No but this would be so insanely good, you don’t understand! My kingdom for some editing skills 😫

You know how hard it is to find someone doing something original out here? It's impossible, man. And here you come with your library, and your fancy quarters, and you secret little closet full of frilly shirts and s u m m e r l i n e n s.

Powerful Steddyhands energy

Thanks to @peepingnee.bsky.social I am now the proud owner of the original Unofficial Official Pirate Crew Shirt™️! And it FITS!!! 🎉👏🏼😄

“ED!!!!” “STEDE!!!” #LegoEdandStede

Pov: you are Edward Teach and you just woke up

Ed Teach, s1 e10 :(

SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪

ed wearing a tank top that says this

Guess I’m just posting one drawing a day until I’m up to date lol (it will be quick 😂😭) This is one of my very first drawing of this fandom !! I actually had to change his back tattoo when S2 came out 😆

Another quick round of “Things at the thrift store that remind me of OFMD”! Only found a couple of things this time. They do also have a set of 12 decorative plates that all have different ships on them but I am so worried I’m going to break one trying to take a picture of it.

On this day of all days, I ask WE’RE WOLVES WHEN

Happy Halloween! 🎃 Did some fun makeup and watching Over the Garden Wall while waiting for trick or treaters. Hope everyone has a safe, fun night!

💀 I am a WITCH 🧙 and THIS 🐈‍⬛ ☠️ is FRENCHIE FRIDAY 🦴 🎃 HALLOWEEN EDITION 👻

Listening to Garbage today and imagining a Kraken-era modern AU Ed Teach (à la Throat G.O.A.T by @nomadsland.bsky.social or Unchained Melody by @kalansphantomff.bsky.social ) singing #1 Crush, and IT IS EVERYTHING TO ME right now! youtu.be/99127CmWBKM?...

Happy almost-Halloween! No.16 Prohibition Mobster! Those pinstripes were a bitch but he looks so dapper and pleased with himself (and why wouldn't he be? The man looks Good!) Halfway through to 31 Halloween looks! 🎃👻☠️🕯🐈‍⬛️🎃 #AshOWeen #TheVillainsArt #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OFMDfanart

With food waste as it is on any average day in the USA in the post-war period, a casual reminder:

me to myself, constantly (don’t worry, we’re keeping it passive, lol)

Time for Depeche Mode: M! So excited!

Why is my day at a glance so completely Ed Teach-coded?! Especially the “Do” list! 😅 #ofmd

It's #vianton season. I gave Anton the vest and scarf of Nigel Billingsley, so... yeah, just embrace the rhysverse 😏

this is a near-daily occurrence for me 🤔💭❤️

for some reason i am imagining that stede is tied up *with* the pasta like some kind of food-related roleplay 😂

happy #ofmdkinktober25 leather day and happy jocktober #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanart

THERE'S A SOCK ON THE DOOR! #ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath

Pretty little thing, let me light your candle 'Cause daddy, I'm sure hard to handle, now, yes I am. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

I want to believe good art isn’t worth putting yourself in toxic situations to produce it but unfortunately the chain by Fleetwood Mac exists

Hark, heare the wynde blowe! Wacche the sun ryse! Runninge yn the shadowes: Curse thy love, curse thy lies. And yf thou dost not love me now Thou wilt nevir love me agayne - Ich kan yet heare thee sayinge: Thou wouldst nevir breake the chayne #FleetwoodMac #OFMD

Last night I broke the 900 episode mark in my watch-through of One Piece. 😁Please clap!

I had to stop short while 3 geese crossed the road in front of me this morning, and now I can’t stop thinking about that episode of Letterkenny when the golf course people are trying to get rid of the geese and the gang goes all out to stop them.

the way i live for this specific tag is unreal… give me all of the collared kitty ed

This one still makes me all mooshy and happy, I love them sm 🥹💛✨️ #ofmd #ofmdfanart

The S2 Swede glow-up is *chef’s kiss* 🤩

what do you do when you can't sleep at night? i make anti-fash artwork. feel free to share with anyone and everyone except that ai plagiarism machine✌️

I’ve been buying a lot of “statement earrings” recently but these earrings of Ed’s skull tattoo are my ABSOLUTE FAVE!! 😍

Said the very normal man who spent the last few days and nights staring at a topless chicken cutlet with hunger in his eyes

💋 kisses 💋 make 💋 them 💋 happy 💋

#inktoberreckless #ofmdinktober #gentlebeard

Let’s play “Things at the thrift store that remind me of OFMD”!

As a classic “burnt out gifted and talented submissive brat with a praise kink” I am definitely pairing the “wasted potential” hat with the “are you overthinking what I’m overthinking” socks 😂😂😂

No need to subtweet Steddyhands like this.

It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

hbd david thank you for making rhys and taika kiss each other on screen you really changed lives with that

Burnt out Crossfit Legend Blackbeard puts a sign out in front of his gym with "Butt too small? *Giant Peach Emoji* we can help!" Stede has passed Blackbeard's Crossfit Gym, Smoothie Bar and Rowing Equipment every day for months without a second thought, but the sign...the sign compels him...

night bump, night whump

I just saw the B-52s and DEVO and it was the greatest night of my life!

when the sun is being a real bro (and your boyfriend just dropped by) #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanart