unfortunately my most woke opinion is unpostable, so my second-most woke opinion is that wage labor (and eventually money altogether) and borders should be abolished. you get food, shelter, and healthcare just for existing, and you can unfasten your seatbelts to move freely about the planet

When I majored in English, one of my professors had a devastatingly convincing argument for why Hamlet is Shakespeare's worst play. He basically said actors love it because it's full of juicy monologues, but there's no there there. It's a play about a dude who can't get over himself.

"Some people don't want to pay money for art" Okay well I don't want to pay £60 a month for gas, I guess it's ok if I go hose it out of someone else's car, right? RIGHT?

imagine being hit on by gross old Larry Summers when you just wanted professional advice and then finding out he was getting advice on how to hit on you from Jeffrey fucking Epstein one of the grossest things I’ve ever read

Part 85 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg A neon saleman’s sample case, circa 1935

Another video from Charlotte, NC. Property owners scare off federal agents after they question a man putting up Christmas lights.

bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked

It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"

Rudy Bridges is younger than the Sitting President of the United States and 29 sitting United States Senators

Played a ska show in western MA at a cool spot with a super hot crowd and one of the bands on the bill were playing their first ever show and they started every song with “Fuck ICE Free Palestine” Gotta remember to post the Ws

one must imagine monica lewinsky happy

Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster

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You’re telling me the same liberals who demand that we all back a transphobic bigot to become the Dem presidential noninee are also saying that homophobic jokes are necessary because they’re against a fascist?

took my dog on a whole-ass downtown adventure and capped it off with a quick trip to the local ball field, where she decided the best way to thank me for a car ride and a cafe visit and most of a fanny pack of treats would be to roll a perfect strike in a game of Bowling for Mom

cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one

This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing

hey, seattle, here's a bookstore to avoid (as nicole says, don't harass them! but I would add: also don't give them your money)

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in these trying times, some of you may be worried about whether I am still pretty. let me be the first to ease your fears

Oreoboros

If you're not asking the doctor annoying questions in the portal, you're leaving free healthcare on the table

She's forty bucks shy of 3k. $40 makes 400 meals! Feed a person for over a whole year!

The congressional measure, backed by 21 Democratic legislators, calls for sanctions against Israel over Gaza horrors.

"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.

The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.

I dont think i’ve seen a more clear sign that AI is dying than jack fucking dorsey rebooting vine and banning AI content

why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli

I just replaced a toilet fill valve for the first time and I feel like a god. unfortunately I think that god is Cloacina, Roman goddess of the sewers, but, nevertheless,

People who still go to Starbucks are losers. There are zero legitimate reasons to go to Starbucks. First of all, it’s bad. Second of all, it’s obscenely overpriced. Third of all, they’re a repulsive company. You don’t need to go to Starbucks.

He has insurance paid for by the constituents he screwed,

he’s a provider of access to money, connections and beautiful women and girls — everything that these people need to affirm their own status. being rich and powerful is a grift which requires other to bolster & buy in. That’s the service Epstein provided.

still thinking about the nice Ulta employee from the other day who didn’t know anything about the BDS list when I explained it to her, but who immediately googled it, understood why it was important, and helped me find some products that weren’t on it

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

vote! in! your! local! elections! every! time!

i know this isn't important in the slightest but this pedophile sure can't type

i'm sorry but was epstein brain dead

If the Republican strategy is "if you reveal the President is a pedophile we'll reveal tons of other pedophiles" then... Okay? Go for it? Take them all down? Send them all to jail forever? www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

Incredible how much dirt the Dems had on Trump and never used it 'cause the Epstein case hits a bunch of their own guys. Their donor class and the guys they advance as major candidates have so much more in common with him than with you.

It ys onlye Gen AI if it ys from the Gen AI regioun of Fraunce, otherwyse it ys just sparklinge plagiarism.

Larry Summers was just tweeting the other day about the "moral bankruptcy" of students who endorsed BDS against a genocidal Israeli state. What a guy.

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The sun really said how do I contact the senate democrats to express my anger at their complicity

This is incredible!

Americans should be far angrier with Biden and the Democrats than they seem to be about this

Love Fulgorids! The butt fireworks are wax lines along which honeydew waste can drip away from the body. They also serve as a defense.

UPDATE — Here are the at least 11 congressional Democrats, 15 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 8 Democratic candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:

call me whatever you want but if you’re holding a lav mic as a handheld an inch from your mouth you get ONE free plosive blowout before i scroll with prejudice