The National Park Service Insta is posting OFMD quotes again!!!!

If you have this lunch bag it better be jam packed full of croissants and kouign amanns

Conservatives, Jean-Luc Picard would hate you so bad he would smash his little ships

hello friends

Typical Saturday night. Drank 3 diet root beers and crashed my Segway into a parked car

WIDOW’S BAY UNSERIOUS Ass King Flanagan genre shit I quite like it and look forward to new episodes

Fic tags are like

Ok gaykea

shhhh

he's folding stuff and that's okay 🥹

Love this one

Had a dream I was one of Harrison Ford’s friends, in a friends group, and it felt really nice, yes I’ve been watching Shrinking obvs

Watching The Boroughs on Netflix. So, a. It’s properly scary with a vintage 80s feel. b. The cast is actors who cannot possibly be 70+, like Geena Davis, Alfred Molina, Alfre Woodard, because that would mean I’m getting older and that can’t be right

Ok I’m all set

I will continue to laze in the periphery of fandom and enjoy everyone else’s creativity and shenanigans without actually producing anything of merit myself apart from posting something impossibly unfiltered once in a while

I love having free will and art supplies #myart #mycrafts

Jack to Izzy

slaps this on the stern of the revenge like a bumper sticker #ofmd

Adding being on hold to doctors offices and insurance companies to my LinkedIn profile bc I’ve completed the 10,000 hours that make you an expert

welcome back gentlebeard etc etc

his boi 😭😭😭💖💖💖💖

I yearn to make sweet love to the sea.

I LITERALLY JUST SCREAMED WHILE WATCHING POP CULTURE JEOPARDY.

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

My face when someone suggests using A-I.

you’re not going to want to miss this one

Fellow gay pirates? Whomst?? In my town??

Every time I open Bluesky,

The heartbroken enormous baby cow eyes 😭 i want to hold him nvm Stede!

Utterly unhinged listing on fb marketplace

🥹🥹

heading to a con? please mask up as much as you can whenever you’re not in your room with the door closed. covid is not over, it’s not mild, and it’s not something that our current vaccinations/boosters entirely prevent the transmission of on their own, without other layers of protection.

Spending our what

Monday reminder

Did Old Navy drop their 2026 Pride collection, which goes hard *in a way* but they don’t promo it in their navigation menu or home page, and you can basically only find it by searching “Pride?” While also launching a “USA YAY” cute-retro patriotic collection in the spotlight? 2026 like shit

Some self punishing instinct has driven me to watch Manifest. I’m almost done with s2 This show is ridonk. It’s like if a soap tried to be the XFiles meets Lost

It’s a mystery only the plant knows That said, last year sometime I became obsessed with houseplants and now I keep them alive AND propagate them but this is not a hobby for the faint of heart. It requires executive functioning that only several reminder apps and an anxiety disorder grant me

when I argue with my doctor in mychart and they apologize for just suggesting diet and exercise

GDIT watching Shrinking cheered me up out of my grief funk tonight

I need to share about this company that I hired for my cat’s peaceful passing. The person who they sent was amazing. At least, I had an amazing experience, context aside. It’s not cheap but our alternatives were dismal. Wish I could start a fund to help anyone hire them. www.lapoflove.com

Pain Sandwich

Happy Scurvy Awareness Day, Crew! Remember, the teeth don't go back in.

Cw: pet death . . . . Anyway I’m actually doing awful because a very nice vet lady is coming shortly to peacefully euthanize my sweet angel perfect cat who is very old and has so much cancer and I’ve been grieving in advance for about 4 months so yeah my nervous system is doing fine and fuck cancer

*slaps roof of human lifespan* You can fit so many beloved pet lifespans in this bad boy

🚨🚨 bisexual 🚨🚨

Oh sure horses get the good products

This is begging to be a meme