And now we only eat guitars! HAPPY RAPTURE, EVERYONE!

Was it abandoned or did it escape to follow its big dreams? Either way, I love where I live.

Greg the Bunny.

Shoutout to all the NFL people posting on Bluesky. All you mfers posting clips and graphs and telling us about groin injuries are doing the work of kings.

Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this

Hi. Yes, the world is in flames. This is your reminder not to preheat your air fryer with the liner in the basket or those flames are gonna be literal.

They don’t have an account here, but I still wanted to share.

Sorry I stabbed your jelly orb. My mitochondria are pretty challenged. Waddya gonna do? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Derek Walcott

I give good promo, in my opinion.

Are you looking for a sense of community and camaraderie? Garden supply at 7:30 AM. Gender, politics,color… none of it matters in the face of irrigation hardware and locating the cheap mulch.

World is a bit of a shitshow. I’m finding joy where I can. I HELD A MARMOSET YESTERDAY!

My loves! We've made it through an entire decade of bucking the norm and being Wayward AF. So glad to have been on this journey with you! We're celebrating with these tees if you want to adorn your outsides, but even if not, you'll always have that strength inside you. shopstands.com/collections/...

A few years ago, I moved to a teensy, tiny town. I am currently alone in NY. I shall probably be regaling you with my musings for a some days.

I’m fascinated at watching myself in real time see a headline, assume it’s The Truth, feel defeated, decide to give up, and then have a tiny spark that is getting larger and larger every time this happens shout, “NOPE! NOPE! WAIT A MINUTE…. At some point it will quit having any power over me.

Here is my most recent experience with AI.

*HERD

Two young lads were next to me on the plane. One told the other, “Oh yeah. It’s easy to tear someone’s finger off.” I need you to applaud that I did not turn to them slowly and say, “In fact, it is not,” then return to my reading material.

“Ah. This item pertains to a recent question in a conversation! I’m sure everyone else has been pondering it as frequently as I have! I shall share my illuminating information so no one is confused!” *proceeds to confuse literally everyone.

My friend spent the evening amusing me by designing 80’s mashup shirts. If they amuse you too, support an independent artist…. damondesign.printful.me

My horoscope told me I was about to enter my final form. And, lo, the world rises to meet me.

“And to CELEBRATE? Let’s have GLADIATOR FIGHTS ON THE FRONT LAWN!!!” JFC.

I’m so chaotic good it happens even when I’m not there.

All of my brilliant political commentary that could save the world is stifled and muted because, over on IG, Tiny Chef found out his show was cancelled and he cried and I cried and now I need chocolate. You’re on your own.

I don’t want to dishearten anyone, but I turned 56 last weekend and today I got super excited about a dress I found at Costco.

I was listening to an EMT talk today at the gym and, muscles aside, I think people truly underestimate how “alpha energy” compassion is. Oooooh, you run a hedge fund? Lightweight. Have you ever had to hold a guy’s foot on to his leg while making sure his dog lived? Then GTFO.

Breaking: The Trevor Project received a stop-work order last night on its contract with the national 988 suicide prevention hotline. The Trump administration is eliminating the option for LGBTQ callers to the hotline to press 3 and connect with someone who specializes in LGBTQ mental health.

Thank you @adampknave.com for the introduction to @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social He created this glorious portrait of Greg for a mere $150. I truly recommend his work.

Had such a fun time with Betts, @kimrhodes.bsky.social, and Briana talking about the SPN episode/pilot we helped create, Wayward Sisters. Such a wonderful time that I miss so much. Check it out for behind the scenes tidbits (and lots of space vagina jokes): season14podcast.libsyn.com/1310-wayward...

I don’t think I’ve ever gone from knowing absolutely nothing about someone to I WILL TAKE A BULLET FOR HIM faster than I just did with JJ Spaun. (I would like to clarify, it would be a non-lethal shot to a major muscle. But still.)

For Father’s Day, I’d like to share a classic quote from my Dad with no context: “I gotta hand it to that spotty fella, though. He got his leg strapped on, got down here, put the fire out ‘fore there was hardly any damage. I’d make him dinner but it’d have to be soup cuz he’s only got one tooth.”

And sometimes I channel Gene Kelly.

Dear @scalzi.com, I cherish this gift, but may I please have a little exemption for my birthday?

Great. Well now “run him like an asset” is painting itself in my mind.

This is not just awesome to know in general, but also awesome to imagine what a Top Quark would look like. A jaunty pose? A strap on? Anything is possible.

More farm content for those not on the Gram. This is Greg. He is the best goat in the whole wide world.

Well, she has survived long enough to earn a name! Prolapsed Butt = P.B. = Peanut Butter so I give youuuuuuuu Peanut.

Got into the car with my kid. ME: Did we remember everything? HER: Well, you forgot your dignity. AGAIN. 😐

If I ever go back in time and form a punk band, it is for sure gonna be named Prolapsed Chicken Butt. In other news, I now know what a prolapsed chicken butt is.

Probably! The RAADS is supposed to be about 97% accurate in picking up a positive screening appropriately but what it can’t do is rule out other stuff that might better explain those traits. I teach responsible self-ID It includes ruling out (or in) the rest of the differential diagnosis. (1/11)

“Kim! What can we do to support the neurodivergents we love?” Stop saying “careful” AFTER we roll an ankle.

Can’t see the word “emolument” without thinking “emollient” and, folks… it is not pretty.

To my babies. Thanks for calling me Mom.

“Girls were given access to the spectrum in 1983.”

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

I’m a 10 but I reheat yesterday’s coffee. (Okay, I’m a 6.5. But that’s not as funny.)

Did not expect a period of mourning for the stickers on my now-deceased water bottle but here we are.

“You aren’t due for three more months. What happened to all that energy I gave you?” “I did not throttle JD. And he was…. right…. there.” “Ahhhh yeah, that scans. Well, welcome, here’s your harp.”

Quick comment: please don’t assume I am arguing with RFK’s ableism by validating it. Autistic people don’t earn worth by conforming to typical expectations. I am not of worth because I CAN pay taxes or go on dates or got good grades. I am of inherent worth. We all are.

Paging Cow. @kerrcow.bsky.social I’m not surprised the rabbits are Team Orca. Am surprised this is their attack of choice.