And they wonder why we compare Trump to Hitler and MAGA to Nazis.

When you have never known pure affection, it stings // Happy New Year #raspberrystrange #stolitz #helluvaboss #fanart #stolas #blitzø

Hi all! So, the deadline to sign up and get assignments have passed (I apologize, I was processing the passing of a family member) I’m going to extend signups until January 9th and then get assignments out January 10th. There aren’t a lot of submissions so far, but it will still be a lot of fun!

Merry Christmas to the lovely @jaeoctopi.bsky.social l - I was your secret Santa for the Stolitz Simps server!🎅 Here’s some yoga Blitz+yoga #Stolitz to help your celebrating!!🎄

I know this isn’t what you meant… but this is the extent of my capabilities. murrielberries.straw.page

I just wanted to thank everyone for the condolences. My home town has been amazing. My dad touched so many people and will be so missed. Again, thank you fandom for the condolences. I’ve not really been in the mood to socialize, but I really appreciate it. Happy holidays.

My dad passed away last night.

😭😭😭😭he was so scared for Millie

i soooo want to do an in-depth study of blitz' actions in the opening of AT. how he goes from "please get back to being fuck buddies with me, i need to be of service and i can't let you go, but idk why" to rage (trauma response) after seeing Ver's invite. #helluvaboss

Chapter 4! archiveofourown.org/works/749928... #HelluvaBossFics, #StolitzFics

moxxie talking about a musical he saw and stolas hanging on every word and moxxie thinks that stolas is just humoring him and being nice or that blitz put him up to it but then stolas is like... actually engaging with the topic and moxxie wants to cry

#HelluvaHallmark Aim to post on December 20, but this is just for fun! Pick a Hallmark-inspired prompt and tag with your work! All creative mediums, Hellaverse characters & ships accepted (please refrain from depicting minor characters in age-inappropriate situations).

Time for some submissions for the Stolitz Lunar New Year event! All creative mediums welcome but must be 18+ Submit your prompt in the link below & get a new prompt assigned to you! The Lunar New Year is February 17th forms.gle/oepxiz3psQFK... #StolitzLunarNewYear2026

Oof this made me my constant state of “I miss Blitz” extra painful

I’m seeing an uptick in assholery from assumably new members of the fandom. If you follow an artist and don’t like what they ship, I have two solutions for you that aren’t announcing to the world you’re a dick: mute the ship tag or unfollow. Blocking and scrolling without comment are great too.

And to be clear, Bitsy did alllll of the work (thank her and bow down to her greatness)!! if you want a little company while you are creating let us know!

chat what if season 3 episode one is like the circus and shows us a flashback to Stolas' birthday when he is forced to get married, a birthday with his daughter, and now with Blitz

#stolas #fanart

stolas discovers the cost of living crisis 💸 #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

Introvert

Have we moved on from Stolas’s cardigan yet? I have not moved on from Stolas’s cardigan yet.

I’m imagining the first time Vassago and Andrealphus get down Andy is expecting it to be just a hate fuck But Vassago is so gentle with him and sweet And it pisses Andy off so fucking much but every time he tries to shift the tone, Vassago kisses his neck & Andy becomes putty

i love their slutty shoulders

I'm going to try to update "Amnesty" this weekend but it may be a while before I post a fic again. I'm headed home for a few weeks and I'm bringing my work computer, but not my personal computer. I'll still try to write, I just won't be able to post.

Some people truly don't realize that Via hasn’t watched Helluva Boss

And he didn't leave her. He tried to contact her every way he could. He was actively blocked by people outright abusing their power in the most petty ways. He stormed. A royals. House. ALONE! And threw fists with no magic power against a DEMIGOD. From her point of view, yes. But we see more.

“Via’s feelings are valid even if they aren’t wholly accurate or based in reality” And “Stolas could have done better, but he did his best with the circumstances he was in” Can all be true at once. The world is not fucking black and white and I’m sick of people pretending it is.

Like I’m so sorry. You can validate Via’s feelings because feelings should be validated But when you blame a literal victim of domestic violence for the effects of domestic violence you’re just being disingenuous

That’s wild. You’re blaming the victim of a coordinated murder plot instead of the villains who orchestrated it. Stolas didn’t “choose to leave” — he was deliberately lured with the threat of losing someone he loved and reacted with self-sacrifice.

The way people act like “breaking a promise” especially when circumstances affect said promise Is somehow the worst thing in the world ever and akin to murder

I just want him to be happyyyyyyyyyyyy

I hate that people just ignore how Stolas acted before Blitzø came back into his life. He’s been the only active parent to Octavia, his whole world is her. He’s kept this farce of a marriage for his daughter to have a “normal” life, a life that Stolas didn’t have. Stolas knew nothing of parenthood

"Stolas is a shitty dad" No, he is not, he is in a shitty situation, there's a difference

Just ↓       ← ← ← ←   ↓      ↓      ↑ ↓      ↓        here → → → → → → to say        ↓        ↓        ↓        ↓       I love Blitzø

Just ↓       ← ← ← ←   ↓      ↓      ↑ ↓      ↓        here → → → → → → to say        ↓        ↓        ↓        ↓       I love Stolas

at some point we're going to have to talk about how Via's insecurity and her fixation on Stolas "lying" to her doesn't really have anything to do with Blitz and the affair It's the fact that she's seen her mother abuse him her whole life and he pretended everything was okay.

Chapter 3~~~~ archiveofourown.org/works/749928... #helluvabossfics #stolitzfics (apparently this didn't post? idk?)

After Merry Sinsmas🎄✨ #Helluvaboss #HelluvabossFanart #Stolitz

Andrealphus wearing shower caps for his tail

Apparently I woke up in the mood for some icyago

Vassago, sighing whimsically: I could fix him Stolas and Andrealphus: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

When we say the parallel haunts us… #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #LookMyWay #Sinsmas

I wanna know if Vivzie predicted the addiction we’d have to Stolas. did she know that bird would be pure crack to the masses. did she know when she first drew him that we would all collectively get sad as soon as winter hit, thinking about our beloved bird wife. did she know we would Need Him.

Vassago: Andrealphus is low key kinda hot though. Stolas: Vassago, no. He is evil. Vassago: I think he just needs to get laid Stolas: Vassago: Stolas: Vassago: by me, if that wasn’t clear Stolas: Vassago…

The way I knew season 2 of Hazbin Hotel was written before the Trump administration 2.0 but still watched like

Stolas having squishy cheeks is everything to me

Happy Tropemas! Travelling to see or hosting family? Need something to keep you from screaming and screaming and screaming during the holiday season? Introducing TROPE-MAS: A low stakes, write or draw in whatever order you want fandom event. Use #12daysoftropemas between December 25 and January 5!

Twitter whined about this so hard btw 🤣