happy charlie kirk is dead day! it's a 9/11 eve miracle

on the one hand, a much simpler and ethically defensible solution would be to make organ donation opt out instead of opt in. on the other hand, the new york times is sexually aroused by finding new ways to suggest the most ghastly solutions possible

hey bluesky how we doin today

i just wanna see azealia banks and donald trump fight like kaiju

their spokesman, martin o'toole, doesn't live in stone mountain. he lives an hour away in marietta. here's the phone number the sons of confederate veterans published for him on their website. 678-232-8638 apnews.com/article/ston...

if you're planning on burning a flag tomorrow, start with the embroidered stars. they're made of a different and more flammable material. also pls enjoy this pic of me circa 2022

can me and my friends come over and do this in your pool youtu.be/lZbfNtDCHdM?...

Hello haters. Today @reachrachelkahn.bsky.social joins us to talk about COP CITY. We explore its history and its future. Quite depressing to think about, but a fun episode.

anybody wanna talk about extremely cool hard sci-fi vampires

i think the reason dogs go nuts when they see a deer is bc to them, that's slenderman

trying to wrap my mind around the demonic level of alpha male brain rot needed for this man to post "any other stupid questions?" when nobody even asked

zionist borat voice it's bari weiss

The group, which seeks unspecified damages, argues that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing "the aggressive, anti-consumer tactics that it would need to achieve" its earnings goals. www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

honestly pretty stupid that one of the Rules for declaring a genocide is the people doing it have to say, out loud, "we're doing genocide now"

shout out to everybody with booba so big, i hope you all get goosebumps when you take your bra off tonight

bed rotting: OUT shower rotting: IN

mentally ill people love hot sauce and the more hot sauce you have the more mentally ill you are (we have 11 different kinds of hot sauce in our fridge right now)

hell yeah www.zmescience.com/ecology/anim...

m*n are amazing bc wym you're outraged the oblivion remaster made the literal monster less sexy? it's a monster. you aren't supposed to have sex with it.

they're turning their lanyards into bolos as we speak

the state department concluded he was working for hamas and also an illegal member of MS-13

the other day somebody was talking about gay bisexuals and straight bisexuals and then they looked at me and said "but you're bisexual bisexual" and yeah absolutely if you're hot in any gender get over here

every single time i see "MAHA"

wishing everyone on bluesky a very age out of expecting your posts about politics to impact material outcomes

when i say "abolish ICE" this is why

important: my child put on youtube videos for cats and the cat is RAPT

i have 419 followers and will smoke weed with whoever follows me next

it's inherently cringe to be proud of an internet dunk and i should be shamed for admitting this but i did literally chase a transphobe across the language barrier to tell him off for harassing a trans kid today

all im saying is the furries didn't tank the economy

last night i watched i think you should leave for the first time and i laughed so hard i peed a little. the skit where he sneaks a hot dog into a meeting in his sleeve is genuinely some of the best physical comedy ive ever seen

when u think ab it wood is just tree jerky

why do people only call vulva hair bush? i think we should also call it bush on penii

there are two important things i think @raxkingisdead.bsky.social deserves to know 1. "a young jodie foster" has become a constant refrain in my house 2. my wife always says it in the voice of dino from cupcake and dino. i don't know why. but that part's important

Cavorting around the may pole with a gigantic little boy i am not related to. To project power

including the cost of phlebotomy supplies and anticoagulation agents, would it be cheaper to make printer ink out of my own blood?

you think im upset bc i typed 3 paragraphs, but rest assured if i was actually upset i would write at least ten paragraphs explaining why you're wrong and why it hurt my feelings in humiliating detail. nobody would feel good afterwards.

there are so many things to love about the malazan books but erikson is as bad a writer as he is a good storyteller and he is SO GUILTY of the breasting boobily style of male fantasy authors writing female characters

ACAB includes the girl reading this

i get where this comes from, and why people want to distance themselves from atrocities happening in our name by insisting it isnt normal *to them* but i think in the long run of history this is a kind of denialism that helps atrocities to recur

i just want one(1) guy to accidentally cut his dick off trying to fuck his cybertruck, is that so much to ask???

do identical twins' penii also match

every time a dem shows up who actually has a popular message the party leadership and their billionaire backers drop everything to crush their campaign in the primaries (when nobody is paying attention)

terrible news: soup gone

new MLB hats just dropped and frankly i want my DEI back

i have donned my tights of judgment and will not be removing them

just had lube and cat food delivered and the guy sent me his number in case i "needed help with anything else"

second chance

my stone top ass cat loves to lay on my legs and/or lap but if i try to pet him he WILL bite my hands

The Ones Who Ran Enthusiastically Towards Omelas

it's 9:11 make a wish