Goddamn this album hits. You need to listen to it immediately.

Calling all corn maze enthusiasts 🌽🖤 [ #cuteart #artshop ]

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Went for a walk around the lake in my pajamas and met some smol donkey friends. (The ones that live across from me are mammoth donkeys.) I can't believe this is my life.

Okay; all the important stuff is moved into the new apartment.

Izzy Hands is one (1) Whammy tall.

Don't tempt me with a good time.

Izzy Hands is one (1) Whammy tall.

Okay; all the important stuff is moved into the new apartment.

Drove into DC last night to see @ladyhatchet.bsky.social and her quartet between trips to my storage unit (still moving) and, GODDAMN. I fear those four women have become too powerful and they haven't even reached their final forms yet.

anTEEFa

The world is on fire but I hung out with @bknightley.bsky.social last night and exclusively talked about crushes for hours. 10/10, it was soul healing, we're grownass adults but also silly geese.

Great analysis of what's going on with comedy and free speech right now. m.youtube.com/watch?v=U9bf...

As someone that is always a step behind in tech (and also at least digital humanities adjacent from years of academic Twitter & conference crashing), I love this. There was a sort of magic to hand-writing college homework in my first few years but I'm sure it was horrible to grade, lol.

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

This is the lesson of 2025

"Staunton"

anTEEFa

I've never had sex with a musician.....

Pretty sure I am now legally obligated to go to this Baltimore area @megainfinity.band @jokersrepublic.bsky.social @pwrup.bsky.social Solarites show since the theme is Pokémon. I am so freakin psyched, y'all have no idea. Who else is coming???

Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece. It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out. 1/2

The CBS takeover by Larry Ellison and Bari Weiss is the most foreboding move in a while, and I’m not saying that lightly. It will have an effect on the 2026 elections: CBS will now lie to people and normies will believe it.

Pretty sure I am now legally obligated to go to this Baltimore area @megainfinity.band @jokersrepublic.bsky.social @pwrup.bsky.social Solarites show since the theme is Pokémon. I am so freakin psyched, y'all have no idea. Who else is coming???

Oh, shit.

OH MY GOD (It's fine; Big Sam Thompson was a baseball player, lol.)

Gentlepurred? Co-catpains? Someone suggest something better before one of them sticks 😅 🪡🧵 #OFMD #OFMDArt

The government has us convinced that we don't all deserve healthcare or housing so I'm not going to hold my breath for art. But, damn. That's awesome.

Be the Izzy you wish to see in the world.

Love that academics have to waste their time and resources to write brilliant nuanced responses to all the absolute shit being thrown at them by the federal government that was probably written by AI and glossed over by jackasses that know nothing about higher ed.

Hey everyone! If you have a National Geographic subscription for their online services, check out this awesome article that quotes me and my work!! www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti...

Munchkin Card Idea Because Apparently I Have Too Much Time on my Hands: PINK PONY CLUB.

It's morning and you know, I still wouldn't say no to a hot dad or a hot ska femme...

Second new tattoo! If you know what this is, you're also a nerd!

New tattoo!!! If you know what this is, you're a nerd.

Be the Izzy you wish to see in the world.

It's late night wishing hours! I am wishing that I was making out with a hot dad or being charmed and seduced by a hot ska femme. Wheeeeeee!

It's true; Gonzo is a goddamn delight.

pay attention. this matters. they are erasing history. when you erase history you also erase the lessons learned.

Anime Ink was a blur this year. I only went for one day and didn't have the time to walk around and meet new artists or buy a bunch of artwork. I guess in a way it was good because it wasn't overwhelming like last year but also, I feel like I didn't have enough time to yap with everyone I knew.

Second new tattoo! If you know what this is, you're also a nerd!

New tattoo!!! If you know what this is, you're a nerd.

People are always asking me who did my tattoos; the real answer is, lots of different people, primarily women/femmes. That said, this is Lil Tat Mama and she has tattooed me more than anybody else at this point. I love her. <3

This is just @bknightley.bsky.social and his golden retriever boyfriend...

Galaxy Con Richmond has never had OFMD guests! We deserve this!!!

BOOO!! Vampire Quagsire! 🧛‍♂️ Temporary icon for October, I'm making a new one to make it permanent~ So until then, Vampire Quag ✨ | #PokémonArt #Quasgire |

The Dread Pirate Blackhook and his manic pixie boyfriend. 🧡 They win the costume contest every year. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Richmond, VA area😻Richmond SPCA waives adoption fees for all cats, kittens to celebrate Francine's return😻 www.wtvr.com/news/local-n...

Reminder that it is absolutely a-okay to criticize and make fun of Stephen Miller purely for the way he looks because it is racism and hate that made him look that way. Human beings do not just look like Voldemort without doing heinous, evil shit.