Sometimes I just remember things about my family, like the fact I don't know how many first cousins I have. It's strange.

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

We may be an ocean away, but there are many of us in Aotearoa quietly cheering on every one of you Americans who are standing up, speaking out & taking action today against your govt's latest acceleration towards full-on fascism & war. Solidarity & strength from the deep south of the planet. #nzpol

They filmed S2 in my city and I live close to where they'd likely be staying. One day I was walking down my street and JUMPSCARED by Con, sitting alone at a café on the footpath. I hid next to him beside a closed shop, mind racing, then took the plunge and said "are you Con O'Neil?".

My twin unrelated family crises joined forces today in some horrible monstrous fuck monster and shafted me, a mostly passive observer until now.

Oh GREAT now Victoria is ON FIRE. #thehorrors #theyneverend

I just watched a series about Mussolini and oh boy, too many parallels. #thehorrors

I don’t want to attract people outside my lovely circle, but if there are any vamp*r* fans with thoughts about the new teaser drop them below!

I am drowning in family drama and a significant imminent death right now but I have a new hyperfixation and that’s all that matters.

I win, tbh.

I see them everywhere.

This seems extremely important and yet, this is the first I'm hearing of it.

I’m at a cafe and a dog just snuck under my table and licked my toe. I needed that doggo, you’re a good boy.

My dad just told my sister she is a bad parent. Dad, you bailed when I was NINE and haven’t parented for a second since. Shut your goddamned mouth.

I don't go here but some of you might be interested in this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDv_...

Ah, another summer's day in the CBD! Window open, light breeze, blue sky. Someone screaming abuse on the street.

Rhys being the QUINTESSENCE of an AoNZ man here (and, ahem, some AoNZ women too but NOT ME OBVIOUSLY) [100%definitelyme]

Dude at my local cafe sporting full moko and a tshirt featuring two intertwined silver fox mermen and the words “come to daddy” above them. MAXIMUM RESPECT

The mystery of why my partner is considered "weird" remains unsolved.

Peak AoNZ content.

THIS bugs me the most. One of my closest friends is a musician who uses AI for his videos. He knows I hate it. He knows I’m an artist. I DON’T GET IT.

FUCK #thehorrors

OKAY until a better option arises I will be tagging them with #thehorrors

I feel extremely unsettled by Things, but in general I want to keep this account light, so I might start tagging any political/real world horror posts so you can opt out. Is there an already widely-used tag or should I create one?

GOOD THINGS. I am very adept at doing 90% of something creative before abandoning it, so this year I’m going to do that last 10% of all the things I abandoned in the last decade. I am EXCITED.

Just posting this here for NO REASON AT ALL. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...

What the fuck. What the fuck. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

FOUND IIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT #rhycep www.youtube.com/watch?v=Liaa...

IT IS NOW SUNNY WITH BLUE SKIES BUT I CAN HEAR THUNDER WHAT

SO I've heard some talk of a Certain Bicep being seen in public but I have not seen said bicep on my page. Can someone please share the Lesser Spotted Bicep with me? It would make my day.

Round two has just arrived! God I love a thunderstorm.

I'd make a fucking TERRIBLE wealthy person because I have long since realised my dream as a child from a family without much money - a box of tissues in every room.

Just sitting with the window open enjoying the intense thunderstorm over Tāmaki Makaurau.

In case you were wondering, bi women are often in straight passing relationships because there are LITERALLY MORE STRAIGHT MEN THAN QUEER WOMEN hope that helps.

Hi I’m my own birth

Naturally

So something very cool about this arch sculpture is that is a portal of sorts. Behind it is the blocked up entrance of a 3km tunnel system that was built during WW2 as a massive shelter, able to hold 20,000 people (around 10% of the Auckland population).

New Year’s Day and the clouds have parted, the sun is out, and I’m drinking a lemon lime and bitters and Making Plans.

Happy New Year from Aotearoa! I did not get drunk in 2025. In 2026 I turn 50, which is very strange. Life is very short but every mind holds an entire universe. Aging is fascinating and scary.

If I make it past midnight then I haven't been drunk in 2025!!! 😱 I've never been a heavy drinker, but there were a few too many rough nights in 2024 (what a fucking weird year that was), and cutting those out this year was the best decision. My body cannot handle it, I become very unwell.

O em gee I have managed to algorithm my way to anti-AI part of LinkedIn! The dam finally burst and I wrote down my screed under my own name and it has more engagement than I've ever had over on that hellsite.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains

Do you ever want to just scream because you’ve never had a true soulmate connection and never will?

Pigeons are awesome. I have a friend with a pet pigeon (rescued from certain death as a not-quite-fledging on the street, its mother nowhere to be found for hours), and they are brilliant birds, loyal and snuggly.

The sky tonight was really something.

Also if you want to understand Kiwi comedy, this is your education. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5q...

Australasians - GO SEE THIS! It is wonderful. What a fantastic human being. And another example of Aussies claiming a Kiwi thing as their own (we understand, we are naturally superior). www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pzP...

I hadn't been following the Ashes but my partner told me to take a look at the scores and OH MY GOD this is hilarious. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THE PITCH? #ashes #crickettragic www.theguardian.com/sport/cricke...

Every day there’s a new hockey show word to mute LOVE YOU GUYS but I wish we all had the same interests sometimes 😜

Tip if you visit AoNZ, especially in summer: it may not be super hot, but the sun is INSANELY intense. You WILL get burnt. Wear a hat and sunscreen. My partner uses a UV umbrella. They should tell you this while on the plane, honestly. It’s that bad.