mondays suck. here, take this 🤲 (<- ed and stede dry humping and kissing each other's necks) 2.4k words, E: archiveofourown.org/works/74722261 #ofmdfic #idasofmdfic

+ just the veil

Dinner plans 🍰🍦🍒 #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard

Stede often thinks back on that night in the top. Unfamiliar and soft leather on his skin, warm brandy on his tongue, the smell of spiced tobacco permeating every breath. It was as if the sea had risen with them when Ed's waves caught the moonlight just right. They still do. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

lucius at some point in every modern au where stede's job is Business

🥈🦊

Thank you to all the OFMD fanfic writers out there keeping our crew alive and giving us content while we’re in the gravy basket.

Why oh why are toddlers seeing Wicked.

GIVE ME SEASON 3, GIVE ME ED AND STEDE DANCING TOGETHER, EVEN IF IT'S LITERALLY A 3 SECOND CLIP I NEED IT LIKE AIR AHHHRGSDKKD

Well sussed!

Stede

Seeing Wicked tomorrow, solo, in a recliner with some m&s cookies. PLEASE let there be no talkers.

Here's a little peek of a wip for @kalansphantomff.bsky.social! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Remember when Stede said "You wear fine things well." and they both turned around to find the other was already looking back?

12/16/23

We finally came through, folks! Check out the #ofmdkinktober25 collab @anathxmadevice.bsky.social & I made for days 19 and 20! I hope you're prepared for some sexy, sweet, weirdness bc these two idiots are in love in absolutely every universe. Go read it!! (but maybe after work bc nsfw) #ofmdfic

You know how hard it is to find someone doing something original out here? It's impossible, man. And here you come with your library, and your fancy quarters, and you secret little closet full of frilly shirts and s u m m e r l i n e n s.

Tiny Ed! He saw another pirate's wicked undies fit and needed to have it for himself. #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Oviposition

yeah, let's fall those fronts 😚 #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard #FallFrontFriday

Taika at the New Zealand Screen Awards last night.

The Gentleman Pirate I presume?

Sugar! Daddy! Ed!!!!!!

what's your dream, rhys darby?

BONUS THIRSTY THURSDAY POST FROM RHYS HIMSELF!

Stede's slutty waist in all his fancy clothes is just so 🫦🫦

Poor baby stede how could anyone shout at that sweetie my god.. father bonnet I will find youu

Ed is trying to persuade Stede to let him put up the tree early by humming Santa Baby and shimmying.

I am wired differently. My fan is still on, and I'm still hot.

the heart behind your clouds breaks through the storm #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

My brother may be facing redundancy, and my anxiety is sky high.

it's very cold indeed, hate colldddd🥶

Do you guess ever think about Stede saying “you weren’t a dick, life’s a dick” bc he understands that the shitty things Ed did weren’t an effort to be shitty. He was traumatized and coping poorly and instead of saying “yeah you were kind of a dick” Stede was like, “nah, you just had a bad run”

It's either quiet on here atm, everyone has me blocked, or my mute words/phrases have been too successful.

Ed midway through fucking Stede pulls out because the doorbell goes and Stede starts singing the 'put that thing back where it came from or so help me' from monster's inc which just causes Ed to burst out laughing to the point he can't move to go answer the door

What outfit do Ed and Stede love on each other?

Brb, just thinking about Ed Teach’s little nod before Stede ravishes him and going insane.

I am once again thinking about bratty bottom Edward Teach

Stede & Ed in their comfy established relationship where every time they kiss Stede gets his hand in Ed’s shirt and pets the crinkly fuzz of his belly with the backs of his fingers and even though Stede appreciates how Ed looks in an outfit with a tucked in shirt, he’s cranky about not touching him

Ed's probably contemplating if he can marry Stede again

I forgot I edited this for a friend way back. I think we wanted to see s1 Ed in a sleek black suit from a fic where he runs a tech company.

Ever since starting a bad cold for 3-4 weeks ago, I now feel nauseated all the time. Is that normal?

Ed is so blushy!!!

au where ed is a hairdresser and he has a regular appointment with stede to dye his hair blonde which looks amazing on him and gives him so much confidence and ed would NEVER dissuade him from dying it but he *does* go a bit weak at the knees seeing the white roots peeking through every time