I am not even mad about my man bein called out like this 🤣

Go home AU bot, you're drunk.

What they report about cloudflare going down: X, Chat GPT and (ironically?) DownDetector are down How everyone actually found out: ao3 isn't loading 😭

Hey fandom, show me the Liberace outfit YOU most associate with Stede Bonnet. For me, it's this one!

Who robbed the louve? I mean why not? They've robbed everybody else (sees self out)

The only King I see <3

#ficRecFriday time? Try this: the crew is unsure if Ed/Stede know they're def in a relationship because they're so affectionate/horny while drunk...but claim to have no memory of it sober. It's funny, charming and all the perfection I expect from @roxyqueen.bsky.social Go read it. It's a delight.

What happens when Ed and Jim (and a lot of tequila) get into a debate about who's ass is the nicest? You need an impartial judge...so why did Jim have to pick the hottest man Ed has ever seen to judge the best bum? And why does the lunatic have to take it so *seriously*???

I think the bot had a stroke 🤣🤣🤣

Did I hurt your feelings with last week's Once Bitten? ...Can I make it better? archiveofourown.org/works/629104...

Happy birthday you filthy animal @david-jenkins.bsky.social we fucking love you, you chaotic gremlin #crewforlife #ourflagmeansdeath

OK, I'm gonna be direct. I need Steard. And Chest Hair. what is the best version you have of sexy Stede with a beard? And/or Chest hair? #ofmd #steard #SluttyStede

Poor Ed, confessed his love and Stede ran... i hope nobody does anything crazy this time.... ... ... archiveofourown.org/works/629104...

I am moisturized, trying to hydrate and in *a* lane. Can't that be good enough??

Soft. Neck. Kissies.

Ok it's only a day late because Weather Delay (in that weather problems caused flareups that cause low spoons). But please enjoy this like...8k chapter.

...this might be the best bot plot yet.

HEY BABES! I know it's been slow goin for updates for some projects, and people have been patient AF. So to thank you, please accept this chapter of "Once Bitten" And the next chapter next week and so on. That's right we've got a *posting schedule* commitment up in here!

GIVE HIM HIS HUSBAND BACK YOU COWARDS!

David Jenkins is a known quantity, coming to you with an established, critical hit IP with a fanbase known to go full-ass feral at the *hint* of more. I'm just saying it makes financial sense to me but what do I know? #forRhysie #saveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #GayStoriesDeserveHappyEndings

Hi, thanks for making me CRY, my absolute rectangular KING. I hope you know that we will always absolutely *adore* you (and your costars fyi)

HAPPY DICKFUCK DAY! It's September the First (sorry boss) ((and also the moon is not full)). I dedicate this day celebrating misunderstandings to every time I tried making polite small talk to someone...who it turns out had earbuds in.

my cat when dinner is .2 seconds late...

Me, explaining my depression: I have a need to be a light to others but my depression is like the soot on the mirror of an old style lighthouse. Dims the light unless you keep an eye on it. Therapist: But as a lighthouse, you also push people away TLDR: Pirate Dad get out of my therapy!!

This flareup sucks. It's so bad that having a laptop becomes extremely uncomfortable and it makes it hard to write (or even feel motivated). So I feel guilty about slow updates for my WIPs and like a bad friend for not being around... anyway, I would like a blanket fort please.

I think I can share this #WIPWednesday (a lil late) for Hard Disciplines that I think @kalansphantomff.bsky.social won't begrudge...

David: *vaguely suggests S3 happening ever* Me, Immediately:

Stede's life went upside-down when he got Mary rugby tickets for their anniversary...and then again when the most beautiful man in the world sits next to him. Which would be fine except Stede had volunteered his seats for the kiss cam...

Please recognize how the influencers criticizing birth control and pushing "natural" methods falls *directly* in line with things like Project 2025, and the agenda of groups like the ADF. This is misinformation for an agenda and it's one step further to the Handmaid's Tale future they want.

If you think we've been naughty with the angst, please cmon back. It's safe(r) now. we only ask for your live reactions in the chat (discord)

Me, to the cat: You're a bit of butthole, but you're *my* butthole and I love you. Everyone Else in this Chili's:

I wanted my laptop to do some writing...but the boss disagreed.

Ok EVERY AU is a little bit of a "muppet AU" ngl. Fuck now i wanna write an AU where Stede is a muppet who ants to be a real boy so he can be with Ed, and it ends with Ed choosing to be a muppet, actually.

Listen. I want to. But ngl. I'm dealing with a *lot* and writing block on top of that. So I might tap a couple, maybe later than I should. But I'm happy to read alll the fics on the way! <3

I use headings in gdocs for chapters so i can navigate quickly. At the bottom of every doc is my outline, reference info etc. It puts it all in bar on the left and makes it easy to hop round for info. For example, here's Once Bitten. Outlines change (sometimes a LOT) but this helps me be organized

@david-jenkins.bsky.social We'll be showing up to alll your panels and shit like this for 20+ years.

*laughs awkwardly in Neglected Child* My favorite movies going into 3rd grade was Die Hard With Vengeance (which was newish) and Lethal Weapon. Which lead to some awkward moments lets just say.

OK artists. I was ready to convince myself to crochet for a craft fair. But I can't draw so I will just signal boost!

I'm so fucking excited that alcohol and bullying has resulted in this insanity please celebrate this 🤣🤣🤣

This is the mad libs of prompts 😆

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After that spicy snip, how about a fun update for Once Bitten? Kinky sex, trauma, and hard emotional conversations! Come enjoy it here: archiveofourown.org/works/629104...

Hey there how about a snippet of "Once Bitten" the omegaverse "fake" dating / real mating fic on this #WIPWednesday??

Calling all artists - this is my *dream* to get to coloring book some of the amazing art I've seen from this fandom!

Who the hell built the time machine and fucked up our time? This Biff Timeline shit is getting old. I'm not mad (I am) I'm just disappointed. Please fix the fucking timeline already.

How about some gentle parenting now? Maybe some...Step Dad Ed week?? Today is pt 1 for the prompt "Growing Pains"!! Please consult a doctor if @stepdaded.bsky.social is right for you. Side effects may include giggles, loud "awwws" and Feeling Something In This Economy.

The times I'm like "sure a lil 50k before bed" is looking fucked up rn. And a wip longer than the Fellowship??

Beginning to think you filthy animals are in need of some discipline. Some...Hard Discipline... 😘 archiveofourown.org/works/593686...

Pillow on the lap means it's time to cat! Happy #caturday to those who celebrate.

This crps flare-up is killing me. I'm not sleeping at night, catching random naps, but still have 0 energy. Can't stand to write long (laptop hurts and can't concentrate anyway). I'm getting a nerve block Friday but my hopes for that derailing my flare-up aren't high.