when you drop your phone all your apps should go flying out like sonic’s rings

i bet a chant of “tiny baby coming through” would really get bovino’s goat, feel free to take that one, minnesotans

these brown shirts are such obvious bait, just be chill and let them stomp on your head

cake, gun, bangs, mascara #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

oh my god

Alt S2 opening storyline for Blackbeard that just occurred to me: Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs. Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.

Re: Ed’s bangs Has anyone done a version where Ed takes to the scissors after his latest (and truly final) boozy breakup with Jack? And then he wakes in the cold light of day and panics. +

Michael B Jordan and Wunmi Mosaku have been nominated for their first-ever Oscars for their performances in ‘SINNERS’ See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26

‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26

Some abstracty pieces cause they’re all I really do. Made them for @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social’s “blue as cut sapphires and shining like gold” 💎☀️

only thing blue line i recognize 🫡

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

Republicans are why we've torched our relationships with allies, but Democrats are why we won't be able to repair them later.

Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful Me: Hey, thanks! Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say Me: Excuse me??

Manicure loving Stede who only gets clear polish because he just wants his nails to look neat and tidy but he always looks longingly at the colours and designs but never gets any and then one day at work his coworkers (the crew) are calling him boring and at first he laughs it off but another day+

day 562 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

✨SHE✨ #OFMD #OFMDfanart

looking through my photos and found this fanart for lore olympus by @rachelsmythe.bsky.social i did back in 2022 💖💙 (this was the early days of me having procreate and was still playing around with it)

Stede and Ed.

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don't need to be humble when you're correct 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

more lascaux honse worry stones, just in time for the year of the horse (honse) reopening shop on jan 24, 2pm CT #ceramics

I think this is an extremely important point. No government has successfully restrained these people, many have actively enriched them, and they are using their wealth to buy the world they want to see at the cost of ours

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

I have been told that this undercover ICE agent tried to get observers to scan a QR code “for his website”. The QR code did not resolve to a link. DO NOT SCAN UNKNOWN QR CODES FROM STRANGERS. This is a massive security risk! Bad things can happen to you if you do it! Stay frosty, friends.

This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index

all fics now uploaded! link in bio~ NOBODY post any fic for like an hour at least. let me feel accomplished for a min 😭😂 keeping up with y’all is no easy feat lmfao

If you wanna post some high minded "Americans you need to understand the rest of us hate you" thing like it's news, it's pretty fair game for the Americans to get mad at you right back. You don't get to be a crybaby about that because you're being a bitch to people under tremendous stress.

Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives. Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.

You cannot overstate how startling it is to see a politician just say the thing with clarity and poise. No fearful hemming. No overwrought qualifying down til it’s meaningless. No lingering sense that there is a loyalty to a donor class or an ideology of stasis that they’d never admit to.

ed wrong number texts this question to stede as he’s panicking and wondering what the fuck is wrong with him and is about to send a million apology texts, stede responds with

∴｡　 　･ﾟ*｡. 　　･ *ﾟ 　 ･ ﾟ* ･｡ *･｡ *.｡ ｡･ °*. ﾟ｡ °*. ﾟ*. ｡｡ ･ ｡ ･ﾟ ｡°*. ｡*･｡

"He is the most interesting cephalopod in the world." 🐙📷 David Maass (www.flickr.com/photos/maass...)

ed wrong number texts this question to stede as he’s panicking and wondering what the fuck is wrong with him and is about to send a million apology texts, stede responds with

So now the’re death camps.

microdosing the horrors by being awake

Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha

Friend’s extremely Minnesota protest sign

friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone

Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.

Do you like Ed and Stede? Do you like cats? Have I got the fic for you!! Plus @kninjaknitter.bsky.social just made a podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/77693636 🎧 Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/77632781 A gift for @wardrobespierre.bsky.social & betaed by @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social 💖🐱🐈‍⬛🫶😻

bad brain day today 🫤 i know it’s my period/stress/being tired, but i feel like i just annoy people & i don’t wanna bother anyone & im thinking about fears i have that are likely not going to happen & even if they did it’s so far into the future that it’s not something for me to think about now 😖

I made my own for tonight's protests!

i think one of the funniest emotions a person can go through is finally getting to a classic novel or film and discovering that it is in fact a masterpiece just like everyone said because you can’t help but be a little mad. you’re in awe of something truly beautiful but you’re also like goddamnit

Scary dog privilege. #ourflagmeansdeath #OFMD #illustrationartist #fanart

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

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