Once Aziraphale stopped looking like he’d been carved out of an ice sculpture, we relaxed on the sofa. He was swaddled in blankets, nose and earlobes still a bit pink from the cold. I’d gone down to the cellar and liberated a decent bottle of red. ...

Got a dozen new pairs of sunglasses from Aziraphale. Look just like my old ones, but these come with a clever little enchantment to keep my snake eyes more protected.

Because someone asked. Yes, we’re engaged. But as ya might have noticed, over the past few millennia, both Heaven and Hell have made a hobby out of sticking their noses where they don’t belong. One day we’ll make it official. How, when, and under what apocalyptic circumstances remains to be seen.

Following a hint from Aziraphale, I found myself drifting toward the greenhouse. I sidled up to the festive ficus and had a proper squint. There it was. My watch. Aziraphale said it was a gift. Apparently this is what cats do. I turned on my heel and sauntered back to the house, timepiece reclaimed.

Took me weeks! Ya better like it! Seasonal Nonsense So it’s Christmas again. The lights are back twinkling like crazy. Angels are singing, demons are sulking, humans are panicking as if the fate depends on glitter and tape.

Whatever ya celebrating, cheers!

Charmed!

#charcoaldrawing #goodomensfanart #goodomensbentley #goodomens

Us, on Christmas Eve... 🥂 @azfell-esq.bsky.social

Hmmmmm lemme see!

Way too early to get up. But I like watching the angel trying to send messages without hitting the wrong letters. The little wrinkles on his forehead, when he's all concentrated. The little curses you can barely hear...