What's getting in the way of my success is this sense that everything is absurd and so why the fuck not smoke weed and listen to music and do the bare minimum at work and read porn in the sun?

Pete and his perfect memeable quote 😂 #ofmd

This commission was an absolute BLAST. @littlefingies.bsky.social came to me with the idea of Richard Simmons' hilarious appearance on Whose Line Is It Anyway, but make it Ed and Stede. And I ran with it. If you haven't seen this amazing bit, please watch below! #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

Today's fill is for the #OFMDKinktober25 prompt 'knife play' Cut Me to the Quick [Complete, 9.3k, E] "Ed finds a gorgeous, ornate dagger. Once upon a time, he found a gorgeous, ornate gentleman. These things don't feel like coincidences." 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/71726956 tags in alt ⬇

#murderwidows knifeplay for #OFMDkinktober2025

Yummy yummy knives everyone please wow I love OFMDKinktober so far 🗡️💘🔪

in case you haven’t seen them today #garlicsoup

Starting my week over on Wednesday because I won't let Monday and Tuesday's bad choices ice me out of any kind of cohesion for the rest of the week! Here we goooooo

Good morning, crew!! Happy Wednesday!! Halfway through another week!! Way to go!! You are amazing!! Take care and stay hydrated, my darlings!! 🫂💕✨️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #LongLiveOFMD #CrewForLife

Jim is extremely protective of their sleep

True Love Forever #TealOranges

Bitches be switches

No one gets me like the person I've been ritually bonded to and living with for the past twenty-three years.

I have a sore throat and there's a hole in the bottom of my favorite shoes and my sock is soggy and I had to get rescued twice by my spouse and missed driving someone to their medical appointment and something EXPLODED and I smell like burnt electronics and my government is evil, I want a treat.

um, so, did we see this because I think we should all see this impure thoughts: many

Gym fit. Guess it's leg day since my right arm is hosed from punching the wall yesterday. Send your fave gym metal playlists?

✨ dramatic eyes 😌 dramatic lips 🫦 drama on the cheeks ✨

Good day for this vest. It was a bad apple year with the wet spring and then the drought but there's still fresh apples and they are still everything. And it's raining at last.

I wish you gorgeous vests and loving bites!

If I don't smoke weed all the time I need a LOT more cardio and heavy lifting so I don't melt down and hurt myself or others, but I keep delaying myself out of it and now I hurt my wrist and elbow punching my cubicle wall 😭😭😭 Shit is hard and there's so much to flail about and old bodies are fragile

i just think early retirement looks really good on him 👉👈🥺

Good morning, crew!! May you have a most wonderful Wednesday!! You are loved. You are valid. You are amazing. Take care and stay hydrated, my darlings!! 🫂💕✨️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #LongLiveOFMD #CrewForLife

Feeling a little shortage of my beautiful hopeful dear Jim who could throw a knife through my tender heart without even looking

I'm becoming unmanageable due to lack of vigorous movement, time to go punch the punching bag for a measured amount of time.

I'm very confused about how to tell if a drawing depicts consent or not

Hello Bluesky team, 👋 I'm a sexual abuse survivor whose PTSD gets triggered by noncon or dubcon art, and this update will make it so that noncom artists will be LESS likely to label their content bc you'll ban their art. We wanted labels, not censorship. Please listen.

it’s officially here 🍂

Got a fic for a different sci-fi show coming later today, but I couldn't ignore my beloved X Files, so here's a frame by frame recreation of its iconic opening 👽🏴‍☠️ #OFMDTVAU

Oh Lu I am feeling this Monday dawn like this, we can do it, persist!

i just think when archie

In these unsettled times it’s nice to be reminded that there is still beauty. Just saw that a new calf was seen with J pod, our resident orcas. Right off a beach in West Seattle.

Drought, a little, but glorious, glorious reason to believe level glorious Equinox vibes

Hops!

Happy Equinox from the Northwoods! Featuring my gay flag and my gay truck and my gay basketball hoop, and my gay friends the trees and sky 😻💗🍁🌲🍁🌈

The teeth don’t go back in????????????????????

A good thing: I discovered that I may as well lift weights during a boring but important webinar that I attended from home, and it helped me focus and made my arms really tired.

talk like it’s FRENCHIE FRIDAY

Ohhh ooh daddyyy 🥵 😩 Daddyy 😳🤐

Good morning, crew!! Another fabulous Frenchie Friday is here!! May your day be magical!! Take care and stay hydrated, my darlings!! 🫂💕✨️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #LongLiveOFMD #CrewForLife

What do you call a group of bi disasters? A gaggle? A school? A pride? 🩷💜💙 Anyway, bi disasters, the whole lot of them 😏 #OFMDBisexualWeek @ofmdbisexualweek.bsky.social

After a year in my brain, here is Cool With It, Ed/Stede/Zheng PWP for #OFMDBisexualWeek - please enjoy if three hot people fucking is your thing 🙏 Tag & links ⬇️ #OFMDFanfic

It's WIP Wednesday and I am impatient so here, have some wing fic TealOranges!! Will this be done in time to help with #2000TealOranges? Hopefully!! #OFMDfic

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ThankYouOFMD #LongLiveOFMD 💜🦄🍊🐍

I am at the pharmacy waiting for my vaccines so anxiously with pop music blaring and thank glory that I put two million words of OFMD fanfic on my e-reader last night

Good morning, crew!! Happy Wednesday!! Halfway through another week?! Way to go!! You're doing amazing!! Take care and stay hydrated, my darlings!! 🫂💕✨️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #LongLiveOFMD #CrewForLife

the crew of the revenge are having a wet T shirt competition (and everyone wins)