Shrew Monk Summer

TO ME Ed saying “let’s take it slow” has the same energy as me saying “I’m not getting takeout at all this week.” Like yes it is the objectively healthier and wiser thing to do but sometimes you just REALLY want a little treat. ESPECIALLY when you’ve had a hard day.

he can’t kiss anyone, he has a car for a head

Resharing in honor of Taika missing the beard. I’ve learned a lot since doing this one (it was my first beard actually!) but it holds a special place in my heart. #OurFlagMeamsDeath

SHOP IS OPEN!! ko-fi.com/s/43561f9021 i WILL order more if this round runs out, so don't worry! i am definitely planning on new sticker sheet designs as well! #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

I had been planning to read Captured Shadows (corset boys) for-literally-ever but this was finally the week & I loved it so much! They're adorable & there is some wild/dramatic plot stuff & it's overall a great read 🤩 free at the link below but ABSOLUTELY worth throwing a few bucks in the tip jar

now that I've ordered mine I can share this 😈

little drawing process vid :]

In honour of the US National Cheese Day, two different flavours of Cheesy Stede Bonnet archiveofourown.org/works/61557751 by @seraphknights.bsky.social And archiveofourown.org/works/61525198 I Just Want To Make (Love To) Cheese by ME (also available as podfic)

Podfic form anyone? 25 minute listening time! soundcloud.com/user-3761719...

please enjoy this table of "best to worst OFMD big spoons" that i found cleaning out my google drive

Happy National Cheese Day to all who celebrate, which is pretty much everyone*, the Grand Unification Day of holidays! *Remember to raise an extra slice in the honor of those with restrictions.

Happy June the Third an Excellent Day!

resharing this old art, happy June 3rd!! 🥰

it is not exactly the same set up but "stede tries and mostly fails to do outdoorsy survival things / ed is great at these things but looking for a new challenge because he's bored" gives me strong vibes of @escargot-on.bsky.social's fic "til now" archiveofourown.org/works/463776...

Remember when that little fern flourished under his care? Proof that he didn't defile beautiful things? Remember when the crew defended Stede's proper pirate captainicity and Olu showed off the spoils of that excellent day? I love Our Flag Means Death so much. Happy June 3rd, my pirates. 🧡

bringing him back to wish u all happy june the third #junethethird #ofmd

Look, I can’t let a high holy day like June the 3rd go unmarked. <<sorry>> You should read this, it is fun and we could use the fun.

A wonderful generous anon pirate pal donated four bundles of my Nautical Nonsense stickers for me to give away! To enter, fill out this form and provide proof of donation to your choice of LGBTQIA+ charity! $5 = one entry! Names will be drawn on July 1st (my bday!) forms.gle/fqsB6ZGgtXxb... #ofmd

COMPLETELY OBSESSED with the idea of Ed in these leather pants for OBVIOUS reasons. Bonus points for Gypsy Taylor liking them, too. She knows what’s good.

"Hey. I'm your friend." (So many thanks to @corsaire.bsky.social for adopting this old old old sketch. They both deserve more hugs.) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

#ofmd #ofmdfanart タンポポの上で眠るみつばちスティード🐝 Stede the bee is sleeping on a dandelion.

This is my 1st time offering comms (outside of auctions). I'm trying to get ahead of the squeeze I'm going to face later this summer before my next funding comes through. I know times are hard for a lot of people, so no pressure and any help you can offer is greatly appreciated! 🫶 #OFMDfanart

#TakeTwoTuesday and for Pride I’m bringing up The Hottest Ace At Pride; one of my several ace4ace gentlebeard meet-cutes: archiveofourown.org/works/53254771

Happy June the Third, an excellent day 🏴‍☠️❤️

Oh it’s “excellent day” day! Happy birthday, sentient plant sex pollen fic

He wasn’t going to let Ed go without his afternoon tea. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

God-tier NYT correction: Correction (left), original (right) www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/n...

it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone

hey fucking finally i have an update for you folks who enjoy angst with a happy ending and this time there's smut! #mystuff archiveofourown.org/works/725853...

happy pride to them SPECIFICALLY.

Hey y'all, that small Utah pride center is doing another auction if you had a hankering for bidding and items! There is literally a fucking bass guitar up for auction starting at $60 to give you an idea www.32auctions.com/organization...

🌈🏴‍☠️ any pirate worth a damn has a flag

btw, don't forget that artists love comments too!

2026 version of an OFMD pride banner i originally posted to ofmdtwt & was a Hit Tweet in 2023! 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🏴‍☠️ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

Happy Pride 2026 from #LegoEdandStede!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

Last day of Pride month so I'm gonna share a couple of my favorite rainbow-y art pieces I've made! Starting with this fun compilation! Feel free to use as a phone background (I think I have the dimensions right) or it's also available on my InPRNT 🌈💜 www.inprnt.com/gallery/dean...

🎵 You got nothing if you ain't got pride 🎵 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

everyone go check out @nw777.bsky.social's amazing art 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ www.tumblr.com/nwarrior777/...

Happy Pride! Sending Ed around to remind anyone who isn't out, can't come out, feels overlooked, ambivalent, or not queer enough: We see you, you belong here, we're celebrating you, too 💜

this thread is pleasing to me

go check your fave emoji mashup thing for the weirdest rainbow thing you can find! here's mine! FROM DEEP BELOW THE EARTH'S CRUST WE EMERGE HAPPY PRIDE

On the first day of @ofmdpodfuckery.bsky.social #DoublePod, @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social and I decided to record a multi-POV fic to really maximize the fun of doublepodding, with bonus guest @sonorawent.bsky.social so you can listen to a different voice each chapter!

happy pride month to gay pirates kissing

Happy Pride, pirate pals!! Time to look at @sweetpotato70.bsky.social’s joyous Bug Boys art again ❤️ You can learn how Stede ended up with the shorts here (reads as a one shot): archiveofourown.org/works/66095395 And I will not let summer end without bringing you a bit more about these guys 🐜🐞🪲🐛🪳

please witness my favorite emoji. gay trains. perfection. thanks for coming to my rainbow connection

#happypride #gentlebeardcalendar2026 posting it only now bc it's June.

The whole range is on sale and limited numbers. Once it's gone it's gone. www.samantharei.com/shop/makeup