Rhys as lead, SO HAPPY FOR HIM and myself and us

Age verification? I’ve had two routine colonoscopies already

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1) Crystals, various 2) 3 lip balms 3) Birding nocs 4) Cool sticks 5) Cold brew potion

As a former Seattlite obvs go Seahawks even tho I did not then nor do I now know anything about football But fuck yeah Seahawks

Your ability to take absolutely no shit crisply, kindly, and unapologetically will inspire others to do the same.

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con have some respect, they're called lesbians! .... i'll let myself out (also it's scissors babygirl 😭)

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Let’s go lmaooo

🌹 Roses are fine 🦐 Bonsoir Monsieur Prawn 💝 My true valentine 👧 Is my mother's firstborn

Name them shame them

10000/10

Ok I’m in

"My captain is about to show you his bowling ball. And you'd better be fucking nice about it."

*Groundhog Day pitch meeting* You know how some rodents are clairvoyant?

TED talk is short for Theodore Conversation

Today’s vibe: already so intense that I need to lie down

I don’t think we say this enough, but raise a glass to queen Mary! #ofmd #art

10/10 ICE protest sign

How to submit:

I was looking for the April 1 date, alas

This morning I woke from a dream that I was watching a new remake of Avatar the Last Airbender but instead of fighting the fire nation, Aang and the gang were fighting toxic Christianity, and also it was now a musical

If you don't think a sleeping giant has been awakened, then you're not paying attention. This was January 30 in Minneapolis. The pedophile führer's Nazification of America WILL NOT STAND. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

After decades of daily scientific research my findings prove that 2:30-3:30pm is eepy nap time

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This post from six days ago 😭 also sorry queen I misspelled your name 😭

Created by Heather crawford

Didn’t have getting taken out by the dictionary account on my bingo card but here we are 💔💔💔

What a time to be alive /traumatic

I WILL FIGHT GOD

I simply cannot accept that Catherine O’Hara has died, it’s unacceptable Someone put her back

I love Stede Bonnet

may i offer you some tits in this trying time

Like a Virgin, Madonna I was only 6 so I really didn’t know about her album before this, but then I allowed to watch MTV… and it was everything to kids of my generation. 😱 Oh my god. And later the Material Girl video came out? Forget it, I wanted to become Madonna

imagine being so rotted that Bruce Springsteen writes a brand new song about how much you suck shit and announces it by saying “by the way I’m so fucking mad that I banged this out in 24 hours” how are you still up and walking around after being slammed like that

I see your "should be removed from their jobs" and raise you "should be prosecuted for murder."

Full on fluffy Rhysie yes please

[while sipping a honey vanilla chamomile tea and eating a lovely banana bread] i hope they burn in hell

Hey by chance anyone out there writing a sapphic dressage soft core romance asking for us

This could be insanely good It doesn’t even have to be hockey It could be dressage for all I care

he's thinking about how soft Stede's face felt when they kissed. and how much he wanted to ride that d

you mean something like this

I won’t even need substances I’ll be drunk on schadenfreude

stede finding out that edward adores him