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There are people at choir talking about a tv show and it’s not heated rivalry and I can’t figure out why 😂

Screaming. Sophie. PLZ 🤣🤣🤣

lol surely there has to be more than one garment (🐔🧦) for something to be an outfit, Connie baby

I was shocked that two grown, bi women didn’t know what frottage was and that made me realize that fully grown women can be not old enough to have ever seen Beautiful Thing and had to look up frottage in a paper dictionary because you didn’t have the internet yet. And like. 👵🏼👵🏼👵🏼

I hate when two boys on a show really need to kiss each other but you know the show will never make them kiss each other and almost certainly will make them kiss girls instead

The problem with having watched Riley is now I have seen Connor!Ilya kissing boys and Connor!Liam kissing boys I absolutely cannot stop thinking about Hudson saying Connor was the better kisser. I need to see Connor kissing ALLLLLL the boys

Having one of those days where I WISH my head was full of bees because actually there’s a whole swarm of wasps and another one of hornets up there, but my first client today was SO LOVELY and that helped a little

I really need to be able to call off work “if I have to put on outside clothes I will die”

I wrote almost 1k words today but most of it was me somehow shipping two OCs in this fic that’s already about side characters who never even met in canon. And a little was Shane’s puberty in an omegaverse AU

The Connor storrie is a gay high school student with long blonde curls who makes out with the star football player movie, Riley, is free on YouTube and is very Friday Night Lights meets Heartstopper in a really good way

my therapist, who has never been more than 2-3 minutes late to an appointment without messaging is now > 20 minutes late to our appointment and there's been no message at all. It's normal to send her a "please let me know if you're okay" email, right? I'm concerned she's had a health emergency

If you enjoy HR reactions, these bisexual comedians, one originally from Russia and one from Ireland, are a good time. Definitely not trying to keep monetized 😂

I discovered fandom 20 years ago and like 17 years ago discovered a crippling wing squick. Since I broke up with SPN I keep thinking it’s gotten better but stray kids is DETERMINED to prove to me it HAS NOT 😭🤢😫

Every time I see Australians talking about heated rivalry and say something about spending their whole summer break watching the show I think about how I want to spend my whole summer watching it and also my whole spring and maybe fall

Lollll maam, idt you can say “they’re laying pipe” about heated rivalry and expect me to think you mean foreshadowing

No makeup, fresh short hair channie looking like the hottest dyke in the club

Not me worrying that my plot point won’t work because I’m getting it wrong which combo of alpha/beta/omega male/female can get each other pregnant, before I finally remember that all omegaverse rules are completely made up and I can do what I want

My very first favorite song was the muppets show theme song, but my first favorite heard-on-the-radio song was The Devil Went Down to Georgia

My god nothing in a WHILE has made me feel as old as realizing that renowned fifteen yo Nathan Maloney is now a silver fox

I’m on sale again!

So far today I have teared up about all these things before noon: my cat; Michelle Williams; Hudson Williams; Kim Seungmin; Han Jisung; Ilya Rozanov; toy dinosaurs; music in Heated Rivalry; Svetlana Vitrov, and Shane Hollander. It’s not even noon.

My house sounds like it’s going to blow apart in this wind and I am not into it. 😬😬😬

Is there a practical function for the laces on the front of a hockey jersey, and if so, what is it? Tbf the context I’m closely examining it in is guy who got some merch at a hockey game wearing it while talking into a mic and playing with the strings

Mom was a school librarian, so I read almost all the Newberry books, but the ones I imprinted on most are Island of the Blue Dolphins, A Wrinkle in Time, Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, Roll of Thunder Hear my Cry, Dicey’s Song, Sarah Plain and Tall, and Holes.

Scream not Kelly Clarkson confidently telling Renee Elise Goldsberry, “I’m older than you”, when she is more than a decade younger

I have been trying to go to bed for almost two hours, and instead I’m still scrolling insta on the sofa with my eyes burning. My algo is such a perfect storm of hr, skz, adorable animals, and funny lesbians tho. Zero doom, all scrolling.

Hey, hey you, want a hot hollanov breeding kink fic? YEAH you do!! archiveofourown.org/works/78332521 @mwestbelle.bsky.social

Definitely an octopus about this 🐙 www.instagram.com/reel/DT5I2ru...

If you have not read one of Jenn’s fics before, this is a great place to start. If you have, you are probably not even reading these words because you’ve already clicked the link below

I would love to know the exact numbers on how many of the people who’ve read the HR books haven’t seen the show versus how many show watchers haven’t read the books (in a few months when the show has had its widest distribution)

It causes me physical and psychic pain that I cannot smooch Rachel Maksy’s new puppy 😭😭

Why don’t I have any timtams

This explains some things

I have now seen Harry’s new MV and also listened to the song absent the MV, and I think I like the song much better on its own. I will freely admit I may be spoiled by Stray Kids MVs, which are a very different vibe

Sorry, I know I already posted almost this exact picture, but it showed up again and bodied me completely, and I’m sharing the pain/pleasure

sometimes I can get out of my own way, and other times I obsess over whether or not I'm adding too much detail to a scene in the first draft and thus struggle to write anything, because so many details are flooding my brain. That is what editing is for, River! Just put it all in there!

dealing with my anger by donating to folks in this thread, if you want to join me

I absolutely cannot watch glasses back on without tapping my own face #HeatedRivalry

Showing my age but I do think Love Shack would be an incredible needle drop in HR season 2

Who is more unhinged? Ilya for going to the gym without headphones, or Shane for going without water?

Smashed my protective screen cover in a way that was cutting me, so stole one of mom’s extra screen protectors, but apparently my old one was anti glare because what the fuck is this sun reflection??

I am deeply grateful to live in the part of the country not getting a massive ice/snow event but my GOD the high pressure system we are getting instead and the shitty AQI it’s brought with it are doing a number on my head 😬🥴🤢

The sofa inertia is catastrophic tonight, pals. Can’t keep my eyes open but also can’t go to bed. Fingers crossed complaining to the internet works

The thing about Holly Hunter is that she has sexual chemistry with absolutely everyone and several walls and pieces of furniture to boot and most of these people are her students

I saw a man at a red light today who was holding what looked for all the world like a 3D printed unicycle

So glad so many of my army friends got tickets and I’m sending the BEST vibes for fanfen trades/resale for the rest of you 💜💜💜💜💜

Forever 🚩 im afraid, a man with a birthday in the first half of the 1900s who last had a massage in Bangkok when he was in the army 😡😡😡

Late to the party again…

Lee Minho, your SMILE