Y’all, they’re selling Girl Scout cookies in the lobby at the grocery store.

stackham variation, nouveau riche older jack and a young stede from a formerly wealthy, now impoverished, aristocratic family. the fun challenge would be here to still keep them in character

Really should go buy a few things at the store. Wish everything wasn’t so damn expensive now. The cheap burger should not be $7.49 a damn pound. Orange juice shouldn’t be over $4 for the smaller jug. Meh

“Listen … you go tell Billy’s mother, and I’ll start looking for another old tire.”

Our court system is largely working, with the exception of the most important court

Laundry in the washer. Cat boxes cleaned. Wrote and posted 2 fics. Now I want to get some reading done.

Something extremely funny could happen tomorrow

Dom Jack/Sub Stede Title: Valentine's Treat Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath Characters: Jack, Stede, Lucius, Pete Pairing: Stede/Jack, Lucius/Pete Word Count: 1078 Rating: NC-17 A/N: Modern AU Summary: Jack gives Stede exactly what he wants for Valentine's Day. archiveofourown.org/works/79604816

Title: Sweets For My Sweet Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath Characters: Lucius, vampire Ned Pairings: Ned/Lucius Word Count: 500 Rating: R A/N: vampire AU Summary: Ned and Lucius have a nice Valentine's Day. archiveofourown.org/works/79604146

Described by David Jenkins as "fucking badass," there will be three kiwis in the auction! Cursed suit Stiwi will be available solo, but classic Ked and Stiwi come as a set (do not separate!) #OFMD #OFMDFanArt #FandomMarket

Tubi is can't stop won't stop with its leveling up, and is utterly pantsing all other pay-for-it streamer options

Knight and Valentine / sydänystävä [ #oc | #art ]

I'm opening a service making custom plushie order. making design, and contact with factory also sending it to you. if you interested in, please check my kofi or dm to my kofi before order it ko-fi.com/c/225a81cc2e

Check it out! I've been podfic'd! Title: A Haunting at the Inn Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath Characters: Ed, Stede, Izzy Pairing: Ed/Stede Word Count: 844 Rating: PG-13 A/N: AU after 2x8 Summary: Both of them are haunted. archiveofourown.org/works/61723519

Modern AU Lucius?

Daily bunny no.3230 is waiting to order

Death of Stalin is on tubi.

Samba Schutte was a welcome addition to Pluribus, especially among the fans of his previous work on a certain short-lived but beloved pirate TV show.

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

Nope

Forget the bed. Look at the size of the stuffed bear!

This is amazing

Homestar Runner playing cards are back in stock! Featuring 54 unique illustrations, which leaves room for a lot of critically important side characters: www.fangamer.com/products/hom...

smartless boys showing up for sean’s play will arnett’s facial hair showing up for me 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️

todays 40 minutes

Happy Valentine's Day! #CJIzzy real! Art by @adhdedteach.bsky.social

For Valentine's Day Izzy's husbands (and I) decided to spoil him with breakfast in bed. Many complaints were grumbled before he got back into bed. (Gift for a very lovely human bean) #ofmd #izzyhands

Reposting old art for Valentines Day; my #steddyhands piece for the Tying the Knot matelotage zine, meant to be their wedding night 🥰

Ooh, new poster for Being Billy <3 #ConONeill #BeingBilly

Happy #Valentine's! We hope your night is almost as romantic as #Pluribus and #OFMD's @sambaschutte.bsky.social night here! Get romantic with ADVANCED CHEMISTRY this weekend, now streaming for FREE on Tubi and Pluto! tubitv.com/movies/10003...

Not a lot of new stuff from me bc of tons of work BUT HOW COULD I NOT DRAW THEM FOR V DAY 💕

I’m still offering PWYW comms because 1 of my next 4 checks was already immediately wiped out by the only financing plan I could get approved for at the urgent care vet. $200 each payment. That’s literally my entire paycheck for 4 pays.

secure.givelively.org/event/trans-... An Ocean's Eleven live read (in-person or livestream with 2-week VOD) featuring a trans cast and special guests, raising money for Trans Stories and Joy Who Lived, which pays trans and GNC artists to create art they wouldn't otherwise be able to create.

Purring grumpy old lady

As Tubi prepares to enter its "cartoon era," a little trip on how they (and we) got there. thoughtnami.blogspot.com/2026/02/tubi... And yeah, I had to do this reedit of a billboard from a streamer whose loss became Tubi's gain (and then some!).

A classic for Valentines Day! BONUS Panel below! 👇

I am trying to write some Valentine’s Day stuff. It might happen!

There is a sculpture on the Main Street of my town that many little old ladies hate because he has a public dink. His nickname is Ugly Naked Man and I like the story behind the piece as WELL as the people who lovingly dress him up for holidays/sports. So this is the valentine card I made for Ryan.

"Can it kill The Grimace?"

This would be such a cute idea of a "draw your OC here" challenge, but Valentine's edition 👀

you’re the frog to my toad :) ❤️

This may be a parable in action: you can write arguably the greatest story of your favorite character, a love letter to that character's creator, and go on to win an Eisner for it, but if you're a curmudgeon about that legacy, you're just "the guy at Baltimore Comic-Con and his angry sign"

I Lobe you so much I could explode! Happy #ValentinesDay 🧠💥💕 #Fallout #pun

A VPN was recently exposed for selling data of 8 million people to brokers. As governments move quickly to censor the internet many are flocking to secure VPNs that can help circumnavigate new internet restrictions. VPNs are vital tools but make sure you do your research: www.koi.ai/blog/urban-v...

Reposting old art for Valentines Day; its a #gentlefiddle fancy suit date night~

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

My brother saw this in a thrift store. Not sure if it is a bad translation or what.

"But I'm sweeping as hard as I caaaaan!" had me *cackling*. So adorable!

Stede insisted upon celebrating a certain holiday, so I gifted him a practice sword for sparring lessons. "Widen your stance, Capitan Estupido," Jimmingbird beat him in 3 seconds! Starzzy took out his sword and Stede exclaimed, "Oh, come on! Where do you even hide that? That's SpongeBob logic!"