I'd fight a bear for a giant iced coffee right about now 😭💤

I love hit television show Our Flag Means Death #ofmd

I've decided to try for the root canal and put it on my stupidly high interest emergency credit card. I'd like to pay that off asap because that interest is a killer, so if anyone would like to help out: ko-fi.com/andycrafts I still have Halloween earrings available!

Got my daughter's hat done! Still want to add some mushrooms and lizards and frogs to it, but if I don't manage that, she'll have a hat at least.

I hope I'm still alive when science reveals autism is actually evolutionary progress

Norovirus is making the rounds at school. I think I should be able to pull my kid for a couple weeks and do online or something. We had noro a couple years ago and it was fucking awful.

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

Earrings from @andycrafts.bsky.social arrived! Halloween Queens are for my mom, Balloon doggies for me, and blood bags for wifey.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

What I think when I hear a rapture is coming

Like if you're obsessed with male butt cheeks, repost if you're into subtle sexualization of men

Stupid fucking expensive mouthbones. Stupid insurance companies. So I need a root canal, but insurance doesn't cover the pulpal so I need to decide if I want to try and save the tooth and come up with $327 for it, or just pull it. The root canal isn't guaranteed but the dentist is optimistic.

Starting my day by getting really dizzy and lightheaded in the shower. Luckily an older person lived here before and we left the handrails in the bathroom. Laziness for the win

Haven't eaten all day, went to get a bowl of cottage cheese, which I specifically got because it's easy to eat and doesn't currently gross me out, and I think I forgot it at the store. I'm hungry and tired and cranky and I just want to cry now

Dentist tomorrow and ugh :(

Please spam me with your most out-there "They Love Each Other In Every Universe" Gentlebeard-ish ship fics. Freemanji, Vianton, CoranKalamaku... the rarer the crossover, the better. It's for a thing. Thank you for your assistance on this urgent matter. #OFMD #WWDITS

I don't have the dlc yet but I love that we got a new update for the base game, the little rodent bodies are so cute

Carys (lullahi) here. Mari asked me to post for her. I'm linking the latest update on her treatment below. On top of her medical woes, we've had some financial setbacks which this latest hospital stay will no doubt exacerbate. But the problem of the moment is that we have $3 to our name.

The disrespect of my child seeing a little crochet chick for sale and falling in love with it, even though I could easily make it for her. 😒 Tbf, I don't have the right yarn and too many other projects I'm working on but *still* lol

how about, instead of yet another news cycle about yet another centrist dem peddling "concern" about trans girls in sports, we just all gave like $5 or $10 to the CSE's trans youth emergency project:

teeny tiny stede playing in the sink!!!!! #ofmdsims 🧚‍♂️✨

I woke up, saw someone on FB compared the construction at his two favorite gas stations to be like living in a bombing zone in Israel, so I think I'm just gonna go back to bed for the day.

I feel like tippy taps in comfy shoes need to be back on the feed ❤️ #ofmdbts

Popped up in my memories for today... 2 years ago we had this giant billboard, and then HBO was like nah we actually hate you and we really hate making money so sorry

"keep it straight, if you can!"

Just thinking about how if anyone else besides Rhys played Stede, I'd think he was a massive dick /neg instead of a snarky bitch /pos

Me: ugh why does my kid always stay up way too late when she finds a new show, it's way past her bedtime, isn't she tired, why won't she stop watching it?! Also me: man I'm tired 🫩 but I've only got 3 chapters left to this fic* then I'll go to bed probably *Might do it with shows too, who knows 😶

In case it wasn’t already obvious, Our Flag wouldn’t exist without Butch Cassidy, The Princess Bride, or Midnight Cowboy. 2 out of 3 of these were written by William Goldman (who also wrote an unproduced screenplay about Stede and Blackbeard for Roger Moore and Sean Connery to star).

Hey crew, I thought I'd give a little OFMD fandom fundraiser update after Lis shared the extra #YWMLP donations... $383,384.05 since 2022! You guys are amazing! We still have some in-progress and upcoming ones too, so we may still hit $400k this year! 1/2

Had a fucking weird dream where Ed was a cursed cow plant (like from the sims) at an abandoned house, and he refused to eat people but he couldn't die and then Stede moved in and fell in love with him, made him a special place of honor in the garden and read to him and then one day he disappeared

My tooth hurts and I'm hungry but I don't really have anything quick to eat that also won't cause more pain and I can't cook because I have a clingy child who will wake up if I'm gone more than 5 minutes

every health-related article

AND THEN I STRIP THE NETWORK FOR PARTS

LATEST UPDATE: over $20,000 in!! And you beautiful people have rounded up your donations to the tune of $1,440 already!! GO TEAM #ywmlp!! (Fulfillment update: still collating things! Emails to signed card auction winners to go out in the next couple days!)

It really bothers me how many people I see posting their kids in those free Photoshop groups, especially when they want people to animate the images. Think for a second. If they can use their "Photoshop magic*" to make your kid a ballerina or a ninja turtle, what else can they do with that image?

Hear ye! Are you still active in the #ofmd fandom? Do you like community events and would like to see them get the reach they deserve? Then this offer is for you! We're looking for more people who could help us run our soc-med acc here on bsky. Reply to this post or DM us if you're interested 🙏

So this week so far: Found out my dad's best friend passed away I broke a chunk of tooth Friend got fired for posting stuff about charlie kirk Localish Pride event is cancelled because of the state of everything Different friend cancelled a largeish order that I was counting on to help pay- 1/2

I did the thing. 🙃 I made the stupid call and I'm sure it's all in my head but the tone of voice she used when she said my last cleaning was in 2023 made me either and die a little. I was going every six months but then I canceled because I was sick, and never made it back in.

I don't know why taking care of myself is so hard. I've needed to get into the dentist for a year, but will I just call and make an appointment before things get too bad? No I will not, and now my teeth are falling apart. Yet if my kid needed an appointment or my best friend or whatever, I'd be 1/2

MORE THAN HALF OF YOU HAVE ALREADY MADE YOUR DONATIONS. $17,000 dollars already given to the Young Center!!! If you haven't yet, here's the link: act.theyoungcenter.org/a/donate-you... (We welcome donations from folks who DIDN'T buy anything in the auction, too!!) #ywmlp

I have a hole in one of my teeth on the top left and now I broke a chunk of tooth off on the bottom right. Fuck eating I guess.

FORTY MINUTES LEFTTTT www.32auctions.com/organization... #ywmlp

WE DID IT!! Throw in your last minute bids, get in your last purchases, buy 1,000 raffle tickets, the time is NOW - only about three hours left! #YWMLP www.32auctions.com/ywmlp?r=1&t=...

1/2 One day left for the #YWMLP fundraiser and we have a final special item to offer as a Thank You for anyone contributing $20 or more to the general shipping fund (ko-fi.com/ourfamilyour...) SMILING CATPTAIN THANKS YOU: ko-fi.com/s/0331ccf43f

Got my orders all shipped today, ran errands, socialized with a friend at a park, got my desk in the house but not organized. I am wiped, my kid was at 150% today 🫩 now it's time to relax with some games.

Asked my kiddo's friend what she wants to be when she grows up: "either a teacher or a hot topic employee" and I don't know why but I literally laughed until I cried

Good news: my prescription is basically the same so I don't have to get new glasses. Bad news: unfortunately kiddo does. :( Medium news: insurance covered the lenses but not the frames, so I'm out $70 I really can't afford. Sort of good news; she got cute frames at least.

Anywho. I have an eye appointment tomorrow and I don't want to go. 1. I can't afford new glasses, but I'm trying to keep up yearly appointments for the kiddo and that includes leading by example. 2. It's a teledoc and those are always weird*. 3. It's in the morning so no sleeping in.

Why is this so accurate?! 😭