"Nowadays, everyone want to take someone to court,/ like they got a case/ but no one stands up/ when they call their name / just a bunch of empty looks/ muthafuckers forgot Luigi"

Eminem/Dr. Dre parody coming out when? Muthafuckers forgot Luigi.

My answer is always gonna be Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People.

So I asked my mum (who is only very tangentially into #OFMD because I love it) who the main characters are: "Ed, Stede, Izzy, Karl the Seagull, Frenchie, Olu, Lucius, Matt's character whose name I can't remember..." KARL. Got fourth billing. Love that

I know this isn't uncommon, but I just don't like raw tomatoes. Fine with them cooked. Pizza, pasta, soups, stews, etc. Just don't want them in my salad/burger/sandwich, thanks.

My internal monologue just said "Well, I GUESS" in the most pissed off Kiwi accent and I don't know how to react to that.

I LOVE Rhys immediately saying "I'm the best dad." No hesitance, no self-doubt. He knows what he didn't have, and made sure his kids have it. Breaking the cycle so hard. #RhysDarbyFaction

Rhys' hair is just hairing so hard! #RhysDarbyFaction

Can't stop watching Rhys on Bear Grylls Running Wild. It's quickly become a comfort watch. #RhysDarbyFaction

Balance has been restored. I have a nemesis at work. He does not know this yet.

My mum: Do you need a coffee grinder? Me: Oh...yes, thanks. *does not need a coffee grinder but a spice grinder would up my cooking game SO HARD* 😋

Dude, I won't buy the potato chips I like if they're not on sale.

More a crossover than a reboot, but I really want a Dr. Who (preferably with Martha) episode of Death in Paradise. Just seems to have very low stakes vibes in spite of the subject matter.

Who made the marginalia butt-trumpet Stede?! Please put him in this poster. With appropriate credit, of course. #OFMD

Look, we are signing petitions, lobbying legislators, and writing to corporations to give us what we want (S3 of OFMD.) We are also signing petitions, lobbying legislators, and writing to corporations to STOP giving us what we DON'T want (AI/data centers). How is this a hard decision? 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

I want to be happy about Pride and I want to be angry about Pride and those things can coexist, right? (I don't fucking know what this emoji is, but I love rainbow octopus.

Hey, for Pride Month, I would love to shout out to my Aunt Bonn and Aunt Jay. They were an open lesbian couple from the 70's onward. Growing up knowing them made me know that LGBTQ has always existed and is ok. No one shamed them, they were always welcome. I got joint Christmas presents from them.

*sing song voice* I'm going to a baseball game Fridaaaay. And it is my current home team vs. my growing up team. And it is free t-shirt and dollar hot dog night. 😍⚾

A lady outside the library was collecting signatures on a petition to ban data centers, and there was A LINE to sign it. People lined up to put this on the ballot; that is how much no one wants this.

Is it easier/better/more productive for me to write by hand? Yes. Is my handwriting absolutely atrocious? Also yes. Here is a rough draft of a bit my brain spat out.

Ok, my mum does get it, though.

So I am Midwest born and bred, that will always be part of me. But I spent my high school/undergrad years in Arizona, and the outdoor experience there is like no other. Watching Rhysie in Utah brought back some very fond memories of high desert hiking.

Ok, so they also included a trans/gender identity issue in the training, so I'm back on board.

Having to do my bullshit onboarding at Meijer, and doing a lesson about "shrink" where "how does the company lose money" and it's NOT "paying the C-Suite 80 jazillion dollars" and instead, "not weighing the bananas right"

Ok, really want to write an Ed/MerStede AU based on "Under the Boardwalk" which is one of my fave songs. Putting a pin in this for later. #OFMD

✨🌈Non Binary Pride dragon!

My Mum took me to Five Guys for lunch and "The Chain" came on! SHE gasped and clutched MY arm and said "Oh my God." All rise for the national anthem. #OFMD

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

Just putting this out there: Learned on one of my fave podcasts, Who Knew it With Matt Stewart, that "cockalorum" is an 18th century term meaning "a strutting, self-important little man." Might come in useful for something or someone... #OFMD

So I said at work that I like making the complicated drinks because I can pretend I am a wizard making a magic potion, and this is a level of whimsy that is just.... completely OK? Everybody else liked it.

Fuck fuck fuck "Sweet Child of Mine" is #17. I can acknowledge a song is good and still fucking hate it, right?

They. Put. A. Fucking. COVER. Of. "Turn the Page." In. The. Top. 500. It's in the Top 100 even! I am fucking LIVID!! 🤬😡

So one of my local radio stations is doing a "Top 500 rock songs" countdown for Memorial Day weekend, and I have SO MANY OPINIONS.

Also, I was doing a Good Omens S2 rewatch to prep for S3. My roommate (who has not seen the show) came home partway through episode 2, when Aziraphale is talking about the miracle and making Nina and Maggie fall in love. His comment: "Whoa, he has BIG Rhys energy." #GoodOmens #RhysDarbyFaction

On a fun fandom related note, Dunkin has a new drink called the "Cherry Lime Rickey" and I have to stop myself from laughing every time and can't say why because that is WAY too much of an explanation to go into with people I barely know.

I'm still kind of on shaky ground job wise, but I do have part-time at Dunkin Donuts, which I am enjoying. I am playing phone/email/HR bullshit tag with both BK and Meijer (super market) trying to get a second thing lined up.

Ugh, I feel like I haven't been around in forever and there's cool stuff I want to talk about.

One thing I am learning from the discussion of "what book did you hate in school" is that I was very lucky to read a lot of books on my own. I can't IMAGINE having to talk about "To Kill a Mockingbird" or "Of Mice and Men" with a bunch of 14 year olds.

A Tale of Two Cities. Yes, I realise that Dickens was paid by the word to write, but I was not paid by the word to read. The only book I was ever assigned (looking at you, Les Mis) that I just noped out and read the Cliff Notes.

Also, Long John's outfit, at least the coat, seems so similar to the cursed suit. Can we get Stede in that? And the hat, please?! We got one scene of Stede in a hat and nothing else. #OFMD #Muppets

"Thanks for coming along, men." "Are you kidding? Jim is FAMILY." "Yeah." Just having some feels. #OFMD #Muppets

"It's how you LOOK at buccaneers that makes them bad or good / And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood." #OFMD #Muppets

"Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number." How does Tim Curry act that hard? #OFMD #Muppets

The "Professional Pirate" song is the moment I have been waiting for. #OFMD if it could be made a four minute musical number. This is literally Stede's vision in life. #Muppets

"Yeah, and the fact that my pants are filled with starfish." "You and your hobbies." Who on the Revenge? #OFMD #Muppets

Sam the Eagle is SOOOO Izzy-coded in this, what the hell?! #OFMD #Muppets

Wait, they literally have a guy doing a foghorn noise when sailing in the fog! Wee John would like a word, Angel Marie! #OFMD #Muppets

I'm sorry it's just a crap picture from my TV, but this could SO be the Revenge during Calypso's Birthday.

"This one small vessel has become a floating psycho ward." In so many ways. #OFMD #Muppets

Aaahh, "Cabin Fever!" The Calypso's Birthday bit! #OFMD #Muppets