Perfect phenomenal everything I've ever wanted

21 and rappelling in a rock quarry yeehaw

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Heyyyy Big Twist is back!?! www.fastcompany.com/91410075/joa...

Speaking of snail forks, I had this interaction with an actual government entity earlier today

Holyyyyyy shit I was just explaining who Jenny McCarthy is to 15 (yeah for those reasons) and wound up talking about SINGLED OUT!?! OMG DO YALL REMEMBER? And of course the next logical thought was Singled Out AU when...

HEY ME TOO 😅 SOTM, a Hook-inspired au: archiveofourown.org/works/417960...

Is it caffeine withdrawal when you're absolutely LIVID for no reason, but then you have your stupid little coffee, and now you're happy as a clam again? Yikes.

Something a little different for WIPWednesday! This is from a little gift one-shot I wrote for @knivesinfeet.bsky.social. Stede's having a rough go hauling an RV, Ed's a truck driver who comes to assist. Hopefully I'll get this posted soon!

For ur AO3 maintenance needs: 1. Hold on Loosely, soccer dad one-shot: archiveofourown.org/works/46253299 2. Where the Green Grass Grows, a one-shot, it's about weed: archiveofourown.org/works/49363789 3. There's Always an Escape, Under the Whispering Door AU: archiveofourown.org/works/516657...

On the latest episode of #MindTheTagsPod, Vee and Emily interview romance and fantasy author @freyamarske.bsky.social to chat about her fanfic writing experience and her original works. Check out our interview with Freya below! mindthetagsofficial.podbean.com/e/interview-...

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Can't wait til the next time we all turn up somewhere together wearing bracelets that say MALE BUTT CHEEKS

Oh hell yeah this is so cool 😍😍

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Oh man these are AMAZING 😍😍😍 the Ed and Fang patterns are both calling my name!

HELLLOOOO!? Just fucking INHALED this it's so fucking good?!?! I cried my own tears, I laughed a lot, and it's hot as fuck! Get into this one if you haven't yet!

@piratereadingclub.bsky.social if we uh, lost track of the last book we told you we finished, is there a way to see which 5 books I've filled out the form for? I have at least one to add but I can't remember where I left off 💀

When I tell you I am in possession of a piece of art that has made me lose my entire mind. @mossgroves.bsky.social fucken killed it Feeling VERY motivated to crank out ch9 of bgr now...

"Ah, the light skins, dammit"

"Dickfuck no its not!"

"Ten human years?"

On my end, I really can't see everything that is going on. I talk to some activists, probably not the right ones. I only know Congress well, and that situation is as dire as possible. I feel extremely confident saying that not a single member is taking what is happening seriously. Not one.

Meg Vertelle still posting #ofmd bts content 😭🏴‍☠️💜 Both videos have been added to the OFMD BTS ARCHIVE (link in my pinned thread)

See also- Most nautical stories: Pirates are violent, badass hetero manly men who live for fighting and pillaging Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every single pirate is some flavor of queer and an incompetent MORON

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Oh man Ossoff and Warnock hate to see me comin

We're pretty good at contacting networks, aren't we crew? #AsACrew

I'm having a commission sale! $25 off any Gentlebeard commission and $20 off any single character piece of Ed or Stede. All works are in my usual full colour style. Discount is applicable on anything booked until the end of September. Ready to start today! Thank you ❤️ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

Here's a throwback to the kinktober Collab art @mossgroves.bsky.social did for my silly little fic!! I just think they're neat and horny!!! #ofmdnsfw

I have been meaning to read this for AGES, today's the day!!!!!

Cutest little bite-sized fic (AO3 link at the end if you need it). Give her a read!!

Some people have moved on from OFMD. I have moved into OFMD. This is my house now. I'm rearranging the furniture how I'd like. I'm Pooh bearing it. I'm painting my guest room to look like a collage of sad clowns in love The kitchen is only onions and oranges. There's a goat room.

If I had a nickel for every time a Becky Chambers novel was a little too on the nose. About the week's current events, I would actually be a very wealthy person. These Wayfarers books stay relevant and it's oddly comforting.

A story in 2 parts: 1st, local FB homeschool group; 2nd, national secular hs group. This is one of the reasons the left doesn't have the power the right does. They're always quietly organizing & expanding the content machine. They get marching orders & never question it, even when it's all lies.

RENO CURE PODFIC!?!?! RENO CURE PODFIC!!!!!

Guys I can't do the butt plug story right after exvangelical posting all night

This is such a clear example of what we're up against. The disinfo machine works overtime, and we're not even in the same conversations w the people we think we're fighting.

Me and @citrussyndicate.bsky.social and @jilliansauers.bsky.social came up with a wonderfully silly idea for a little twit fic at dinner last night. Here's a little clue. Stay tuned?

You know what? I was raised by peaceniks and wasn’t even allowed to play with toy guns and Thich Nhat Hanh is my go-to theorist on empathy so my reaction to a lot of this is different from some of my friends and I don’t think these articles telling people how to feel are doing anything useful

I’ve been quoting this at least once a day for the past almost 10 years lol

BIG BOAT STUCK

May this week just go die in a fucking hole. My dad got admitted to the hospital (he’s okay, but I’m still worried), and now my spouse got let go, and we’re now both jobless. Just throwing this out here, in case anyone has a few extra coins to throw our way. 😔

Dammit I had curated such a lovely, right-wing free space over here, and today it's wall to wall Loud Shitty Opinions

weighted sunlight #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

The return of Blackbeard and The Gentleman Pirate #ofmd

I work with immigrant children in the US for my job, and I am so moved by this amazing project and everyone's art and this fandom's care. Please read about the work that @theyoungcenter.bsky.social does and why it's necessary, immigrant kids and families are scared now but also so strong

We're gonna sail, clown, raise money for worthy causes forever … and ever … without end

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