breaking my "do not talk or think about DSA if i can help it" policy to say i am extremely tired of finding out from well meaning friends that they're still talking about me a full half decade after i was expelled under vindictive, duplicitous circumstances.

reinventing sitting around the radio from first principles (wife and i have started listening to audiobooks together)

a deeply unfriendly reminder to our elected officials: riots happen when you ignore the will of the governed. you cannot, in fact, make it stop by continuing to tell the governed to be more obedient

Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs. It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous. "LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!" "ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

a beautiful film about a man beating nazis to death with his bare hands

people love to hate on derrida but the beast and the sovereign absolutely explains donald trump

anything possible will eventually happen in infinity, but we won the cosmic lottery and we get to be here on this verdant little grain of sand that somehow, against so many odds, happened to create abundant life. how could anything matter more than protecting and preserving that life?

sent some samples from my past dnd letsplay table to a dnd podcast im hoping will give me an audition. everybody say good luck rachel

the current state of nazism among gen z men is proof we arent blaming gen x enough

the longer the trump admin continues its atrocities the more i understand my german jewish grandfather and why he never hated the german citizenry for the holocaust. it's amazing how much evil so few people can do.

evolutionarily speaking, we're all just digestive tracts that grew brains to get better at eating food

ice cream is older than paper and it feels like that should be the other way around

zionist borat voice it's bari weiss

my most millennial bit is emoji reacting my own messages. i will never stop.

happy charlie kirk is dead day! it's a 9/11 eve miracle

on the one hand, a much simpler and ethically defensible solution would be to make organ donation opt out instead of opt in. on the other hand, the new york times is sexually aroused by finding new ways to suggest the most ghastly solutions possible

hey bluesky how we doin today

i just wanna see azealia banks and donald trump fight like kaiju

their spokesman, martin o'toole, doesn't live in stone mountain. he lives an hour away in marietta. here's the phone number the sons of confederate veterans published for him on their website. 678-232-8638 apnews.com/article/ston...

if you're planning on burning a flag tomorrow, start with the embroidered stars. they're made of a different and more flammable material. also pls enjoy this pic of me circa 2022

can me and my friends come over and do this in your pool youtu.be/lZbfNtDCHdM?...

Hello haters. Today @reachrachelkahn.bsky.social joins us to talk about COP CITY. We explore its history and its future. Quite depressing to think about, but a fun episode.

anybody wanna talk about extremely cool hard sci-fi vampires

i think the reason dogs go nuts when they see a deer is bc to them, that's slenderman

trying to wrap my mind around the demonic level of alpha male brain rot needed for this man to post "any other stupid questions?" when nobody even asked

zionist borat voice it's bari weiss

The group, which seeks unspecified damages, argues that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing "the aggressive, anti-consumer tactics that it would need to achieve" its earnings goals. www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

honestly pretty stupid that one of the Rules for declaring a genocide is the people doing it have to say, out loud, "we're doing genocide now"

shout out to everybody with booba so big, i hope you all get goosebumps when you take your bra off tonight

bed rotting: OUT shower rotting: IN

mentally ill people love hot sauce and the more hot sauce you have the more mentally ill you are (we have 11 different kinds of hot sauce in our fridge right now)

hell yeah www.zmescience.com/ecology/anim...

m*n are amazing bc wym you're outraged the oblivion remaster made the literal monster less sexy? it's a monster. you aren't supposed to have sex with it.

they're turning their lanyards into bolos as we speak

the state department concluded he was working for hamas and also an illegal member of MS-13

the other day somebody was talking about gay bisexuals and straight bisexuals and then they looked at me and said "but you're bisexual bisexual" and yeah absolutely if you're hot in any gender get over here

every single time i see "MAHA"

wishing everyone on bluesky a very age out of expecting your posts about politics to impact material outcomes

when i say "abolish ICE" this is why

important: my child put on youtube videos for cats and the cat is RAPT

i have 419 followers and will smoke weed with whoever follows me next

it's inherently cringe to be proud of an internet dunk and i should be shamed for admitting this but i did literally chase a transphobe across the language barrier to tell him off for harassing a trans kid today

all im saying is the furries didn't tank the economy

last night i watched i think you should leave for the first time and i laughed so hard i peed a little. the skit where he sneaks a hot dog into a meeting in his sleeve is genuinely some of the best physical comedy ive ever seen

when u think ab it wood is just tree jerky

why do people only call vulva hair bush? i think we should also call it bush on penii

there are two important things i think @raxkingisdead.bsky.social deserves to know 1. "a young jodie foster" has become a constant refrain in my house 2. my wife always says it in the voice of dino from cupcake and dino. i don't know why. but that part's important

Cavorting around the may pole with a gigantic little boy i am not related to. To project power