1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).

They'll NEVER SEE PAPA AGAIN!!!

Holiday Card 2025!!! TWO FAVOURITE LOVE BIRDS!! <3 #ofmd

Rhys voices one of the sheep! 🐑 youtu.be/pyZI5oM6hWk?...

New pics of Rhys Darby on Festive House of Games!

I’m doing a print give away in 24 hours to spread holiday cheer thanks to a generous donation! ⛄️ So, comment your favorite moment with your favorite OFMD character and share this post (DO BOTH THINGS) and I’ll add your name to the mix to choose a 5x7 print of art posted on this account.

well, it’s definitely the 12th now! still not sorry 😘 #OFMDfanart #advintcalindah2025

Hi all! Some really very talented pirates have made something special to carry us from now to the new year! Something new drops everyday until Jan 1st. Check back daily for fic, and art and other goodies! Starting tomorrow Dec 12! ourflagmeans.gay/2025/

Ok wait I found the actual smau titlecard - happy 3 year anniversary to the Fox Fires boys 🇫🇮

Nobody does it like @rysi000u.bsky.social !!! The shark boys from keep swimming, getting a little closer acquainted... archiveofourown.org/works/730617... #ofmdfanart

A successful raid 🏴‍☠️ (aka Lego Ed and Stede found the advent calendar 😅)

First official pic of Rhys Darby in Richard Osman's Festive House of Games, starting on December 22nd on BBC2 and iPlayer in the UK! #RhysDarbyFaction

*jaws music intensifies* It's the last full chapter and epilogue of the JAWS AU, friends!! In which we meet some friends and get some closure (and a snack) archiveofourown.org/works/730617... #ofmdfic @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social

Only two chapters to go in KEEP SWIMMING, my JAWS AU!! Read chapters 1-6 for murder, mayhem, teeth and claspers!! archiveofourown.org/works/730617...

Hello I drew SharkEd in all his glory and I think it's maybe one of the best fic arts I've ever done? 🦈🦈 GO READ THIS STORY ITS SO GOOD

NEW SHARK CHAPTER (bless my subscribers who’ve already left me the Loveliest Comments even though I forgot to post about it) In which we all experience the full range of human and wereshark emotion archiveofourown.org/works/730617... #ofmdfic

Sharkward Teach is pleased to see all the recent Shark Ed content on here 😌

The JAWS AU is heating up!!! Come along on a very awkward coffee date and then maybe fall off a boat? archiveofourown.org/works/730617... #ofmdfic

also belated post of very silly Shred (shark Ed) and Shtede (shark Stede) for @ghostalservice.bsky.social 🦈

Yay it's official! 😍😍😍😍 Welcome back Nigel!!! www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like! 🌅 Sunset over the ocean 🎭 Live theatre 🧱 Lego (building, not stepping on) 🎵 Film scores 🚢 Doomed boats 🕯️ Scented candles 🚂 Travelling by train 🦖 Dinosaurs 🥾 Long walks 📸 Photography And pirates, obviously 🏴‍☠️

Also #wipwednesday I guess: some planning notes

📣 SUNDAY KEYNOTE ANNOUNCED: In Conversation with Edward Berger and Florian Hoffmeister! Step behind the camera with Terror alumni Edward Berger (Conclave, All Quiet on the Western Front) and Florian Hoffmeister (Pachinko, True Detective Night Country, Tár).

“ED!!!!” “STEDE!!!” #LegoEdandStede

SHAAAAARK IT'S A SHAAAAAARK (chapter) Chapter 3 of the jaws AU is live! archiveofourown.org/works/730617... #ofmdfic

“I feel like I’ve been sleepwalking my entire life, Ed, but you woke me up. Our time together is limited as it is, I don’t want to waste it.” @catski22.bsky.social commissioned this scene from @bonnypitty.bsky.social’s fic Somewhere You Feel Free. CW: boys wrapped in towels #OFMDfanart #OFMD

SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪

Happy Halloween from Lego Ed and Stede! 🎃🏴‍☠️ #OFMD

Today is the last day for pre-orders! gbcalendar.bigcartel.com #ofmd #ofmdsart #gentlebeard

rhys remembered his youtube password! 🤩 youtu.be/HRyxpD20INM?...

CHAPTER 2: in which stede thinks he maybe tulpa'd a shark and Ed gets a new outfit. archiveofourown.org/works/730617... #ofmdfic

I’ll be posting coms on Kofi, tomorrow at 1pm pacific time (that’s 8pm in London and 7am in Sydney). Let’s raise some money for Three Square!

🐝💛Liquid Gold Artbook is now on my Ko-fi! 💛🐝 89 pages of everything ( I think ) I did for Liquid Gold fanfic! All the optional tips will help me with all the medical expenses that are awaiting me in the next weeks 🐝💛🫂🥹 ko-fi.com/s/9e59b926bb

HAPPY FIC CLUB CREATURE DAY FROM A BIG TOOTHY GUY My Ed/Stede Jaws AU is STARTING. HUGE THANKS to @catski22.bsky.social for the prompt and @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social for all you do!! archiveofourown.org/works/730617... #ofmdfic

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Happy #wipwednesday from a very wet and toothy fic! (Two separate sections)

long may he roam

🥳The Account, the Captain, his Wife and their Daughter is officially finished! archiveofourown.org/works/606130... #OFMD #OFMDfic

BOYS,,,sob missed them a bit #ofmd

The Princess Bride Jurassic Park Titanic Hornblower Stargate SG-1 *stares directly into the camera*

Happy Saturday :) archiveofourown.org/works/606130... #OFMD #OFMDfic

They wanted to join kinktober, but I don't think they understand what cockwarming is

A new photo of Rhys Darby from TIFF. 🔗 www.instagram.com/p/DPMpef6kqvy

🎶 Play a song, you dance around Yippee yo ki yay, we'd hit the ground Still tumblin' down 🎶 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Happy Saturday :D We're coming into the final stretch :) archiveofourown.org/works/606130... #ofmd #ofmdfic

"Watch the flow!" (Did a little editing to this older piece! Made it a little less cursed. ;)) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

I walked in on something I don't think I was supposed to see

I HAVE FOUND THE SCREENSHOT Look at these Stede Bonnet-esque staircase statues please

Happy Saturday :) archiveofourown.org/works/606130... #OFMD #OFMDfic