thinkin about that tree trunk

speaking of Ed Balls Day

HELP US FIND IT I FEEL LIKE IT WAS A @poorlyporned.bsky.social PIECE MAYBE?

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fic rec request time! ISO OFMD explicit fics with significant horny squirming. like, squirmy hot porny fics where a blorbo squirms hornily. any OFMD ships/blorbos. must have squirming and finish with the good shit. define all of that as you will sorry for saying "squirmy" so much, and thank youuu

i ❤️ my wasted potential

the great thing about being human is that you can wake up & decide to make incredibly mediocre things with your hands forever

frowback friday because it's been long enough since i read this one that it is freshly surprising me, the author lol archiveofourown.org/works/46049554 (also it's always a good time for an Ed sandwich) (horny Ed POV, explicit, Stede/Ed/Mary, 5.4k words)

#OFMDRareShips #ofmdart

Thank you, Ed tummy! We love you, Ed tummy!

idk if it would fix him but it's worth a try #ofmdart

The way that they smile at each other makes me want to run through a brick wall

my soul to take (So glad I could finally finish this one. 🥹🧡 Everyone thank precious @gelatinousstand.bsky.social for adopting the ancient sketch!) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

NOT TO BE MISSED Y'ALL

you know what. i miss ivan. in my mind he didn’t die. i hope he’s having a great time being alive somewhere. maybe even part of garlic soup even

the way he looks at Stede after being run thru---

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Stede Bonnet in this, posing like this, w/ that same expression, send tweet

nose to nose with a new best friend (I don't think I would have ever finished this piece had it not been adopted. Thank you to super kind @grumpyk2.bsky.social for giving me reason to brave my feels and revisit this one.) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

I suddenly had the urge to paint a ceramic trinket dish...unfortunately I only had my tablet, so......... 🫴✨ #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

GET READY

4 years. 4 years after OFMD comes out and a vision for an Ed-to-Kraken burlesque number drops fully fledged into my brain. i thought i was out of the woods but NO, apparently it is time to shop for gray WIGS, what the FUCK

40,000 #OFMDfanfics!

MerStede's second favorite thing is kraken kisses. The first is marmalade. They both agree about the ranking. (Second adopted sketch all finished up thanks to @notstraycollie.bsky.social! If you'd like to adopt one of my ancient sketches send me a DM!) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

can someone write this? #ofmd #gentlebeard

And if you’re wondering… our total for three fundraisers over the last 14 mos is now over $225,000. ART CAN CHANGE THE WORLD.

💕🐰💕 #ofmdnsfw

omg 💜 i included this poem in buttons, the 5th installment of proper hydration (which just had its 3RD BIRTHDAY WHAT THE FUCK) and you have to read ~75k of ph 1-4 to get to it (watching my writing improve along the way 😅) and y'know what? i think it's worth it just to see E&S encounter this poem.

in honor of omega stede week i will just report that i have stalled out in my WIP because the smut scene i am writing is so hot to me that i cannot focus well enough to complete it

Hey. I'm your friend.

This scene means so much to me and I don't think we talk about it enough. #OFMD #OFMDfanart

Sharing it again bc a few people liked the print I sent for the gift exchange and didn’t seem to see the OG 😆

#merstede #ofmd

listen I’m so sorry to Edward Teach but he’s so beautiful when he’s pretending everything is okay

when i'm asked to act naturally and don't come on too strong #gentlebeard

Seeing smutty OFMD fanart will fix me

stede is sucking eds toes right now, if you even care !!!!!!!!

#freemanji #npceo

Okay but consider 💁🏻‍♀️

Now that it got to @bookknobs.bsky.social okay I can share my little Fang with you! He’s graphite and charcoal and about 3” tall #ofmd #ofmdfanart #crewforlife

I feel sure that Stede has gently fucked Ed to sleep like I'm sure of that.

#mood #ofmd

Can we talk about how cute Stede is in 1x2 trying to walk in the forest in his high heels

how about that time when Ed and Stede met at Costco and it was like *BAM* for #taketwotuesday (i'm due for a Costco run lmao) archiveofourown.org/works/72659621

Just thinking about Them #ofmd