“go to the gym” they said “you’ll feel better” they said well i had to park behind a cybertruck, so safe to say i do NOT feel better

this would fix me

@kenklippenstein.bsky.social said he didnt want to make a vertical video for NSPM-7 so i did it for him. here’s a clip www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMMRrNDc/

these fucking ghouls are trying to prove the selling point of atproto that if you don’t like them you can build your own by being some of the biggest assholes in tech, which is a steep competition

reaping: haha awesome! sowing:

bro really said “i have trans friends” wtf

@kenklippenstein.bsky.social said he didnt want to make a vertical video for NSPM-7 so i did it for him. here’s a clip www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMMRrNDc/

people running this site are working hard to reduce that number. fucking babies.

lmao the Krassensteins have devolved to debating random people on tiktok

EMERGENCY: ISRAEL ATTACKS GSF Israel has attacked the Global Sumud Flotilla in international waters. People of conscience have been abducted. The flotilla broke no laws. What is illegal is Israel’s genocide, Israel’s illegal blockade of Gaza, and the Israel’s use of starvation as a weapon. 1 of 2

just gonna start posting this when people act like posting here is more morally virtuous than posting on Twitter

it’s that time of year for a classic 🎃

i love them

got my @dimension20.bsky.social Box of Doom in and the first roll was a 17. i’m taking this as a positive omen

the real unsung heroes of the Civil Rights movement were the local State Farm agents willing to underwrite the March on Washington

just saw my local Indivisible group is trying to have another No Kings protest but is “having trouble with insurance companies” what the fuck is wrong with liberals

rare photo of two good boys in close proximity

Don’t worry, @mehdirhasan.bsky.social, i’m sure they’ll spare you as “one of the good ones”

dont try to make me like ICE

i dont believe in ghosts, but i will go full Conjuring on any motherfucker that does this or anything similar to me after i die

took me 3 or 4 watches to notice the goofball in the cowboy hat lmao

not exactly an accessibility feature, but if you have ADHD, NFC tags can be a game changer. Setup one on the washer and dryer. Tap my phone to it and it sets a timer for an hour to remind me to switch the laundry/go take it out. Same for the dishwasher. NFC stickers are cheap as hell too

I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation

after only 4 hours of gameplay, I have 3 things to say 1) I would die for Frinos 2) i was worried they wouldn’t be able to follow up just how perfect Hades was without it just being a carbon copy. Those fears were unfounded. They did it. The bastards really did it again. 3) Death to Chronos

Sigh.

i mean sure, fuck it, Comey is the CEO of Antifa, gg lol

honestly kinda funny that libs who spent years trying to distance themselves from the “left wing violence” of the George Floyd uprisings are just gonna get black bagged by Trump goons as antifa anyway

this doesn’t happen without BDS and groups like No Tech/No Apartheid for Azure ringing the alarm bells we as consumers can’t let off the boycott gas. this isn’t a complete embargo that we want, but it IS a win!

“thats not the economy, that’s policy” should bring great comfort to the 36 million Americans living below the poverty line and the 7 million food insecure children fucking liberals

testing out @skylight.social (2nd try) seems like a night idea but still very early in development

gonna start calling people “mate”, just to take another thing away from the British

gonna be real with you: no they didn’t they know libs will uncritically flock back to D+ and now they get more money on “nee signups” for their next quarterly earnings call

gn

It’ll never wash off

oh. my. god. posted by a Palestinian on Tiktok

oh great, we’re already getting a Kimmel sequel

the comments on this one are already half people who don’t get the very obvious fact that this is a joke and i understand the joy of ragebaiting

real fuckin easy to say almost a year after you lost

i have never seen a faker, more plastered on smile in my life than this lady as Trump incoherently rambles about autism

we’re so back (to saying people died of “consumption”)

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

to quote a friend, “with how much Tylenol we take in this country, if it caused autism we’d have better trains here”

bro can’t even SAY acetaminophen lmao

“purity testing” is just a right wing dog whistle at this point

is it time to be a reddit atheist again? idk if i have it in me

“abandoning Trump” is low on my list of what i want to see of Republicans in DC

still a banger