i tried to get a video of crush guy gaming and accidentally got this extremely funny video of him handing me a slice of dried mango. couldn't have fucked that up better if i tried. his blank stare, the zoom directly into the mango...

all im saying is ive gotten way more harassment and hostility for being poly than i ever have for being gay married to a woman

anybody else ever walked into a bathroom and suffocated not only or even primarily on the lingering stank of the turd somebody just exorcised but, worse than that, the odor of their nethers?

these nasty bitches are really suggesting i let my piss marinate instead of just banning AI server farms

bonus shout out to the QTBIPOC out there

go back to hell y2k fashion

banana ball is Georgia culture youtu.be/g-mWQOja2Q4?...

world's most cuddle dog Just Does That

why don't we drink pig milk

im dying to meet the guy who needs to see this video before believing cheetos are highly processed corn

VINDICATED

i love cultural exchange

the vast majority of people are friendly but americans in particular are known to be uncommonly outgoing and curious about visitors. it's real easy to lose sight of that under fascist rule but we are not our bourgeoisie

bitchmade chromosome www.sciencealert.com/men-can-lose...

y'all better add me to the group chats

my birthday is today, 6/9, and also it's pride month. astrology is real and it made me gay and horny

has anybody else read otherland?? i need to have somebody i can talk to about this series. queer elders PLS

once again: evolution isn't about being the best, it's about not being the worst

all the doctors say the reason i can't poop when im traveling is because of diet and/or dehydration but i think it's actually because my lizard brain doesn't want Enemies to catch my scent

this is not the case in Atlanta, where food is spectacular

i just feel like if you have to add "yet again" to "somebody tried to kill the president" maybe it's time to pull over and take a closer look at the general state of things

patiently explaining to my cat that he can't have my bagel because he's a goy

10 b̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ musical acts ive seen live coheed and cambria florence and the machine incubus janelle monae ludacris the mars volta outkast radiohead the roots zeal and ardor and bonus mention: rhcp was the worst live performance ive ever seen, incl many battle of the bands clunkers

i figure their reticence boils down to one (or both) of two things: 1. they feel like they're too good to get into the mudslinging due to some misguided political principle and/or adherence to nicety 2. they don't want the heat for their own corruption later

return of murder Kroger

FBI reported 1700 arrested "child predators" in 2025. That's around 1/200k. There have been now 7 pardoned J6ers arrested for sex crimes against kids, out of 1600 J6ers total, around 1 in 230. You can play w the denominator a bit (135M adult males) but it's still around 350x the rate

in today's episode of "no really EDS means i can get hurt doing literally ANYTHING," i went for a hike and lightly scratched my neck and broke out in hives

hey everyone, we are at $124 out of $400 can you help? hamoud has been in and out of the hospital because he now requires regular cortisone shots. we’re just trying to make the $400 so he and maha can stay housed. anything helps!

"lawfare" is extremely funny to me bc it's like 90% of the way to correctly understanding the mechanism of state power as such but bc it's being used by crybullies they absolutely cannot come out and say "state power comes from the barrel of a gun and therefore every state must be abolished"

Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added

shout out to this curl in particular. baby what is you doin

i know everybody has been dying to get my review of "accidentally squirting 100% acetone into my own eye while trying to remove gel nails," so here it is: 0/10. don't do it

i have a party to go to but im tired

Guys. The Ancient Greeks weren't white. They were more like cephalopods than modern humans -- their skin was bioluminescent and constantly shifting its color. And they didn't live in in idyllic seaside villages; they could only survive near deep-ocean vents. They DID have Matt Damon accents, though

my favorite thing about being gay married is carte blanche to call anything and everything gay. my gay wife. our gay house. this gay earth.

kid went from strep throat to hay fever in the same 10 days. no amount of caffeine or nicotine could save me from today's fatigue

he'll yes America is Great again (black lung)

jokes aside i love this little guy so much. he turned up on my ex boyfriend's doorstep about a year ago and ended up finding his forever home with us after we were unable to locate his first family. i don't know whether he was abandoned or ran away, but he's very good at jumping fences and...

just some early morning animal abuse (posting photo of my dog, he did not consent to this)

reading about wolf pack hierarchies and domestic dog training and thinking, again, about how play and positive reinforcement are the keys to all teaching. punishment only teaches avoidance.

may she be booed off stage so vehemently the shame silences her forever

heard the dogs hollerin in the backyard and thought the little one might have jumped the fence again. called them in, only the little one (who had not jumped the fence after all) came running back. the pyr refused to leave, i guess bc him and the neighbor huskies were busy having their conversation

RIP to portugal. the man but my wife and i have been changing their lyrics to be about cheating on your wife all day and honestly we're having a great time

on the one hand, all the people obsessing over dietary protein has created some extremely funny advertising. on the other hand, people would literally rather get colon cancer than eat plants?? you need fiber

tbh if you have a minor in your house who gets diagnosed with strep throat i think they should just give the parents antibiotics too. and by the parents i mean me. because im already sick and also have a sick kid and do not want to deal with a second doctor's appointment

poasting this unflattering photo of my dog's ... to Shame them

update from god emporer: i am begging the ghost of Frank Herbert to let this poor man die

looking back on it, i think we can all agree the concept of "beautiful mid" was absolutely the most deranged thing to come out of the manosphere, right

dune is one of crush guy's favorite book series and now he has to deal with me on my bullshit before 9am bc i have been rereading them

on the one hand, it sucks if i miss a dose of tirzepatide bc i feel worse and worse over the next week until i take the next dose. on the other hand, it's weirdly reassuring to know i wasn't hallucinating my pain levels before i started the meds