The podfic of Paper Ships by @unencryptid.bsky.social. Stede's thoughts keep him from finding sleep; he finds a way to get rid of them—one that helps him and Edward back to each other.

Hehe newly posted ofmd fics did a thing 😀 @pastor-of-muppets.bsky.social and immortal_katharina99

@mustardwrites.bsky.social 😂

Ok @happydaiz.bsky.social and I are starting the "EDWARD TEACH!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU GET STEDE'S NUMBER?!?!" Club, who's in?

I need the #HeatedRivalry jerseys to come back in stock so I can wear one to the Bruins game in going to next month 😂😂😂

This is such a sweet story that had me like this 🥹 all the way through. Please go and listen or read this! Ch2 of the podfic of Ode to Divorce by @oatmilktruther.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/670232...

When I got back from maternity leave one of my coworkers asked how my "vacation" was. It says something about my exhaustion level that I didn't deck him

[Podfic] Edward Teach, PhD in Domination by @gentlepanpirate.bsky.social Just over 50 minutes long, rated E. Ed's a therapist pining after his favourite client. 🥰🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Enjoy!!! #ofmd #ofmdpodfic #podfic Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/76369581 Written: archiveofourown.org/works/46498615

HEY #heatedrivalry fans would you like something else queer to tide you over until season two? might i suggest our flag means death? it’s also on crave/hbo! join us 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

My soundscape for pages 6 and 7 of this amazing comic. archiveofourown.org/works/760489...

Mil put some show on for my kid. The show following it was Summer Camp Island. Because im here she can't change it channel 😂 when it ended Steven Universe came on and she tried to change the channel but I asked if we could keep watching 😄😄😄 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_...

Whelp my husband made me a frame and put my favorite picture of Ben in it so I'll be crying forever now

If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career

Bringing this back for Christmas 💋 Happy 24 days of Stedemas! 💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖 #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OFMDfanart #TheVillainsArt

A new @alltomato1717.bsky.social fic?!?!?!?! Merry Christmas to me!!!!!

Constellationism update! Gasp!

Just posted my first fan fic! 😬 Gentlebeard Modern Day AU - Apocalyptic Christmas Rom Com! If that sounds fun give it a whirl! We can stay in OFMD forever 💕 archiveofourown.org/works/76276676

I heard that people like finished fics that have been on hiatus or taken a long time to complete, so here's some OFMD fics that were started in 2022 and completed in 2025. 🐌🧵

One of the many reasons I haven't tackled writing a longfic to be honest. Definitely not the only reason, don't get me wrong on that. I'm just like ?¿?how?¿? I'm far too aroace for this (I will read the most deranged weirdest smut btw, so love you all for that).

I have written 4 E rated fics (out of a total of 36 fics). The first E rated one I wrote was The Space Between Us which was an exploration of sexuality, but the ones that came after that contained E rated stuff because of this pressure. I wish I hadn't felt the need to put it in, but I did. 1/

Here's a gdoc with a few of my favorites: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I’m going to do a bit of self recommending! My WIP Otterly Wonderful where Ed is a zookeeper. I’ve almost finished chapter 3 (it’s taken a while because of various reasons) but I hope add it very soon! 😀🥰🏴‍☠️ archiveofourown.org/works/539762...

Also my one shot, Sink or Swim (both have A03 members only on them btw!) 😀😀 archiveofourown.org/works/49500832

May I self- rec? I have a few that I am very proud of. The Red Kite's Curse, my Beauty and the Beast(ish) AU archiveofourown.org/works/451989... The One Where Parrots Bring Them Together- archiveofourown.org/works/62069326 And the Monkey Bizness series- archiveofourown.org/series/4386445

Here are some from my bookmarks! The map must be of sand and can't be read by ordinary light by @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/735690... software gore heart by @petrichorpond.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/55367635

He's a fucking nightmare by @dimplyowl.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/61344259 An Ochre Kind of Day by Steve Bonnet archiveofourown.org/works/528837... The Long Gap by @deanbird.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/580236...

Bonedust by @samwisery.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/60157975 President of the Stupid Hat Society by @nomadsland.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/549449... The Broken Lines by @clairegregoryau.bsky.social and @gerlindemoon.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/570418...

Self reccing mine and @dimplyowl.bsky.social Hunger Games au, we are so close to having the first chapter of part 3 ready to post lol (Rated T, with canon typical violence) archiveofourown.org/series/3454585

Can I do a sort of a self rec please? The podfic @happydaiz.bsky.social did of Regarding Stede. The sound effects are incredible, really brought my words to life. archiveofourown.org/works/65239264

The Repair Shop by @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social is so wonderfully lovely! (With artwork by @babykraken.bsky.social) archiveofourown.org/works/60207742

Maybe We Can Just … Get Away by @denizb33.bsky.social is such a comfort fic for me. archiveofourown.org/works/58717432

Come As You Are by @lyratalise.bsky.social is a story I think about so frequently 🩷 archiveofourown.org/works/57898636

Kisses On Cheeks by @dimsimkitty.bsky.social is the absolute sweetest meet cute! archiveofourown.org/works/55165966

Seasalt In Her Hair by @ofmdzb.bsky.social is a stunning exploration of Alma’s yearning for the sea. archiveofourown.org/works/57454675

Seal of Approval by @winterdiscotent.bsky.social is a delightful Selkie fic. archiveofourown.org/works/46352434

Only By The Grace of the Sea by palavapeite (don’t know if they’re on Bluesky!) is one of my all time faves! A true slow burn romance between pirate Ed and priest Stede. archiveofourown.org/works/435148...

I absolutely ADORE Oracle Blossom Grove by @quaintlyfig.bsky.social - a kids AU and just so beautiful archiveofourown.org/works/517899...

I really enjoyed this Jim/Olu reverse bang by @gemagination.bsky.social and @ferventemily.bsky.social ! archiveofourown.org/works/67983291

And if you don't mind a self-rec - My Reverse Big Bang this year with an INCREDIBLE podfic from @happydaiz.bsky.social is my longest and one of my favourite fics I've ever written featuring an amphibious Stede and an archaeologist Ed! archiveofourown.org/works/670463...

I have so many! A lot of them have already been shared here so I'll go with this old favorite: The Gentleman Entertainer by BristlingBassoon archiveofourown.org/works/38973528 Stede accidentally becomes a sex worker but doesn't know (spoiler: zero sex is happenning)

so much (for) stardust by cremeishere archiveofourown.org/works/54458266 I Need Another One by moosh archiveofourown.org/works/46938256 it's a long night, can i spend it with you by This_Will_Be_Our_Year archiveofourown.org/works/51614218

Eggplant Means I Love You by fake_geek_boy archiveofourown.org/works/70146356 match my energy by sparklespriggs (nerolinks) archiveofourown.org/works/64574020 love is not love which alters when it alteration finds by RoughWinds archiveofourown.org/works/53256892

if that’s important to you, it’s important to me by pan_thesilea archiveofourown.org/works/53307973 Portrait of Late Night Stede by TeeHeeSeason3 archiveofourown.org/works/56820505 Slowly, And Then All At Once by 1happydaiz archiveofourown.org/works/56628178

this is the one i told you about yesterday, but one of my all-time faves "you're a dream to me" by @creepypaper00.bsky.social in which stede is a magical snail, based on a Chinese folk tale archiveofourown.org/works/46581208

Self-rec for "The Boy" in which Stede, Ed, Mary, and the Badmintons are all ten-year-olds in Barbados in 1698. It's rated T for mentions of parents (and the Badmintons) being abusive and one of the children who "did a punch!" archiveofourown.org/works/607726...

Life Finds a Way (M), 2022-2023 (written), Jurassic Park x OFMD crossover, recorded by @happydaiz.bsky.social- I relistened to this recently and nearly turned around and started all over again because it's so good. Truly cinematic, immersive soundscaping. archiveofourown.org/works/582033...

Also my first fic Somewhere Beyond the Sea (M), 2022, which @kninjaknitter.bsky.social did an incredible job with. Stede's a maritime archaeologist, Ed's a salvage diver, and they get swept up in a mystery, hunting for their ancestors' shipwrecks. archiveofourown.org/works/407760...

The Hunt for the Top-Shelf Marmalade Man (M), 2024, in which Archie and Frenchie hunt for clues about their missing chef bosses at a farmer's market, recorded by @babykraken.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/57526771

Please may I shamelessly self promote my very own winter warmer 😁. My fics are fun for all the family, and written to make myself laugh like a drain. Thanks for the many recommendations! archiveofourown.org/works/61553149

I cannot emphasise enough how much of a deliberate choice it was for this to be a T rated fic, for the story to be purely about emotional connection. There will always be naysayers to non-explicit fics in fandom. Always. But T rated fics will always have an audience. Tell your story, regardless 💛