AFAICT, no one involved with tracker at any level gives one single fuck about verisimilitude, but the most constant insane plot hole is that all these people with no money and no job are able to get their hands on 10K cash overnight.

it's only just now occurred to me that maybe the reason everyone started saying [person's] side profile all the time when profile has always meant side view of a person is the utterly pervasive use of profile as online identity. a million SM profiles to your name, your side profile is ttly different

Watching the vanwives help build their house in Mexico and the patience the builders have for teaching these two women, one of whom has conversational Spanish and the other who is learning Spanish on the fly, every aspect of the building process, is incredible. So much more work!

Having a bad brain checked out day and really wanted some bad tv and not anything new but not anything I had already seen and then I remembered I still have para out and there’s episodes of tracker I haven’t seen which is perfect.

HOW is hyunjin so bad at Pilates? Watching him dance I’d think he was super flexible, but that boy looks like me trying to touch my toes. Clearly I was too distracted by Seungmin in the flying yoga code

Okay but also changbin is the cutest and I truly don’t understand how the other members aren’t just kissing him constantly

Why is Lee know the actual cutest boy in the whole world

Watching fried green tomatoes and wondering what it would be like if it were made now by a queer filmmaker

returned my manager's call, and when reception answered "how may I direct your call", I said "is [manager] still there?" and reception replied, "do you just need to know if she's here?" um, no? i need you to direct my call to her? if she is still there? and if not I need you to take a message? WHAT.

hudson/bulgari is pm the first male jewelry ambassadorship where I can just 100% believe this dude would wear this jewelry in his real life. he looks completely comfortable with way too many rings and bracelets and necklaces draped all over him. well done, team.

Redacted SPN tweet that boils down to get off my lawn even though I sold that house more than a decade ago

The thing I hate about pay by mail bridge tolls is that here I am, months after my vacation, back in the throes of capitalism, being forced to remember the time I was free to just visit friends and wander around California

why do i love so much that it's so easy to tell the difference between shane cuddling ilya and hudson dressed/made up as shane cuddling connor dressed as ilya? like both these things are lovely and adorable, but the difference between them KILLS ME with the loveliness and adorableness.

Omg if you’re going to send me an invite for a calendar we’ve been waiting three months for, and you don’t want me to do anything with it yet, you have to send me the don’t use it email BEFORE the invite, not four hours later. My dude, I’m ALL UP IN THAT BITCH AGES AGO

Why am I suddenly having the urge to watch that Christian slater is a monk movie

insta is very determined to convince me I am the literal only person on earth who has never seen the notebook, and doesn't even have a clue what it's about, only that rachel and ryan kiss.

okay but Pedro Pascal saying "the cupeth run over" to Seth Meyers and his studio audience is the best thing that I've seen today, and I saw Pedro kiss Stephen Colbert on the mouth earlier.

I’m in a never ending battle with one of my coworkers. She apparently thinks three letters of the alphabet should go in each hanging file. I think approximately equal thickness of paper should go in each file. So a, b, and c, all more than 1/2 inch thick, should not be jammed together.

Santa Cruz, CA; Los Angeles; San Francisco; NYC; Brighton (and Hove, now, I know, but my Brighton was just Brighton)

Poppies popping off!

from what I can tell if you score a goal in hockey and your team slams you against the boards it's a celebration but if an opponent slams you against the boards is it a penalty?

Every time I see a gif of hollanov kissing, I think of Hudson saying that he couldn't show his kissing skills as shane because shane isn't a good kisser like Ilya

Yesterday it was 82° feels like 86, and today it’s 55, feels like 46, and can we please just have 70??

I can’t cope with ao3 not working today. I just need my Shane and Ilya!

Sadly it was just three nyc gays in sunglasses but I thought I just saw Hudson, Connor, and Jackson Wang together, and my god the chaos potential

Winona Ryder 1989-1999

Usually I have no problem with which POV I’m going to write in because the plot bunny tells me, or I’m more interested in one than the other, but I absolutely can’t decide between Shane or Ilya for the rimming switch pwp im writing.

Today’s vocal stim is “does Hudson Williams gua sha?” And I reeeeally need to stop before I go to work

Bath, England. I’m sure it’s lovely, but in the few hours I was there I got hopelessly lost and couldn’t find my car, was accosted by a flasher, was pick pocketed, cried in the streets, and had the worst sandwich ever.

Just spent two days reading the 55 chapter fic where Shane’s in New York and Ilya’s in Boston and now can’t sleep because I can’t stop thinking about how easy (logistics wise, not emotionally necessarily) this could be in a country with high speed rail

Well fuck. I stayed up until 1:30am reading fic I knew I could ABSOLUTELY NEVER finish in one sitting. My eyes are on FIRE. This was inevitable given the givens but also it’s a school night 😭😭😭😭😭

I’m so hungry and I really want to work on my fic, but solving either of those issues requires getting out of bed, and that is SUCH an insurmountable obstacle. Yet again I am turning to telling y’all about it because for some reason this is the only way to overcome the AuDhd inertia 😭

Thomas is so happy to be home (he’s been staying with dad) but if he could be happy on my lap instead of my neck, it would be much better for me

I am fascinated by how many reactors don't understand the concept of an all stars weekend. like, I know nothing at all about any professional sports, but it seems like a fairly self explanatory concept. though maybe I just know too many fans who go to all stars weekends, and I've osmosed.

Mom and I were talking about how much email she gets and how much she hates it, and then she made a phone call and then said to me, “I have to say I don’t even open the checks from your friend in NYC anymore”. And I was like, what. All my friends in nyc are fannish so a) don’t know my mom and >

I am HOME HOME HOME.

Wow, I hadn’t listened to Tori Amos in WAY too long what was I thinking

Because we bought plane tickets two days before flying, I’m in a window seat. It’s been very beautiful but I’ve been avoiding getting up. I just realized we are landing in 72 minutes, not 12. Time zones \!/ (I got up)

I don’t really understand how like you can have two people with waists that look the same, but one has a great waist and one has a slutty (perfect) waist. I could not tell you what defines this, and no, it doesn’t really correlate with personality

In my dream world just ONE TIME I will travel with my mom and she will not try to take a full bottle of water through tsa.

I have to admit when mom left me with the job of booking a hotel for the night I skipped over all the budget options and went for low end of nice, and it’s amazing. The beds are SO COMFORTABLE and there’s a bistro with actual real food. We have been eating snacks for five days except lunch yesterday

The fork situation here is a nightmare

We are spending the night at the airport Marriott so we don’t have to sleep in these awful beds again and also can leave for the airport at 5am instead of 4. I truly cannot wait, but I’m not rushing mom to get packed because I’m the best daughter ever (and also we have to wait for check in time)

Habitat has come and hauled off the furniture, so I’m sitting in a wheelchair and the trouble with this is now I want a wheelchair. It’s sooo much better than a wheely office chair for the zoomies

Every time I share a room with someone I think, I’m never doing this again without sleep headphones because I need my audiobook but also I’m a side sleeper and also also one earbud feels super gross to me. But I always forget to get some. I just ordered a pair tho for next time

Yesssss! I've listened to the first book probably four or five times since it came out, and really liked the second one too (though I've been waiting to relisten until the date for book 3 was announced, so it's next in my queue).

4pm therapy seems very reasonable but 7pm therapy because I’m in a different time zone seems bananas. Here we are tho. This is not the week to skip.

Mom and I hit a wall with cleaning out the apartment and are now somehow at Cheesecake Factory for the first time in 15-20 years and somehow I’d forgotten the level of overstimulating this place provides. Even nearly empty

#WiPWednesday After posting hop to it i was ready to go back to my Roselana fic, but then started writing more hollanov instead? idk. we do what the plot bunnies want because otherwise we don't write at all

If you insta and also Hudson, you should follow his stylist neoncomplex she is 🔥🔥🔥🔥