ska houses are a lot like punk houses but if you drop something you have to pick it up

Seth Moulton could never

do you think people in the pokemon universe listen to mew wave

Would it kill you to remark apropos of something? Just one sequitur man, come on.

you ever see a photo or screencap on the internet and think "yeah, i'm definitely gonna need that for later."?

time to throw the best damn shadow bake sale this country's ever seen

Debate host: would you march in a parade organized by the devil? Mamdani: I, uh- no I guess Sliwa: the mayor goes to all parades Host: what if it was organized by the devil but he didn’t like how it turned out Mamdani: I…so what I wa- Cuomo: the devil made up the parade but he hates it

Moderators smoking that shit that makes u imagine parades that don't exist

I’m more sympathetic with the blue wave replies since I realized that a lot of what they do is just seize on the one bit of a post that they understood and reply by word association. It is like when the children say 67 at me and I respond “that is a number” or “almost nice.” We’re trying!

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

I've been binge watching Breaking Bad. It really is an inspirational tale of a teacher who finally reaches a marginal student through differentiated instruction and an Individual Education Program.

I owe the human rights community a huge apology. I was under the impression that it was Riyadh, Arkansas

when the captcha wants me to select all the squares with a traffic light in them

Ah well surely voting blue will save me and you and our kids too

If you leave a review on a book you did not finish a skunk should immediately wander into your yard and spray you so everyone knows that you and your opinions stink

Huh, it’s by the same reporter who was skewered by John Oliver last night (as part of a longer feature on FP)

federal agents stealing children and sending them south. where have i heard about that before?

“Oh and, ah, one more thing: Y’see, I don’t know much when it comes to India. But my wife? She loves the place. Has all the books. And she’s always telling me it’s a good hike east of here… So — and forgive me, Señor Colón — I have to ask: Where were you on the night of October 12th, 1492?”

I know some of you want your packages destroyed, but not like this! Not. Like. This!

Mamdani promises to deploy *hundreds* if lawyers to fight for trans rights, create a new office of LGBTQ affairs, and allocate millions of dollars to fund housing and healthcare for trans kids and adults This is what fighting back looks like--elevating activists to materually support trans people.

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.

Closing down disease monitoring is like a Bob Loblaw approach to pandemic management.

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

I don't think for me it is so much "criticism" as "if you were a comic I still listened to before you went this thing, that's not what you are anymore, so long and thanks but no thanks." There are plenty of other funny people out there to listen to. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

smart guy in an rpg: hmm.. party member: what's wrong? smart guy: it's nothing. (20 hours later) smart guy: so it's true... i knew it.

Can they hire this guy as a dem consultant

here to discuss the field mouse question, please welcome three different kinds of owl

I blacked out during the discourse of a decade ago but I just remembered when everyone was trying to make sapphic (historically consistent, makes sense) and achillean (petulant war criminal-centric, I suspect everyone was reading that one novel) counterparts. Does anyone still use the latter?

Okay this is a good headline

I don't think they should be allowed to do that

on myspace I met someone who had a party at which I met a group of people who led to me meeting the love of my life, so thanks tom and only tom

please tell me I didn't dream it

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re Ancient Greek particles used in conjunction to denote correlative clauses.

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

somebody please point me to that video where somebody gets way too high and keeps restarting tracy chapman's fast car on a television

My players: "And I can cast a spell as a reaction because I have Warcaster" Me, the wise DM: "Heh. It's pronounced 'wooster.'"

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

you see my post "pussy in bio". intrigued, you click on my profile - only to be confronted by a mirror

haha ok go off, my liege