A lot of this and Zheng promising Auntie for months that they'll geld him when he's strong enough, Steak Knife whimpering and thrashing in his fever, flash forward to Zheng/Olu/Steak Knife threesome in Zheng's island pleasure palace.

Zheng is kissing Steak Knife's brow and adjusting his black silk blankie as he feverishly recovers from his near death experience.

Officer Shaw is taking a walk with his new friend Jeffrey 😊

Jack is sucking ed's dick, but not in a gay way since they're both drunk

Pepper the dog and the little man who died in Lucius’ arms are making big plans for their future, when their dinghy is set upon by a wicked sea witch who turns them into a dog and a little man (once beautiful young sailors!) and shit goes downhill from there🐀

ed just woke up for the first time to find jim still asleep and is like so at peace to see them relaxed and sleeping in and resting that he snuggles in and goes back to sleep until they both wake up at like 11 am rested and happy

Jeffrey and Hornberry are on their way to their little holiday cottage they have at Pirates' Rest - the village that's sprung up around Ed and Stede's Inn where all of the Revenge crew now live after defeating Ricky and the age of piracy ending

What are your favorite OFMD rare ships up to this weekend? Let us know in the replies! ⬇️

Two of your rare ship mods - @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social and @petrichorca.bsky.social - will join @duckistic.bsky.social and @yerbamansa.bsky.social on an erotic writing panel, hosted by @oatmilktruther.bsky.social - Sunday February 8, 430pm EST! Join us! More info here: bsky.app/profile/trag...

Hello #OFMDFreakyFriday Folks! It's the last Friday of January (finally), so please share your recommendations, your own existing work, reshare links to art you love, or post something new you've created! We'll share throughout the day! #OFMDnsfw

For everyone wanting a smut writing workshop, come on out to our panel - An Erotica Writing Q&A, from beginner to expert! This panel is moderated by @oatmilktruther.bsky.social, and features @yerbamansa.bsky.social , @duckistic.bsky.social , @petrichorca.bsky.social , and myself. More info in 🧵!!

It's late for #ofmdroachweek but it's always Roach Week in my heart. Day 5 - Savory/Surgery archiveofourown.org/works/777343...

So probably the obvious thing for me to do is a follow-up to my Anne/Jack pimple scene from Kinktober where Ed and Mary come back from shopping or plundering or whatever and...something else happens, possibly involving body shots

Check out our prompt generator for #OFMDdisastercule !

And if I said this is how Jack got mutinied 😅

For #WIPWednesday, bush meets beard in a very rough sketch of Ed and Anne for my #ofmddisastercule collab with @littlefingies.bsky.social

An #OFMDdisastercule #WIPWednesday sneak peek for International Lego Day! This is probably not QUITE what the Lego company had in mind for celebrations but I promise everybody's having a great time 🍑 #OurBricksMeanDeath

Time for another #OFMDdisastercule Wednesday WIP-pies! What are you thinking about making? What do you want to see? What's the funniest AU to put the disastercule in?

For #TakeTwoTuesday New Territory, my Zheng/Jim smut. #garlicsoup for feed. archiveofourown.org/works/73948636

Oh okay 👀💦

Would be nice to see more of this adult relationship in fanwork - anytime really but a great opportunity is #OFMDdisastercule Weekend coming Feb 20-23. Check out our pinned post!

Love an #OFMDdisastercule sexual Sunday!

It's #SexualSunday and #GarlicSoupSunday and the last day of #RoachWeek. Jim is nosing Olu's crotch in the corner of Roach's auxiliary pantry while Zheng and Archie make soup. Roach has a flu and is steaming with healing herbs in the bath. It's the third time today but Jim's mouth can't get enough.

Be proud of your fic. It's really fucking cool that you wrote that.

I hope everyone enjoyed #ofmdroachweek! Thank you to everyone who made something, commented, or kudosed! There are 18(!!) works in the collection: archiveofourown.org/collections/... including a podfic, and with plenty of variety in pairings, both romantic and platonic!

Ch20 of "Tales from the past" is up, in which Izzy receives a letter and shares some news, and Frenchie slightly panics about both. (Or: I had way too much fun writing Frenchie's very weird superstitions about cats xD) archiveofourown.org/works/701209... #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #IzzyHands #Ouizzy

Hey OFMD pals, exciting news!! There are a few things in the works for this!! 1) The amazing @oatmilktruther.bsky.social is going to be modding a smut writing Q&A panel aimed at beginners during @actofgracecon.bsky.social !! More details coming later this week!!

Buttons in the Tumblr sardine shirt. I keep meaning to draw Ed in it since I headcanon them as modern AU roommates lol I wrote the ButtHands short "Casual Fridays" around the idea of this piece archiveofourown.org/works/50226283

Team OFMD welcomes you to the Winter Temporary Fandom Kombat (WTFK) 2026 with our greeting card: archiveofourown.org/works/77728221 We have lots of ships in the high seas, the whole armada of ships, and we love them all 🫡 Hand over all your goods, dea— Oops, we mean your kudos! ❤️ #ofmd #ofmdwtfk

Writer sign-ups for the 2026 #OFMDReverseBang are now open! Join our more than 60 artists to create fic for some inspiring OFMD fanart and sign up below: forms.gle/nY9CRVPc1TfW...

In the alternate 1980s in which space travel and space stations are a regular feature, Roach blasts off on a mission to the Moon...and experiences a wobble. #OFMDRoachWeek #bonusArchie with wonderful art by @hideplueshi.bsky.social ! ❤️ #OFMDfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/77611416

I'm so happy* that I signed up for all these fandom events! So exciting! (Feb 20 disastercule weekend starts) (Feb 23 rbb artist submissions due) (Feb 28 gift exchange mailing date) (Mar 9 ofmd in theaters starts) *so fine and calm and chill

okay how about a zheng/archie lighthouse keepers selkie fic that i started ??? ago and occasionally think about

Omega Stede week is officially happening! We got ya dates, we got ya prompts! #ofmd #OmegaStedeWeek

I thought I didn't have any good bits for WIPpies today, but then I remembered this :3 #OFMDdisastercule

It's time for WIP-pies again! People are working on some incredible things for #OFMDdisastercule weekend, but we always love to see more!

Don't have a WIP for this Wednesday, but I do have a fic! Written for #OFMDRoachWeek, a 1k T-rated Roach character study with Roach/Fang sweetness. Story vibes: 🔪🥜🍊🥪🥰 Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/78049726 thanks to @dracothelizard.bsky.social for running this event! And yay AO3 is back!

For #ofmdroachweek Monday: Salt, I have made a podfic of @dracothelizard.bsky.social's fic Slippery When Wet 💦 If you are like this Roach and also into tentacles 🦑👍🏾, it's worth a listen... archiveofourown.org/works/77878836 open.spotify.com/episode/3lx9...

Another Roach wip snip for #ofmdroachweek that I'm drawing for the collab I'm working on with the amazing @ofmdzb.bsky.social <3 #wipwednesday #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Bringing this back for #ofmdroachweek !!!

Working on some art for @littlefingies.bsky.social's delicious #OFMDdisastercule smut. A good time is had by ALL in this fic! Here's a sneak peek at the festivities #WIPWednesdays #OFMDfanart

Today's prompt for #ofmdroachweek is bitter / headache! archiveofourown.org/collections/... And we have 9 works in the collection so far! Go feast on them like you would Roach's 40 orange cake.

Read this one last night… #OFMDfic #Ouizzy archiveofourown.org/works/57930988

Archie/Zheng first queer/sapphic experience high school/college AU inspired by Naked in Manhattan is this anything please say yes

Sneaking in Ch. 3 of my Slice of Life Izzy/Roach before AO3 goes down. archiveofourown.org/works/777343...

It's a good thing Roach is well equipped to deal with a headache for Ed's couscous-brain and can prepare dinner at the same! Please read @caladria.bsky.social's gorgeous Roach week fic here and give Cal all the kudos and love: archiveofourown.org/works/78006651 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdroachweek

Boosting!

This week's #OFMD #TakeTwoTuesday is in honour of #OFMDRoachWeek There's Always Something Happening Roach moves into a new neighbourhood, receives a welcome basket & meets his neighbours. Originally written for @ofmdaction.bsky.social & @alexis44.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/62929033

Okay, chapter two of Sweetness and More is ready to go! Roach has a fever...what to do? archiveofourown.org/works/777343...

Thinking #OFMDdisastercule thoughts on this chilly, rainy #SexualSunday ... 😈