4'33" at the open mic

I roll down the window so I can give ‘em the finger and make sure they see it. it’s always an instant boost to my day to be able to point at and mock one.

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

every goddamn day of our fucking lives we gotta live with this shit. your average cishet man wouldn’t last an hour in our world. and they are so fucking mad that we still have the audacity to survive and thrive, despite all their best efforts to terrify us into submission.

maybe it was a good thing we didn't have phones when I was outside lol

Nothing more beautiful than these gay vintage t-shirts

A common fictional narrative shows people with nonconforming identities finding self-acceptance in towns and cities. This #LGBTQHistoryMonth, archivist Lottie Wood explores how author E. M. Barraud found the opposite, through rural work and the Women’s Land Army. merl.reading.ac.uk/news-and-vie...

Shecky Greene, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean

If you actually hate Elon Musk the way he needs to be hated you'd be saying whateveryou need to to get selected first

It’s the freakin weekend

He smiled as soon as he saw the berries.🥰

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm* "Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky" Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000. All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

I don’t know but give them more, they’re killing it

okay, what’s most disturbing to me in reading all of these examples is how many of them I didn’t realize came from Trump

Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks. If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked.

so if I were a sociology prof at a Florida institution, I would certainly want to include this all in my syllabus, just to make sure my students are aware that I am following Florida statutes, and certainly not so students could research why these things are not allowed to be taught. just sayin’

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

I must reiterate that the entire Pizzagate/Qanon conspiracy only came about in the first place because of allegations coming out from former Miss Teen pageant contestants, it was literally cooked up to defend a pedophile when news reports of his pedophilia came out, you owe conspiracists squat!

People really need to check the opinion for statements like "we are not saying anything about other statutory tariff authorities" before writing that the Court delivered a blow to the administration; if you don't, you are just doing PR for the Court.

as much as I love dunking on conservative men — and I do love it so much — can we also not pretend this isn’t a problem on the left? maybe leftist dudes are not as openly scornful of women, but misogyny is all around.

S/O to Laila Edwards for becoming the FIRST EVER BLACK AMERICAN hockey gold medalist!!!! 🙂‍↕️✊🏾✊🏽✊🏿🥇

You’re not sad. You were promised something that turns out not to exist. All of the most powerful people are conspiring to hurt you and yours in violent ways. You’re full of rage. Don’t turn it inward. Share it with them and anyone who helps them. Don’t stop.

fuck yeah. fuck Trump.

I didn't know you could make a Cybertruck look uglier, but I learn new things every day

good morning and happy Andrew’s Gotten Arrested Day, enjoy this clip of Michael Tracey being absolutely obliterated

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

ooooh that’s the good shit

it’s like there’s nothing Twitter journalists love more than running the ol’ “lemme run to Bluesky to call Twitter better” scam to get engagement here for a day or two

My therapist keeps saying "damn, life got hands" which feels unhelpful at best

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why won’t the left just praise every technology handed down from self-interested billionaires seeking only to enhance their power and profits?! clearly, they’re the ones in the wrong if they can’t get on board 😤

I think it’s because we actually have morals and ethics and beliefs that we try to live by, and these are not things they want to be constrained by. they don’t want to see other people as people, because then they’re not as special.

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

Stratton has my vote.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

do you think dragons ever want to take the drag off

I guess you guys weren’t ready for that post yet. but your kids are gonna love it

"The Rainbow includes lesbians and gays. No American citizen ought be denied equal protection from the law. All of us must be tolerant and understanding as the fears and anxieties of the rejected and the party leadership express themselves in many different ways."

holy fuck, I have to get a professional headshot done for my new job that’s, like, real fucking shit. this is a big girl job. fuuuuuuck

Ok I cracked up with this one! I think I will watch some MST3K tonight! #TOSSatNight #TNGSunNight

Nobody expected the zombie apocalypse to be digital.

The headline doesn't even begin to describe how wildly unethical the background of this story is, which is that the survivor only shared the story with one person- her psychiatrist- who is Kamel Doud's wife

And if you’re wondering “Why is there a blob in the back?” Well, that’s where the first woman president was supposed to go. More than a century later, it remains unsculpted.

so how does every parent withdraw their kid and register for homeschooling?

thinking about the conversation I had with Jesse Jackson in 2019: "The truth of slavery—that Africans subsidized America’s wealth—that truth will not go away. It’s buried right now, but as each generation becomes much more serious, it will be grappled with." www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...