I feel like Ed and Stede would both pull shit like this.

In further "2026 is trash" news, I now have an ear infection and my period is a week early. I think I'm going to hibernate for a month or two. I'm exhausted.

I have downloaded an app to switch up my phone wallpapers. So now I need more ofmd and HR wallpaper. Share your faves? 🥺

I wish I were more adventurous with my colors but oh well #HeatedRivalry

Fandom gift exchange is almost here! Sign up form will open Friday morning 🦄 #GiftOFMD #ofmd #PoisonIntoPositivity

Today I woke up at 330am with a splitting headache and so congested I panicked that I was suffocating in my dreams. Dog had diarrhea all over the floor (not mad at her, she's old, but not happy about it.) 2 hour delay for school cuz ice. And then I just found a dead spider in my ice maker.

1. I have seen Heated Rivalry and y’all were right. I loved it so much. I’ve watched it four times now help 2. While I have you here (on the HBO app) consider watching Our Flag Means Death for more excellent gay pining. I know they have very different DNA as shows, but the gay pining is 👌

putting feelers out: any toronto based pirates (or just fans of these bands) interested in a single ticket for lords of the lost & the birthday massacre on jan 26th? turns out i’m working that day and don’t wanna book holidays for it. i’ll sell for cheaper than ticket price just to get it gone ❤️

Drop another few bucks towards @theyoungcenter.bsky.social and enter to win these fab mittens!! act.theyoungcenter.org/a/donate-you...

I got you, boo. 😘 #OFMD

I slept hard for a couple hours then woke up from a vivid weird ass dream, and I'm too stuffy and uncomfortable to go back to sleep, so here's my dream. Someone started saying I was this specific person in the HP fandom and I was so pissed off because I wasn't, and didn't want to be associated 1/

Oh my god this is happening... The event sign up form will open Friday morning EST 💝

So far for myself and many of my friends, 2026 sucks. Who else is already having a garbage fire of a year? We can start a club, get together and cry, eat snacks, watch queer stuff.

Something is a little suspicious if people comment about your fic possibly being made with AI and your reaction is to turn off comments. I mean, I don't know what I'd do if it happened to me, but probably not that?

I miss them a little extra rn so 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 OFMD 🕯 Season 3 🕯 Renewal 🕯 🕯 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

So I had to completely close my checking account and make a new one. 🙃 Now I get to try and remember all my bills that auto pay and update the info, plus change my debit details wherever necessary. Such a pain in the ass. But at least everything is safe now.

I made this little chapstick holder for my daughter a couple weeks ago, per her specifications. She's worn it every day since, even to school. Love my little weirdo 💖 she also wants me to make some for her friends now. I made myself one too, without beads and a little more mushroomy looking.

I'm getting sick 😭

The Gentleman Pirate, I presume?

I am so happy winter break is over. I'm going to get the shitty stuff over early, call the bank (I froze my card but the PayPal purchase was attached to my bank account so I have to call & explain), do some chores or something, and then I'm sitting my ass down with hockey boys and crochet and quiet.

Had an adrenaline crash after my panic this morning and passed out. Calmer now, getting things sorted. Still have to wait on PayPal's decision and call the bank tomorrow so they deny that charge just in case. Everything is locked down now at least.

Oh my god. Woke up too early, excited it's my daughter's birthday,to a PayPal alert that someone made a purchase that basically wiped out my account for a Tesla part. I am so fucked, i immediately filed a fraudulent purchase review but I've never had this happen before, I am literally shaking

Two days into 2026 and it fucking sucks, fam. I am not holding it together at all

It's Kraken!Ed at the wedding

Anyway. My water bottle with its beautiful ofmd stickers needs to be retired and I can't find the same one at the store and I'm in crisis because it took me so long to find one I loved. 😭 I'm trying a different style and I just know it won't be right but I can't spend time and money testing a bunch

For anyone who hasn't seen this yet, it looks like Mira is back in the fandom under a different name & account. The evidence is in this doc, and it's worth having a read through and deciding what you think. Please be careful if you need to. I don't know who posted it but they've done their homework

I'm so tired guys. I love this fandom and the friends I've made but... Fuck.

Hi everyone!! I’ve been tidying out some cupboards and found all these Pirate arty bits so give me a follow and a repost and I’ll choose someone to send them to 🥰 I’ll pick a winner on the 1st! 💖🏴‍☠️ love you all! #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

Seeing all these crafters with their end of year roundups, like they made 20 sweaters and 50 full size blankets and enough socks to wear a new pair every day for months and 1,000,000 plushies. And I'm just over here like... I made some hats? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh hey, guess I'm 40 now 🙃

I really liked the few soulmate goose ofmd fics I read, and now I've found an HR soulmate loon and I am so happy #HeatedRivalry archiveofourown.org/works/76575186

The only thing I really accomplished in 2025 was staying alive, barely. So uh, here's hoping I don't completely waste 2026, which is also the first year of my 40s?

I recently commissioned @ardnaid.bsky.social to make me a hat like the rainbow one in the pic below but with a variegated purple contrast and it arrived over the holiday and it's PERFECT sooo

Between holiday sadness, birthday anxiety, and the finale of #HeatedRivalry, I am crashing out hard, friends

Fitting I've been fully destroyed by a queer hockey show on this day, my third ofmd-anniversary 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏒 And once again, I am left waiting for a s2. And hopefully a future s3 won't be rudely yanked away.

When everyone in your family gets a gift from someone... But not you. 🙃 Cool thanks love that for me.

I guess I'm having my little menty b now, and it's totally my fault but I'm still going to have a good cry and be miserable for a while

Edward Teach 🤝 Ilya Rozanov

Back in the very very early days of YouTube, I watched a Fullmetal Alchemist AMV set to Placebo's Protège-moi and 20 years later I still think about it when I hear the song.

Hmm I have a gift card from a local bookstore that I haven't used because I can't decide what I want, but I think I'm gonna message them and see if they have or can get the hockey books.

This is Ed to me. Stede uses 97 products to get his hair just right, Ed just uses whatever he thinks smells the best and his hair is always absolutely glorious.

I wish ofmd had been a Canadian show, maybe it wouldn't have been done so dirty by HBO. Seeing all the promo and excitement by Crave for #heatedrivalry is giving me major mixed emotions

“I wish I was on the same page” Love these guys! #heatedrivalry #hudsonwilliams #xonnorstorrie

Heated Rivalry episodes 1-4: you want butts? We got ‘em! Heated Rivalry episode 5: you want emotionally heartwrenching scenes that will leave you feeling absolutely wrecked? Step right up!

My Facebook feed is now 95% hockey, adult gay film stars, and romance book suggestions.

Look at these damn precious babies I love them and their friendship so much #heatedrivalry

The #1 movie from when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go I went with 1996 since I was born at the ass end of '85. (Which would have been Toy Story.) So, aliens in 2026?

Shane is absolutely one of us

signal boost for this baby angel please?

Reupping for morning. Thanks for the reposts we've received so far. Please repost the below if you haven't, and give if you are able. We appreciate your support! #MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2025 #ShowUpForWishes #HelpSky