Toyota Centaur would go hard

I survived surgery and I’m going alright though I do now recall in my fentanyl haze saying “okie dokie” in response to literally every question or sentence spoken to me

Like. Come on. Science is cool, and scientists are cool

Happy Easter from the Rickster Bunny

what do we want? OBJECT PERMANENCE when do we want it? WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT

I watched too much the Pitt

Tummy ache survivor starter pack

I was already preparing my “oh, lol, the onion” chuckle, but

happy first contact day slash easter to those who celebrate

stede bonnet-ass cake (from corinne morrison at cantstopcakes)

I knew I recognized Cassie on The Pitt from something but it took me 8 full episodes to connect she was Bart in Dirk Gently

We saw you from across the club and we think your vibe is sweet as

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💨 YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT 💨

Love this, Samba and Guz hanging out. Via Guz's instagram: www.instagram.com/p/DWosIHnjFS...

Oh I don’t Haha, no

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Niche rant but eff that “comfort colors” style t-shirt

Do you ever think about It was so hot how Stede made that ship full of French aristocrats spiral into chaos and burn their own ship down

Just discovered the existence of FroCo and I’m upset

Finished the audiobook of Voyage of the Damned narrated by Nathan Foad and I really fucking enjoyed it

Genuinely want this

Thinkin bout ghosting this entire civilization. Government? I don’t know her. Economy? I don’t have time for your made up games no one wins shoo

Oh hello

Oh CRUNCH, no lies detected 👀 iykyk

man for sale! man for sale!

Protecting women and girls my entire ass.

SIGHHHHHHH 4 years of feeling alive

Look at him, standing there, slutty scarf on show... who does he think he is?!?!

Donate to help lovely Pat/Nana and send me the receipt and I'll draw three people this Wednesday @ 5pm to receive a custom embroidered tote bag with your words! Match my donation ($66) and I'll embroider whatever you want in wool on a tote bag for the first three to contact me! ❤️

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Jean Tong (they/them) played Leo Lee, as well as being a writer for Deadloch season 2 Source: jeantong_ on Instagram

The star of that brief scene was the tshirt

That “woohoo” is very important to me personally #ofmd

Sweating my ass off in a heat wave and watching everyone sweat their balls off in s2 Deadloch is like a cinematic experience

Show where you put 3 billionaires on stage, give someone a knife, and ask “Is it cake?”

Happy 6 year anniversary to the day I started to work from home for the pandemic and I thought, this is the wildest and worst it could get. That sweet summer child made some chaotic zoom backgrounds to cope

These are August temps and I can’t underscore enough how worrying it is

Rachel House continues to be the funniest person alive 😂

Kids these days wouldn’t believe the things we MacGyver’d into a bong

The most vivid of memories actually. It was an art form, a craft born of coping with scarcity

Stede Sun, Swede Moon, Mary Rising

Oh hey have you seen this Now you can’t unsee it claude.ai/public/artif...

Amazing. With the brightness turned up I could see Stede’s clothes evaporate into dust when Ed says you wear fine things well

While I know the underlying systemic issues are toxic patriarchy and capitalism, *wow* uhh it really REALLY does feel sometimes like men in a position of power or leadership should not be trusted by default jfc

Stupid Human Gets Wrong What Cat is Clearly Asking For Once Again

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