I’m saur tired binches

IF/THEN statement of the day: IF - rock 🪨 beats scissors ✂️ and scissors ✂️ beats paper 📄 and paper 📄 beats rock 🪨 THEN - what the hell beats a jet2holiday?????

Text your bestie that they’re gay sinner and see what they say the answer may shock you

Proof that everyone’s a lil gay is that all yall are still here after the rapture so suck a d lick a t kiss a p and just tell queerphobic family members to log onto sniffles, stfu and just try it!

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Got raptured and in the waiting room everyone looked at me and told me to go back where I came from oh well

It sucks that yesterday started the autumnal season cuz I can’t listen to cool for the summer by Demi lavato until next year :/

Thought I was starting to get raptured but then gravity started pulling me down and then I realized I was also gay… God really said no fats no femmes no rice no spice for the rapture DAM!!!

Mi pan a zu zu zu a zu zu zu

If anyone plans on getting raptured this week can they PayPal / Venmo / Cash App me all of their money thanks praise be him and her and let him be risen etc idk PayPal.me/br00taldan

Might fuck around and restart my new horizon island for the 7th time to feel something

YALL I just saw a video clip and said “it looks like found footage” when found footage horror is literally just video clips that have been found like…

A reminder that lynching and sun down towns still exist in the US. This is just the same “he whistled at me” BS with new coats of paint.

Yall my Pokémon White team was kinda serving

YALL I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE ABLE TO SELL MY TOWN AND START WITH A CATALOGUE AND REALIZED I DIDNT HAVE THAT OPTION AND just deleted my whole town :(

Yall the official Sanrio account is shitposting katseye brain rot and I’ve never felt more seen nor engaged with the internet

Girl what

“You look happier” thanks im not i just have a traumatic response to mask around a lot of people so I dont burden them

it may be Flex Friday innit lads but realistically I just wanna slop down some pig shit with some fat fucks and I want to be the fattest of them all

I get so horny for cream cheese yall like I like it thick or whipped or plane or flavored just pile it the eff on top of a chewy toasted begel or let me dips some wHeat thins in them like you awright lads im fuggin chuffed innit bruvs

It makes me so happy that our girls are not only playing at the Grammy museum but they’ve worked the “jealous of my mansion? yes!” into their official crowd chant and now yoonchae is 🎤 asking the audience 😭 😭

Hello?????? My town was stacked. 🍓 Merengue 🐉 Drago 🐙 Octavian 🐶 Bones 🐧 Tex 🍊 Tangy 🐱 Ankha 🐻 Stitches 🦄 Julian

YALL I found my old animal crossing new leaf game and my 3ds xl and im like nervous to open the file lol

These arms are made for huggin’ and that’s just what they’ll do

How do yall

These arms are made for huggin’ and that’s just what they’ll do

LGBTQ - Leos Gonna Bite Ticklish QTs

LGBTQ - Listen: Get Big Titties & Quads

LGBTQ - Let’s Gobble Burgers Tonight Queen!

R u and ur bestie dressing up as modern horror icons this Halloween or not lmk

Just casually planning some Halloween things today with @bananachangames.bsky.social 🦷 🤡 🎃 🔪 🦷

omg this song is so lit congratu 👏🏼 lations

Babes today is a^2 + b^2 = c^2 can you believe that we are living in a time that we can witness a date that is of PYTHAGOREAN TRIPLES www.npr.org/2025/09/16/n...

Just finished Maeve Fly by CJ Leed. Pretty wild romp but had some weird character arc moments especially in the 2nd half of the book. Kept me enthralled though!

🆘 my tummy hurts :(

I really love music and going to concerts and I’ve been to at least 5 Warped Tours in my day but less and less large festivals like Coachella and Lolla are so unappealing. Mostly cuz I can’t keep up but also that’s a lot of people to navigate and it’s so not convenient

D&D - Drink more water & Devote yourself to treating yourself as kindly as you treat those around you even if it’s hard to recognize that you put yourself last most of the time it shouldn’t be a linear ranking of priority because you matter and you deserve niceties and calm and care from the inside

STFU - start treating future U

Yall know I had to gameify the zine meet up! I cut out windows that showed words and gave the prompt of max 2 sentences + 20 words and made new friends AND made some art to tell this story. Check out the story and full zine here: www.instagram.com/bydidimeng

“This big screen is magic” well whoever made Nicole Kidmans 90 sec intro for coming to the movies being magic and cut it down to 10 seconds I’m pissed bruv

Snuck pastries and sodas into a 10:20am PT showing at an AMC movie theatre and I’m loving whomst I’m becometh

“Commes des garçon goes to the Amish country” is such a cunty read 😭😭😭😭

If anyone has any old magazines, specifically fashion or pop culture, that they don’t want anymore, I’ll take them off of your hand!!

Mini celebration moment!!! 🎉 Made my first zine today after going to a newbie zine meet up hosted by @/asamzinefestseattle Full zine can be viewed here (I started a new IG to host my writing/zines for now!): www.instagram.com/bydidimeng

Might fuck around and hyperfixate on a new hobby brb

If bros aren’t meant for smooching and hugging then I don’t want no bros

The Long Walk was so good, and the movie imo was better than the book. I think some of it has to do with pacing but the majority of it had to do with the cast of actors that portrayed the tragedy that unfolds one step at a time. So good and from my perspective a lil queer coded too.

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Everyone wants to “protect the dolls” until an opportunity comes your way or one of your fav shills out for a transphobic paycheck and yall pretend like you can’t comprehend the damage being done smh

This one is for the cuntresses and the divas iktr!