It's Princess Mononoke. It's always Princess Mononoke.

Connor Storrie has definitely eaten pasta before but I'm not convinced that Hudson Williams has.

wait wait wait wait. wait. i just realized that legitimately over 20 years after all the things she said made me feel so seen that it now gets to happen to ANOTHER GENERATION??? like if i had kids...i could have KIDS...being like "omg a queer anthem, for me?" THAT WAS THE SAME ONE AS I HAD???

not sure how i feel about the fact that i was like "i'm going to be less online" and did all this planning of activities i want to do, hobbies i want to get back to, etc. and then just faceplanted into only being able to think about one stupid tv show

if you keep selling bad deals to customers way too large for you then shitting on how long it takes for the post-sales folks to get customers set up eventually you aren't going to have any post-sales folks willing to work for you just SAYING

I got one of the hep vaccine series-es *in school* because it was new or something and they were so gung-ho on us getting it so that it could be more widely prevented. this timeline is unfathomable

clicked boston.com, saw "At Middlebury, she hoped to start fresh. In Trump’s America, it seemed impossible.", clicked, saw it's about lia smith, immediately froze, too sad

i have a job. i have to do work. i can't just keep thinking about the fuckin hockey gays

I went by a smoke shop last night and the guy literally was like "wow, that's a good idea" when I asked if ecigs were still made, so. :| It can't have been a ban, though, right??? Because like...why? Stuff NOT looking like cigs is arguably WORSE...

If you can't figure out the Lament Configuration do you think the Cenobites would fall for it if you peeled off all the stickers and sloppily put them back on to make it look like you solved it? 🤔❓🧠

Okay I am just saying but if I was an anxious gay autistic hockey player who thought my fuckdaddy was never gonna love me back, I am JUST SAYING, but I would have looked up how to say "I love you" in Russian. I'm not saying Shane shoulda caught it during the monologue BUT IMMMMM kinda saying.

I have alarms set starting an hour from now to try to be out of bed by 7ish to finish getting ready for the cleaners who get here at 8:30 WHY DID MY BRAIN DECIDE TO WAKE UP AT 5 THAT'S GONNA FUCK ALL MY SHIT UP DUDE

What would you even say if you said "I love you" and they said "holy shit" and you said "i mean..." like you mean what??? what exactly mr rozanov do you mean. what.

Heated Rivalry Watch Counter: 5 ✔️

Golden-crowned kinglets in ep6 of Heated Rivalry too, not just the ravens lol

If Shane's palatial lake house can be called a cottage then I'm allowed to call my house that. I'm fully claiming cottagecore 😤 And/or making up "thecottagecore". It's cottagecore but you're rich and fuck a lot???

I have ripped one (1) dart

Low-battery-Baymax!Shane Hollander will never not make me laugh

The circumcision rate is <12% in Russia if anyone was wondering. For some reason.

If I start it again now I can finish by 9:30.........

i just have to say, okay, i cannot focus on *anything else* content wise like if i'm doing stuff, okay fine, i'm doing my tasks, i'm thinking about it and have the soundtrack stuck in my head if i open youtube? nothing sounds interesting. only boys.

changed my marquee sign out at the street to read I JUST THINK WAR IS BAD right after, get a text from the newer of our good neighbors who moved up from TX to get away from the politics down there - "I also think war is bad."

when i was younger, i had a phase where all of my things had to look boring. black phone, black case. black car, no bumper stickers. v glad that i'm in my "cute phone, shitpost bumper stickers" phase instead (did i just buy a pink "i <3 hockey" bumper sticker w/hollanov on it? idk did u?)

ok i fucking did it mostly. i got all the laundry i'd decided constitutes this put away, rearranged my drawers and my closet a tiny bit. REALLY have to get my closet back in shape overall (putting stuff in there for bedroom painting fucked me baaaad lol) but clothes are away, fuck off!

Sorry, but I don't care what Venezuelans think about Maduro being violently deposed by the US. It's not our fucking job to overthrow the governments of other countries!!! I don't care if some of them are happy that we did it. I don't care if ALL of them are happy that we did it! IT'S NOT OUR JOB!

everything is so awful but i am taking so much solace in these goddamn idiot straight man hockey boys watching heated rivalry thinking they're gonna joke about hockey terminology being wrong and then becoming completely feral about it

cable news all day: it was perfectly executed, really quite an impressive strike. just amazing!

The fact that we're at this fucking point where the MAINSTREAM MEDIA, about whom Trump CONSTANTLY COMPLAINS, is PUBLISHING EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO DEFEND HIS FASCIST ACTIONS and I have to agree with SETH "FUCK TRANS PEOPLE" MOULTON JFC

SAME, GOD I FUCKIN' HATE THAT GUY

Here is a snoring squirrel 🐿️ https://youtu.be/ZI5mBS1jhjY?si=qMLUxAPykCCH1clP

It's cute that NYT Cooking keeps posting Heated Rivalry content but it would be cuter if the NYT wasn't almost single-handedly responsible for anti-trans sentiment spreading like wildfire through the US in the past few years!!!

i have so much clothing and i am trying to make myself like...pseudo capsule wardrobes (within the different styles i have) and I HATE IT

i gotta say, as a moley portagee, i appreciate connor storrie being moley up to and including the one on his face. i hope he kept it there because he loves it. my sister always used to say she wanted surgery to remove one she has that's a similar size and placement.

called and yelled at warren, markey, auchincloss('s answering machines) it's not hard you can say whatever you can swear it matters that they hear us

I need the NHL to put their money where their mouth is. Playing songs from the Heated Rivalry soundtrack at games is cute. Reinstate rainbow jerseys & tape on Pride Nights. Work on the homophobia instead of giving in to players claiming religious concerns. STAND UP FOR US.

Heated Rivalry is a show that for me may not need more than one season. I am happy that it is getting another one, but it felt like the story got resolved to my satisfaction in the first one, even if there is definitely more that can happen. WITH THAT BEING SAID.

I got my husband a low d whistle for Christmas which has resulted in me being followed around the house having tunes tooted at me lmfao

The mainstream media is not doing a great job with the Venezuela situation. They are having people on who are like, this shows how focused he is on our own security. This is ABC, GMA. I turned it off. I don't need to listen to people laundering the cover stories of warmongers.

There's just absolutely no way that anyone should buy any of this. He pardoned Juan Orlando Hernández. Who was convicted of the exact kind of crimes that he is accusing Nicolás Maduro of. If he hadn't done that then I could see people thinking he's just an idiot playing World Police. But he did!

He will die. In one ear, a woman whose body has been contorted to meet his expectations, with injections, plastic, and fad diets, will whisper how beloved he is. And in the other, an exhausted nurse will remind him, at hour zero, people will dance in the streets when he's dead.

Dude you got to be fucking kidding me

Absolutely brutalizing some chode on Reddit who is whining about having to pay his fair share if he sells his house in Cambridge and how it's making him want to rent it out instead. A commenter was like, why are you bringing up the millionaires tax...when the OP literally cited it in his post. 🙄

Did the US make some law banning ecigs that actually look like cigarettes, or did they just fall out of favor? I wish Veppo was still around cause I just want a 0% thing to pretend to smoke sometimes and all I have left is an ecigar (maybe one ecig & cartridges but NO idea where).

"did you not notice that Miles is gay...while he was kissing your neck at the club last night"

Ilya Rozanov is a cinnamon roll and I will punch anyone who is mean to him

Shane Hollander is a little bitch

"YOU'RE THE WORST ONE!" is an underrated line

The thing is that Copilot is already pretty useful for software developers, the problem is more that Microsoft is trying to make it the everything AI app to compete with OpenAI, as I understand it.