Hey rapture people does anyone have a Ninja Creami you won’t be needing

Dibs on their houseplants but we can go splitsies on the pets

Congratulations Brazil what happy news

I once knew this guy in college with an orange cat named Tylenol

Microdose the rapture by not returning any texts, calls, or emails tomorrow

I think I’ll keep this account after all. New username tho.

i'm sorry i'm so sorry

HEY SO WHERE IS IT KATES

Jesus Christ on a cracker I’m never ever tempting fate again

Oh man me of 7 months ago had no idea

I made myself lol

This is Izzy's s2 monologue to Ricky if you even care

For any unaware... Wife and I are in trouble. www.gofundme.com/f/support-ma...

I have no single gd idea who bad bunny is and this time I wish I did

check out this Cursed Suit looking gown i saw at the fair this week, imagine Stede flouncing around in this

If anyone is in a position to help, you can paypal her using her email at maridblair at gmail. You've all been wonderfully supportive and we regret leaning so hard on others to keep our basic needs met, but times are what they are. :'( bsky.app/profile/lull...

"You know what I did this morning? Bright and early?" "Made your boyfriend blush." #OurFlagMeansDeath

This was Mary's eulogy at Stede's fake funeral. #OFMD

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

sleep, love. #OFMD #OFMDfanart

While I’m out here posting serotonin boosters, this is such an all-timer for me ❤️❤️ #RhysDarbyFaction

hi all! today officially marks 2 weeks til my big 5-0! 🥲🕯️🧁 NO pressure at all, but if you'd like to pitch in a couple bucks to help me upgrade to a new laptop (my current rig is over 5 yrs old & win/dows 10 support is ending), that would be an amazing gift to me & my art/career. ko-fi.com/vex62369

fashion star Edward Teach 💥

I have not asked myself what would Kurt Vonnegut do nearly enough

this exists it is called thinking

see also:🦩🕺

I got really sucked in to watching the Lazarus Project on Netflix . . . . Spoilers if anyone cares . . . . . and now I’m just deeply annoyed and frustrated because the protagonist is a grade A dumbass. Like so so incredibly unbright and unsympathetic. Didn’t start out that way but here we are

I can’t believe things turned out even more bullshit than the fictional US in Don’t Look Up

“Hand over the goods dear boy, or I'll be obliged to unleash my vengeance which will be quite unfortunate for both of us, the vengeancer and the vengeancee.”

“With any luck this little pyramid scheme of ours will make us all very wealthy.”

Nostalgic for August when I literally didn’t recognize the name Charlie Kirk

In total honesty, I am thinking about deleting any public social media account I have that I’ve accidentally posted my photo to. Which includes this one. I don’t want to lose community or leave fandom, and I’d love at least one platform where I can do activist stuff. But am I shouting into the void?

Dutch late night TV has its take

Embarrassing (That’s the word I get wrong)

I think getting loud quickly is something this crew is pretty good at

Friends if you’re looking for a remote gig, I know of a temporary job that requires decent customer support experience, dm me if you want the details. It’s not a ton of pay but it’s a guaranteed 30-40 hours for one month and it’s remote

AWWWWWWWGGHHH 🥰

Oh well if Mississippi police said it, this extremely unlikely thing must be true and not fabricated

immoderate use of the citrus 🍊

That I’m not technically a millennial but also not quite a real genXer, I’m that secret third option

Watching the Lazarus Project on Netflix and it’s fascinating but I’m also stressed tf out instead of distracted

Just when I think I’ve seen the funniest, most unserious, shit ass thing, something freshly stupid happens

Well, at least I'm alive!

😂

hope they have fun investigating 10,000 uppity retired white people in my town, hope they’re forced to look at cringe Facebook memes and photos of gardens for days at a time (This is sarcasm, eff the whole situation)

Reserve your good faith only for those who deserve it

We're pretty good at contacting networks, aren't we crew? #AsACrew

Middle aged white lady who bared ass and peed right there on the street with her nice SUV car door open… ok, I know. I just think. If you had chosen to pee on the other side of your car facing the vast acreage of undeveloped land, a bunch of folks wouldn’t have seen your booty and lake of pee

Tonight at 11:30