I think about this Far Side at least once per week

Is that a lot

Between the cats and myself, we have broken all three of their wet food dishes in the last week.

That the Founders were extremely problematic and messy bitches who lived for drama

That Nazis are bad

Does it work properly? No. Are the people making it acting in good faith? No. Have they ensured it can't be used maliciously? No. Does it make people's lives better? No. Will it make people's lives better? No. Is it profitable? No. Is it popular? No. Is it harmless? No. The argument for AI.

Please look at the ungodly number of turtles crawling out of my parents’ pond

I have been screaming on the phone with t-mobile for 30 minutes now because they have been charging me for a phone I do not have. I am LIVID.

Oh my God. @chucktingle.bsky.social is one of us.

Oh my God. I didn't realize that "undercover Baptist" was a thing but it is totally a thing where I am at. We don't have megachurches per se but we have what I'd call community churches that fashion themselves as hip & modern in terms of worship style but they are 100% southern Baptist churches!

The official @whitehouse-47.bsky.social Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.

I worked 40 hours this week then helped my hobby shop teach folks to play Pokémon from 10 til 5 at Culpepercon (at the library), then hung out & helped a kid make his first deck at the shop til 7:30. I AM SOOOOO TIRED, YOU GUYS! I do not want to speak to anyone for 24 hours, leave me alone. xoxo

haha how silly… oh (from @twonks.bsky.social)

I NEED MEGA CLOUD BIRB

Good morning! My stomach has been hurting for hours and I'm stuck on the toilet but I have to be at work in an hour. I haven't showered, dressed, fed the cats, scooped the litter, or packed my lunch! This is the appropriate time to send thoughts and prayers. 🙏

I’m going to wheatpaste this article to telephone poles until everyone reads it

Calypso bless all the brave scientists that got their lil fingies bit while working on this.

He couldn't possibly get any smaller......could he???

Grumbles has a turd hanging out of her ass but she won't let me remove it. 😬

good afternoon

My friend's kid has been begging to come over to play with my cats so I finally let her come today. She was in love with my cats & all of my stuff & she did not want to leave. I told her if she stayed, I'd make her do the dishes but this backfired; she went to the sink & asked for a sponge.

The last week has been NUTS! I started my new job and there have been many ups and downs. I steadily fought off a panic attack during CPR training but I made it thru & passed! My brain is full of new info & I am so very tired. I was already busy but now my days are absolutely stuffed full.

as the official spokesperson of the SD62 Give Ilhan Omar a Gundam subcaucus, I would like you to know that this is specifically an effort to give Ilhan Omar a *Gundam.* Not a Jaeger, not a Voltron, not a Powerzord. a GUNDAM

This is the way. 🔥

are you in the mood for hope ropes?

Just think about all the fucking hours you have spent tweaking your resume and sending job apps into the void where your serious skills and relevant experience are completely ignored by AI while the guy that teleported to Waffle House is in charge of disasters. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Just think about all the fucking hours you have spent tweaking your resume and sending job apps into the void where your serious skills and relevant experience are completely ignored by AI while the guy that teleported to Waffle House is in charge of disasters. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Gwar Now More Than Ever

I have felt gaslit by my grocery bills for the last four years, like how can I possibly be spending THAT MUCH MORE; stats like this are very helpful. But also: this is not normal

Hahahahahaha ahahhahhahah AHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAA AHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAA GET FUCKED YOU PIG MOTHERFUCKERS AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAÀAAAA

HOLDY HAMS

You can literally do or say the most vile racist shit or take steps to completely eliminate trans folks from society or disappear random people and throw them in concentration camps or defund every human-centered thing you can think of and it will not matter. But DO NOT FUCK WITH GAS PRICES.

You can literally do or say the most vile racist shit or take steps to completely eliminate trans folks from society or disappear random people and throw them in concentration camps or defund every human-centered thing you can think of and it will not matter. But DO NOT FUCK WITH GAS PRICES.

🎶gonna be goingtu be goulden 🎶

HOLDY HAMS

Just a quick update -- I had a great time with my mom in Pennsylvania over the weekend and I started my job today! Everything is fine but the anxiety is kind of high.

I'm leaving tomorrow morning at 9:30 so obviously I'm vibrating with anxiety right now and will not be sleeping because there's so fucking much to do.

LET 🧀 HIM 🧀 MAKE 🧀 CHEESE

Had my first bad experience with Pokemon scalpers today and now I get it. This guy was so incredibly rude and greedy that he made me feel *violent*. Like, I literally wanted to punch this grownass man over Pokemon cards. And not because I wanted cards that bad; because he was such a fucking dick.

*Kid scribbling furiously on her etchasketch in the back seat* Me: Whatcha drawing, baby? Her: I'm not drawing. I'm writing a letter to the government. Honestly it looks pretty similar to the letters I write them.

OH HEY 👀

Okay, so I just made the hotel reservations. We're staying directly across the street from the bigass Amish breakfast buffet. Like, we can just wake up and walk over there. 🔥🔥🔥

I am going on a trip with my mother this weekend and starting my new job on Monday so of course I have massive anxiety, my apartment is a huge mess, and I have not done any of the critical things I need to do before I leave on Friday. 🙃

Welp. www.wired.com/story/gramma...

Evergreen.

If you read this, it doesn't even feel like a win because the "we heard you" statements from the CEO feel like he in fact did not hear us AT ALL. What I read is, "Someone with money & power threatened us so we are now figuring out how to do the same exact thing again but without getting sued."

If you want to have a discussion about AI and ethics, this would be an excellent case study. Great thread; I'm glad someone is reporting stuff like this to the public.

So apparently grammarly stole my fuckin identity