wife and I said fuck it let’s watch The Christmas Baby lesbian hallmark movie It was really well made and sweet all things considered Considering the entire premise and their big close families are two things that bring me immense anxiety irl

merry christmas!🎄

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Watching a sordid episode of Midsomer Murders on Christmas Day as the baby Jesus intended

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Things I can say at birds when I’m birdwatching but not at people Oh! What a perfect specimen Hey lil cutie, you are so round What are you? What are you??

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Is my antidepressant no longer working or is it the new estrogen therapy or is it the Horrors of Unusual Size

Oops I’m looking right at the holiday cards I did not send. Hope my friends also believe time is fake

Christ this was hard to watch. Don’t watch if you’re spiraling or can’t handle the anxiety and grief.

Solstice love and light, my friends. Whether it’s your longest or shortest night of the year ✨🌜🌞🌌🕯️

Can’t believe anyone still thinks people left of the political spectrum care whether Clinton (etc) is named in the Epstein files, it’s retribution time baby name those SOBs

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Pluribus really is one of those amazing shows. This last episode made me deeply feel things I did NOT expect. I’m so happy that Samba got a role on a show that’s gonna go down in mainstream history.

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

🫡 just doing my part to make sure as many people as possible grab copies, but pls don’t look if this is disturbing for you

The three genders

Heads up gays Michael’s is already putting Lesbian Springtime merch out

Fellas is it commie to make sure every person has basic food access (maybe and good)

And if you find a jar in your yard during gardening that is full of weird stuff, no you didn't, cover that back up, and move on. Then put some bells on your doors and salt on your threshold in case it was put there at you specifically.

I YEARN FOR THE DEATH DRINK

The apocalypse

AHAHA RHYS IS A SHEEP IN THIS SHEEP DETECTIVES MOVIE AND IM HYPED AF FOR IT youtu.be/pyZI5oM6hWk?...

Spoken like someone who should maybe talk to more clinical psychologists, say on a weekly/hourly basis, about a glaring case of unresolved trauma bonding

You will be visited by 3 spirits

I remember the distinct gaslighting vibe of 2002-2003 being “have you all taken forgetful crazypants drugs?” A lot of us were like what the fuck does Iraq have to do with it—oh okay I guess this war is happening??? WHY 😫 and then later WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

I don’t know who made this but I use it as my signal background and it makes me laugh so hard every time I see it

Water your tree.

WHAT THE FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN

Where’s the lie? But enjoy this gorgeous sketch

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My friends were into it and I needed that gentle peer pressure nudge in high school to allow myself to have fun. Painting turned out to be sooo fun and therapeutic during a very shit era living with my parents, one of whom was abusive and the other an enabler of abuse.

please help one of my best friends on the planet avoid homelessness if you have anything to share today #givingtuesday gofund.me/9f76c12c5

We did it, Joe. @sassquachcomics.bsky.social

JOURNALISTS I AM BEGGING YOU TO LOOK AT A MAP AND LEARN WHERE THE OCEANS ARE

Things I would say as a dickhead with 26 years of experience if I wasn’t afraid to hurt your feelings oopsie I guess I said them, as mentioned I’m a very experienced dickhead

YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

Just don’t look Just don’t look

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

how do the tummies kiss?????

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Happy 100th Birthday, Dick Van Dyke.

50501 SoCal is heading up a protest against LAPD brutality at ICE protests

The thing about measles is that it’s the only known virus that triggers immune amnesia - it causes your immune system to forget everything it has previously learned. Meaning you essentially reset to zero and are now at risk of basically everything. It can take 2-3 years to get immunities back.

Walking into 2026

Awww you talented bunch ily