Someone please take my phone away from me

This is ridiculous. Enjoy

Drop something orange

The nuances of ao3

Go read this!! It's just unhinged amd horny all the way down!!

Gizmo Darby is done with everybody's shit!😂😂

My child and their bestie in their costumes. 1000 points to those who know the reference

LOOK AT MY BABIES!!!!!

Did you know that today are Ed and Stede’s fuckiversary from my series with @chaoticreader.bsky.social Sugar We’re Going Down? Have fun as they go to a Halloween Masquerade. (Rated E) archiveofourown.org/works/601913...

Wishing you all the best this holiday season, from our family to yours Happy Halloween 🎃 🦇 🐺

Vianton

Why is this so Anton Anderson?

Who on earth doesn't want smutty innkeepers!?!?! Go! Read them!! They are wonderful!!!

If y'all aren't reading this already, what are you waiting for!?!? Get thee to ao3 forthwith!! @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and @chaoticreader.bsky.social have another banger on their hands!!

There are many things about him that are unconventional, but his looks ain't one of 'em

Housewarming gift from @scotgalalex.bsky.social arrived today. He's glorious and I love him so much. Alex I love you😘😂💜

I'm telling my grandkids this was the crew of the Revenge

To be clear, much like McGruff, not a big crime fan.. but I do support: - historic jewel theft - yacht stealing - fancy stagecoach robberies - Italian Jobs - window sill pie yoinking - supermarket grape sampling (2 grapes max) - crimes of the heart - The 1988 Queensrÿche classic Operation: Mindcrime

who robbed the louvre? right answers only

I've said it before and I'll say it again, this fandom has brought me the best friends I've ever had!! Look at the cool thing my friend @politestmenace.bsky.social made!!! And all cause I encouraged their impulsive behavior!! 😘💜😘💜😘💜 Love you R!!

The chapter is here!! The new chapter is here!!!

Oh alright. Twist my arm. Here's a lil more #TaikaTuesday

Came home to a mailbox full of beauty!! So glad to have these and to start making the new place feel like a gay pirate sanctuary. #ofmd #ywmlp

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to the man who started all of this. @david-jenkins.bsky.social may your day be filled with good things, love and a little peace in these extremely trying times. Thanx for giving us this show. Thanx for making us a family. Thanx for being our dad. 💜🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🦄

The question that haunts so many of us

GIVE US OUR SHOW BACK #ofmd

I've never seen Top Gun, Gremlins, The Shining, Schitts Creek, Community, Gilmore Girls, basically anything considered a cultural touchstone. I have such oppositional defiance, you'll never get me to do it because everyone else says its amazing. Oh also Ted Lasso

If you see this post a random photo (or meme) from your photo gallery without explaining it

Edward Teach #ofmd

I'm super normal about this too @citrussyndicate.bsky.social I kneel you and your incredible talent

I am soooo incredibly normal about this

September 30th // October 1st

I'm here to help with that #ofmd

*apologies to whoever drew this. I've had it so long I no longer remember*

Lil pocketful of sunshine Happy #TaikaTuesday

Post you from a different era Sorry for the potato quality. Its from an online yearbook as I retained no pics of me older than about 4 years ago

Went to lunch an hour late today. Man the break room is weird at 3:30.