You. RIGHT NOW. The bose juice disaster bois are updated and it mught be even funnier. This fic is such a GIFT

Probly worth saying this is true for me as well. Long periods of busy, feeling blocked (and, in my case, struggling sometimes with physical requirements). But I am in it for good. Literally my spouse knows if something happens to me, to ask Kalan to take over my shit 😆 that's COMMITMENT.

This clip will ALWAYS make me laugh.

Just sitting in my office trying to not vomit in pain via sheer strength of will and remember if its been 2h or 3 since pain meds...yep time to do K again. Siiigh.

Hello, I am Pastor/Adrian I am all about that gentlebeard au life. I lurked for a bit after s1 broke my heart and then started writing and sharing and can't quit them. I write either silly shorts or long, angst/feels (and trope laden) AUs. And I try to cheer along in comments as much as i can!

So I tripped and fell, hard, on concrete, on my bad leg. I hate this shit. I hate the suggestion that I might need to cut back on the work I went to grad school for because the body problems I inherited thanks to being abused. Help me feel better? Give me your best gentlebeard recs/art?

I kind of want to write this...maybe just a lil bsky fic? For funsies?

Can't help but notice that a lot of you sluts have been bad. 😏I think you need some...Hard Discipline? (Feat the funniest fucking joke @kalansphantomff.bsky.social has ever written and some SPICY art @citrussyndicate.bsky.social designed to melt my brain.)

I am SO excited and thankful to have gotten to collaborate with @wyrdingstudios.com thanks to the @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social craft fair and created this STUNNING necklace that is the first thing in nearly 15 years to match my aquamarine wedding ring. Go lookit all their lovely work!

Tbf you could put just about any mel brooks up there

...Well I feel like our fandom is very Seen rn lmfaoooo

When will my love (my craft fair swag) come home from war (show up in mailbox)

I have decided to no longer take advice from anyone without a single tureen. Pro: i do not have a tureen. Con: literally only the absolute worst ppl I know own tureens.

This fandom is the goddamn best. I love that this is the enviroment that we have for one another.

Holy shit the crimes i would commit for Lwaxana sitcom... If I was in charge? Ignore everything post Voyager, call it a fresh timeline, and go 50yrs forward and do another Enterprise. Leave Kirk/Spock alone.

Have you ever asked yourself, what if Game Changer (the Dropout TV version) was OFMD coded? What if Stede was Sam Reich, Izzy wa Brennan, and also SO sick of Stede being an idiot in love with Ed...? What if Izzy's revenge was an elaborate scheme to get two idiots to admit feelings?

Fuck you Artemis II, I"M THE ONE OVER THE FUCKIN MOON! This is amazing!

WIP Wednesday? I'm hoping to post it later today maybe... #ofmd #gamechanger

Shipped out some DICKS (and also fish!) with the help of a very confused but very kind postal employee and anyway the receipt is 42 inches long you guys. Someone check on @ghostalservice.bsky.social. She is *NOT OKAY*

Warning: if you have asthma, have your inhaler nearby. This is some of the funniest shit I've ever read.

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK. Ok now resume.

Did Goofus Doofus Mania infect you and give you Thoughts?? Weeelll have I got Crack treated seriously for YOU! archiveofourown.org/works/81815816

Listen. Tell your therapist your suicidal thoughts. It's a misconception that you get thrown into inpatient for it. We wanna keep you safe in your home and only in extreme situations where you aren't able to do so will involuntary holds occur.(1/2)

EXCITED for everyone who won a cock, my bag of dicks is ready to be depleated

Famdom. I just had a really hard time and had to listen to someone spout far far right propaganda and now I am SAD. Is there a slutty Ed or Stede that can cheer me up?

Stede always plays Mario kart/party as Yoshi. (Not peach cuz that's Lucius) First time he plays with Ed, Ed says "you can guess who i play" (bowser) and stede says Waluigi and gives a 7m explainer that boils down to "funny, great facial hair." Ed, charmed, says "yup!" And is always waluigi now.

Sold a whole bushel of dicks, got my top artist for RBB and we vibe like mfs, wrote somebody a top surgery recommendation today and im only a smol fortune sunk into the fandom market...so yea not a bad Monday so far 💅

You maniacs #fandomMarket #ourfamilyourfight bought out my bag of catnip dicks in under 40min. Undoctored dicks still available and some nip fishes too! www.32auctions.com/organization...

Genius idea just occured to me. #OFMD #FandomMarket look at these wonders. You could take this plank for a mere $8 (supporting the American Immigration Counsel btw)And then you could burn in a name for it. Specifically the name KARL. BECAUSE KARL IS THE BOARD @clairegregoryau.bsky.social 😏

Don't want to spend $4k on a funky chicken? How about a much more modest donation for a cozy blanket where you can re-enact one of the most stunning scenes in S2? It's a commission because you can have teal or purple and YES orange is an option and YES it can/will come with a bum heart!

The fact that I'm gonna be decorating my therapy office from the craft fair says a lot about these pirates and my fandom as a whole.

Just throwing this out there that you could be a cozy warm mermaid...

Folks, I am feeling FED on this fandom. I got RBB slides (!! STUNNING) as well as preview of the auction pieces (my wallet aches already) and I cannot believe we have such gorgeous talent among us!!

Ok no spoilers but RE: Requiem definitely had its references huh...

Sometimes it's WEEEEE and sometimes it's wooooo.

Cold from the winter storms? Want to be warm *and* whimsical? What about a made-to-order mermaid tail blanket! It's the perfect way to manage too much ICE and it could be yours! @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social #craftfair #ofmd

I read a news bit about a new type of speed dating where your bestie pitches you to the singles, complete with a powerpoint and I went "that's such a Stede Bonnet move, someone should write this..." and...well...it's fluffy and sweet and silly! archiveofourown.org/works/79630531

What'dya think he's smilin' about?

What you do with tiny Penis Pal is your business but if you throw it at people that'd be a cool af thing to do.

#ficrecfriday again!? How about an innocent Stede who is going to his first gaming convention (for his daughter Alma of course!) and running into famous GM Ed. only 33k and basically no angst, "Rolling the Dice"

My routine advice is to order your Weird or Controversial food at dinner. If he stops you? Is negatively or demanding/shaming (i wouldn't kiss you etc)nope outta there. Disagreement is one thing but shame, control, etc is a red flag.

Is it ##ficRecFriday?? Ok how about one i love that could be read as a stopping point but I would do crime for the rest. Ed asks his neighbor, confident slutty stede, for help tracking down his exes. Its "Right where you left me" by @beabonnet.bsky.social

Shout out to everyone in the #OFMD fandom who is doing their best to be chill about the hot young gays getting more seasons for #HeatedRivalry by remembering that if we ever get a s3, explicit sex scenes ARE an option!

Or would you prefer a personal mermaid tail? This is mine but a commission is up for grabs - you can pick your yarn/color and size (infant, child, or adult). You'll never be warmer than in this blanket!

How about some cat toys (I will stuff with my own homegrown catnip) shown here with their quality control manager?

how long is too long to call it a "flare up" and just accept that Everything Is Bad now? Asking for me.

I'm feeling somewhat medically trained myself 😂

#FicRecFriday? oooh babes are you ready for an oldie and a fav? How about a practicing jewish Ed with EDS? Who's bar gets a crazy new neighbor who makes him FEEL things?? Criminally under-Kudos'd, go read!

From my 2am notes app *exs Ed and Stede-really good 1 nite stand but stede never calls (still married?) Years later friends set them up on a blind date. I believe its 'abandoned because lack of a resolution but maybe some day...