Good! I'm glad it hurt! It's supposed to fucking hurt! That's the point of headbutts!

wippies Wednesday for Edusa

For #TakeTwoTuesday I have this piece — I did it for the you wear fine frames well project about a year ago and it lives on my wall now. Hands are fucking hard and I’m still very proud of how it turned out!

WELL THEN archiveofourown.org/works/54842815 #taketwotuesday I GUESS

25 years in fandom and ofmd remains my favorite. we are kind, creative, supportive, funny, and fun. two years post cancellation and we're still having cons and meetups? fic and art and fundraisers still going strong? all this based on nine hours of television??? we are special and we are lucky.

🐚🫧 Summer Linens Exhibition 🫧🐚 My contribution to the fantastic #auxiliarywardrobezine charity zine, a gorgeous collection of works on Stede's fashion selections! Check the tag and send love to the incredible artists and writers that participated in this 🩷 #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Leather daddy Princess Baby girl #edwardteach #ofmdfanart

Fang : pin up edition

“i love my wife” (the fictional man i'm obsessed with)

oh hey happy monday

wrote a banger line in my fic last night i can't wait for yall to read it 🐍🪨💙💜

art hack: cover hands up with a bunny

so proud of #theweecon at what looked like a truly incredible event! i ran fan cons for ten years, it's grueling often thankless work, but the weekend makes it all worth it because you bring together a community and it's filled with love and joy and friendship. i love this fandom so much. congrats!

It's Modern!Ed - why is his expression like that? What's he looking at? Why is his hand like that? Tell me your headcanons!! Just for fun #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

*whispers* gentlebeard Shrek AU

YALL LOOK WHAT @zstraps.bsky.social **MADE** AND THEN **SENT** ME!!! INCREDIBLE BEAUTIFUL DOUBLE SIDED FIC BIND OF @stedezissou.bsky.social AND @ghostalservice.bsky.social WORKS 😭😭😭 I AM! IN LOVE! (More photos to come hold plz)

he only hangs out with cool pirates

ed oh ed is funny bc they had one chaste kiss and now stede is dreaming of ed bouncing on it crazy style. in between dreams where he kills izzy, important to note.

i don't think i've ever seen a movie that lived up to the hype like Sinners did. whew. what a film.

i'll stop the world - a Gentlebeard fic by CartoonMayor rated E, 10k words dedicated to @margareets.bsky.social and @shaney4prez.bsky.social <3 >> archiveofourown.org/works/72612066 #ofmd #ofmdfic

its kind of insane that they gave us ed moaning and whimpering as a sword was being pulled out of his body. i love show ❤️

#FicRecFriday for me today will be my own - bc I'll be talking about The Long Gap in fic club this weekend!! 🥰💜 archiveofourown.org/works/580236...

i'll stop the world - a Gentlebeard fic by CartoonMayor rated E, 10k words dedicated to @margareets.bsky.social and @shaney4prez.bsky.social <3 >> archiveofourown.org/works/72612066 #ofmd #ofmdfic

just compulsive heterosexuality that is removed along with stede's butthole hair

THAT WAS FAST 😂 anyway new fic is up archiveofourown.org/works/72612066

this butthole wax fic has turned out really earnest and sweet >:^[ why does this keep happening to me >:^[[[[

i am writing one of the funniest fics of my career. you're either going to love it or hate it. and it's all thanks to @shaney4prez.bsky.social and @margareets.bsky.social

quoth the raven, "boo, you whore"

someone said i look like Ace Ventura in this shirt which honestly fair

I saw this at my dads VA home the other day & my smutty mind did a double take thinking it was @stedezissou.bsky.social The Prince & the Pirate fic archiveofourown.org/works/522368...

Rhys in Indianapolis crew 🍊🏴‍☠️💙💜

Gonna start off strong with this trans Ed and his kitty Kirby as I go to the Art Trail tonight 💛 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

And so a kink is born 🔥 🚒 🚨 💦 Happy Kinktober, crew! #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard

Thank you to the lovely folks who found and liked last year's #OFMDKinktober collab that I did with @stedezissou.bsky.social, reminding me 'tis the season for a reshare (and a reread)! 👀🥵 #OFMDnsfw #OFMDfanart #OFMDfic

OLU MY SWEEEET OLU

yes i did buy tickets to Rhys Darby on Saturday in Indianapolis so if you're going to be there HMU I'd love to see the piratesssss there's a meetup before the show but I'll be there p much all day!

Jim and their mustache #inktobermustashe 🤫

The incredible @self-induljennt.bsky.social has made a fresh version of her gorgeous squssy stede art!!! GO TELL HER HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ would follow to the depths!! (Read the fic series by @stedezissou.bsky.social and me: archiveofourown.org/works/43870300)

Omg omg look at how cute this piece is that I commissioned from @lostinthebabylon.bsky.social 🥹🥹 I'm over the moon!!!

posting part 4 of my service top oral fixation stede series right before ao3 goes down

where the things that could have been are repressed rated E | 8k words Ed and Stede from the Blood Under the Skin series do some wedding night roleplay (again). archiveofourown.org/works/71187516 #ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard

Stede in Chappell Roan's pirate coat

where the things that could have been are repressed rated E | 8k words Ed and Stede from the Blood Under the Skin series do some wedding night roleplay (again). archiveofourown.org/works/71187516 #ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard

For what it's worth, I like your beard— the length.