The Scamperbeasts
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Sugar, Spice, Smudge and Saja, and occasionally guest animals and humans.
"What the hell are they doing setting off fireworks for? It's still light outside!"
1 day ago
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Saja is in training to be a Certified Luggage Inspector and he takes his training very seriously
3 days ago
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Saja appears to be experiencing Kitten's First Existential Crisis
17 days ago
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Smudge: "Spice doesn't know this yet but I am totally about to bat at her ears." Spice: "Oh, I know."
17 days ago
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Saja offers you the most tender and tasteful of bleps.
24 days ago
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"The human's shirt does not have nearly enough cat hair on it. I can fix that."
about 1 month ago
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Smudge appears to be questioning his life choices
about 1 month ago
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To begin the month of June, Smudge offers up the rare but valuable TussleMlem™, with an assist from Saja
about 1 month ago
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Porch panther
about 1 month ago
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We appear to have a programming dispute
about 1 month ago
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"Never forget, human, your primary job is 'couch'"
about 1 month ago
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"What do you mean, 'why can't I lay in the cat bed like a normal person'? This IS normal!"
about 2 months ago
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You need a little scrunge in your life
about 2 months ago
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"Why are we lurking under the kitchen table just before dinner? Why, no reason. No reason at all."
about 2 months ago
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"You typed WHAT"
about 2 months ago
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"I have notes about your most recent portrait of me"
2 months ago
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Saja has been introduced to the concept of rain and is not sure he is a fan of it
2 months ago
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Smudge in his Fortress of Solitude, ie, a laundry basket with a blanket over it.
2 months ago
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"Don't speak to me or my son ever again"
2 months ago
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Mischief considered, and then, reconsidered
loading . . .
3 months ago
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The human is being informed that, contrary to its own opinion, it is not yet time for it to stop being a cat couch
3 months ago
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Smudge, a perfectly normal cat who is absolutely not here to consume your soul
3 months ago
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Remember that when you look into the abyss the abyss looks back into you
3 months ago
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"You were away for a week, human. This is simply unacceptable."
3 months ago
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THE MIGHTY HUNTER LEAPS ONTO THE BACK OF HIS PREY TO DRAG IT DOWN INTO OBLIVION
4 months ago
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"Bird? Bird."
4 months ago
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THE GUARDIAN OF THE STAIRS DEMANDS TRIBUTE BUTT SCRITCHINGS WILL DO
4 months ago
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Saja confronts his greatest opponent yet: The blanket-covered foot!
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4 months ago
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POV: Soon-to-be-expired mouse
4 months ago
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THE TUSSLE IS REAL
5 months ago
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This just in: LOAF
5 months ago
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"I SAW A BIRD"
5 months ago
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Smudge shows off his mastery of the splooting form
5 months ago
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"Stop typing, human. It is time to be my couch."
5 months ago
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The human may have turned on Bird TV for Saja
5 months ago
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"Everyone knows that eating boot laces provides your body essential fibers and aglets"
5 months ago
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Today in "We Are Absolutely NOT Plotting Something Nefarious, Move Along, Human"
6 months ago
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Just before the chaos
6 months ago
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"'Insouciant'? I don't even know what that word means! No, seriously, I'm a cat and also I've only been alive less than a year, so many of your human words are beyond me, can you tell me what it means, please"
6 months ago
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Sugar is here to provide the most annoyed of mlems
6 months ago
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Smudge has doubts about whatever the hell it is you are about to do
6 months ago
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Saja has spotted the birds in the bushes outside and wants to go hug them with his teeth
6 months ago
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When you dare the dog to show up in the human's bedroom for an ass-kicking, and she shows up
6 months ago
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Smudge wishes you a happy 2026 and also wants you to cover him with that comforter you're about to put on the bed because he likes him a cozy enclosed space
6 months ago
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When you have a super cool secret hangout but then your STUPID YOUNGER BROTHER finds it and RUINS IT FOREVER
6 months ago
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"Santa WAS HERE?!?!"
6 months ago
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Sometimes they just pose. For no reason!
7 months ago
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"Yes, the human was sitting in this seat mere seconds before I claimed it, if he wanted to keep it, he should have stayed in it."
7 months ago
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It's over, Saja! Smudge has the high ground!
7 months ago
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Saja thought he would surprise a snoozing Spice with a friendly pounce. It did not go as he expected. (PS: They are both fine now)
7 months ago
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