Check out this Ned Low art I commissioned from @mahnah.bsky.social. You should commission them. #nedlow #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

Check out this Ned Low art I commissioned from @mahnah.bsky.social. You should commission them. #nedlow #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

Kissing...with tongue

Went down a rabbit hole earlier for a coworker who wanted to know if any ice cream companies still made neapolitian ice cream you could slice. Turned out not only was there one in Michigan, but they sell it at a grocery store that’s up the block from where we work. Wasted 35 minutes. Got results.

Attn US #OFMD fans! Want to join us for David & Anapela's Interview as a Crew / Coffee Breaks, but not sure of the times? Check out the US Panel times below and the thread for Coffee Breaks! EDT: 4pm CDT: 3pm MDT: 2pm PDT: 1pm www.siren-events.co.uk/dave-and-ana... #OFMD #SirenEvents #IAAC

ATTENTION ILLINOIS PALS: This event is *this* Saturday. And *I* am going to be there (Table 52, baby!) with copies of all of my books for sale! And there's gonna be a TON of other authors as well as vendors selling crafts and such! Only $5 to get in (pay at the door), and over 100 tables to peruse!

Oh, I gotta read this

"Watch the flow!" (Did a little editing to this older piece! Made it a little less cursed. ;)) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

People in or near New Jersey: look at this amazing opportunity!

Purring grumpy old lady

I swear, every time ut is nice outside and we have the windows open, the neighbors start burning stuff in their backyard. Then we have to close everything or the house stinks. 🤬

a fun new #steddyhands Situation that i'll be using for kinktober fills 😘

Trump just signed an illegal executive order designed to target his political opposition by designating them terrorists and using the DOJ, IRS, FBI, and the JTTF to investigate and charge liberal organizations, funders, members, and protesters. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

New #OFMD tattoo - his head is made of smoke!!

He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.

me: what do you recommend? waiter: oh. uh. the water is good me: I already have water waiter: oh right right. uh. how is it? me: sublime

It's unusual for Presidents to give medical advise. But this week President Trump told parents to delay giving their kids a hep b shot until they turn 12. Doctors say this is bad and dangerous advice.

Stede's started putting googly eyes on objects around the house, uncertain if it would annoy Izzy or if Izzy would find it amusing. Izzy finds it hilarious and Stede can hear him wheeze-laugh in another room when he finds a newly decorated item.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

BREAKING: Starbucks just announced a $1 billion restructuring and will close 59 unionized stores — nearly 10% of union locations. It includes the Roastery in Seattle, one of its busiest shops. CEO Brian Niccol made $100 million in four months last year.

Trump: 'We are so broke 15 million people need to lose their health insurance.' Also Trump: www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-...

the gentleman pirate I presume... #ofmd

Izzy: Stop thinking whatever you're fucking thinking. Stede: What? Izzy: You always make that face when you're about to say something fucking stupid just to piss me off. So stop. Stede: I love you. Izzy: Stede: Izzy: Stede: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup. Izzy: I KNEW IT!! Incorrect Stizzy.

This is incredibly satisfying, in large part because Timothy Olyphant worked on a lot of classic stuff with great dialogue and you get to luxuriate in it again. But also, he's a great interview, and truly funny.

#CJizzy After their first “date”, Jack brought a black coffee from the expensive place uptown and walked it up to Izzy’s doorstep. Izzy opened the door in a robe with his readers perched on his nose and his laptop clearly open on the kitchen table behind him.+

With all the shit going on in this country and the world, it's nice to read about good people taking care of each other. #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/20...

trying to clear some space & rustle up some scratch — only shipping to the US, will cut deals if you’re tryna buy more than one. gonna put everything on eBay or something later today

Title: Son of a Sinner Fandom: #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd Characters: Izzy, Jack Pairings: Izzy/Jack Word Count: 500 Rating: PG-13 A/N: Modern AU Summary: It's been a winding road, but they're both still here. #CJizzy archiveofourown.org/works/66249481

WOW. The lead plaintiff is a Latino man who's been here legally for 24 years. He was grabbed off the street by plainclothes federal agents who didn't even ASK about his status. He was detained overnight and only released once a supervisor realized he had been illegally arrested.

The Good Stuff

Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"

*listening to my coworker talk about not playing sports anymore cause he doesn’t want any more injuries especially fucking up one of his knees* me, internally: this happened to my close personal friend Roy Kent

President Trump says an old drug that acts like a vitamin can reduce autism symptoms in many children. The science doesn't support that claim.

$30k confirmed donations to @theyoungcenter.bsky.social !! Well done #OFMD fandom!!! #ywmlp

Anyone else have a coworker who bitches so much about doing the thing, the thing would be done if they’d spent the bitching on that?

I met two superheroes from the theme park Fuji-Q Highland—Eejanaika Red and Dodompa Pink, who are named after rollercoasters in the park. They are actually secretly villains who enjoy hearing park guests’ screams, steal kids’ ice creams, and cut in line.

I feel like a Jack that likes Stede, or wants to tease him, would call him goldilocks. I also feel like this thought is for @lovelaced.bsky.social, partially brought to you by @trashass6969.bsky.social

Have you heard a kitty motor today? 🧡 She’s got the loudest engine on the block. 😂

Trying out some light/mood stuff idk. But hmmm them :) #Edizzy #ofmd

Title: Pull Your Thumb Out Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath Characters: Stede, Jack Pairings: Stede/Jack Word Count: 2258 Rating: NC-17 A/N: Modern AU Summary: Hitchhiking, intrinsically, is sexual and dangerous. - John Waters archiveofourown.org/works/71320011

The way Izzy is literally *shaking* during this. The expressions that go over his face are just masterful. Like there is so much inside this tiny little scene.

Can be redeemed multiple times 🧋🍪

It feels like this is becoming a more common mass shooter profile: Someone who's interested in politics but not as a vehicle to express clear values or a coherent viewpoint. He just wants to mock anyone who takes it seriously.

Everyone thinks they're fucking when they put Do Not Disturb on but they're actually building The Endurance

The good news is, this detection was not a locally-breeding screwworm infestation. The bad news is, how confident are we that inspectors found all the screwworm in this and other cattle shipments?

I want a montage of Izzy materialising behind people and asking "Whatcha doing?"

Meh. It is 68% humidity in the building. I am hot and damp and it is making me feel shittier than I already do.