I was so lucky to com this beautiful art from @tuks.bsky.social of my Slapshot boys

Thank GOD. Just found the bottle of lube I've been desperately trying to find for weeks. Terrified it would pop up somewhere in the house.

STOP I NEED THEM BACK RN (couldn't find the source for this one, sorry babes)

Writing a whole song about being dickmatized and wanting to marry them about it is 1000% Edward Teach behavior

commission for @annettefb.bsky.social ❤️ ed is sick and stede tries to help 🥺

It's not a care package!

It says a lot about me that I thought there was a dick in the clouds.

This storm is wild

Just saw Viago in Lidl

So sad to hear about Patricia Routledge. Keeping up Appearances is one of my favourite shows

They wanted to join kinktober, but I don't think they understand what cockwarming is

How does it feel? To be in love? ❦ It feels... easy. It's just like breathing.

I was so overwhelmed in choir tonight, I just sat with my eyes closed for most of it.

This commission was an absolute BLAST. @littlefingies.bsky.social came to me with the idea of Richard Simmons' hilarious appearance on Whose Line Is It Anyway, but make it Ed and Stede. And I ran with it. If you haven't seen this amazing bit, please watch below! #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

Ash-O-Ween returns with lucky no.13! Sweet lil strawberry Ed 🍓❤️🎃 #TheVillainsArt #OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath #HalloweenCostumes #AshOWeen

And so a kink is born 🔥 🚒 🚨 💦 Happy Kinktober, crew! #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard

Jesus CHRIST

Being in the office is SO much more draining than being at home. Here I'm overstimulated, back hurts eyes sore.

"There," Stede said at last, his smile warming into something unreadable. Ed shifted his focus to the wood-panelled wall behind Stede, lest he lose himself entirely. Older piece for @samikelsh.bsky.social's gorgeous "sapo castilliensis"! archiveofourown.org/works/38803575 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Q) Stede and Ed - growers or showers?

Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has a Praise Kink

Do you ever think about how Stede Summer Linens Bonnet was constantly ridiculed and misunderstood for being effeminate and having unusual interests until Blackbeard, a paragon of cool and masculinity, sauntered into his life and told him he was amazing?

Do you ever think about how tiny Ed Teach wanted to be able to love beautiful fine soft things but life forced him to be hard instead and then Stede Summer Linens Bonnet waltzed into his life

I'm a Stede and Mary only had sex twice truther.

Tag yourself. I'm a freckled shoulder.

september 30th vs. october 1st

HAPPY KINKTOBER TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!! 🌶️🍑🍆💦🌶️

agreed #ofmd

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Wtf is that apology letter pretending to be a fic about. 🙄

Likewise, Stede did when Ed told him he felt so good, and was going to make him come.

do i have to say it

Bridgerton takes way too long to come out. Every 2 or 3 years means it loses any momentum or interest

thinking about ed helping stede put on all of his jewelry during their clothes swap. stede bowing his head so ed can put his necklaces on him. rearranging them so they lay perfect on his chest. stede finally lifting his head up to look at ed and ed noticing they’ve inched just a little closer

Nathan is 💯 here

I'm a simple girl. All I want is for the sex Ed and Stede had with others before they met to be unsatisfying, and when they do...💦🚿⛲️🔥👨‍🚒🧯🎆🎇😵💣🫦🤵🏼🤵🏾

Ed came in his trousers the first time Stede asked if he could 'make love to him'

Lucius orders this for Stede and tells him it’s because he likes the beach so much