OKAY i had been saying that OFMD was my first fanfic experience (in my late 30s) but then out of nowhere I remembered that in my mid-20s, I read a whole multichapter rpf about the actors in The Social Network (???) on tumblr, that I (much) later learned was probably written by a Very Famous Author

Finally remembered to post this on the right day.... BEHOLD my first original cross stitch design 🤭 #FallFrontFriday

I made hand embroidered wearables featuring lyrics from the Mountain Goats. Now they’re up for auction on eBay, with all proceeds benefiting the Young Center for Immigrant Children’s Rights! You have 7 days left to get in on this action. ebay.us/m/ww1gyt @themountaingoats.bsky.social

We are thrilled to announce OFMD RARE SHIP WEEK 2026, coming to you April 19-25!! Rare Ship Week celebrates the rarest ships in our fandom - come join our fleet with fic, art, crafts, podfic, and more! What new ships will sail our seas this spring? Prompts and more coming soon! #OFMDRareShips

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

Hey loves, this print fundraiser pre-sale is closing Friday!! Prints will ship within a few days of it closing 🩵 It is unlikely I'll be selling prints after this closes for quite some time, so if you want one of these now's your chance!!

I call this one “Edward Teach and the stupid-ass skull octopus” Some sleepy cuddles 💖💖💖

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

Paul Lukas has outdone himself today, and I've been reading him since 1994. No piece could be more Lukasian. There's no paywall on it and it's just delightful. open.substack.com/pub/paulluka...

I don’t even go here but in honour of part 2 of Bridgerton coming out, here’s my favourite Bridgerton: Nathan Foad’s audition for Bridgerton. 💖

HERE IS THE LINK, your mods are sleepy omg ko-fi.com/ourfamilyour...

how about that time when Ed and Stede met at Costco and it was like *BAM* for #taketwotuesday (i'm due for a Costco run lmao) archiveofourown.org/works/72659621

I love doing this stretch sm, I just know his back is popping deliciously #ofmdfanart

just a reminder that you already know everything you need to know about the state of the union and unless you will enjoy watching it there's a million other things you can do. you don't have to be "in the loop." the loop is a trash place to be tbh

Gonna #TakeTwoTuesday the little fic I wrote for @sailorsruin92.bsky.social, this time from MerStede’s POV. Psst guess what they’re in love ❤️🧜‍♂️ archiveofourown.org/works/74645221

Updated this #OFMDdisastercule skyfic a bit last night!

We did a thing!! Click through to see the *full* #OFMDdisastercule scene @kharas.bsky.social rendered cheekily in LEGO 💖🍑✋️🥵 archiveofourown.org/works/79841591 #OurBricksMeanDeath

ALL FOR SHOW a precanon skyfic for #OFMDdisastercule weekend rating: eventual M or E ships: Anne/Mary, Ed/Jack, maybe other combos, maybe everybody together, let's see where it goes! tags may eventually include: first time, public sex, humiliation

Absolutely cracking up at my Ellipsus top row right now 🤭

Hmmm, do we think i should start a little #OFMDdisastercule skyfic tonight? Even if i can't promise it'll be finished by the end of the event? 🥺👉👈

sometimes you write a thousand words about the ways in which children learn from adults how to love. and also about all the random picture books i remember as a kid. and you do it bc you love @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social <3333 archiveofourown.org/works/79993646

icymi / weekend bump for the Valentine’s sequel Watch Each Other Fallin’ archiveofourown.org/works/79647801 🌹👨🏽‍🍳📺🥡💐🫖💞

POSTIES!!! come read my pre-canon fic where Mary kicks Jack in the balls to make him suck Ed off nice and sweet. archiveofourown.org/works/79928916

Huzzah!! Compulsive searching ('porn mag' is what got the correct result) has led to finding it - dirty talk by captain_cappy (not sure if they're on bsky). archiveofourown.org/works/68484311

(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

lol thank you to whoever reshared this 2.5 years later, we’re getting hyped for s2

As the most official Taco Bell looking account on here it's my duty to tell you Taco Bell makes you gay

Come and get your porn, friends! Made for you, with love, by Rowan and me 😘 #OFMDdisastercule

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AL-i-ma-SIN with the same cadence as Homer saying "saxamaphone" in the gif below (which is the same as the famous line in Beethoven's 5th) what it isn't is the (fictional, not my) name "Ali Masin" but a couple of you are allowed to call me Ali if you've been grandfathered in

if some guy who sucks has a name that ends in -in you can put an apostrophe after his name in your mind for laffs. Curtis Yarvin’ for example. This works in a different but also good way with guys who kick ass and are cool

Gonna #TakeTwoTuesday the original Bug Boys 🦟🐞🪲🐛🪳very short chapters in the first one, so easy sampling, if you’ve never given them a go. The series got longer than intended: the later ones are, in effect, my innkeeper speculation. Proud of how they navigate the ups and downs ❤️ Podfic link below!

Loving the unholy combo of ultramarathon coverage and pirate smut happening on my computer right now ALSO i just think "no finishers" would be a great title/prompt for a competitive edging fic

First image that comes to mind, when you hear the word Fun Run. #bm100

Update on the real Barkley Marathons: the 2026 race just ended. No one finished (same as last year). One runner completed 3/5 loops (known as a Fun Run 😂)

Sébastien Raichon finished loop 3 in 38:05:46 and is credited with a Fun Run. #BM100

artist's rendition of the event

You know it's true. #bm100

A runner has to begin loop 4 by the 36 hour mark in order to continue. Neither Damian nor Sébastien will finish loop 3 in time to begin loop 4; however, if they complete loop 3 within 40 hours they will be credited with a Fun Run. #BM100

There are several good docs about the Barkley Marathons on youtube - I just watched this one about the first (and so far only) woman to finish the course, in 2024. LIke every Barkley doc, it starts with an overview to answer the question of "what is even happening here" youtu.be/PgTEsybXw-4?...

Current view at the fire tower. Photo credit: Ashley Harris #BM100

Barkley Marathons course rundown for 2026. Recent changes, some course stats, and how its impacted recent performance. Distance and elevation are calculated as lines on map as if someone stayed 'perfectly on course'. #bm100 #BarkleyMarathon A Thread 🧵(1/8) '26 changes at (5/8)

Happy International Fanworks Day! #IFD2026

Final day to enter the raffle is TODAY! Names will be drawn tomorrow. 14 lucky winners!!!

Pls send any and all OFMD characters in jock straps images to me ASAP! Please and thank you! 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DUqf2kn...