Zaphod Beeblebrox
@dragonfudge.bsky.social
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Lispian crouch ~ any pronouns || Anti-caste || from the river to the sea 🇵🇸 || Sometimes nsfw 🔞
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rysi000u.bsky.social
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lesbian olu and stede
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"rise" of buddhist extremism after theyve already done 3 genocides (in myanmar against the rohingya, in sri lanka against sri lankan tamils, and other buddhist-led pogroms in japan and china) is insane talk
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buddhists have already done like 3 genocides, the western world just doesnt know anything about anything
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edstede x the nanny au where stede is the nanny bc he would loveeee to wear slutty little skirts and get into Shenanigans and Problems
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roach’s malewife
1 day ago
once again i post for the australians and for the people who have already ruined their bedtime and are looking to go for broke. who wants t4t fisherman ed set in made-up-utan alaska
archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
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This Side Of The Blue - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
https://archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
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"variety's 100 funniest comedy movies of all time" you come to me, on the day after dharmendra's death, and you dont even have the courtesy to include Chupke Chupke (1975)....
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Inês 🍊
3 days ago
Dinner plans 🍰🍦🍒
#ofmdfanart
#gentlebeard
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if i had a nickel for everytime a widely popular or real life thing was parodied in children's media that i saw as a child and then well into my teens was still thinking it originated from that children's media, i would have several nickels
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derek guy
8 days ago
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke. IG bscomedian
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roach’s malewife
5 days ago
tfem stede pissing mary off when shes pregnant because mary keeps complaining about how much she hates it and stede, egg yet uncracked, keeps saying snippy things because deep down shes jealous mary gets to have babies and she doesnt
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roach’s malewife
6 days ago
you guys have got to stop making jokes and headcanons that rest on the premise that ed doesn’t havd knowledge or insight it would contextually make sense for him to have but dont worry because someone white he’s associated with will teach him about it :)
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for some reason people CONTINUE to think ed's neurodivergence means he is extremely airheaded and ignorant but stede's neurodivergence makes him smarter. when its. literally the opposite in the show.
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all of u need to do some serious self-evaluation bc the literal whole plot is that ed is smart and capable and stede is his personality hire he falls in love with. like thats the story. thats canon.
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In bollywood romcoms the man needs to have Problems. Like not just wrt the romance in his life he needs to be suffering at least a little. Like in k3g when he gets disowned.
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srk is a lesbian in most of his movies i have always said this. could be a lesbian in real life also if he would just
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7 days ago
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naming your newest work off a phrase from a random song isnt a fanfic thing, its been bollywood movie naming convention for years
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Rights🏴☠️🦇
10 days ago
Awake when he really doesn't want to be and annoyed in his night gown and sleep cap? He is not a morning person. 🤭
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non-indians neeeedd to stop hyping up rajamouli's dogshit hindutva propaganda movies. other indian movies have the spectacle and the song and dance and the whimsy without the religious nationalist propaganda
11 days ago
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everyone go read this now to point and laugh at stede bonnet for having 2 braincells and -2 self esteem
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roach’s malewife
13 days ago
hiiiiiiiiiii i did it coccaptains with benefits is here okkkkkkkkk also fucking realizing as im here that i didnt tag that ed is trans well he is congrats to me i’ll fix it in post
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Emmanuel
16 days ago
I FOUND IT ITS THIS ONE!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/46875835
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came back wrong
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Explosion in delhi please pray that this doesnt spiral into another wave of extreme islamophobia and persecution of muslims in india. We dont even know what the cause of the explosion was yet or any details on what happened and yet theres already right wing trolls spreading misinformation online
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roach’s malewife
18 days ago
“seems like the infamous blackbeard should have a more impressive cock. perhaps you’re not really blackbeard” ed so hard he’s gonna pass out:
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something
18 days ago
aromatherapy of ed pulling up stede's shirt and huffing his fuzzy belly
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship
8 months ago
*taps the mic* ed leaving a bite mark over the heart on stede's ass *drops the mic*
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jamzenn
over 2 years ago
"Just hold on I will find you I will find you I'll be light and lead you home when there's nowhere left to go " #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
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Whats wild about the Victoria Coren-Mitchell thing is that shes not exactly a trans ally herself. Stephen Fry was a good friend of JKR and defended her many times. But glinner and jkr have become so inhuman in their obsession and are demanding everyone in their circle do the same
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Zohran quoting Nehru and playing dhoom machale and suddenly u remember what india used to be and can be again if we rise above this fascist hateful trash
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HE PLAYED THE DHOOM TITLE SONG AT THE END OF HIS SPEECH?????? TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE
23 days ago
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marv🪺
23 days ago
woke forever!! woke will never die!!!
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dick cheney dead and mamdani win on the same day truly there is no god but allah and mohammad is his prophet 🙏🙏🙏
23 days ago
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Spanish jackie with her husbands tbh
23 days ago
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as if its his fault .
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4 months ago
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moosh 🧜🏼♂️
27 days ago
we need to put more nipple clamps on stede bonnet
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May she finally crack her egg this year also … haha jk…. unless????
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24 days ago
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Rysiooozaur
24 days ago
Thank you so much for 100 downloads!!! For this special occasion LG Ed and Stede as Gomez and Morticia
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Young hotshot sugar daddy ed x middle aged sugar baby stede….. my beloveds……
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Happy srk birthday to this post only
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3 months ago my roommate and i made chocolate orange buttercream for a chocolate orange cake and we had a bunch of buttercream leftover so i put it in a box and in the freezer and every month on my period i get it out and unfreeze it so i can eat whole spoonfuls of it
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i am v simple i see someone caressing someone else with a gun and immediately know that ed needs to do that to stede
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BabyKraken 🎤🦑✨️
28 days ago
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Summary of mine and
@oatmilktruther.bsky.social
’s dms bc they have evil disease (disease that makes you evil)
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onion person
about 1 month ago
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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NEED an edstede edit to dastaan e om shanti om i can see it so clearly in my head. But i cannot edit.
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something
4 months ago
this bewitched me i drew it
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roach’s malewife
30 days ago
we know stede loves slutty lacing and isn’t scared of a little pain so: corset piercings
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Samm 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🏳️🌈
about 1 month ago
What have I done???
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