Ready for our first event of the year? 📚️ Join Gen Padalecki for a chat with Pulitzer Prize-winning author Mirta Ojito about her powerful book Deeper Than The Ocean. Learn more: shopstands.com/collections/...

By the power of tom yum soup…

Thank you to over 115 of you from all over the World for joining me today as we baked profiteroles to benefit Feeding America! Thank you @charliecapen.bsky.social for putting this together. So grateful for you all! Truly the best fans ever. Bon appetit and happy holidays!❤️🏴‍☠️🙏🏾

Attention #Pluribus + #OFMD Fans! Our baking class with actor @sambaschutte.bsky.social is now available. Come for the stories about both hit TV series, stay for the profiterole recipe and double entendres: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9imX...

FINAL HOURS! 🧑‍🍳 Our Chaotic Baking Class with @sambaschutte.bsky.social starts at 10am PT/1pm ET! Don’t miss it! shopstands.com/collections/...

See you tomorrow!👨🏾‍🍳🫡 And only a handful of tote bags and bandanas left! Thank you all🏴‍☠️🫶

FINAL HOURS! 🏴‍☠️ Join Con O'Neill today for a LIVE virtual advice session sure to affirm who you ARRRRRRRRRRR. shopstands.com/collections/... #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

NEW EVENT! ✨️❄️ Join #AmyBruni of #GhostHunters for a holiday cooking & cocktail class so fun it would scare off Krampus! Hot off the announcement of her latest cookbook, join us for some hauntingly good time: shopstands.com/collections/...

Don't miss the FINAL ElfQuest Masterclass event of the year with Wendy Pini and Richard Pini this Saturday, November 15th. There are only a few days left to register! Sign up here: shopstands.com/collections/... @charliecapen.bsky.social @stands.bsky.social

Ahoy Crew!🖤 My “Tender as Hell” totes are almost sold out! But like any pirate, we don’t fight fair🏴‍☠️ So I challenge you to write the most unhinged FAKE REVIEWS possible☠️ My favorites will go up on shopstands.com! Go! And get yours today shopstands.com/collections/... ❤️🏴‍☠️🙏🏾 #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD

Our first workshop with #ConOneill was unforgettable. Join us for his next effing #OFMD adventure with “Dear Izzy” - a live advice session with salty & sweet wisdom! shopstands.com/collections/...

What makes a great story? 🤔 Learn from the legendary creators of @elfquest.bsky.social , Wendy & Richard Pini, about the secrets behind your favorites! Whether you're an avid writer or reader, this class is for you: shopstands.com/collections/...

We are DELIGHTED to announce that #ConONeill will be joining us for a LIVE virtual advice session titled "Dear Izzy!" Get tickets before they sell out: shopstands.com/collections/... #ofmd

So we just announced a new #OFMD event plus there’s a new #OurFlagMeansDeath tote and “We Wear Fine Things” enamel pin set… AND IM ABOUT LAUNCH A SECOND OFMD EVENT. I’m not saying I have favorites in fandoms but…

LAST CHANCE #OFMD FANS! 🧄 🏴‍☠️ Ticket sales end tonight: shopstands.com/collections/...

TICKET SALES END TONIGHT! This cozy hangout is just for you so you can gush about canon moments, share headcanons, and explore all things non-monogamy (both in fandom and real life!).​ Already have a ticket? You can submit some of your favorite Jim x Archie fic and it might be read aloud! 👀

Ahoy #OFMD fans! Vico Ortiz is back with a canon celebration that you won't want to miss. 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ Learn more: shopstands.com/collections/...

Momentus founder @charliecapen.bsky.social was a guest on @syfysistas.bsky.social Two Moons & a Microphone #podcast to talk about ElfQuest's staying power and tease the upcoming "Illustrating Worlds" live drawing event with Wendy Pini. Watch: www.youtube.com/live/jKBshiQ...

It was such a pleasure speaking to @charliecapen.bsky.social last night and learning about Momentus Events!

Hey #OFMD Crew! Don’t miss out! Last chance to join Con O’Neill for some chaotic fun today. Submit your question & get tickets here: shopstands.com/collections/...

Last Chance! 🎉 Get 15% off #Momentus events with your famous faves & friends from #Supernatural, #OFMD, #ElfQuest and more! Sale ends today: shopstands.com/collections/...

Guess who's backkkkkkkk? YouTube took down our last attempt, but get the link to watch Con O'Neill's age-restricted #OFMD love-fest event. Now with more bleeping than ever: shopstands.com/collections/...

Hey. Yes. Yep. Mmmhmm. We are re-uploading our @therealcononeill.bsky.social video now with so much bleeping and elevator music you'll think you're watching Skinemax in the Bible Belt: www.youtube.com/@bemomentus

For Izzy Hands of #OFMD, love is something he knows from top to bottom. 🏴‍☠️ Get this signed lithograph of @therealcononeill.bsky.social’s full ode to love by Izzy Hands and join his Ask-Me-Anything: shopstands.com/collections/...

Ready for a key lime pie adventure with @sambaschutte.bsky.social? Want to watch #OFMD fans audition for Roach? Enjoy his complete baking class for free now: shopstands.com/collections/...

Hi, Crewmates. Look at ShopStands.com for a little shock. #OFMD

I really enjoyed my Ghost Hunting 101 class with Amy Bruni and @charliecapen.bsky.social! Can’t wait for Class #2! 😊

Check @sambaschutte.bsky.social’s Instagram, #OFMD crew!

Before & after an Irish charity dinner. 🇮🇪

I know we’re in the “Let Them” era of self-help. But to really do that, we need to “let ourselves” first. Don’t you think?

Happy Tuesday that feels like a Monday!

Hey! Look at that. It’s Friday. We made it. We survived. Awesome. Cool! 👀 Also my back hurts and my eyesight is going and middle-age is going great. 🤣

I was born at a very young age.

Please advise.

“I’m not farting at you, Dad. I’m farting with you.” -My son

Welp. You were just too sexy for YouTube, #OFMD crew.

Last February. When I slept. I remember that.

So, yeah. We worked overnight and put up @therealcononeill.bsky.social's #OFMD event on YouTube. It is age-gated due to spicy content... So enjoy, #OurFlagMeansDeath crew! shopstands.com/pages/izzy-i...

After today's event I fell into a deep sleep and woke myself up with my screams I am now on my way to find a priest ...thanks to my fellow pirates @vico-ortiz.bsky.social @kristiannairn.bsky.social @sambaschutte.bsky.social and the lovely @charliecapen.bsky.social for arranging it all .... love x

Quick PSA: Con has asked that we all not transcribe and post Izzy's poem. Con wrote that for the event, and they want to do some things with it still before it is available publicly. Thank you!!! #ConONeill #IzzyHands

I would like to formally apologize to any middle-aged dude with crazy eyebrows that I made fun of as a youth. That shit comes out of nowhere.

Avast, crew mates! If you haven’t received your Zoom invite for today’s event yet — make sure you email support at bemoment dot us ASAP! This event is packed! shopstands.com/collections/... #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #ConOneill

When I say you don’t want to miss Con’s event tomorrow because special guests will be there and it will be such fucking beautiful chaos, I mean it. My straight ass is in for quite the wild ride. 😂 Gird your loins, crew! #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

Yo ho ho, if you’re in the #ofmd fandom — we have some special guests you won’t want to miss. Also this event has an adult content warning. So… #ourflagmeansdeath

Too much reflection. Not enough refection.

I can’t wait to host this event! shopstands.com/collections/...

Hi. I’m alive. Sleepy but alive.

Go get em, #OFMD crew.

Ever say "thank you" to a younger version of yourself?

Going full homesteader at this point.