The little cat steps on the wizard's hand, waking him up. He goes to make waffles with blackberry compote and put some fish out for the little cat. As he makes tea, the air fills with the smell of clove. After breakfast, he unpacks his reagent delivery and puts the new reagents away.

Not a knock on Heated Rivalry bc the writing gives compelling reasons for why they hide their sexualities, but it reminded me that I’m so tired of watching tearful coming out confessions, apologies for keeping it a secret, etc. I want more characters who are gay and it’s just treated as normal. 1/

Somehow I misunderstood the timeline for the other roommates in the apartment I'm subletting a room in — thought I was solo here for 3 weeks, turns out it's 3 days. Had to do a hasty cleanup and 7-10 trips to get my shit into the room, gave myself an asthma attack. Undid all the good rest had done.

When I was a kid, I told my parents to change my name to "Ray" from "Raywat" because I was tired of the endless racist taunts from assholes. Years later, when I got my first book deal, I insisted on always being called "Raywat" because that's my fucking name, and my name is a gift from my parents.

Here’s to 2026

I know you'd almost never need it here but when it's still only 10 C at ten am and you're battling some hulked out version of the flu, I feel like having indoor heating would be worth it I am a popsicle 🥶

Bill Murray calling Chevy Chase, to his face, “Medium talent”

I'm too weak to make it to the first floor so I've had zero foods today I'm also too weak to make anything if I made it down, and even if I ordered something, that's down stairs across living room all the way down the private road to unlock the gate No way in Hell I'd make it 😭 Pls send foods

In less than a week, I will be sworn in as the next mayor of New York City. It was only possible because of the more than 100,000 people who volunteered on our campaign. Here’s a story about one of them, my mother.

Merry day after Christmas, I have stomach flu 😣

While Your Sleeping is starting, this rom com is the best in its genre and its main theme is found family, what more could we ask! Come join us if you'd like 💜

Moonstruck watch party is now starting! I think While You Were Sleeping is up next and I cannot emphasize how much I hope people join. It has mutual pining, Bill Pullman is such a snack it kills me,the main theme is found family — it's incredible

It sounds like the neighbors got a karaoke machine, bc the tuneless halting sound of a completely unidentifiable song, sung by what sounds like an elementary school-aged kid is being pumped at full volume into the private street we're on and into this apartment and I am in NO MOOD

Merry Christmas

Starting Home Alone! Keep the change, you filthy animal

merry merry

quick update from the catsitter

The Birdcage is one of the most truly perfect movies ever made with the exception of that awful heterosexual son. They should have disinherited him and adopted Agador 😤 (starting now in the discord)

me when someone asks a simple question about where they can buy some nice shoes

it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know

I wrote another Christmas fic... archiveofourown.org/works/76367046

Merry Christmas and happy holidays pirate friends! For those who didn’t get the physical print, here is my ofmd title card-inspired holiday card. Might turn it into a tradition. Whatever you’re up to today I hope you find some moments of peace and calm before the new year. Love you all🎄✨🏴‍☠️

I am half asleep but I have a LOT of movies to watch if anyone wants! Starting now! Here is the current playlist:

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, entered another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!

Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year. As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet

🥰🥰🥰🥰

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

¡Feliz Navidad!

Merry Christmas to me, someone uploaded the entire Sesame Street Christmas Special from like 1979 to YouTube and my inner child is absolutely beside herself!!

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Jesus Christ moving is so brutal on my body. I took a 3 hour nap on the couch here when I was done, and I am very genuinely considering packing it in now. I'm calling asleep writing this. It't absolutely ridiculous

i have always liked using pirateship for my shipping needs, but now even more so because its clear someone on the team is an ofmd fan lmao, i never noticed until just now that the example label on their landing page is to Stede Bonnet i cannot 😆

Explain your username It's my roller derby name, or my drag name or both, if I ever do either of those things. It also matches my AO3 name

I'm sorry but I love that man with every cell in my body. What other creator would do two virtual Q&As and a con, more than a year after cancelation? Only David. We got so fucking lucky

😔 #ofmd

Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.

the decision to cut people out of your life, family, friends, even if they don't quite know you've cut them out is incredibly difficult. It's at a razor's edge on it being for the best, and at holiday times its especially painful. I'm grateful for the little distractions, like making my series🙏

Excuse me to OP but Bill Pullman is eminently attractive and in fact fuckable! The "leaning" scene grabs me by the throat every time. (Crew this is one of the movies in the lineup for tomorrow, it is one of my favorites, it is impossible not to love it)

ONLY YULE

Last bump before Christmas, please join us if the holiday is stressful, or if you just need a break 💜

For #WIPWednesday, a sneak peek at the upcoming chapter of my House in the Cerulean Sea AU! Featuring: magical children, a bird and his button, a demonic sous chef, and Headmaster Ed #OFMD #fanfic archiveofourown.org/works/709834...

Hi oh my god, the stress and exhaustion of moving 100 lbs of my belongings made me pass out cold in the house with the cleaning lady here, I slept for like 3 hours?? On the couch???

For #WIPWednesday, a sneak peek at the upcoming chapter of my House in the Cerulean Sea AU! Featuring: magical children, a bird and his button, a demonic sous chef, and Headmaster Ed #OFMD #fanfic archiveofourown.org/works/709834...

I messaged the owner to see if we couldn't just skip cleaning this time and got an almost but not quite irritated response that we couldn't, and so now am having a panic attack, bc that's helpful. Wish I could do something about it but I haven't been able to afford my meds in at least a month so 🤷

When you chug a massive energy drink with your brain meth in the hopes it'll somehow magically make you into an entirely different person who can get out of bed and clean and pack and shower without someone holding a gun to their head

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,