whats a good thing to put under a bridge for if im a forgiving soul

does anyone have any troll recommendations for someone looking to cross a bridge

ive just discovered a new type of hole

i just discovered a new species of troll

are there any books to read as someone getting into Elusive Sperm Whales

teenagers are gathering in hordes to do the viral sensation read Moby Dick

(walking up to my girlfriends straight guy friend): big dog boots!

this website turns you inside out with one click

they got the hentaivirus now whats next doujin disease #post

obama if he was clarified butter: uhhhh let me be clear

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

i’m not a bi lesbian i’m a lesbian in a bisexual’s body

hi bluesky

i’m not depressed i just need to lock in

Lowkey the Pluribus lady is Treatler

The manager on duty while I’m watching reels and taking all 4 of my government mandated breaks at once

Why’d you throw bipolar in there. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

1 year clean from opiates ❤️‍🩹

Let’s go hawks

bridge hands of gay women

I just dropped my monster ion for my magnet dong

That one pumpkin the girl fucked

Brutal + grueling. Not that hard for even a casual Eric Adams scholar

Homo sapien when he invented the utensil:

neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

They’re making the White House the Fright House. Because it’s scary What’s happening

*Trump voice* Crooked Cuomo

Sliwa screaming “we need to put that crook in JAIL” and then Cuomo saying he’d accept the Adams endorsement is so funny

No I don’t want to watch reruns of Hey Arnold at “The Stinky House”

All mormons are transgender

No we don’t

Bro you were serving sneed last night.

Me: I love Twin Peaks. I didn't really get the Windom Earle arc though. (eating croutons because the bar kitchen's closed) Mm. Findom Earle. Is that clever? Girl I'm pretending I wasn't warned about: You're so funny… I think you're the nicest person I've met here.

Private leaf blowing removal service is hitlerian

Do you think it’s okay for a company to be leaf blowing the parking lot at 11 PM on a Tuesday . I am aghast

Couldn’t sleep all night just laid in bed rolling over like a dog and now they’re jackhammering directly outside my window at 9 AM my gang stalkers are winning

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I’ve also broken up a DP by taking it to the dome

Well well well if it isn’t the cunnilingus cousins

Well well well if it isn’t the cocksuck cousins

The Mariners are being sold to Israel for $6

Encouraging my girlfriend to get a mullet

You need a fat boyfriend

God invented skirts so women could masturbate easier

Aw. They’re playing leap frog :)

(Guy who’s into blindfolded orgies) sorry I don’t know what came over me