"Why Does Winter Feel So Long" 13x22" Watercolor on hot press. For "Fruiting Bodies," on view now at @poetictigergallery.bsky.social View the show: poetictiger.com/collections/... #watercolor

I couldn’t help myself. If you’re in the US, I wish you the best possible weekend in whatever circumstances you find yourselves. If it gets weird, remember your pirate friends are in your pocket, and love you just how you are.

mary singing jolene but changing the lyrics to be like eddie im begging of you please take my fucking man

BEGGING people to write an actual fucking description in the alt text and not just a silly joke that helps no-one.

Lila Love Leaf 🍁

I'm participating in Big Bang for the first time and I was immediately lucky enough to be matched with the fantastic @teadragonhoard.bsky.social and illustrate their fic One Hundred Years (the tags may shock you, but I assure you that this story is definitely worth reading!❤️‍🔥) #OFMD #OFMDBigBang2025

Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡

Modern AU GentleBeard Meet Cute with Stede’s kids

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

ed and stede are talking about rocky horror picture show in a reality tv au when evelyn shows up. It's about two in the morning, and everyone's feeling a touch leftist.

Jesus Christ, have none of these people read science fiction? If you have compelling evidence that ChatGPT is a *person*, the ethical thing to do is to call for banning its use immediately and making sure that you aren’t enslaving a conscious being.

gonna start using social media less and use the time saved to hit myself in the head with a shovel

this is mesmerizing

Lila Kneads a Blanket

this might seem like a flippant comment, and it is that. but, in all honesty, if your concern when it comes to people reading your book is getting paid and not, more people reading your book, you are in the wrong business. go get paid to do something people actually get paid for. like, selling drugs

I will take this dumb take as a flimsy springboard to show the absolutely exquisite apple pie that my friend made of me and my husband for our wedding

“longer than ever” my parents still have the same fridge from when we moved in….30 years ago. i’m sure they have an old box tv somewhere that might work and we only stopped using cause my mom wanted something that looked newer. stop encouraging planned obsolescence.

It’s bedtime, and Alma and Louis won again. Ed finds it hilarious, Stede not that much. He’ll have to exfoliate his face twice as much as usually ! #ofmd #ofmdAU

Hi my loves ❤️ I know this time of year is hard for so many friends. For those struggling: how can we help? My mom and I used to rely solely on the food bank, so I make sure to donate as much as I can when I’m able. I love you and I’m thankful for you 🫂 #TITT #AsACrew

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

“the first fandom”

i’m taking an emotional intelligence quiz for my business communications class & it’s one that asks how well you read people based on facial expressions & it’s so clinical & i feel like it’s made for aliens to understand humans in order to blend in

my dad showed this episode (and a couple of others) to me a couple of years ago on thanksgiving and i need to remember to go back and watch the entire series cause it’s actually pretty good

47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.

I see that heart on Marilyn’s left backside and I just think Stede like this. ;) #ofmd #stedebonnet #marilynmonroe

I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

OFMD where everythings the same except every few weeks there's a fad on the ship Stede has to ban because someone (Pete/Archie) took it too far. So far Stede's thrown a chest of something called "poges" overboard, forbidden the word skulduddery & just about stopped a duel over a Chinese finger trap

I've got a customisable Revenge sticker board! 🏴‍☠️ And some lovely acrylic charms! 💜 Also OFMD enamel pins and affirmation deck (in case you haven't seen these before)! ✨ ko-fi.com/illustory/shop

American friends, I've seen a couple of IF YOU HAVEN"T STARTED DEFROSTING YOUR TURKEY IT'S TOO LATE posts, so just a reminder that air is terrible for heat transfer and you can also safely and (relatively) quickly thaw a turkey in cold water: www.fsis.usda.gov/food-safety/...

i won runner up! 🤩 this on top of our friendsgiving in class this morning has made today really good

Stede often thinks back on that night in the top. Unfamiliar and soft leather on his skin, warm brandy on his tongue, the smell of spiced tobacco permeating every breath. It was as if the sea had risen with them when Ed's waves caught the moonlight just right. They still do. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me

I literally haven’t drawn in months but I have muscle memory for these two apparently

got that drip (post nasal)

in case bluesky starts revealing account locations let me get ahead of this and admit that no i’m not actually from here (earth)

Well and truly docked

okay yes ed in the kitty bell collar but have we considered ed with festive little bells on his nipple piercings

✨ Cursed DILF ✨ #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

every time a community tests ubi or free housing for the homeless the result is always "holy fuck this works incredibly well and costs less than existing solutions!" and then every politician alive does this

stede bonnet at the start of a modern au

Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪

I found a big sign at the thrift shop with some live/laugh/love stuff on it, so I painted over that with my to-do list. Feel free to make it yours, too.

✨remain whimsical✨