Don't worry. I already cast on to make matching booty shorts 💖😊

How do I make this knitting pattern #HeatedRivalry themed? Are hockey letterman jackets a thing? Metros or Raiders? Or Centaurs?! Should I make my own Canadian Olympic fleece? 🤔 🏒🍌 Real things I'm debating first thing in the morning. 😂

When my yarn and sex toy fixations merge. 😅🐑🤷🏻‍♀️

I feel like it would be potentially irresponsible/annoying of me to go to a hockey game now with my HR tainted brain bc every time any of the boys fought/ touched/ looked at one another I would scream, "NOW KISS!"

I just remembered I have a Cricut and free will. This will be a Boston Raiders Rozanov jersey very soon. 👀😍 #heatedrivalry

🥰 🫱🏻🏒🏳️‍🌈🧶🫲🏻

This episode! The power of foot touches, AMIRIGHT?! 🥰🏒🎁🍌😍

My silly goose contribution to the "For Love, Actually" challenge: Milwaukee. Archie needs a change of scenery and wants to party. She's got to get out of New Zealand, maybe the drunkest city in America would be fun? #forloveactually @forloveactually.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/76361551

First selfie of the year versus the last

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de

I need to figure out a banana knitting chart. The peeled dick-shaped one, specifically. I feel like that might be a challenge. But I need to knit my own Scott Hunter banana socks 😃🍌🏒 #heatedrivalry If you're good at pixel art, can you make that banana fit into a ~10ish stitches by ~20ish row chart?

I've made a lot of really cool things this year -- not to brag, just, it's been a fun year for knitting projects! ☺️ One of my personal favorite knits was a life-sized #facehugger from #Alien for my Alien-obsessed partner. A quick knit, posable pipe cleaners in the legs, and delightfully morbid. 😂❤️

Two days! So excited to read and share all of the wonderful "For Love, Actually" fics!

The gay hockey show made me cry 3 times this episode. I was like: ☺️😭😍🫠😭🥴🥲🥰😭

This is a REAL LOGO for a REAL BAKERY that I'm going to visit today in Milwaukee. WHO ARE YOU?! CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS? 🏴‍☠️🥖

Got invited to perform at a Creepy Christmas burlesque show, so, of course, I had to make a Sally act 😁 #NightmareBeforeChristmas

Merry Cryptmas!

See the thing is, last christmas I gave you my heart and now this year I just happened to be browsing at the secondhand heart store and what do I fucking find there?!

Spanish Jackie would 100% take his nose.

polyamory is on the rise because economic inflation and security advancements have made two-person bank heists practically unfeasible

10/10 recommend making a whole ass wig out of scrap yarn. I cannot believe this worked 😅🤯❤️

A real thing I just said to my bf when he suggested watching an episode of Sense8 before bed: "Hmm, I dunno... I love that show, but it can get *heavy* at points. I'm in the mood for something light. Let's watch Hannibal." 😂

I told myself I couldn't watch the new episode of Heated Rivalry without working on my new fic, so I wrote a little over 1k words in an hour 🥴. This is mostly a testament to how much I need to see those hockey boys yearning 🫠

I can't draw, but I still managed to make something! (20,000 stitches, if you're wondering) The sheer level of talent we have on this ship!

Here's my frame! #206! the brilliant @citrussyndicate.bsky.social drew the outline for me and then i translated it into a chart and knit it!

Post your most popular art from Twitter (I'm also including Bluesky since I quit X so long ago). My fiber art sweaters have done some numbers 😁. The Lighthouse Sweater, the Starsky and Hutch sweater for Con, my Mothman sweater dress, and my Wee John sweater for Christian were probably the best. 🧶

I didn't even know a new frame project was happening! I'm so excited! 🥳

Just started writing my "For Love, Actually" fic (with only 2 weeks to finish 😬😅 -- nothing motivates me more than a looming deadline!) and it is going to be 100% unhinged silly goosery! Featuring a pairing I've never written before! Weeeee! 🥰🎄🎁👀

For whoever needs to read this: You, yes you. Keep creating. Keep writing. Make your blorbo things and whatever makes you happy. Take breaks. Start over if you need to. You’re not a failure for feeling overwhelmed & pressured, things takes time. Don’t force yourself. Lastly, kiss ur pet 🫵❤️

Happy #WIPWednesday from ‘my wasted heart’ - my fic for @forloveactually.bsky.social coming on December 25th!

The duality of a bisexual dumbass 😅 A bunch of amazing female artists and Weird Al. Also, yes, my soul is 74 years old. That is 100% correct.

It's a good thing the holidays have never been terribly important to me i guess? But what a way to end one year and start the next, wtf. I know y'all are as tired of seeing this as i am of sharing it but I'm doing everything else i can, i don't know what else to do. www.mealtrain.com/trains/lgk1om

I just got a new neon fuchsia dye and thought I'd try it out. I dyed a sweater-lot amount to start this Westknits #FirRibSweater. It's beautiful, but when I say I have never worn pink and have no idea why I did this... I cannot emphasize how much I do not wear pink and do not know why I did this 😬🤷‍♀️

Saw Wicked: For Good last night. I need Elphaba's chunky knit Sex Cardigan like I need air. So... I have to knit it, right? Like... I HAVE TO. 💚 Currently plotting. 🫠

OMG, this is so great 🤩

Ope 🫣😶‍🌫️🫥

Finding out that the Heated Rivalry series will be on HBO max (here in America) in a few days just made my day. My week. My month 😅. I cannot wait for all that gay yearning! 😍🏒🫠🥴

I loved channeling my inner Joe Goldberg and being a complete creep while writing this fic 😁 (I also made a podfic for it, that I literally just remembered)

Perfection 🤌

I find my little emotional support pirates everywhere I go. 🏴‍☠️😊

There's a ship in this children's museum! And it's right next to an all-abilities purple octopus playground 🐙🏴‍☠️ OFMD AU coded, if I ever did see.