You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? Timing is everything.

All of you folks hating on green bean casserole aren’t making the right version of it. My bourbon bacon green bean casserole contains absolutely no cream of anything soup for starters. It’s so damn good. 😊 #Thanksgiving

Friends, we gather to honor the dearly departed icons of the early web. 🖥️⚰️ Though they have vanished from our screens, their spirit endures both in our memory & in the Wayback Machine, preserved across 1 trillion pages of web history. Pay your respects ⤵️ archive.org/details/in-m... #Wayback1T

A movie that takes place where you’re from

When someone dressed like Batman was on the Milan metro, 67% of people offered their seat to someone who was visibly pregnant. Without Batman, only 44% of people offered.

Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.

Isn’t there a podcast called Eat More Chips? #AskWXM

Oh, this pitch level camera angle is not great. #AskWXM

Note to self: Don’t get brain worms.

From a friend on Facebook:

When real estate is more important than people

We just reprinted this shirt which means we have now raised $6800 for the @icirr.bsky.social to help our immigrant neighbors. Protect Migrant tees are back!

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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

We must never forget the lives lost to anti-transgender violence & discrimination. 🏳️‍⚧️ Share to support the #TransgenderDayofRemembrance! #NOH8 #TDOR

I barely use my Gmail account but fuck this. cc: @crankybear.net

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out

Any time I can quote @fakehistoryhunter.net and the book cover is labeled as "adult content" by Bluesky, you know it's a good book! 😆 #BookSky

What makes this book different from James Cameron's "Titanic" movie is that it is based on actual events concerning the very real all-female gang called the Forty Elephants and their plan to snag a priceless piece of art. #pastecreativebooktours #MaidenVoyage www.cozyingup.com/review-maide...

Another book review from me and it's been less than a month? Will miracles never cease! #TheBodyontheRoundabout #NetGalley www.cozyingup.com/review-the-b...

It's working!! Thank you @booksnburnouts.bsky.social @bookfrolic.bsky.social and @gwenda.bsky.social www.instagram.com/cozyingupdot...

Instagram creators - What dimensions are you using for your images? I’ve seen both 4:5 and 3:4 but neither works when I try them those sizes. @bookfrolic.bsky.social @booksnburnouts.bsky.social @gwenda.bsky.social

the fun thing about actually reading books and loving the English language for its weird complexities is that the two words that make up “Vanity Fair” can also be read as “self-indulgently mediocre”

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy…

We went to see @edgarwright.bsky.social “The Running Man” this afternoon. Exactly the movie I needed to see. Chances are if you follow me here, it’s the movie you need to see too.

The force field must be down now. 😂 #AskWXM

I’m thinking there really is a force field around their goal. #AskWXM

I’m never felt so good about an opposing team scoring. #AskWXM

Drop something BLACK & WHITE 🖤🤍

Did you know that when a book fails in the marketplace because people aren't buying it, especially when its appeal is based on a link to some ephemeral news, the remaining stock gets sent to be pulped? It's like a wood chipper, but for books. Not sure why that popped into my brain today...

Look, all I’m gonna say on The Current Topic is that moderation needs to be consistent - if you’re gonna drop the hammer for quoting song lyrics and getting pissed about child rapists, yet you let slide accounts that say trans people shouldn’t exist, then yeah, there’s gonna be some questions.

Really had fun working on this one 🩵

Transgender Awareness Week begins today, Nov. 13, and continues to Nov. 19. The week leads up to Transgender Day of Remembrance on Nov. 20, which memorializes people lost to transphobic violence.

i am saddled with the thought of how different our world would be if we believed women.

The pickup for the car was so simple and so easy. I’m never dealing with a car dealership again. Carvana FTW!

Well, he just sounds like a real winner. 🙄

Oh Martin… (I taught at UT-Martin for four years.)

I know too many people who believe this.

I’m not disappointed. I’m just angry. - Mom

@chandrathan.bsky.social Are you going to see Running Man tomorrow night?

Update: Car (not cat) sold for a price in the highest range of the Kelly Blue Book pricing. Easy peasy.