Grocery clerks love to use me as a 2-minute therapist and I'm not quite sure what it is about me that screams, "Yes, please tell me about your dead father," or, "I would like to know why you don't have plans this Saturday." This is not the first time it's happened. It happens a lot actually... 😅

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

They’re gonna blame the moms. They always blame the moms. They’re blaming moms for using the only safe pain reliever that in no way causes autism but WILL cause undue guilt and anguish. Tylenol doesn’t cause autism.

Question: would you be creeped out if a stranger stopped you to ask what fragrance you're wearing? (2x now I have encountered a random man and their smell unlocked a STRONG scent memory and I want to know what they're wearing so I can buy it, but it feels creepy AF to ask about someone's smell 😅)

it was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of times

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

Unpopular writing opinion: there is far more value right now in writing hopeful themes than gore and despair, even in horror. Sure, readers seem to gravitate towards sadism, but to be quite honest in 2025 we have torture porn at home* *in government power

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Just hanging out with "Auction item #41193 Blackbeard's Bonnet Ensemble" !!! 😀😀😀

ed to stede

Ed———>Stede

JUST IN: Anthropic has agreed to pay at least $1.5 billion to settle a lawsuit brought by a group of book authors alleging copyright infringement. That’s at least $3,000 for each copyrighted work that it pirated—well below what Anthropic may have had to pay if it had lost the case at trial.

Watching the new Lilo & Stitch with my kiddo and partner. Character says, "Ohana." Partner: "Does 'Ohana' mean family?" Me: 😃

Hey y'all. If I wanted to start up a fan event, in which folks involved would start posting fics on Christmas, when should I start posting about it? Nov 1st? Now? How long is too long to lose interest and forget about it? 😅 But how short is too short to complete a fic in time to participate? Hmm🤔

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

With the hundreds of rom-coms out there with a millionaire MMC and the working-class or poor FMC, are there any out there that flip the trope with a head-bitch-in-charge female CEO millionaire FMC and a struggling, I dunno, out of work actor or something? 😂 Give me gender swapped troupe recs!

happy dickfuck day for those of you who celebrate it

My 8yo walking into my room at 7:30am and sitting on the side of my bed: Mom, I have good news and bad news. Me: ...okay, good news first. Her: No, that's not how this story goes. 😅

My book was stolen too 😑. I signed up to be contacted about the class action lawsuit; please check if any of your work was stolen so you can sign up as well. Let's destroy these fuckers.

My fellow burlesque friends have been sharing their Google search overview when they search their stage names and mine is made up of various bios I've posted places BUT ALSO it calls me out as being an OFMD superfan, lol 😅💃🏻

GalaxyCon is coming to Milwaukee! (No guests announced yet, but who knows, maybe we'll get someone good!) If any of you pirates want to come visit MKE in Nov, I would happily show you around, get a beer with you, and share my cheese curds. 😘🍻🧀 galaxycon.com/pages/galaxy...

Genuinely thought this was an OFMD tattoo for a few seconds until I realized I was in the Discover feed 😬

Here's an oldie, "that fresh feeling" by ejotter. Asmrtist stede plays with Ed's hair on camera and they're very normal about it. archiveofourown.org/works/43281328 Normally I let @lyndzi.bsky.social read it to me: archiveofourown.org/works/43778727

Dinosaurs and big sleepy kitties at the zoo 😍🦖💖🐆🦁🦕

Fingers crossed the the next project they're working on is a YouTube channel, bc I want to see all of their pretty faces more often 🤞🏻😍🤞🏻

Look what came today! It's absolutely more gorgeous in real life! Thank youuuuuu @lyndzi.bsky.social ❤️

Today is National Lighthouse Day honoring the historical and cultural significance of lighthouses. I've posted this image before but have reprocessed it. It is the lighthouse at St. Marks Florida. #photography #landscape #EastCoastKin #bnw #blackandwhitephotography #infrared #fullspectrum #clouds

“Do a flip!”

Just going to post this art I commissioned (years ago, by lydsirabella on X) of Mr. Stede Darcy and Edlizabeth - for no particular reason 🥰

I've made quite a few things that are cool AF, but since I've spammed the lighthouse sweater enough lately, here's some other cool things I've made 😁.

One Cowl To Rule Them All 💍🔥🧶 #LOTR #knitsky #lordoftherings

Last chapter is up! (my 18K OFMD WickedAU RBB) Thanks again to my beta readers: @petrichorca.bsky.social, @lyratalise.bsky.social, and @dmclarke.bsky.social! This fandom has changed me - for good - in so many ways that it's hard to actually put into words. 💚💗💚 archiveofourown.org/works/671028...

My husband 3D printed this lamp shape for me with a similar idea using pictures from OFMD. It's surprisingly detailed! 🏴‍☠️ #Ofmd

The penultimate chapter! 💚 archiveofourown.org/works/671028...

For me specifically, this one. It meant so much to me to be included in the drag show and then that Vico was there and spoke to folks afterwards and were so generous with their time and so lovely to everyone involved. AND it was my birthday 🥹. Just, such a moment!

Action shots, bc I had to see how it looks. 😍 #lighthouse #knitsky #knitting #sweater #sweaterknitting #ofmd

SHE IS DONE! This gorgeous sweater was inspired by the #lighthouse painting in #OurFlagMeansDeath and knit for @denizb33.bsky.social in exchange for her editing my novel! Thank you so much and I hope you love her 💕. Knit and designed by me! Will share the pattern once I math out different sizes ☺️

My husband just messaged me "😚" blushing kissy face, instead of "😘" kissy winking face with a love heart. Does this mean he doesn't love me anymore? Discuss.

Updating my RBB fic "For Good" throughout the month. Dropped Chapter 6 this morning and just have a few things to tweak in the last few chapters, but I plan to post the rest this week! 💚💗💚 archiveofourown.org/works/671028...

What a beautiful day to be chronically online 😭💙🏴‍☠️🧶🫠. Kristian wore the sweater I knit him while reading poetry on Instagram and Con followed me on Threads. 😭🥰

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and where did you kiss him

nice to see your mom is keeping busy