Thomas is loudly sharing his beliefs that I got up TOO EARLY and must immediately return to bed. Unfortunately, as you know (and he does not), capitalism

Sometimes call the midwife is just good background tv, but sometimes it makes me SO GLAD I don’t live in the 60s and don’t have to be a nun

My brain is on F I R E. I did three social things and gave two massages today despite having learned the hard way that my limit of things per day is three. I leave for a week with friends on Friday, so my calendar got out of hand.

absolutely no one asked me, but if we absolutely must namesmush Katelyn and Hudson, it should be Kateson, not Katehud.

haven't been on tumblr for a couple days and thus missed whatever drama changes got made and then cancelled, but all the DO NOT DO THIS posts are still there

Setting up for writing group this afternoon, and realizing this is the first time I’ve had people over since before Covid hashtag introvert life

For years I felt like my therapist was the boat, but lately I’ve been like, she’s more like the life jacket, and I know how to swim and I’m just canoeing so it’s stuffed under the seat, but I keep being reminded I’m actually white water rafting and I do need to be wearing that ish not ignoring it

I have so much I have to do before bed and I am exhausted and in pain and want to do zero things. If my shoulders would stop trying to kill me I would appreciate it

A teen just asked me, “are you wahloowoo” and as always when I’m not expecting to be spoken to, I said huh? And they said, because I saw your Leebit. Are you wahloowoo? And for a fucking miracle I parsed it that time and said yes, because I’m not explaining my queerness breakdown in a parking lot>

Going absolutely feral over this fic in which the queers and their allies are plotting against misogyny archiveofourown.org/works/789099... it’s a WiP still but posts regularly, and if you don’t WiP, I rec subscribing.

Absolutely unhinged combo of boys to send to a nail salon 😂 #RachaLog

Why do I keep forgetting that Sophia bush has a super hot soccer girlfriend? Maybe my brain just wants me to repeatedly have the gift of finding out

I’m sure we went on field trips in school but I only ever remember class trips that were like a week long, like when we went to Yosemite in 7th grade, or Girl Scouts field trips like to walk across the Golden Gate Bridge.

River. Gurl. It’s happy past midnight. Put down the internet and go the fuck to sleep

Anastasia and Aika work wives 5EVA

Search your camera roll for hell

tracker is objectively a bad tv show but also I keep watching it. Why. I deserve better!

It’s been a LONG time since I was in a fandom that I read enough fic I completely forget the plot points of what I read so I can re-read fic mere weeks later and it’s almost if not quite like reading it for the first time again. archiveofourown.org/works/792507... ion this fic is sooo good

Didn’t we already have Easter this year?

i just almost snapped my laptop in half because I looked at a gifset of lee minho holding a toddler and smiling and it's TOO MUCH. I HAVE NEVER NEEDED A MAN TO HAVE A BABY MORE

I am so obsessed with the new color my massage room will be when the painting is finished. The whole everything—trim, ceiling, walls, are a gorgeous pale lavender called Piano Concerto by Benjamin Moore.

Not my gas company sending me a report to announce that my house built in 1942 spends $8 more a month for certified efficient houses of a similar size. YOU THINK???

Lolol oh no, dogs are allowed in the little local hardware store so the front counter has treats, and a very old man was just in with a very large, young dog, and the dog got TOO EXCITED for treats and almost pulled the man right over because he was paying attention to paying instead of dog

In the past 10 minutes I have forgotten the word ceiling, dropped my phone twice, tripped on nothing, fallen into a wall while waiting for the elevator, and kicked a treadmill. Can’t tell if I need food or sleep more

Rufus!!!!

Did they straight up save t’pol’s wig and slap it on Tatiana Maslany’s head

The fact that multiple adults are happy to turn their babies over to eight chaos demons is endlessly amazing also lol this kid with the bread MOOD #skzcode

I just found a Carter Vaughn/JJ fic and now I need to watch HR again because they are both so hot but I have no visual memory so I need a refresher

I really hope the grocery clerk is high af because if not, he’s BADLY dissociating, and bro I have been there :((((

#religion it never ceases to amaze me how many people will tell me how important Jesus is to them and then the next thing out of their mouth is the most racist bullshit. What the whole entire fuck.

Send me all the 😴 vibes so my next client falls asleep on the table because he can talk the hind legs off a donkey and I’m not equipped today

I have to leave for work SO SOON and I can’t drag myself out of bed I really hate everything

I’ve been feeling like my brain is the worst, but therapy has reminded me that now!me’s brain at its worst is way better than past!me’s brain at its best, so the world is still a dumpster fire, but that’s something

Saw a personalized plate: LYA HVO. Now I can’t stop thinking about Ilya and Shane ~arguing over whether their new last name should be Hollanov or Rozander (even though they plan to keep their own names because famous hockey players) and David overhears them bickering about it while washing dishes >

I work in a room at the back of the retirement community fitness center and I’m waiting for my client and looked out and there’s a dude lifting weights in full grandpa striped pajamas and a sleep mask pushed up onto his forehead? At 3:30 pm? No one else seems remotely fazed

lol why does skijiji hate* bang chan *love to torture

I forgot I turned my furnace off yesterday while I aired out the living room so I’ve been sitting here like, why am I so cold am I coming down with something? But no, it’s only 51°F in here :(

I have been trying to go move the laundry for FOUR. HOURS. let’s see if this tricks inertia

I hate that we live in a world where corporate resources are reserved for things like private jets to get one actor 10k miles round trip for 24 hours so he can sit front row at a fashion show, but ALSO I absolutely LOVE that the ROI for a POC who is famous for making deeply queer art that employed >

There’s a new Hawaiian restaurant in town and the food was really good but it was SO STRESSFUL holding a take out container that was half piping hot (chicken rice) and half icy cold (macaroni salad) and it made me feel so 😬😬😬 I couldn’t try the macaroni. Sensory overload, I hate you.

Today, feels like 35°F. Next week, 79°F. Lemme refill my purse and car Tylenol

WAIT. WE GOT SAVE DRAFT?????

I saw something the other day positing that Shane cannot swim, hence him sitting on the rock and on the sun lounger, and it made me realize that I had just given Shane my strong aversion to having wet fabric touching me, thus he loves swimming but only skinny dipping 😂😂

I really like this reactor’s videos, but he shortens Svetlana to “svet” and this is for some reason INSANE to me. I keep thinking, okay, but Brit for Brittany is fine to you, so… but nope. I cannot reconcile this for some reason. CANNOT.

I have been needing to fill out this paperwork for I thought like a couple weeks but finally I sat down this morning to do it and it’s due TOMORROW so I’ve had it for at least a month 😭😭😭 (fortunately I can drop it off in person rather than via the postal service)

My god. Yes I had to climb on step stools and wedge my hand between clocks and the wall to change time on my analog clocks but I somehow accidentally turned on the alarm on my task light clock and couldn’t turn it off again even after looking up the manual until I accidentally hit the right combo 😭

There’s no indication Covid exists in this universe but my anxiety when a character has a cough and fever in March 2019 is THROUGH THE ROOM

lol the other day I saw a car sticker that was a huge, glittery, blue jay head with a glittery red maple leaf on its neck and lowkey wondered what it was for and I’ve just learned from a gay-hockey-show fanfic that it’s a baseball team

How does an animal that clearly has no bones (cat) have SO MANY elbows :(

lololllll i just got deeply mad at Ilya because he was thinking about how when he was young he used to sneak off and fuck a player on a rival team, and I was like, WHO WERE YOU FUCKING THAT WASN'T SHANE. and then I realized that it WAS shane and I'm an idiot who has been reading for hours w no food