Grumpy Old Lady makes biscuits

Looks like JD Vance sucks at negotiating just like he sucks at everything else.

You know what would have been better? Actually making a Five Nights at Freddy’s that actually revolved around any of the plots of the games, mainly featured the possessed animatronics, and didn’t suck. Seriously. Willy’s Wonderland is a better version of this shit.

Just started watching Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. So far, this is worse than the first one, which I didn’t think was possible.

It's that time of year again! A reminder that the clit is not a ball and that the clit hood is a really important detail a lot of art misses. I'm thinking I might need to do a whole anatomy break down or step-by-step guide soon because I see so many folks making this mistake. 😳

The new post for today! THE GLANS 🍄‍🟫 (Disclaimer: this is generalized educational information made from the perspective of a trans man for the purposes of drawing men. It does not reflect all variations of genitals, simply the ones that people are most likely to draw. hope it helps!) #justthetips

izzy's trying to find somewhere to channel his oral fixation

Turtle 🐢 spotted at the park. I didn’t give it the saltine.

Slowly getting back into digital painting with @neopessimist.bsky.social beautiful coloring pages 😍 #RoachOFMD #OFMDfanart

i don't have money for food rn lmao and may have to go back w/ moth up north to help his dumb ass so like. lol. lmao. anything helps 🫠

Hey you should give money to my broke ass bestie Im currently unable to walk and stuck turning his bedroom into a sick bay, all whilst Sam's been waiting on me hand and foot. Hes a fucking angel and deserves the world and even tried to carry me to the bathroom so Give him MONEY ko-fi.com/samhound

Got this whale shark there too. Much easier to put together than the beetle.

Check this out. This is the most expensive and awesome item I got at the Gashapon Capsule store. A fully articulated Hercules Beetle! I had to put half of it together. Also stabbed myself with a beetle leg. Worth it. It’s so cool!

Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation

There’s a Gashapon Capsule store at the mall near my dentist and I thought the instructional video they had was funny.

The sink at the dentist office bathroom always looks concerned.

for @kizzymeow.bsky.social Title: Late Night Confessions Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath Characters: Izzy, Lucius Pairing: Izzy/Lucius Word Count: 600 Rating: R A/N: Modern AU Summary: For Izzy, they aren't words easily given. archiveofourown.org/works/82860531

Drat. 40,002 LOL Title: Tastes Like Purple Fandom: #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd Characters: Izzy, Jack Pairing: Jack/Stede Word Count: 100 Rating: R A/N: Modern AU/College AU Summary: At least it tasted better? archiveofourown.org/works/82865536

I still have the only Ned Low/Jeffrey Fettering fic in the 40,000+ fics for the fandom.

Adding to the list of the Good Omens picnics happening around the release date, anyone interested in a Prague picnic? #ineffablepicnic

Her belly is SO soft. It’s worth the risk.

This is amazing. I’m listening to a 1991 Uncle Tupelo show at Lounge Ax right now apnews.com/article/aada...

I still have the only Ned Low/Jeffrey Fettering fic in the 40,000+ fics for the fandom.

“Well, I just feel like I’m living under a microscope.”

Grumpy Old Lady is hanging out downstairs because Teddy is sleeping. He’ll chase her if he sees her.

This is so beautiful. Want to be in love with love and feel good about the world? Read this.

Early clock-watchers

You should turn off message content in your notification settings. No real point in using an end to end encrypted app if people can just read the push notification.

Time to call the old bean factory

We have ONE WEEK left to tell the Senate to #FundLibraries in next year's federal budget. Are you ready to take action? Call your Senators TODAY and remind them how important libraries are to your community - and how important it is that they provide robust federal funding: ala.org/showup

Welp, that’s it’s for flying for me

I can't believe someone donated Izzy Hands to the thrift store.

Drat. 40,002 LOL Title: Tastes Like Purple Fandom: #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd Characters: Izzy, Jack Pairing: Jack/Stede Word Count: 100 Rating: R A/N: Modern AU/College AU Summary: At least it tasted better? archiveofourown.org/works/82865536

for @kizzymeow.bsky.social Title: Late Night Confessions Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath Characters: Izzy, Lucius Pairing: Izzy/Lucius Word Count: 600 Rating: R A/N: Modern AU Summary: For Izzy, they aren't words easily given. archiveofourown.org/works/82860531

MerStede's second favorite thing is kraken kisses. The first is marmalade. They both agree about the ranking. (Second adopted sketch all finished up thanks to @notstraycollie.bsky.social! If you'd like to adopt one of my ancient sketches send me a DM!) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Spot 7 Up 1987-1997 This cartoon 7 Up dot of British origin was adopted by the US in 1987 and developed into a cool, mischievous mascot, whose ads saw him playing with other Spots while perilously trying to keep out of human sight. He is best remembered as the star of multiple acclaimed advergames.

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“Why can’t we just put the oil onto trucks and ride it across the desert rather than through the strait of Hormuz?” My love, let me direct you to a little documentary called Mad Max: Fury Road

I'm so shocked. Said no one ever.

Crew! A make up sesh for the shenanigan technical issues last time🖤 Join us for a live #OFMD rewatch of my favorite ep “FUN AND GAMES” where we”ll chat, share bts stories, commentaries, answer burning questions - a fun hang, on ZOOM🏴‍☠️ Can’t wait, appreciate you all❤️🪳 shopstands.com/collections/...

Patrons at curbside when it is pouring rain: Oh, I’m so sorry to make you come out in this! Baloney. If you were sorry, you would either wait until the rain ends or come another day. I really wish they hadn’t covered all the drains when they redid the parking lot a couple years ago.

BUTTIGIEG: The strait was open before they started this KERNEN: They were close to having 11 nuclear weapons! BUTTIGIEG: We had other ways of dealing with them KERNEN: Like what? Obama's way? BUTTIGIEG: That worked KERNEN: That didn't work! BUTTIGIEG: Did they get a nuclear weapon under Obama?

Sounds about right for a network that caters to and backs an entire cadre of folk with a history of abusing minors 😑

Buttigieg: "For the leader of this country to make a nakedly genocidal threat against another civilization as if the US was a death star that was going around blowing up civilizations, of course that is a new low ... the whole country is being judged just for tolerating that kind of thing at the WH"

“Oo! Icky icky! … Something just went down that surrrrrrre wasn’t plankton!”

On Wednesday, May 6th, 2026, it is time, once again, to #StepOnIzzy.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!