"What the hell are they doing setting off fireworks for? It's still light outside!"

Saja is in training to be a Certified Luggage Inspector and he takes his training very seriously

Saja appears to be experiencing Kitten's First Existential Crisis

Smudge: "Spice doesn't know this yet but I am totally about to bat at her ears." Spice: "Oh, I know."

Saja offers you the most tender and tasteful of bleps.

"The human's shirt does not have nearly enough cat hair on it. I can fix that."

Smudge appears to be questioning his life choices

To begin the month of June, Smudge offers up the rare but valuable TussleMlem™, with an assist from Saja

Porch panther

We appear to have a programming dispute

"Never forget, human, your primary job is 'couch'"

"What do you mean, 'why can't I lay in the cat bed like a normal person'? This IS normal!"

You need a little scrunge in your life

"Why are we lurking under the kitchen table just before dinner? Why, no reason. No reason at all."

"You typed WHAT"

"I have notes about your most recent portrait of me"

Saja has been introduced to the concept of rain and is not sure he is a fan of it

Smudge in his Fortress of Solitude, ie, a laundry basket with a blanket over it.

"Don't speak to me or my son ever again"

Mischief considered, and then, reconsidered

The human is being informed that, contrary to its own opinion, it is not yet time for it to stop being a cat couch

Smudge, a perfectly normal cat who is absolutely not here to consume your soul

Remember that when you look into the abyss the abyss looks back into you

"You were away for a week, human. This is simply unacceptable."

THE MIGHTY HUNTER LEAPS ONTO THE BACK OF HIS PREY TO DRAG IT DOWN INTO OBLIVION

"Bird? Bird."

THE GUARDIAN OF THE STAIRS DEMANDS TRIBUTE BUTT SCRITCHINGS WILL DO

Saja confronts his greatest opponent yet: The blanket-covered foot!

POV: Soon-to-be-expired mouse

THE TUSSLE IS REAL

This just in: LOAF

"I SAW A BIRD"

Smudge shows off his mastery of the splooting form

"Stop typing, human. It is time to be my couch."

The human may have turned on Bird TV for Saja

"Everyone knows that eating boot laces provides your body essential fibers and aglets"

Today in "We Are Absolutely NOT Plotting Something Nefarious, Move Along, Human"

Just before the chaos

"'Insouciant'? I don't even know what that word means! No, seriously, I'm a cat and also I've only been alive less than a year, so many of your human words are beyond me, can you tell me what it means, please"

Sugar is here to provide the most annoyed of mlems

Smudge has doubts about whatever the hell it is you are about to do

Saja has spotted the birds in the bushes outside and wants to go hug them with his teeth

When you dare the dog to show up in the human's bedroom for an ass-kicking, and she shows up

Smudge wishes you a happy 2026 and also wants you to cover him with that comforter you're about to put on the bed because he likes him a cozy enclosed space

When you have a super cool secret hangout but then your STUPID YOUNGER BROTHER finds it and RUINS IT FOREVER

"Santa WAS HERE?!?!"

Sometimes they just pose. For no reason!

"Yes, the human was sitting in this seat mere seconds before I claimed it, if he wanted to keep it, he should have stayed in it."

It's over, Saja! Smudge has the high ground!

Saja thought he would surprise a snoozing Spice with a friendly pounce. It did not go as he expected. (PS: They are both fine now)