Hell I’m both of these as I bike through different neighborhoods on the way to the office.

I saw the Grinch on a motorcycle in Cincinnati, so lock tour doors tight all y’all

I'm ☠️ because of how true this is LOL

man do I feel this!

If someone is standing under a mistletoe, does that imply consent?

I’ve been calling them Austin Power villains but yes this 💯

Enjoying a Christmas cigar while my wife is enjoying Hamilton at the Aronoff. We’re both doing what we love

It is amazingly warm outside rn This is me dressed for a blizzard on my bike

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

It is number 1 everywhere in the world except the US because we are all actively participating in Whamagedon www.billboard.com/music/chart-...

Are you sick of being denied your unearned entitlements? The racists are here to help

I'm not concerned about it because I don't believe in gambling. I'll give money to a person on the street, but no way I'm handing money to a casino owning billionaire www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

A coworker walks in and says he is running late to a meeting because he had to use the restroom and I'm like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ shit happens man

idk man if you’re gonna spend multiple posts arguing with me about whether or not we should treat people better I’m just gonna assume that You Are Not A Good Person

My one co-worker who uses ai says he uses it "for everything" when pushed for details "everything" is just a search engine. The most expensive search engine in history

No shit Sherlock, we all figured that out years ago

It is surpringly warm out this evening. Interesting how one block would be ice cold and the next one really warm. But I’ll take it

Cincitaati who???

I really hate when people are vague and also that other bullshit

Hell in Ohio car-drivers can speed past a line of cars to their right and then turn left on a red. I haven't seen anyone every get pulled over for doing it.

The snow stopped just before 10, but it's really up to the Bengal’s customers to complain. That snow really highlighted the empty seats though.

The business courier doesn’t have a picture of Carew Tower that has been taken in the last 7 years? Their office is like 3 blocks away.

Raise your face to the heavens and let out a mighty scream, for the gods must be warned another fierce kitty is on its way Thank you Sid for the love and joy you have given us I miss you buddy

5th St from Walnut to Elm St has an amazing Christmas vibe Cars were harshing my mellow tho

Baby its cold outside!

💯

Are they all pooping in the back seat of the taxi? What is happening??

Is he going to pull a Carson palmer? I wouldn't blame him at all.

Home of the Fighting Penguins!

People's logic when it comes to technology always blows my mind, "we flashed the bios and installed OS patches and now it won't connect to the network. Yes, you caught me, I sneakily changed the whole network while your device was restarting.

Tomlin is a better 8-8 coach than Marvin Lewis ever was

Of course he was going to pass through Cincinnati, because drinks were gonna be on us at Mellowtone!

I usually like a good modern twist on an old building but I’m not feeling this one. I really liked the bay window that was there, I get they probably aren’t cheap to repair but they took a step back on this Race St building.

For fucks sake, there is a dodge truck for sale with 700hp so I don't want to hear any horse shit about ebikes

My happy place when we go home to visit. You can't get real pizza in Cincinnati

sleepy kitty

Is the sun ever going to shine again?? I forget what my bike looks like

Translating between different OSs and apps cracks me up. I'm grabbing a list of devices from a Word doc, manipulating it in notepad, pasting it into Excel then copy/pasting into a wireless controller. Any device with a 13 anywhere in the name gets a B tacked onto the end of the name! 🤣

Every city deserves a councilperson out there walking the walk and talking the talk. Thanks Mark Jeffries and its always cool to see him out on his bike!

You know besides all this, one of Americas most expensive weapons was used to murder two men floating in the ocean. If this doesn't scream "rich boy playing with daddy's toys" nothing does. $33 million each, holy cow

Every country in the world right now 1. Construct an AI data center 2. Process citizens' data locally 3. ❓❓❓ 4. PROFIT!!!

If Local H wrote that song today, it would be 'Fist-bumping MF'

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY ✒️💸💸💸

They should make owners shovel the street in front of their property. If the city won't do the sidewalks, why bother with the streets? Waste of money.

It's a winter wonderland!

@mattsledge.xyz That is weird I could have sworn I was following you. Fixed that

I got these color tattoos downtown about a month ago, someone got this black and grey one over the weekend. I thought it was amusing at first but the more I think about it the weirder it seems. Someone made a conscious decision to get a tattoo exactly like mine. That is kind weird right?

I’m hopeful for the youths if true

Remember

Can I just say that to people who didn’t grow up in Cincinnati, those Shiilito Elves are creepy AF