Forever thinking about Edward Teach's slutty little waist 😍

✨him✨

also, CHOMP

hell yeah big entrance 😎 OW MY KNEES 🥴

Anygay look at them

thinking about Ed Teach's desire to be an innkeeper & how it could be related to his top 3 reasons for living, since it's reasonable to assume that all his fav things could be found at an inn: a warm bed, a hot meal, a safe place to be intimate w/ someone. & you get to leave whenever you want, ofc

kitten is about to cu-

he's standing with his cancelled boyfriend <3 [gif from unearthlydust on tumblr]

🌊🐚✨ THE SEA IS MY LOVE 🌊🐚✨

when he 😊😊😊😊

"His name is Ed" Hit television show Our Flag Means Death, you remain having the best coming out scene I've ever seen, bless you 💕

he loves his chin 🥺

exactly what happened to my wife edward teach

Shout out to Ed Teach, my perfect princess (his crimes are fine)

most ed teach speech bubble ever:

:)

ed teach

they're in the corner making up their own, somehow even worse christmas cracker jokes that barely make sense to anyone but them. in an hour they'll be zonked out on the sofa snoring

I made himb into a poster #ofmd #ofmdfanart

don't forget to leave condoms and lube out for edward teach tonight

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

(•_•) <) )╯ well well well / \ ( •_•) \( (> look who's eating / \ (•_•) <) )╯ seaweed / \

💕✨💕

The Kraken’s Respite II (digital painting) #ofmd #ofmdart #edwardteach #blackbeard #redraw #myart #DigitalArt

calico jack

I need the dopamine hit from morning after Edward Teach taking a bite out of toast. Save me morning after Edward Teach taking a bite out of toast

ed teach's type:

Feels like the right time to bring this back 😌 #ofmd

Cook Island adventures with the kids

They're the loudest at the party. And the first and last to karaoke. There's an annual bet in the friend group over how long before Ed calls the nibbles 'whores derves'. Stede suspiciously wins the bet every year. It's three years before their friends catch onto the fuckery. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Yeah Ed’s not buying that one 😅 #ofmd

Holiday Card 2025!!! TWO FAVOURITE LOVE BIRDS!! <3 #ofmd

hi hello i would just like to remind you that

🥺 #ofmd

tfw you're breaking in a new top and he finds his mean voice

But he loves your chin, Ed! 🥺 #ofmd

pretty boy

I don't think I've ever put this one up on here! Feb 2024 for #TakeTwoTuesday! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Stede Bonnet & Edward Teach 🥰

Imagine if Ed had let him get into his ̶r̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶c̶k̶ pants

i know 😌 a dollop of milk and seven sugars

just fell to my knees

maybe some things are better left unsaid, but if you wanted to test that out, well, yeah I guess I could have said #ofmd #ofmdfanart

there we go ☺️ look at that 🥹 you wear fine things well 🥰