what's your dream, rhys darby?

Would you like a holiday/new years card from me? WONDERFUL! Because I want to send you one! Open to anyone in any country! Just fill out the form in the link below! I just want to bring a little joy to people in this horrible time. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Would you like a holiday/new years card from me? WONDERFUL! Because I want to send you one! Open to anyone in any country! Just fill out the form in the link below! I just want to bring a little joy to people in this horrible time. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

IYKYK #cononeill

$17.661.29 usd One day in the hospital plus tests My Insurance covered NOTHING Our healthcare system is a joke. If you wanna help, link in bio.

$17.661.29 usd One day in the hospital plus tests My Insurance covered NOTHING Our healthcare system is a joke. If you wanna help, link in bio.

10 Random Things I Like: 1. Otters 2. Anything Grinch 3. Miniature Things 4. Building Legos 5. Puzzles (word, board, crime, etc.) 6. Cooking for Others 7. Aotearoa 8. Kiwi Birds 9. Disaster Docs 10. Mothman

BEHOLD! 🎣✨ #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #ofmdfanart

🚨 Final Days to Join Con O’Neill! Don’t miss Dear Izzy — an unfiltered, heartfelt, and hilarious session with the one and only Con O’Neill. shopstands.com/collections/...

This is exactly what happened. I swear. (Original video found here: www.facebook.com/share/v/1BVA... ) #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdarchie #ofmdjim #jimjiminez #madelinesami #vicoortiz #taikawaititi #blackbeard #edteach #krakeneraed

Viago von Dorna Schmarten Scheden Heimburg #viago #wwdits #vianton

My mom is on disability and therefore a fixed income. This amount is piddly and barely covers her bills. Without SNAp, she can’t get any groceries and with her dietary restrictions, food pantries are not an option for her. I help with the last of my $$ but I am worried.

Little Izzy’s cat maid outfit finally arrived. He is thrilled! #ofmd #Izzyhands @ofmdolls.bsky.social

Just a bit of tattoo therapy.

Felt cute. Might go hump some lamps later.

psst… hey you. Yeah you! If you see someone taking groceries w/o paying, especially after Nov. 1st, NO THE FUCK YOU DID NOT! You are can’t see out your left and your right is nearly blind, too. pass it on!

Me, 24/7/365 (366 on leap year):

This is where the bad bitches live (wee john art by @ndkiwi.bsky.social)

Tomorrow i have people coming to help me go through, get rid of, and organize my apartment. I am a huge ball of anxiety rn. I have lived there 3 years and have no shelves, no table. Why are bookshelves/stands so bloody expensive?!?

What’s it like in your head?

Strawberry Homestyle Rice Crispy Bars for the win!

You know your life is bizarre when an actor you admire sends you the new trailer to a movie he is in personally AND chats with you every month or so. ISTG that my life is…something.

Ed and Stede post this personal ad, not expecting much. And then Izzy appears, hairy gozongas bouncing. #incorrectsteddyhands

#nokings #nodictators #releasetheepsteinfiles #fuckice

This show was the whole reason I even attempted drawing anything. And now, 3.5 years later, I couldn’t imagine my life without drawing. Thank you, @david-jenkins.bsky.social for the support & the inspiration. We have y’alls backs as much as you have ours! #LongLiveOFMD #OFMD #OFMDFanart

Drew a coupla Ghouls just hanging out. Possible t-shirt design? Who knows!

Drew a coupla Ghouls just hanging out. Possible t-shirt design? Who knows!

I set my alarm and got up before the sun. I watched the episodes alone in a quiet apartment and laughed, cried, and swore throughout. Then I immediately went into meme and shitposting mode. #HappyBirthdayOFMD #ourflagmeansdeath #OFMDS2 #LongLiveOFMD

If you see this post a random picture from your device without explaining it.

And I don’t think it’s changing anytime soon. #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #cononeill

I just love her so fucking much.

Every. Single. Day. (Feeling better so back on my #cononeill bullshit)

Finally getting discharged. It was a perfect storm of random minor things that, when they all show at once, mimic things much worse. I will be hime resting for a day before returning to work. Thank you all for the support and well wishes. I love this crew.

The worst part of all of this (and this is a testament to the shit show that is the US) is that i am missing multiple days of work and have no way to make the hours up. Rent is due next Wednesday and I know Im gonna be short.

Health Update: spent my morning getting a nuclear stress test (-100000/10 would not recommend). Now we wait for the Cardiologist to go over it and take steps from there. Thank you all for your kind words!

That skateboard is doing the lords work. Lol

I am at the ER with cheat pain, light headedness, etc. send all your good vibes.

Got my flu shot and covid booster yesterday and, as usual, i get all the side effects. Please sent cute pets/memes

$30k confirmed donations to @theyoungcenter.bsky.social !! Well done #OFMD fandom!!! #ywmlp

Won an original? Make sure you tell the artist how beautiful it is when it arrives!!

What movie do you consider perfect?

😟 i’m fine 🥺 unhand me 😭 unhand me

“FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS OUR GOD GIVEN RIGHT! (Unless you don’t agree with our views, don’t fall in line, are anything other than a cis white man or woman (preferably of voting or retiring age) because then your voice (& life) don’t matter.) Fuck this dictatorship. Fuck tr*mp. Fuck ‘em all.

Just finished three 11 hr shifts in a row. I am tired, my feet and back hurt, and I have a headache. But after today, we will be fully staffed for the first time in FOUR months so I can get back to normal. Please send hugs and con tit pics💋💋

*slowly entering the room* Uhm...take good care of them? Like a First Mate for his captain. Bye. °v° - My fill for "face sitting", "creampie" and "Stede Bonnet" prompts for @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social (and my first real NSFWish spicy art O*O) #OFMDfanart

Missed out on the postcard fundraiser? You can still support our work and get the smiling catptain!

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky