Beetle Moses picked up where Gary Larson left off (complementary)

@jacketdan.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social we’re proud of what we’ve done here today, even though it isn’t perfect. Probably needed an extra dry brush at the end, but now we’re ready for the Raveners Also texture paint is so nice to use, but the basing isn’t nearly as cool as the coffeegrounds.

@jacketdan.bsky.social you encouraged me to get off my butt and finish these little bastards. Bases will need a drybrush, then the raptor bugs need wash and varnish.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi even says it on the card. Storm, WR.

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Today is the holy feast of Pentecost, and in celebration of the descent of the Holy Spirit, here's a list of definitely canonically correct Pokémon pairings for each of the 12 apostles https://kotaku.com/pokemon-teams-twelve-apostles-2000698265

@jacketdan.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social if i’m reading the red terror rules, it’ll slot in well with uppy downy. www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl... Swallow whole gonna look like…

Donation #1 to @newap-georgia.bsky.social Painting minis is so much dang fun. Excited to dig some holes with these bugs. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jacketdan.bsky.social

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@jacketdan.bsky.social www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl... Might have to change up the paint scheme for this

@jacketdan.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social minis 2 through 4 done. The hot pink was the secret. I grabbed the kill team raveners to do after all the little guys.

@jacketdan.bsky.social Bonewraith, contrast leviathan, then bonewraith at 45 degrees to get a gradient. I still want to try slapchop, but wanted to test this out now that I have a bit better control. Going with dark angel hreen mixed with ushbati bone next. Shaping up well!

@jacketdan.bsky.social gotta do the base, but I think we got there with the first mini

What a beautiful face I have found in this place, living in an Amish paradise

oh my god. they’re the foot clan

Yep, this feels right

@hollyanderson.bsky.social row the boat

the markets seem pretty confident that the next year is going to be called 2026. i still think it’s gonna be glenn. my money’s on glenn

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@jacketdan.bsky.social @jacketdan.bsky.social I am going to strip and try painting this model, first one I’ve done. Any advice/resources to mock up color schemes? Or should I prepared with a bunch of trial and error to get an idea of what I want

Hey @edsbs.bsky.social, @rweigold.bsky.social got me an incredible Christmas gift. Thank you so much! I think it’s about time i revisit painting this hive tyrant

It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the

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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The unholy thing shambles in He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me And he makes an unbearable din Sing us a song, you’re the piano man Your skin is a wooden facade You’ve brass pedals for hands And your hair’s copper strands Give unbearable insult to god

“I feel like I’m in the deep south”

I will repost every single one of these

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social It’s a shame WMU football was shut down after PJ left, so I had to get creative. Score of the championship game and an extra 100 because directional Michigan schools gotta contribute (plus fees).

@hollyanderson.bsky.social Biggest news of the day!

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the tower of Babel” 😳 Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 5 minutes later: Ich habe gerade jemanden in Zungen sprechen hören, lol My buddy Uruk pacing: 我們的驕傲將摧毀這座城市