my parasocial relationship with that man's hair CONTINUES OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK PRODUCT(S) (OR TECHNIQUES) IS HE USING/WHO DID THIS HAIR *unhinged laughter* oh my god the things i would do for this intel what is wrong with me

five animals i've seen in the wild! -giant pacific octopus -sea otters -pacific harbor seal -quetzal -dolphin (probably bottlenose)

Happy Fall Front Friday Fall Festival! Stede enjoys the way these breeches show off his, um, ligs #fallfrontfriday #ofmdfanart

gentlebeard kisses now available in one convenient bundle

Every time David starts screaming about cats this is what I imagine #Cats #Comics #FUCKYOUGARYYOUKNOWWHATYOUDID

did somebody say hot butch oluwande? (ref from trueref !!)

Sharkward Teach is pleased to see all the recent Shark Ed content on here 😌

as i was checking out at Costco, someone walked by with a giant Squishmallow and a box of Pirate's Booty in their cart. goddammit i should have put fucking PIRATE'S BOOTY in STEDE'S CART LMAO

it's called GROWTH 👏

#inktoberaward #gentlebeard finally it's done, no more pics littering your dash 😅

<_< >_> 4 <_< >_> relationship

I'm just trying to be brave #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

this list is absolute GOLD. ginormous thanks, y'all!!!

this reminded me of my favorite thing any of my friends has ever said about rhys and i crack up every time i think about it

Ed and Stede falling asleep pressed butt-to-butt

let's just y'know what how bout we just

super specific ofmd podfic rec request time! 🙏 i'm after -complete podfics -any length -any rating -ed/stede, or any ship with ed/stede implied/background -0 to Mild emotional/relational angst (but violence & whump with happy ending is okay 😂) -bonus points if silly, or, uh, 'niche' THANK YOU!

#inktoberinferno #gentlebeard

#fireflyserenity #gentlebeard #inktoberfirefly

my new favorite (?) thing is writing on my WIP in bed just before i ptfo. then when i wake up the next day, i check my document and have a little surprise waiting for me that i don't remember writing 😅

Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? came out as [bi? pan? queer!] at 18 came out as trans nonbinary at 33 started T at 35 am 40 now!

#inktoberbutton #gentlebeard #ofmdfanart

happy tuesday to this Ed and all the chronic illness sluts who are fucking cooked this time of year

SQUEAL

OMG IT'S STAR TREK MIRROR UNIVERSE EDWARD TEACH OMG NO!!! IT'S TAIKA WAITITI COSPLAYING MIRROR UNIVERSE KIRA NERYS HELP MY BRAIN IS MELTING

What have I done???

Day 6 - Pierce #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #blackbeard #stedebonnet #gentlebeard #inktober2025

sexy quail leg tags

Ed Teach but somehow also Gandalf?

This is as close to kinktober as I'm gonna get this year - inspired by a meme @petrichorca.bsky.social sent me! 🔥 #ofmd #OFMDfanart

Happy #TaikaTuesday to this crotch-first approach to the desk. I think of you often*. *when I am awake** ** and asleep

tactile #ofmdnsfw

#inktoberragged #gentlebeard

OFMD Kinktober / Day 20: Tentacles Stede is having a very vivid and horny and tentacley dream. (...Or is it a dream? 👀) AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/72834006 #ofmdkinktober25 #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw

THERE'S A SOCK ON THE DOOR! #ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath

I was right then and I'm right now. Tentacles. #OFMDnsfw #OFMDfanart #OFMDfic

They met actually at Halloween in 2002. #ofmdfanart

LITERALLY SQUEALING

gave myself a new kink writing this one. the things i do for my art

#OFMDKinktober25 day 18: coming untouched #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

#inktober #inktoberdrink #ofmd #edwardteach

kirkland signature is here! a Costco meet-cute instant burn pwp, posting on #ofmdkinktober foot fetish day not by coincidence 😏 archiveofourown.org/works/72659621

#OFMDKinktober25 day 17: chastity device and fisting #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

#inktober #ofmd #inktobersweep

#ofmdkinktober25 day 16: public/semi-public #ofmdnsfw

This is my favorite time of year. I am not fall's favorite human though. Low sunlight sads got me hard today. Needed to draw a tiny comfy Ed about it. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

modern au where jackie personally bans stede from singing romantic love songs at karaoke night because ed always fucking blows him in the bathroom after and people are starting to complain

yes absolutely *she* kissed *him* but/and HE PUCKERED