Ugggh I turned off the fan because smoke but forgot to turn on the bedroom ac so it’s 91°F in my bedroom but it’s also midnight so I gotta go to bed 😭😭😭😭😭

i have never in 20 years found myself in a fandom with a "just the tip" kink, and it’s EVERYWHERE in hr fandom, and i’m feeling extremely ykinmk and I’m working on that being okay about it.

We both work in highly skilled, licensed/certified jobs with zero crossover of skills or experience, so I think we should stay in our own lanes. Also he would go crazy inside a week doing my job and I would go crazy inside a day doing his.

💔💔💔

I cannot tell if Enola 3 is actively less delightful than the first two or if I’m somehow not in the mood to be delighted

Oh noooo this poor reactor who is SOBBING their way through episode 3 is not gonna survive 4-6. Like. At all.

Smoke season has started, but at least post 2020 I’m never having to race to Ace in the hopes they haven’t run out of n95s yet

If I went to the store I could get a shrub started today and have it for tomorrow but I don’t really want to go to the store.

@traceynick.bsky.social well. I just burst into tears of fandom love overwhelm at the comment you left me 14 years ago, so thank you 😘😘😘

I haven’t reread my MCR cyberpunk vampire fic in more than a decade idt, but I got a comment and started reading it, and damn. It might be the best thing I’ve ever written. Lowkey hilarious as I am not remotely a vampire person, and even less a cyberpunk person, but idk. I did good work here.

I had such a good time at last week’s pool party and I really should go again today but also I think I really need a day of zero inputs and the thought of a wet bathing suit touching me is HORRIBLE

I found online community after brokeback mountain came out, and through that fanfic and live journal

TFW you keep getting more infinite lives on the stupid fish game and suddenly it’s 1:43am

I always forget how very much I love Eve Myles until I see her in something again

Just thinking about how there’s more crossover than you’d think between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans, except the echolalia keeps saying the dumbest bears and smartest humans

i have just remembered that my biggest ever contribution to tumblr fandom was adding a comment about the vocative comma to a post about cheese

😭😭😭 I messed up and didn’t realize my cleaner was coming today so the house was chaos central, but she still cleaned and there’s lots of piles but it’s also lovely to start the weekend with a clean house (she usually comes mondays)

I have just been informed that pepper jelly, which I have only ever eaten or craved in summer is a WINTER seasonal item??!?!?!!! Am I a freak? Cheese and crackers is for summer lunches. Winter is for hot foods. I am confusion

I have arrived at my destination but my car has A/C and I have an uphill walk across a large concrete expanse to get to the building and it’s 96°F and I just do NOT want to do that.

for some reason my tumblr today is ten thousand posts about scott and kip divorcing and one post showing me a grumpy binturong, when OBVIOUSLY it should be the opposite of that.

Lordt. Apparently I need to be more careful about what state my vpn says I’m in, because some of the default ones on there (based on places I’ve visited since I got it) are in age verification states ://///

As a book purist, I hated the 1970s little house show SO MUCH, and ngl, I was prepared to dislike this new version for a whole host of new and adultier reasons, but I actually enjoyed it so much.

Oh my god that baby is BEAUTIFUL.

Lolol autocorrect just turned little house on the prairie to little house in a crisis and I can’t stop laughing

I was definitely going to see my client who lives two minutes from the cancer center on the way home, but I have to go back to the dentist for exam and X-rays at 3 and all my patients today have lung cancer so I’ve had three hours listening to dreadful coughs, and 1 more thing will actually kill me.

Lollll coworker/friend just asked if I’d heard of swimming, which, 🤨🤨, but it transpired she’s just discovered the thing where you’re still a virgin if you stick it in but moving is the sin, so a friend has to jump on the bed for you (?details) and now I can’t remember what it’s actually called.

Well, fuck. I stayed up past midnight on Wednesday night AGAIN before my early start. Why does Wednesday River want Thursday River to suffer

SCREAM I’m reading a hollonov uni au, and shane just told Ilya Justin Bieber is way too old for him, and that’s how i learned that a) justin is about 10 years older than I thought, and b) this must be a modern AU too 🤣😭

when the chapter count is 5/8 and you think you're on chapter 4 but really it was five and there is NO MORE

omg this reactor who DESPERATELY wants Scott to actually be a serial killer, girl how many times have you watched hannibal?

oh oh oh i forgot, usually i get to pick the dental polish flavor and I always pick mint, but today they only had birthday cake flavor. BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVOR. not right AT ALL to have cleaning happening with a face full of birthday cake. better than the poison banana flavor. but BIRTHDAY CAKE?

it is REALLY humbling to be met with an outpouring of offers of real, practical, time-consuming help, specific and without having to decide what you even need. I was not raised to expect help to be forthcoming from any quarter, and to even hint you might need it was a weakness. I’m overcome.

Usually my hairdresser leaves me with the towel after washing my hair, so I can capture all the drips, but yesterday she didn’t and I had drips for the rest of my haircut. Sensory nightmare. Today I had a dental cleaning with more drips plus all the rest of the horrors, and then parental annoyances>

Brie and pepper jelly on crackers with celery and peanut butter for lunch I am SOOOOO HAPPY

How did I not anticipate that HCR would have to explain why she will not be running for senate

One of the old ladies in the gym is reading island of the blue dolphins, with the cover from when I was in elementary school and I just did a little choked sob thing when I saw it. FEELINGS

The way tom smiles when anyone refers to Zendaya as his wife makes me really want to see how Connor does Ilya smile when someone calls Shane his husband

Saw a truck just now, and before I had processed anything about it except it was white, something screamed WRONG WRONG WRONG. Then I realized it had an Oregon business and number on the door, but Texas plates. You are waiting to get pulled over and a hefty fine, bro.

lol you make one mention of a sport on the internet and the algorithm comes for you. On the plus side, it served me just a bunch of the giant guy scoring goals and kissing dudes. Also, did he really score a goal with his junk at one point or was that a trick of the camera angles

Just woke up at almost 10am wretched and confused, and mad that once again I am too late to air out the house but then remembered I was awake between 3 and 7 and went downstairs and aired the house out at 5:30. Hope I closed it up again 🙃

I can no longer say I haven’t seen any World Cup because the USA game is happening in this exam room

Last night mom confessed that she fell in the street on Tuesday and her head “bounced off the pavement” and then today she fell again and hit her head on the floor. She’s lowkey annoyed I insisted she get a scan, but she hit her head hard enough to bruise twice in under a week, so tough shit

There’s a class at the fitness center billed as “how to pick things up without blowing your back out” and I can’t figure out if I’m too young or too online for this wording to feel questionable

Been thinking about how I would apportion UBI for children between their caregivers and trust for the start of their adult life and spending money for them, and how this would make conservatives SO MAD because financial control is so important to their lifestyle choices

I was already tired at 9:30 and was just gonna quick check tumblr and go to bed, but there was a fic rec post and now it’s midnight :((((

The absolute stab in the throat that is a grown man listening to his grandfather’s record collection and busting out NIN downward spiral

Was just at a block party with my parents, and I’ve met them all already and they all moved here from California. But we went around and said where we were born and I was the only one born west of the Mississippi. Unless Korea counts.

It is very hard to get my brother to answer direct questions over text but I have finally learned my nephew’s girlfriend’s name, AND that the new puppy is a lab and golden retriever mix

No, you come here, no you come here, gets me EVERY TIME

Just spent four hours bobbing around in a pool full of lesbians and dogs, and it was pretty great