We had a agricultural show/fair. One time a bunch of us were loaded into a trailer and pulled around by a tractor, but the trailer unhinged on a slope and we careened backwards into the railing of a horse racing track.

I mean hundreds, but the first one I bought was The Unforgettable Fire by U2. Stick a favourite.

HISTORY oh my god 😂

Just discovered that one of my ancestors was born in Australia in 1796 (!?) after both parents were transported there and I think that's really fascinating.

Because I’m an artist who also codes I have a fairly privileged position to have an experiential take on the relative difficulty of science vs art. THEY ARE BOTH REALLY HARD. REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING HARD.

I just found out someone I know was working in Iran when the attacks started. They are back safe in AoNZ, but damn. The world is small.

Aussie pirates, there are still HEAPS of tickets available if you fancy a trans-Tasman jaunt. NZers are notorious late-bookers. readingcinemas.co.nz/cinemas/Lynn...

PREACH

Snaffled #ofmd

Peri-menopause is really fucking hard. These moods swings are just wild.

WHAT THE HECKIN' HECK!?!?

Mood. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DVoddH2DAmx/

Avon from Blake's 7.

Where do I meet other grumpy, childfree, middle-aged urban bisexuals? Lonely for my own kind.

i love bisexuals, i love being bisexual, it's the best

Oh thank FUCK #nzpol #thehorrors

Are there any interactive blog sites anymore? I ACHE for long-form. Tumblr's not quite right.

One big difference I’ve noticed about Gen X vs Millennials is that we (X) are still very aware of “coolness” and find certain interests and enthusiasm very embarrassing. It’s an affliction.

YAY!!!!

This is just gross. Tikanga-wise and otherwise. Get that foot off the table you vile POS.

Revisiting the ancient texts. www.reddit.com/r/newzealand...

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If you want some joy in your life, follow Andrew.

Waaaaah

I saw this last night, and while it had some fantastic scenes, it felt underwritten. That said, worth a watch for pirates as Errol Shand is apocalyptically brilliant in it. Another villain role. His character is deeply unsettling and I'd watch a whole film about him. www.rnz.co.nz/life/screens...

What the ever loving fuck? Leave me the fuck alone, CHURCH.

Thanks dad

I miss clowning.

This improved my day beyond measure.

A friend of mine said that you should only have kids if you want it more than anything else in the world. That has stuck with me.

What kind of weird creature am I that the most fun I’ve had for ages was going to hospital last week?

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Too much of #thehorrors to even function thoughtfully anymore. Shitposting welcome.

Hit me up if you want 🏴‍☠️ info. This is what Gen X is for.

Post old memes to confuse young people

Further to this: I stopped reading male-penned fiction because EVERY SINGLE NOVEL WRITTEN BY A STRAIGHT MAN has a clearly autobiographical male protagonist having sex with a much younger woman in the first few pages and NO ONE ever criticises THAT, do they? I guess it's "normal". 1/

The world collectively trying to solve the "mystery" of why women might like mlm fiction while "lesbian" porn has been a thing for straight men since the dawn of fucking TIME is just... honestly tiring. Let us enjoy thinking about hot men in peace.

Canned spaghetti. Served on hot buttered toast with grated cheese on top. Heavenly.

Dad is wrong. I'm not angry, I am sad. Anger presupposes a hope for change, and I'm kind of out of hope. #thehorrors

Not loving that climate change Tāmaki Makaurau summer is just colder and wetter. February is usually hot and sunny. Boooooooooo.

I'm completely relaxed having medical procedures done, but pop me in a hairdresser's chair and I have an existential crisis.

Is mine hard to say? Oh No Irate Brian It was originally Oh No Pirate Brain but I swerved hard away from pure fandom stuff and it didn't quite fit anymore.

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS 🤬

If you want a view on AI from a software industry pro with decades of experience, this guy is excellent.

DEADLOCH SEASON 2 TRAILER, I REPEAT DEADLOCH SEASON 2 TRAILER from: www.instagram.com/reel/DU2bYIc...

My PFP is a drawing of Hozier that I modified to look like Dulcie from Deadloch. If you haven’t seen this show watch it now, it’s the absolute best.

If this doesn’t unseat Luxon, nothing will. #thehorrors

Well that's just great, isn't it.

Some good news at last! #thehorrors

How did I forget/not notice that the New Jerusalem was described as a massive fuck-off transparent gold cube? God the bible is entertaining.