HELL YEAH BOSTON FLEET AERIN FRANKEL FUCKIN RULES

Aerin Frankel fucking rules I'm so excited to see her in person in a couple weeks 😭

This game is a fucking weird game

“Asked if Americans should worry about Iran retaliating against Americans on U.S. soil, President Donald Trump responded, ‘I guess.’”

I think an under-reported story is just how many communities are facing absolute budget disasters in the upcoming fiscal year. This case in Marblehead is particularly dire, but I'm seeing similar stories across Massachusetts.

My father has produced three children. All three of them have uteruses. He just said the Fleet are "a pretty good watch, figure Hockey East level". 😑

I don't know why they announced that the Fleet game at TD Garden is sold out today because it's been sold out. It was already sold out. It has been sold out since before today.

Time for Fleet vs. Sirens! #everyonewatcheswomenssports

“Fuck around, if you wanna.” - this guy, basically

I feel like you can't say you fired Noem for anything she did when Mullin, you know would have done the same or worse

I work in customer support and if I said shit like this where our customers could see it I would involuntarily no longer work in customer support.

THANK GAHD I GOT SOME SHINY ROCKS

lol (but she'll still have a damn job)

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

we've started to get tickets from customers with similar templates and so i can tell that these people are fucking sending me AI-generated descriptions of their shit and i just WHY FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON AGHAGL;KJKA;J

I just want to say something: fujoshi have been a thing forever. The reason I fucked up my first semester of college so hard I had a mental breakdown & had to go on medical leave for a year is literally because I spent all my time on Livejournal and mIRC roleplaying yaoi and NO, THAT IS NOT A JOKE.

My sister is seriously getting witchbrained at this point. Initially, the normal stuff. We all go, say goodbye. Sit with her, maybe it will make her know it's okay to go. Play music she loves. Make sure last rites are done. And yet, our grandmother persists.

japanese curry is so goddamn good. damn. i am so scared of the instant pot but @sam.codes uses it to make japanese curry so it is allowed to live in my house.

realizing this is funny because i literally have someone make my actual bed in my house

Hope Thomas fucking Tobin is having an awful day. www.thesunchronicle.com/news/state/s...

watching like a hawk for my usps notifs today bc a package was supposed to be here yesterday and is now supposed to be here today that i VERY MUCH WANT, I NEED MY SHINY DOPAMINE HIT, PLS USPS I LOVE U DONT FAIL ME NOW

another work meeting ended by sirens.

I am DONE sleeping in beds other people made. d o n e done. YOU made it. YOU sleep in it.

Okay so we are officially taking down warships which we haven't done since World War II But it's still not a war

There’s another horrific video circulating on the timeline and this is my regular gentle and loving reminder to *turn off autoplay* on your videos so you can give consent to see these things.

Gonna put Sheehy's words here: "Capitol Police were attempting to remove an unhinged protestor from the Armed Services hearing. He was fighting back. I decided to help out and deescalate the situation. This gentleman came to the Capitol looking for a confrontation, and he got one. (cont'd)

Why is there no moral panic about pickleball

🗣️ I DON'T THINK MAKING JOKES ABOUT A DUDE'S MISSING EYE IS FUNNY EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE GUY

"data is missing from this tab" oh the data in the screenshot? that you sent me? of that tab? that you said it was missing from???

If you can provide $3k checks for the entire middle class of America by taxing 900 people a little more, not only should you do it, but you should take it as a signal that your monetary system is broken

why did i just find one of my coworkers on here and also see that i have a shitbunch of mutuals with him. wtf lol

got an apology mixed with a "but our communication overall needs to be better" with the head of hr on the call, and honestly this just means that the person who did this...does not get to have any relationship with me past a civil working one anymore. apologizing doesn't help at this point!

Any female born after 1983 can’t cook, all they know is be bisexual, excrete, have sex and lay egg

i would like the sun to MELT the snow, not just REFLECT OFF THE SNOW AND BLIND MY EYES THROUGH MY WINDOW, please

i am now out $141 of upgrades because they are non refundable. but i have "suspended tickets" so if we go to portugal with this airline like we're thinking about doing anyway, i will have credits i guess.

i cannot, as a massachusettsian, be a fan of the montreal victoire so i need them to stop being so good and i need their logo to stop being so cool and i need poulin to stop being so fuckin awesome

Massachusetts needs a pope so we can excommunicate him.

WE JUST HAD A FUCKING PANDEMIC THAT WAS DISABLING FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST I MEAN

this is doing numbers on linkedin

honestly, everyone who thinks nukes should ever be used should read hiroshima it's not that fucking long you can borrow my copy if you want

Love discussion but after i see a newspaper doing transphobic stuff again i wish i could just go ‘wow thats fucked’ and then not see it over and over all day long as if its anything new

Help: My yellow lab turned into a black lab

I do not need "my absolute pig of a cat didn't eat his dinner and just threw up nothing substantial" on top of all the other stuff, please. I mean come the fuck on.

our head of people DMed me "hi how are you" just before 5 and I'm not thrilled that it's 50/50 on "my boss told her I'm upset" vs. "the people who did this told her I'm upset about how hard we fucked this release up" (also the shittalkers misgendered me which is a nice cherry on top)

Dragged my ass to dance, did not cry in public. Came home to Japanese curry Sam had made.

Note for @universalhub.com followers: No updates there for now because of what Bluesky says is "a known bug that our team is aware of" that's preventing us from logging into that account, alas. No ETA for a fix. In the meantime, there's mastodon.online/@universalhu...

tfw someone's talking shit about you in slack on a call then shares their screen...........

You all know I'll never vote for Newsom, but I'll also never vote for Pete, have a thread.

I will go back to Target when they launch their new FUCK ICE FUCK TRUMP FREE PALESTINE collection, with all proceeds going to ARM THE DOLLS 501c3, their bathrooms are ALL GENDER and they stop selling Jordan Peterson books.

OH HELL YEAH