I have jumped on the matcha latter train and my only question is WHY NOT SOONER? Only iced, mind you, heat makes it gritty and bitter.

Relevant to my international audience too. There are ominous signs afoot. NOTE: I am not a financial advisor in any way, obviously!

GOOD. And furthermore, fuck these writers. Zero sympathy. www.rnz.co.nz/life/books/t...

The very idea of your art being beholden to the insane whims of finance bros is a horror I can barely bring myself to contemplate. Utter vileness.

I fucking KNEW IT.

"McSkimming was known to be a regular attendee at Connect Church in Kāpiti, where he lives. Connect is part of the Pentecostal Christian New Life Churches network." OF FUCKING COURSE #nzpol thespinoff.co.nz/society/12-1...

I am absolutely tired of wāhine having to carry the burden of challenging our racist and misogynistic systems. I am begging our men to step up and help us. My hope is that, finally, we see an institution shaken to its core and ready to listen. And that other sectors follow suit.

I Am Hopeless #nzpol #aboutfuckingtime www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

“ED!!!!” “STEDE!!!” #LegoEdandStede

Deadloch AND TVL???? 2026 is shaping up to be a great TV year!

Sickening, vile, repulsive, heart-breaking, gut-wrenching, horrifying, and completely predictable. #nzpol #acab www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Te Pāti Māori imploding is bad for politics and bad for AoNZ. Double standards makes it harder for them to come back from this than others (because racism!), but I hope they can. Though I wish John Tamihere wasn't part of it, he's dodgy. #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Well thank fuck for that. This insane woman wants AoNZ to be a battleground like the US, fortunately no-one in their right mind (and many who aren't) agrees with her. We have no appetite for loosened gun control here, fuck that shit.

Oh FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Get him Nathan.

OFMD S2

I mean fair enough Bluesky 😂

Infuriating. LGBTQI+ people are as much a part of society as anyone. The absence is unrealistic.

Woohoo big congrats to my US pals! Very nice to hear good political news coming from you!!! www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

YOU PERVS. The original print run is SOLD OUT. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT PREORDER THE NEW RUN. I WILL BE VERY ANGRY.

“FUCK AI” is turning into a movement. After his Frankenstein Q&A at the Chinese Theater, Guillermo del Toro asked the audience to scream “FUCK AI.”

Folks, people who appreciated Siouxsie's work during the pandemic and/or who like free speech and academic freedom should help out here if they can. And that's all of us, one way or another, right? www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/852...

*spit take*

UPDATE: Sent the link to my gay male friend and he is questioning his entire life to this point.

OH NO MY MOST POPULAR POST I WAS TRYING TO SAVE YOU SINNERS FROM HELL BETTER REPOST SO YOU KNOW WHAT SINS TO AVOID IN FUTURE.

I can safely assume NONE OF YOU are interested in a female firefighter photoshoot/calendar because that would make you SICK AND PERVERTED. Also HERE'S A LINK DON'T CLICK IT. ESPECIALLY NOT YOU LESBIANS AND BISEXUALS. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Me: Ugh, "dog-friendly" office, yuck. Dogs are annoying and smell bad. Also me: *curls up with office dog on dog bed*

It just clicked. That's La Marseillaise on guitar. Hendrix hat-tip with a twist. Oh the little details, they are so cute. I am *tickled* #iwtv www.youtube.com/shorts/Ysd9J...

TIL there is a town in AoNZ called Drybread and that it is currently snowing there (in mid-spring). www.tickaroo.com/e/GgaTQBwBwx...

Stressful fucking day so far. Can bad things stop happening to people I love thank you.

FROM MY COLD, DEAD, HANDS

My sister used to tell me I was the funniest person in the world.

Jacinda losing popular support was largely a figment of the media’s imagination.

Scrotum Brown attempting to differentiate between "unions" and "union members" who went back to work in an emergency when they were meant to be striking. Kudos to the reporter who reminded him that the members ARE the union. #nzpol www.tickaroo.com/e/GfDwVorvKK...

HOLY FUCK www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Things are JUST FINE in AoNZ at the moment, just fucking FINE!

Hell YES Kirikiriroa! #Oct23strike #hometown

Damn this migraine has taken its sweet time. Felt weird about an hour ago, and only now have the ~*sparkles*~ started. Good timing as I'm not busy today.

I’m waiting for a procedure on a never ending waitlisted. 100% support the strike.

When I was small there was a hot song called “There is no depression in New Zealand” and my sophisticated arse thought it meant economic depression, in case you want to know the style of obnoxious I was as a kid.

ROADS?!?!?!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!???? ROADS????????????????????????????????? #NZpol www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

Worst. Government. Ever.

Okay, so I mentioned this a while back but there is an easier way! You can turn off ALL Gen AI stuff in Pinterest!!! Go to Settings > Refine your recommendations, and switch them off. THANK YOU PINTEREST!!!

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING STUPID ALL AT FUCKING ONCE

Okay, okay. So this kind of confirms homophobia as the reason for cancellation to me.

WTAF My jaw is on the floor.

Me (Gen X) trying to explain Phan to my partner (also Gen X). This is a pop culture phenomenon that is so foreign to both of us. What do you mean two guys who just kind of chatted on YouTube became so famous they travelled the world and did shows?

Not to be *controversial* but I actually like all the seasons.

Thoughts on AI from @theoatmeal.bsky.social theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

Sam and Jacob next 🫣

I SCREAMED. Quietly.