my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

new from me at @curbed.com: everyone ICE did business with in New York City last year www.curbed.com/article/ice-...

mind you the mormons say the garden of eden was in missouri

you shouldn’t have to answer emails under these conditions

tonight i took a photo of two cats

the BUCKETS issue of Plastics is here

Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere! below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!

went to the guggenheim on a weekday and it was filled with the coolest gen xers and boomers imaginable. you had your mom/adult son duos, elder gay couples, women who look like rock critics… aura-farming without conscious effort. it was an honor just to be in the same room as them

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting. Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.

I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

"it is right to give him thanks and praise" was always the funniest part of catholic mass to me. a bunch of people murmuring "retweet"

my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek

Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center

my fellow new yorkers, take note of who you’ve seen in ski pants this week. they’re the ones with parents with pools. befriend accordingly—summer is only five months away

opthalmologist’s office is running 45m behind because the doctor is in the next room arguing with a patient about spinoza

me and all the homeless people got kicked out of the library for josh shapiro’s book event

huge

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

a horrible meal prep this week but i have been eating it anyway. i do this not just because i am cheap, but because i am made righteous through suffering. with each miserable bite, i become a better, more actualized self. and before you ask—yes, for all of K-12, and I was an altar server too.

the difference between the "border" (R +3) and "immigration" (R -17) is fascinating and tells you a lot about how Americans conceptualize of the issue. The "Border" is where the crime and drugs are. "Immigration" is everyone else

greenland is a pretty clear example of what right-wing climate politics looks like. the wealthy and powerful know it is happening and are preparing for it. that the masses still believe that the whole climate thing is a hoax (“it’s cold outside today!”) is not a problem

ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.

"This is a verified page fundraising support for the Minneapolis Regional Labor Federation, AFL-CIO and Working Partnerships' 2026 rapid response effort to meet the needs of impacted union members, worker center members, and their families..." workingpartnerships.betterworld.org/campaigns/su...

Remember we would always see the “Patriot Front” jumping out of Uhauls, marching through towns? That stopped when ICE got started, I just can’t figure that out

If you follow right-wing psychos you know this is all they have posted about for days. Instead of pointing out how desperate these hypocrisy arguments are getting, the Atlantic commissioned someone to make it in more polite-sounding language.

everyone talks about how annoying it is to have a post go viral but no one has ever warned me for how exhausting it would be to have an INSTAGRAM COMMENT go viral, dear god

been listening to a lot of pink floyd lately and i gotta say i understand why middle school boys all seemed to love it so much

A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

surely i can’t be the only one whose boomer parents call up just to argue about something they saw on their phones

the management company sent two plumbers to deal with the problems in my sink. ninety minutes ago they began as rivals—bickering, sniping, undermining one another in front of me. yet now, from the next room, i hear them complimenting one another's competence and strength.

new kitten at the grocery store ran up like she knew me

a good day to revisit this classic

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase

the fact that the brown/MIT shooter seems to be one guy, and a portuguese dude… the quirked up racialized identities of southern new england are about to be unleashed on the national media like never before

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

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i am at a surinamese restaurant in amsterdam and there us an NYC NIMBY/YIMBY argument happening at the table next to me—some discourses are inescapable

do we think the modem and the router are lovers, or coworkers?

if men wanted to spend their rage and political energy organizing around a problem that effects them specifically/most of all, can it please for the love of god be basic economy legroom?

While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.

made my glorious return to the greatest country on earth (new england)

trash cult made the news… long live Pick-up Pigeons 🙏🕊️🗑️