Oh my God the talent here. The SKILL. It's stunning. Give them some adoration!

Fic Rec Friday time? I wanted a criminally low kudos'd older fic: Sedar Mennace! Ed doesmt want to go home to sedar alone. So bestie Stede decides to pose as his date. Fake dating, Jewish Ed, a forest's worth of pine. Whats not to love? archiveofourown.org/works/46515244

hey @netflix.com maybe BRINGT HEM BACK #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD

My darling OFMD fandom is the literal best. I realized I was frustrated, hurting (unmedicated) and WAY overstimulated. Just sitting with all the gorgeous Stede pics and bts gifs on my bsky timeline was more healing than any of Frenchie’s crystals. ❤️🧡💛💚💙

Please assume in every AU where not otherwise stated, Wee John is just in the background vibing with Evil Mirror Wee John and they're just knitting. No other doppelganger exist. Just Wee John. No, we don't know why either.

If anything encapsulates a chat with myself @kalansphantomff.bsky.social and @citrussyndicate.bsky.social it's this right here 🤣

Who is responsible for reminding me when sign-ups open?? Someone else must @ me 😆

If you liked the silly birdy boys, falling in love over the stupid birds, then can I interest you in the sequel where Ed is trying to propose to his boyfriend, only to run into bird based interference? archiveofourown.org/works/76548556

HEY did YOU know that the ONLY way to improve your mental health this stressful holiday season is to read at LEAST 3 hours of fanfiction smut per day? This is a REAL science fact, provided to you by a LICENSED PROFESSIONAL.

Replacement phone time. What people assume I'm doing: texting friends! Taking cat pictures! What I'm actually doing: READING ALLLLL THE SMUT

I don't *have* to, I WANT to make it gay.

SO due to an unfortunate incident, my phone is a bit....shitfucked? I pre-apologize to every update I'm gonna miss on Ao3, just promising I'm still around and I'll be back reading voraciously as soon as possible!

Hey if @netflix.com is buying HBO, I can think of some properties you should invest in. Like the hit TV show "Our Flag Means Death" which deserves another season at least. Just a suggestion. I think that @david-jenkins.bsky.social guy would be in...

your body isn't ready. Neither is mine. Nobody is ready. We all tremble in fear. Somehow we write the nonsense anyway. So yea I'm getting geared up for January alright ;)

Ok how about a meet cute where Stede's crow friends leave him a mysterious set of keys.... archiveofourown.org/works/74915971

how is this #WIPWednesday treating you? Could you be interested in a feathery nonsensical treat?

Turns out if you give a lot of money to them and answer the questions, colleges just give you degrees to do whatever.

I am not even mad about my man bein called out like this 🤣

Go home AU bot, you're drunk.

What they report about cloudflare going down: X, Chat GPT and (ironically?) DownDetector are down How everyone actually found out: ao3 isn't loading 😭

Hey fandom, show me the Liberace outfit YOU most associate with Stede Bonnet. For me, it's this one!

Who robbed the louve? I mean why not? They've robbed everybody else (sees self out)

The only King I see <3

#ficRecFriday time? Try this: the crew is unsure if Ed/Stede know they're def in a relationship because they're so affectionate/horny while drunk...but claim to have no memory of it sober. It's funny, charming and all the perfection I expect from @roxyqueen.bsky.social Go read it. It's a delight.

What happens when Ed and Jim (and a lot of tequila) get into a debate about who's ass is the nicest? You need an impartial judge...so why did Jim have to pick the hottest man Ed has ever seen to judge the best bum? And why does the lunatic have to take it so *seriously*???

I think the bot had a stroke 🤣🤣🤣

Did I hurt your feelings with last week's Once Bitten? ...Can I make it better? archiveofourown.org/works/629104...

Happy birthday you filthy animal @david-jenkins.bsky.social we fucking love you, you chaotic gremlin #crewforlife #ourflagmeansdeath

OK, I'm gonna be direct. I need Steard. And Chest Hair. what is the best version you have of sexy Stede with a beard? And/or Chest hair? #ofmd #steard #SluttyStede

Poor Ed, confessed his love and Stede ran... i hope nobody does anything crazy this time.... ... ... archiveofourown.org/works/629104...

I am moisturized, trying to hydrate and in *a* lane. Can't that be good enough??

Soft. Neck. Kissies.

Ok it's only a day late because Weather Delay (in that weather problems caused flareups that cause low spoons). But please enjoy this like...8k chapter.

...this might be the best bot plot yet.

HEY BABES! I know it's been slow goin for updates for some projects, and people have been patient AF. So to thank you, please accept this chapter of "Once Bitten" And the next chapter next week and so on. That's right we've got a *posting schedule* commitment up in here!

GIVE HIM HIS HUSBAND BACK YOU COWARDS!

David Jenkins is a known quantity, coming to you with an established, critical hit IP with a fanbase known to go full-ass feral at the *hint* of more. I'm just saying it makes financial sense to me but what do I know? #forRhysie #saveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #GayStoriesDeserveHappyEndings

Hi, thanks for making me CRY, my absolute rectangular KING. I hope you know that we will always absolutely *adore* you (and your costars fyi)

HAPPY DICKFUCK DAY! It's September the First (sorry boss) ((and also the moon is not full)). I dedicate this day celebrating misunderstandings to every time I tried making polite small talk to someone...who it turns out had earbuds in.

my cat when dinner is .2 seconds late...

Me, explaining my depression: I have a need to be a light to others but my depression is like the soot on the mirror of an old style lighthouse. Dims the light unless you keep an eye on it. Therapist: But as a lighthouse, you also push people away TLDR: Pirate Dad get out of my therapy!!

This flareup sucks. It's so bad that having a laptop becomes extremely uncomfortable and it makes it hard to write (or even feel motivated). So I feel guilty about slow updates for my WIPs and like a bad friend for not being around... anyway, I would like a blanket fort please.

I think I can share this #WIPWednesday (a lil late) for Hard Disciplines that I think @kalansphantomff.bsky.social won't begrudge...

David: *vaguely suggests S3 happening ever* Me, Immediately:

Stede's life went upside-down when he got Mary rugby tickets for their anniversary...and then again when the most beautiful man in the world sits next to him. Which would be fine except Stede had volunteered his seats for the kiss cam...

Please recognize how the influencers criticizing birth control and pushing "natural" methods falls *directly* in line with things like Project 2025, and the agenda of groups like the ADF. This is misinformation for an agenda and it's one step further to the Handmaid's Tale future they want.

If you think we've been naughty with the angst, please cmon back. It's safe(r) now. we only ask for your live reactions in the chat (discord)

Me, to the cat: You're a bit of butthole, but you're *my* butthole and I love you. Everyone Else in this Chili's:

I wanted my laptop to do some writing...but the boss disagreed.

Ok EVERY AU is a little bit of a "muppet AU" ngl. Fuck now i wanna write an AU where Stede is a muppet who ants to be a real boy so he can be with Ed, and it ends with Ed choosing to be a muppet, actually.