I just think he’s cute.

OM NOM NOM

Pasghetti

Bae

helluva boss fans: omg the RAW RUGGED SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THESE TWO

Stolas getting the divorce but in court Andrealphus starts talking about tradition and princes have to be married blah blah blah And the court makes him marry Stolas instead

This Christmas won't feel as special without them around.

しり描きたかっただけ

it had to be awkward after that fight right? #Andrealphus #Stella #Octavia #Helluvaboss 1/2

2/2

Stolitz is really fun because we have Stolas thinking "Ah this is what Blitz wants!" and Blitz thinking "Oh this is what Stolas wants" and they are both wrong 💕

but but but Stolas, without his powers, having trouble reading. He has to have the book so close to his face now and at first he is panicking, at first he doesn't know what's going on. It's Blitz who suggests that maybe he needs glasses. So they go to a clinic.

Blaming a cartoon for your inability to parent is wild.

Going into S3 like:

He's so pretty when he is sad which is unfortunate because i never want him to be sad But look at his lil face

idk if anyone has read City of Brass by S.A Chakraborty (but like if you the class/race disparity aspects of Helluva Boss, you'd like this series) but Stolitz City of Brass au

STOOOOP!!!!! This is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Standee of this where Stolas’ legs can swing back and forth

it’s the little things #stolitz #helluvaboss

#HelluvaBoss#HelluvaBossOOPS (S2E6) frame: 5983/38880

People with the worst media analysis skills always have the strongest opinions.

Asking “why do we have to say pregnant people if trans women are women” is the stupidest fucking question and the fact that he thought this was such a spectacular “gotcha” moment that he said it TWICE is embarrassing.

Glossy pillow🦎💖

Blitz be like

Stolas should always wear a collar or choker. Send tweet.

they're doing this right now in canon trust. finally getting back to completing those #stolitz kisscollabs from earlier this year - this time I rendered a sketch by @sunnsuto.bsky.social !! thank you, sunn!! I'm truly honoured I got to bring your sketch to life! 💜💖

Blitz: *laying face first on the floor* Moxxie: um. Is he okay? Millie: no Moxxie: what happened Millie: Stolas smiled at him Blitz: *screams*

Blitz: Stolas: *taking notes* Blitz: Stolas: *trills in thought* Blitz: *gets up and punches a wall* Moxxie: Blitz. wtf. Blitz: cute aggression. I’m fine. It’s fine. Stolas: *trills again* Blitz: FUCK

I saw a sketch of this figure skating dress online somewhere and couldn’t get this out of my head. *Yuri on Ice theme plays* #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolas #Stolitz #Fanart

✨LOVE U✨ Cuties. . Still art block yay . #helluvaboss #stolitz

Considering Blitz and Stolas have not actually talked about the deal, the full moon, apology tour, I am expecting season 3 angst where Stolitz fight but then actually. talk. things. out.

Sinsmas be like Blitz: 😳 Stolas: 😳

Blitz: *complimenting Stolas a lot and being ooey gooey* Stolas: are you alright? Blitz: DAMMIT, BITCH IM TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU Stolas: 😳

Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms, a lot of [Republicans] are going to prison, myself included. So you admit that you have been breaking the law. Interesting.

Moxxie and Millie being their typical cute af, romantic selves And Stolas is just so enamored by them And Blitz tries to take their advice in wooing Stolas But Stolas still thinks Blitz just wants to be friends and just doesn’t fuckin get it.

GO WATCH JAYDEN’S STREAM ON TIKTOK

Sometimes, I can still hear her voice 😔

I hope Stolitz are getting lots of morning cuddles, wrapped in blankets, lazily making out.

Majority of royalty don't give a fuck about lessar demons, imps and hellhounds are just born in Hell and are told from birth that they are made to serve and be of use to the greater populace. Hazbin Hotel really shows how ignorant most demons are to it, while Helluva Boss brings attention to it.

Surprise #Stolitz comm for @helluvanautumn.myatproto.social with the theme “Cozy, Fall, Sweet”! (the sweet are the kissies 😙)

No one talking about being called out by the whole “Alastor doesn’t have a tail” thing?

All our boy wants is to simply marry his birdy and live a normal everyday life with their daughters while living in that cozy little house in the cute tiny suburban neighborhood they’ve always dreamed of!!! 😭😭😭😭

Overload blitz and Stolas strikes a deal with him—

Helluvalentine Day 7 - Proposal 💍 #stolitz #helluvalentineweek @helluvalentine.bsky.social