Someone asked what I think of Rivals? Well, a snake sees a problem and deals with it. Quite efficient! 😈

Went over to the greenhouse today and checked on the plants. They’re in top condition. Didn't expect less. 🔥🪴🔥

Finally doing some S3 Crowley. #goodomens #crowley

With odds what war hath lost, and fully avenged Our foil in Heaven; here thou shalt monarch reign, There didst not; there let him still victor sway, As battle hath adjudged; from this new world Retiring, by his own doom alienated; X, 374-378

The angel and I are back in our cottage. A welcome basket filled with all sorts of things is waiting for us in the kitchen. Miss Cabot... how comes she always knows? Anyway, it's good to be back home... 🔥🏡🔥

We're back. Well, not in the South Downs. We're in Soho, in the bookshop and there it is. A package. With a note. "Stand by" Stand by? What the...! The package is full with papers. Right now Aziraphale's sitting over them; studying them. Doesn't really make sense! 🔥📄🔥

Aziraphale and I are at Gare du Nord train station, ready to leave soon. ... A human woman was just trying to hit on my angel, told him he'd look very unique. But he took my hand, thanked her and let her know that I wouldn't take it very kindly if he considered her (very suggestive!) offer. (Ngk!)

We will be leaving Paris today after breakfast. Definitely not our last visit! My highlight: our evening strolls along the Seine! Aziraphale's highlight: probably this bed! Gonna order in now...

🔭 The Vela Supernova Remnant Image Credit & Copyright: José Mtanous ap260602

Guilty pleasure: watching @azfell-esq.bsky.social eat! [Aziraphale once tried to convince me he would no longer indulge in earthly pleasures. That didn't last very long, though... thanks to me!] *watches angel as he blissfully chews the last bite of his crêpe* (Pull yourself together, Crowley!)

Neither @azfell-esq.bsky.social nor I will take any pictures during our stay in Paris, so... here's a drawing I did on our tour today. And yes, those tiny dots are Us. 🔥😇🇫🇷😈🔥 p.s. my drawing is still shit! 😈

Paris #photography #blackandwhite

🔭 Eagle Nebula Pillars in Infrared from Hubble Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble, HLA; Processing: Luis Romero Ventura ap260531

@azfell-esq.bsky.social and I walked along Champs-Elysées and later continued our romantic stroll along the Seine on the Quai de l’Horloge. We didn't go somewhere for dinner; take-away was just the right option for tonight. 🔥🗼🔥

Right, don’t think I haven’t noticed. Hard not to, really. Two sides, is it? Or three? Look, believe what you like about it all. Sulk, celebrate, overanalyse every last detail if it makes you happy. Everyone gets to make their own sense of the story.

Yeah, but usually I look more like This, trying to make something out! Thanks to my tongue I don't constantly bump into things or people. I trust ya feelin' better now? Here, have an exclusive Crowley hug! 🔥𖤝🫂🔥

Paris, Hotel du Champ de Mars: Looks like we missed breakfast; gonna order in. Later. Cause the angel's still deep asleep and I won't wake him. We're on holiday; there's no rush after all. I watch him, my beautiful angel. And I call myself lucky cause I get to wake up beside him every morning. 🔥🇫🇷🔥

A few photographs and suddenly it’s mass hysteria. Pull yourselves together. Or don’t, actually… it’s entertaining! But do try not to summon anything while you’re at it. I’m a retired demon! 🔥😈🔥

@azfell-esq.bsky.social and I are on the way to Le Train Bleu, a marvellous restaurant similar to The Ritz in London. Could've taken the angel to The Ritz Paris, but there's only One Ritz, right? www.le-train-bleu.com/en/

*proud demon* 😈 ⚡️😈

Paris, a secluded alley: We've discovered a little bookshop, and of course @azfell-esq.bsky.social is fascinated and wants to go inside. I follow him. ... The proprietor of the bookshop greets us; she seems to know us? I'm cautious! "It's been a long time," she begins.

Happy Pride Month from the Two of Us to All of You! Love is Beautiful.

We're in Paris now and just checked in. Picked a hotel not too far from the Eiffel tower and with an "old fashioned" charm. Angel, don't forget to set your watch forward by one hour. 🔥🇫🇷🔥 www.hotelduchampdemars.com

@azfell-esq.bsky.social and I are on the train on our way to Paris. So far, everything's going well; we have the four-seater table all to ourselves. The Angel has completely taken over the table, not with books, but with a city map of Paris that features 3D renderings of the buildings.

New cover is up, thanks @gleafer.bsky.social ! Makes me laugh every time I see it! 🔥👍🔥

Aziraphale and I are off to Paris tomorrow afternoon. Long overdue, frankly. The angel’s beside himself with excitement, practically vibrating about it. I've lined up a few impressive sights for us, some of them are quite famous. 🔥😇🗼😈🔥

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I like it! 🔥🏡🔥 Where's Aziraphale?

Got a message that said: "now that its over how do I move on" Well, whatever it is you think is over I suggest you embrace life, cause that's why Aziraphale and I are still here!

Thanks to my angel @azfell-esq.bsky.social I still have it! 🔥1940s🔥

Pizza's in the oven, table's set. Tonight it's stay at home pizza, served with a good vintage. 🔥🍕🍷🍷🍕🔥

Right after the picnic, they set off on their art trip. Their first stop was Fontainebleau forest where Monet painted the big oak tree. Aziraphale was very eager when he found a weird graffiti on the tree. -Crowley! #goodomens #goodomensfanart #ineffablehusbands

And now back to sleep cause it's waaay too early! *lifts bedcovers, slithers over to @azfell-esq.bsky.social , rests head on angel's tummy, closes serpentine eyes, mumbles* Home...

Since you lot are eager to know what happened yesterday... I didn't pick a destination and at first, everything seemed normal. Sheep... too many of them. A couple arguing over a picnic blanket and a cyclist who was absolutely going to regret that hill.

Back home. Smells quite... chemical. Looks like the angel has been busy while I was away... 🔥?🔥

On a solo-drive to… somewhere.

Huh... #Crowley #GoodOmens

Frozen peas. Not our ducks. Not our garden.

Always wondered why there’s a World Readhead day…

@azfell-esq.bsky.social and I will be going for a swim later today. We discovered a secluded cove last year and I’ll make sure we’re the only visitors there.

I was actually going back to sleep, but... Do NOT send me DMs asking for my opinion on The film! Read this👇 cause that's all I have to say about it! And now back to sleep...

Mark this in your brain!

Human artists, I need your artistic skills! You know my "art" is shit, but I want a new Bluesky cover. If you feel inclined to draw one for your most favourite demon, well, I won't stop ya! @azfell-esq.bsky.social and I will pick one in, dunno, a week?

like the last night on earth #goodomens #ineffablehusbands

you’re more than enough. you’re everything💙 #goodomens #goodomensfanart

6:42 AM, the cottage bedroom: Yesterday was a gorgeous day of pottering about and truly accomplishing very little. No grand projects, no pressing deadlines. There is something very precious about a day that makes no demands.

🎶Time after time 🎶 #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanarts #GO3spoilers #IneffableHusbands

Questions. Unanswered questions.

It's almost a year ago when @azfell-esq.bsky.social and I decided to buy the cottage. We changed a few things, but all in all it's still the same.